daily-kobold-facts

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Kobolds like to eat salad in the dark.

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Kobolds weave the fate of the world through their frequent casts of Power Word: Yip.

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Kobolds get places quickly via the secret kobold subway system that connects most major cities.

(Non-kobolds are allowed to ride, it's only secret because they might not have gotten permission from any of the cities to build underground trains.)

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Construction is underway on an invincible titanium kobold that will water the warren's mushroom gardens.

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KOBOLD is an esoteric programming language comprised of only 'yip' and whitespace, which executes code based on how many times yip can be read in the row and column of every point in the document.

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Physicists hate kobolds because they keep eating the Higgs bosons.

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Every kobold is the world champion of being a kobold.

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Every quark that makes up a kobold has the charm flavour.

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Nobody ever writes "Here be Kobolds" in the unknown regions on maps, and the kobolds are feeling kinda left out.

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Yes, the kobolds have been stealing your dice. No, they're not going to stop.

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Even surface-dwelling kobolds tend not to let the sun decide their schedules. They'll sleep and wake whenever they please.

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The kobolds are ready to fight the sun.

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Kobolds aren't immune to fall damage, but they also never seem to take significant damage from falling.

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You should make kobolds the mascots of whatever organizations will listen to you.