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smokeys-house · 4 months ago
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So fucked that little animals can have bad dreams what do you mean they have to deal with nightmares too
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krewpluszaka · 2 years ago
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hotbabeeeb · 2 years ago
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Light a joint and relax 🫶
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geazyelena · 10 months ago
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ch3rnovyl · 2 years ago
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The first time I smoked a cigarette I was twelve. I coughed and the smoke made my throat itchy and dry, he told me that was a good thing; it meant i could still quit, so I did. The second time was a year later, when the homeless woman from the supermarket told me she smoked to quench the hunger on her body and I wanted to lose weight. I walked around with an empty stomach and when my guts growled I'd endure it's bitterness and take the packet out of my bag. It's been another whole year since that but still I keep on smoking a couple cigarettes a day. I don't think its addiction that leads me to it but a force of habit, I still try to convince myself that I need it, that I must quench the hunger laying within me but I eat more than enough now. Maybe it was never about food, and the hunger inside me searches for love. Love to receive or someone to love, I just need love.
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loubella77 · 1 year ago
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Easy transport :)
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onlyherintheend · 1 year ago
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It’s always been black or white until you came along and now all I see is grey…
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smokeys-house · 1 year ago
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If tumblr shuts down you can find me in living in a shotgun shack. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in another part of the world. If tumblr shuts down you can find me behind the wheel of a large automobile. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. It tumblr shuts down I'll send myself an ask that says "how did I get here?"
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smokeys-house · 2 years ago
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my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"
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smokeys-house · 1 year ago
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If Apple made a cup... what would that be called... tell me... could u spell it out loud for me
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smokeys-house · 9 months ago
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Not many people know this, but the name "Franklin" is short for "frankling" which means "one who frankles"
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smokeys-house · 2 months ago
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Narrator voice:
A group of Zack Fairs is called a Zack Festival
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smokeys-house · 4 months ago
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Just woke up, what's the move
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smokeys-house · 2 months ago
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Sources say if you eat too much Halloween themed cereal, the next time a doctor scans you with an xray or other kind of imaging device he will get so scared because of all the spooky stuff in there
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smokeys-house · 2 months ago
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Every time someone shows up in the moomin tag saying "why does moomins have a fandom now ew" i feel like the bugs underneath a rock when you lift it up. Hate to tell you this, bud, but the bugs are there whether you lift the rock or not
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smokeys-house · 4 months ago
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Her: idk... I just don't feel that motivated anymore. I think it might be depression
Me (trapped in a dungeon): maybe you just need a task to focus on. Have you tried delving into the nearest dungeon, picking the lock on my cell door, and escorting me out?
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