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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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daftmooncretin · 1 year ago

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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos

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s2pdoktopus · 2 months ago

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You know those fanfics where Zidian evolves into a magic snake? That's the idea but it's the fuzzy worm thing.

#behold! Zidian's true form!#mdzs #jiang cheng #i'm intrigued by merch and was thinking of designing one without actually making them and this came to mind #3d print him and wrap him in the funny fuzzy worm thing #inspired by those fics where zidian became a magical snake #i never owned one so I'm just gonna assume that it's soft enough to be comforting

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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom · 2 months ago

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I am such a big Werewolf Stan advocate I had to jump on this particular train 🙏 (but I didn't really wanna commit to full line art, you guys understand)

Oh, and you guys aren't gonna believe this, but here's part two 🙌

#I've been really enjoying the vampire/werewolf FiddleStan #which i think.... is for some october thing? uh fiddlestantober? or uh fiddle... idk i know it's because it's october!!#and I'm very glad for it #i love werewolf stan so much 🙏#i never really thought about vampire Fiddleford but yeah I've been enjoying that part too #anyway keep making that thanks guys 😋#I KNOW IT'S NOT SUMMER but wouldn't it be funny if they met outside of the fall months #put those bozos into situations 🗣️#this is why summerween exists in this AU guys TRUST 🙏🙏#cole's art #art #gravity falls #grunkle stan #stanley pines #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddlestan #FIDDLESTAN ‼️‼️🗣️💯💯💯#best ship in this fandom NO COMPETITION 🙏#werewolf stan pines #werewolf stan #vampire fiddleford #fiddlestantober2024 #yyeeahhhh that thing #i am not a part of it i am hijacking just this one thing 🙏#i use the praying hands emoji too much sorry guys #gravity falls halloween au

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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in spite of everything, I had fun <3

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk leaks #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itafushikugi #jjk 271 #well we made it :'>#im kind of ignoring a lot of the tag rn ghsdff ik people are upset #if u follow me u know th full extent of my thoughts on the wrapping up of the series but tl;dr the caption says it all #this series meant a lot to me and im working on a bigger tribute to fully express that love and gratitude #but take a redraw 2 tide u over for now #im just so happy. its bittersweet but those r my kids n theyre tgt and theyre okay #i think the return to normalcy is good fr them. i say let them rest n b together n process everything in time #/i'm/ satisfied with what i got out of jjk as a whole and that's all that matters to me #however ik that not everyone shares tht sentiment n thats valid!#regardless of how u feel abt the finale i hope that u at least take time to remember things abt the series that brought u joy #thats all i can say #oh yeah anyway i lightened up megumi's expression his face is so funny in that panel i can't believe he really said -_- until the very end #still tho i think megu deserves a content lil smile

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joshuamj · 5 months ago

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Hero.

#legend of zelda #echoes of wisdom #loz eow #loz #zelda #tri #josh art tag #been meaning to do a full on stained glass drawing for like 2 years now lol #ive had ideas but none really stuck with me until this one #and the reason why is cuz this one was more of a scene! it wasnt just a normal drawing made to look like stained glass #it had what is supposed to be a literal window with someone standing before it looking up at it #also i find the timing of this drawing funny #cuz i just recently changed my shading style to resemble stained glass even more so than usual #cuz for years now ive gottem comments saying #my style reminds people of stained glass #and sometimes i see it sometimes i dont #cuz my shading style changes and sometimes it really did look glass like #but other times i dont think it did?? but i still got those comments??#maybe its like the way i do lineart or block out shapes?#idk but recently when i was growing tired of my previous coloring style i remembered those comments #and decided to lean into it #but now just a little while after that #here i am doing a legit stained glass illustration lol

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umblrspectrum · 4 months ago

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so like is it specifically planets the solver craves or can it get by with just eating dirt off the ground

#thank you those people in that one server i havent been there long enough to remember names #for bringing up the idea #is very funny #god i have genuinely no idea what to do for n's dialogue boxes. cannot think of a gimmick whatsoever #suprise attack by the artstyle change. i am imploding right now #cannot settle on any style whatsoever. genuinely changing by the hour #so strangely proud of ns hand in this one i dont know what it is about it but i really like it #hats still pisses me off though. why so difficult to draw #murder drones #art #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #murder drones cyn #or its #murder drones absolutesolver #who knows at this point #murder drones skig #still fighting tooth and nail for the tail to be named skig. it fits so well #iz go attack glitch headquarters for me #i think its late enough i can keep this unspoilered

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thechekhov · 1 year ago

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ah, childhood.

#tlt #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #the blissful early years #chekhov draws tlt #chekhov draws the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #see its funny because theyre children who are not allowed to play together #and are both starved of human connection and warm touch #so they get their fill the only way they can #by raising skeletons and fighting said skeletons as a form of exercise #gideon is 7 here and harrow is 6 #you bet your ass harrow still has those teeth #gideons skeletons are the strongest thing she has in her arsenal

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royalarchivist · 7 months ago

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Tubbo: Why have they changed it? These colors are awful. I– ew! I actually hate it! Where– what happened to the orange? Why’s it purple?

Tubbo: [Realizes] OH—

Tubbo: Oh, I'm actually– I'm actually a bigot, it’s Ace Race, I get it. Ohhh, ohhh that’s awkward. Ohhh, that's awkward. I’m a bigot. Oh, I'm a bigot. Oh, I'm a bigot. Ohhh. It’s crazy that they let bigots into MCC these days! Well actually, they’ve always done that.

#Tubbo #MCC #MCC Pride #June 1 2024 #THE WAY I SCREAMED????#This is one of those rare times where I see a clip on Twitter and go #''haha that's funny I should fast forward to that part of the VOD''#and then the ending hit me like an 18 wheeler #I've never clipped something so fast in my life #Sorry for the 3 days late MCC clip I was touching grass this weekend #Anyways. Funniest possible comment he could've made #He's so real for that

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mimimar · 27 days ago

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my little one

(art prints)

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fantastic-nonsense · 5 months ago

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the funniest parallel between Tim and Damian that no one ever talks about is how they're both the epitome of "I know a guy" because they keep managing to pick up random friends wherever they go

#complete opposite ends of the spectrum on how they go about it of course #but it's SO FUNNY the way someone could be like 'come help me and bring whoever's free'#and Tim could show up with like...Cassie Helena and Amy #and Damian could show up with Maya Nika and Maps #and absolutely none of those choices would be out of place #tim drake #damian wayne #dc comics

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raticalshoez · 25 days ago

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Was thinking of my post about dream teams and got really invested in whatever Unrequited Hate has going on

#trafficblr #life series #tangotek #smallishbeans #inthelittlewood #smajor1995 #wild life smp #limited life smp #secret life smp #only tagging those three because they're the ones I referenced in particular while making this #see tango and joel started building a funny dynamic and then suddenly I'm super attached to a team that does not exist #tango has been the biggest annoyance to joel and joel (just like the rest of the server) WANTS HIM GONE.#scott and joel shouldn't have to be said there's someghjng so funny about joel praying in scott's downfall and then scott just dgaf #martyn and tango are silly cause tango is so distrusting if him and martyn fully embraces his untrustworthiness so it's like.#like a cat hissing at something that no one else finds suspicious #mean gills are...mean gills. they say they're divorced and all that but i don't buy it.#didn't know how to describe joel and martyn's dynamic other than that one line in limited life so i used those #and then tango and scott are silly cause they're so chill with each other. scott startles tango wuth his creeper disguise #and he just laughs and goes “you're the ultimate troll!” like! they are friends surely :)#oh and they're all shipped with jimmy solidarity too that is a thing #i love this non existent team dynamic sm they need ti be real please please PLEASEEEEEEEEE

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forgettable-au · 28 days ago

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FORGETTABLE AU: CHAPTER TWO

[MASTERPOST][PREVIOUS CHAPTER][NEXT CHAPTER] PAGES:

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tizeline · 2 months ago

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Sorry, he's an only child, he never learned how to share </3

#also it's very possible that they do trick or treating in the hidden city #but im projecting my own jealousy of american trick or treating traditions onto leo so whatever #okay so we DO have trick or treating in my country #but like it looks way more fun in the us you guys know how to celebrate halloween lemme tell ya #it WOULD be funny if yokai did trick or treating but they dressed up as humans instead of monsters haha #if that were the case leo still wouldn't be able to go trick or treating bc draxum would forbid it #lmaoooo draxum would be the equivalent of those christians who hate on halloween for being “demonic”#tizel art #my art #digital art #tiz sep au #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt au #tmnt #rottmnt #leo #donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rise leo #rise donnie #disaster twins #rottmnt disaster twins

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vgilantee · 4 months ago

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the most embarrassing part about being a virgin smut writer is that those tiktoks of pussy eating/cock sucking tips and tricks have me taking notes. not to use irl because HA nobody's touching me any time soon are you kidding. but to make sure sex havers think I know what I'm talking about when writing my fictional character porn

#like im so resigned to dying as a virgin that its not even funny at this point #but yeah those tiktoks are for my smut writing purposes #char chatter ~✧

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drenched-in-sunlight · 4 months ago

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family tea party.

(in my mind, Radagon is the pure Order with no kindness half, and he always yearns to converge with Marika + be on equal footing with her, so in my drawing he’ll always be kinda nuts)

#elden ring #radagon of the golden order #queen marika the eternal #believe it or not this is ship art #my conspiracy theory is that he took advantage of Messmer being sealed and Godwyn death to slowly ursurp Marika #since those two command the two largest armies that were loyal to her just after Godfrey’s #in an misguided attempt to ease her burden. like oh if I’m in charge you won’t be sad again :) kinda way #also lowkey alienating Miq and Mal from their mother #so he’ll be the only one Marika can lean on. but joke is on him she dragged him down with her too alright #I can’t write another essay on this so pls just take the art #they r so funny in my head now #messmer the impaler #albi’s art

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