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It is now safe to rotate a kobold in your mind.
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Kobolds are capable of yipping at your resonant frequency.
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The kobolds living next to the giant hole leading to the netherworld are doing just fine — they've even opened a popular bungee-jumping attraction.
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While putting an elastic band around a kobold's mouth to keep them quiet is effective, it is also extremely rude and you will reap dire consequences. It also does nothing to prevent them from typing.
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You can sharpen your kobold with an ordinary pencil sharpener.
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As a side effect of living underground, every kobold is required to know how to fix a central heating / air conditioning system.
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Every problem can be solved by applying enough kobolds.
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The kobolds are wondering what this button labelled "travel a year and a half into the future" does.
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Kobolds like to yell at the sky.
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Throwing the kobolds always works.
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Kobolds are some sort of weird little dragon-person thing.
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One kobold always lies, one kobold always tells the truth, and the rest of them have thankfully been spared from the awful truth/lies curse.
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Kobold applications at your nearest dragon are now open! Please put your best yips forward.
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