daily-kobold-facts

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Kobolds should not be smoothed with sandpaper, it'll remove a protective layer from the surface of their scales.

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CAUTION. DO NOT SHAKE KOBOLD. CONTENTS MAY EXPLODE.

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When you think you've outmanoeuvred their pack tactics, that's when the kobolds bust out the flak tactics.

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Kobolds are solid at room temperature.

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The Great Koboldening is inevitable.

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There's only one kobold, but they're really quick and clever so it seems like there's lots of them.

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Tactical Yipping Action is the tagline to a famous kobold video game.

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Let's make a kobold character!

There's one last thing to do when making a character, and that's write their backstory. We will write it in the way that all GMs love: a single comma-filled run-on sentence that's inexplicably in first person.

_______ the Kobold Lil' Guy Alignment : Technically Kobold Strength: 21 Dexterity: 19 Constitution: 21 Intelligence: 31 Wisdom: 11 Charisma: 54 Empathy: 29 Crafting: 34 Chutzpah: 104 A certain je ne sais quoi: 137 Tail: 81 yip: 148

Specialty–Arson Skills: Firestarting Jury-rig Use Magic Device Pilot Vehicle Persuasive Yip Taunting Yip Disarm Trap (Conversational) Seduce Endear Operate Heavy Machinery Counterfeiting Gemology yip Equipment: gun Mismatched, scavenged clothes, armour, and pointy wizard hat Shiny things tied to tail Goggles Tailbag Notes: short (for a kobold) Yips frequently when excited/angry/etc, rarely when not emotionally invested

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Kobolds can safely eat chocolate. Even the dogbolds. They only look like dogs, they're not actually dogs. It's fine.

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Kobolds can yip in both .mp3 and .flac formats.

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Preliminary trials have shown that when counting kobolds their antics keep the counter wide awake, so it is possible that kobolds are the opposite of sheep.

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It is safe for kobolds to drink the lamp oil.

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Let's make a kobold character!

The second half of alignment, so that you can assemble the perfect combination.

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Let's make a koblold character!

What else does a character sheet need? There's alignment. There's lots of good arguments about why alignment isn't great, but it's good to have one so that everyone can ignore it. Two polls today, one for each word.

Character sheet

_______ the Kobold Lil' Guy Strength: 21 Dexterity: 19 Constitution: 21 Intelligence: 31 Wisdom: 11 Charisma: 54 Empathy: 29 Crafting: 34 Chutzpah: 104 A certain je ne sais quoi: 137 Tail: 81 yip: 148

Specialty–Arson Skills: Firestarting Jury-rig Use Magic Device Pilot Vehicle Persuasive Yip Taunting Yip Disarm Trap (Conversational) Seduce Endear Operate Heavy Machinery Counterfeiting Gemology yip Equipment: gun Mismatched, scavenged clothes, armour, and pointy wizard hat Shiny things tied to tail Goggles Tailbag Notes: short (for a kobold) Yips frequently when excited/angry/etc, rarely when not emotionally invested

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When designing your lair, remember that (because they're small) you can station an infinite number of kobolds on any given tile, which will really surprise those pesky adventurers.

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If your psychic powers get too strong extradimensional kobolds will start showing up to yip at you once before disappearing again.

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It's always the year of the kobold.