#this would be much easier if they sucked.

[accessible-tumbling]

ID: A screenshot of Tumblr tags reading: "i see like [caps] No [caps end] phallo talk on this website and I'm sure it's because of the widely spread terf notion that they suck but they dont and haven't for a long time!!

transphobes would target people who had recently gone through the process and share the extremely personal pics theyd posted thing is. most of the pics arent even from the final operation. theyre from the midway point: before they construct the glans

some people are happy and leave it at that but most have another surgery for that called Stage 2 thats [caps] Also [caps end] before tattooing. mn

*many people elect not to get tattooing but a fair amount do to make it look more naturalistic and match the head color to your lip color the notion that phallos are poor recreations of the natal penis is straight up transphobia and discourages people from getting them including people who would be much happier with them

everyone i know whos actually had the surgery has been overjoyed. the difference is immeasurable. and in fact…most people actually find they orgasm [caps] Easier [caps end] after getting a phallo because they dont have dysphoria distracting them"

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[cogmented]

hi cogmented! love the art. do you have any tips for beginners? thanks and have a good day

HI YES YOU TOO i think most of these are applicable to beginners and non-beginners

i learned these tips from two low level art classes based on charcoal so i find some of these a lot easier through traditional means, but the skills learned from them should be transferable through any medium

i wont be touching on color or perspective too much, here's a past post i did on colors.. more so values, but it didnt go in-depth as i would have liked

shape and form are fundamentals for visual art. you need to think of form to get your shapes around it

mass and additive are kind of the same thing, just the filling of the shape, no lines involved. gesture is more so for the feeling of the same, and line gets further definition

here are some of my digital examples:

mass, gesture, line

subtractive

the top left drawing started as mass, where i formed the two people's positions into one blob and then colored over it

once you start getting those down, you can start applying it. but, you may want to look at what other artists are doing too

tracing, doing master copies, and using references are all fair methods of learning off of another, just dont pass off traced or copied art as your own

tracing tends to make your lines appear stiff, especially if you are tracing a more gestural drawing. you don't get the same motion as when you are simply referencing

mastercopies are replicas of the art work, made to look exactly like it in an attempt to emulate the same techniques the original artist might have used. i find this personally the most tedious, but beneficial method, but it may not be the easiest thing to do as a beginner who is not used to quick hand motions or confident lines.

this mastercopy sucks because mimicking traditional on digital is not the easiest thing in the world, and i on god just fucked it up, but you can see how that form and shading is much more similar than the other two

using an image as a reference is the most widely known method, but it may not look exactly how you want it to at the start! you might simply not know how line weight, textures, or line methods work yet, which is something figured out through practice and observation

and speaking of observation,

this looks okay, doesnt it?

but there is something much more structured to this, right?

it is hard to not assume you know how things look. you see things every day! your reference is right there! but really think about what you're drawing, and what it looks like.

references are always helpful, be sure to glance back frequently and really look at the distance between things, how things are rotated, how things curve around each other, and where shadows add definition

and even the bottom drawing does not capture everything correctly (the top left is not pointed enough, the middle is too high, the bottom right back fabric is too low, the bottom left is missing a fold, etc etc) i gave myself 5 minutes max for these, but it certainly looks more correct and it is not just more well developed shading

(the box is something i do often to get the size of shapes down, or to see how much space something will take on the canvas)

and always always always experiment

you do not have to draw every line, you do not have to put every detail in its right place, you are only trying to get visual information across in a manner that you enjoy

if you have an idea, but dont think you can do it, the most important thing is that you try it anyway. if it looks like shit and you dont like it, try again another day, just dont stop drawing because one day you will be able to do it

dont be afraid to erase things, to start over if you dont like it, even if you spent time on it, because you can always redo it better the next time and each time it is another thing learned or whatever. or keep it cause it looks funny or interesting who cares, as long as youre doing something

[unpretty]

i know you were doing it for your own reference but as another fat person who’s probably hypermobile: thank you for kneeposting! all the visual references are of skinny people!!! i feel significantly less crazy than i did yesterday!!!!!

i was desperate!! i just wanted to know if asking my doctor if my knees look kinda backwards would make me look like a hypochondriac or something, because i really couldn't tell!! and every time i ask someone irl they're like "nooo, we would have noticed" and then they look closer and they're like "okay... well i can see how it's sort of... but your thighs just sort of do that maybe?" like i was trying to do the beighton score thing but i couldn't figure out if my knees counted, which complicated things enormously because the fatness ALSO complicated the floor touching part. like. between my thighs and my titties i can only fold forward so much. there's stuff in the way. i have the same problem with certain yoga poses. sometimes i have an easier time with more complicated poses just because they don't mash my chest into my legs!! I CAN'T JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SUCK MY TITTIES IN ON THE EXHALE.

[wisteriaiswriting]

Caught Making Out With Their S/O (Valo men edition)

Words: 513

Request: Could I request the “caught making out with their s/o” but for valo men instead 🙏🙏 cypher, omen, Yoru, gekko, etc etc 👁️👁️

As if this man would ever get caught, but if he did;

It’s a moment of intimacy, having shoved you into his room, desperate for some sort of attention after you’ve been gone for weeks on a mission.

Hands reaching for anything he can get, sneaking under your clothing to feel your flesh.

His mask had been pulled up just enough to free his mouth, letting him gravitate towards your neck.

Sucking marks along it, while your hands felt over his shoulders and masked head. Ready to pull the rest off only for the door to open.

Pushing each other away as Cypher pulled his mask down, you both tried to look somewhat presentable, which was much easier for Cypher.

In the doorway stood Sage, who had a small folder in her hands. Without a word from anyone she placed it on a nearby surface before leaving, making sure the door shut behind her.

“Do you think she’ll say anything to anyone?” “She wouldn’t, but she might call you to the infirmary.” “Because of you!”

I’m not really sure how this would work… But anyways!

His hands searched past the fabric to find skin, calming slightly when he felt your warmth.

All while your own cupped his face, feeling and watching wisps flare out, some lingering on your fingers.

Leaning forwards to leave soft kisses across his face, his stripes lighting up.

But in your soft moment you somehow missed the door opening, luckily the person who entered was kind enough to not say anything.

They left what they needed to before shutting the door behind them.

Only when you two pulled away and caught sight of the object did you become embarrassed.

You hope they don’t say anything.

This man could not care less if you two are seen, at least that’s what he looks like. Inside he’s kinda jealous that someone else got to see you like this.

Having pulled you away from the others for whatever reason it was this time, he wasted no time in trapping you in a heated kiss.

His hands held your cheeks while yours held his, quickly becoming breathless.

As the door opens Yoru pulls away, giving you a chance to finally catch your breath.

There stood Jett, almost dropping her device before dashing away, loudly calling for phoenix.

He’s already shy enough about making out, but that doubles if there's any chance of being caught.

Another one who has to have his hands all over you, doesn’t matter how much breath you’ve stolen from him, he will start whining if you don’t let him touch you.

The reason you two get caught is likely this ^.

As he reached out for you, you caught his hands. He started whining and complaining, wanting to feel more of you.

Both of you jumped when the door opened, not pulling away fully due to your hands still intertwined.

Finding Reyna standing in the doorway, her questioning look turned in a glare after catching you two in the act, before turning into a smug smile.

“Be careful you two.”

[thebibliosphere]

That’s unfortunate. They’ve still been very helpful to me recently but it was more to do with fighting Ingram than book content.

Out of interest, was the content note part of the cover or an internal part of the book?

Amazon censors tend not to get flagged on covers so much unless a human looks at it, but they will crack down hard if certain key words get flagged by the computer. The same is true for most of the retailers draft2digital use, who will also sometimes require different cover dimensions/quality requirements. My books all have different covers made for different upload sites. Amazon and Amazon print all have different dimensions from Ingram ebook/print and D2D ebook and print. (Don’t even get me started on the problems I had with hardbacks) It’s a pain in the ass.

I get around the censor issue with content tags by having a link to my website which I leave inactive until after the book is accepted. After that I make the website link live so readers can click on it. It’s not as ideal as having them directly in the book or on the cover, but it’s a way around computers flagging our stuff for certain things and that’s been true since at least 2020.

Inhuman genitals or anything to do with monsters tend to trip the censor flags a lot. I always get a good laugh when Tumblr complains about how so much shifter romance is devoid of knotting or is ‘mild’ compared to Ao3. Technically it counts as bestiality which isn’t allowed by most retailer platforms ToS — unless you’re trad-pub and the publisher goes to bat for you like they did for Ali Hazelwood. (Genuinely so fucking funny watching the broader Romance community who didn’t come from fandom be introduced to the concept of knotting through Bride and subsequently losing their minds, lmao)

In that regard, yeah, donating to libraries would be a helluva lot easier than all this faff.

I suspect censorship is also going to tighten up a lot, which sucks because it’s already pretty tight. Ironically, Amazon rejected the milder heat version of my book (spicy one got through fine) because there is a known homophobe on staff at the weekends and he’s notorious for knocking back anything flagged as LGBTQ+ content regardless of actual explicitness. So if anyone has ever had anything queer knocked back by Amazon and you just so happened to submit it over a weekend, it’s worth trying again toward the start of the work week.

The hoops we have to jump through to sell books I stg.

hey, could a small self published author possibly get its book in your library? it's not quite done yet but it'll be out on my website within the next year or so and it'd really make me happy to send you guys a copy :] thanks!!

hi! good question. we do have a lot of indie, small press, and even self pub authors in our collection, however the process is a little complicated due to our status as a digital library. In order for us to be able to purchase a copy of your book one day, it will need to be available on OverDrive, as that is currently our only platform for digital books.

Because we can’t accept physical copies, PDFs, or other digital files at this time, in order for you to donate a copy of your title, we can accept a monetary donation for the cost of the number of copies you’d like to donate - If it’s available on OverDrive

If it’s not, unfortunately we wouldn’t be able to add it to the collection.

Authors: if you are interested in donating copies of your book(s) reach out to librarian@queerliberationlibrary.org

Readers: if you want to suggest a book to add to the collection, please use the ‘notify me’ tags on libby or the acquisition request form on our website <3

[rishioutpost]

Make Fox Worse 2025

I could be convinced to become a Commander Fox fan but I do not know if the fandom at large is ready for the ways I would go about it. It is well and good and very understandable to invent a personality for him which absolves him of/explains some of his...more questionable deeds. I have no qualms about that, it's always tons of fun, I love to see what people create in general. Epic stuff!

Me personally, though? I would love for him to be even worse.

Love the headcanon of the high ranking Coruscant Guards having their chips amplified towards the end of the war. Allow me to twist this my stupid direction: Fox is such a fucking asshole that he actually becomes easier to get along with post-amplification and it's really, really unnerving. "Fox actually hates the chancellor" I agree. He hates the chancellor, however, he acts Like That for the love of the game. Professional hater Fox. Exceptionally terrible Fox. A singular person puts up with him and it's probably Thorn or something, and that's because the whole thing entertains him.

In the end, the Coruscant Guard is more or less made up of cops with very little screentime and not too much personality meat (with a few notable exceptions). While it is reasonable to want better from them than what we get, sometimes it is so fun to create intrigue by making them suck. TCW serves me 5 minutes of screentime, tumblr serves me serial coffee drinker, and to all that I say: he probably does a ton of space cocaine and is really fucking mean.

[akiizayoi4869]

Was having some thoughts about Shinichi and Shiho and how they view their other halves, Conan and Ai, and whether or not they accept them as another version of themselves. With Shinichi, we obviously know that he doesn't accept Conan Edogawa as himself at all. Whenever he goes back to being Conan, he thinks to himself "I'm turning back into that kid.... Into Conan again!" as if Conan were a completely different person. Which, in a way, he is a different person than Shinichi. Shinichi and Conan live two very different lives. One is a high school detective and the other is a seven year old first grader. Shinichi has Ran as his childhood best friend and now girlfriend, being a high school student who will eventually graduate and move on to college, his classmates, the fame that comes from being a high school detective, etc. But Conan? He has none of that. You can even argue that Conan has even more than Shinichi does. Conan has more friends than just Ran, and he's made a bunch of meaningful connections with a lot of different people. Different people who Shinichi doesn't know and should not know, but he does because he's also Conan. And yet, despite this, he doesn't accept Conan as himself. He views Conan as a reflection in the mirror that he doesn't want to look at.

This part from opening 4 was always interesting to me, because it shows Shinichi and Conan on the opposite side of a mirror. A mirror that Shinichi doesn't want to look into. There's an ending theme song that also does this (I think it's ending 49) where it shows these two in different cracks of a mirror. We only see Shinichi in one crack, but we see Conan in the other cracks. Then it shows Shinichi behind a gear that makes a clock move, but the gear isn't moving. It's stuck. It's interesting how Shinichi is behind it, showing how he can't get around the gear. Almost as if he's not allowed to, because time has essentially stopped for him. Shinichi is still stuck in the past, in that night at Tropical Land that changed his life forever. Conan is his future, living a different life than Shinichi, a life that Shinichi never wanted to begin with. For him, Conan is sucking up the life that he wants, which is why Shinichi refuses to accept him as being another version of himself. The manga does this as well, showing Shinichi and Conan on opposite sides of a mirror. It's an imagery that shows how Shinichi has an identity crisis when it comes to who he is and who Conan is. It'll be interesting to see how he reconciles with all of this when he's back to being Shinichi for good, but he doesn't have all of the connections that Conan had anymore.

Now what I find interesting with this when it comes to Shiho and Ai, is that this imagery doesn't exist with them. Whenever we see the two of them in the anime, they're always shown side by side. Not on opposite sides of a mirror.

In the few anime endings that's focused around Shiho, we don't get the sense that Shiho Miyano is lost in time, unable to move because Ai Haibara exists. Rather, we're shown how much her past haunts her. She has a lot of trauma from her time in the organization, which is to be expected. And as a result, she's terrified. Terrified of a past that constantly catches up to her. In a way, Ai Haibara is an escape from that past for Shiho. She doesn't view Ai as a curse the way that Shinichi views Conan as a curse. Which I think makes it easier for her to accept Ai as another version of herself, instead of a completely different person who she hates and wishes didn't exist. It's why we don't see that same desperation that Shinichi has when it comes to returning to her original body. Not only would it be extremely dangerous for her to do so as a former member of the organization who they are currently hunting down, she also doesn't have much to go back to. Akemi was the one positive thing in her life as Shiho Miyano. And when Akemi was killed, Shiho basically died along with her. Which probably played a part into Shiho's decision to take her own drug in the hopes that it would kill her. Shiho Miyano has nothing to return to, other than a past that she desperately wants to get away from. Shiho Miyano has nobody waiting for her. Ai Haibara does. Shinichi Kudo does have a life that he wants to get back to, as well as people waiting for his return. He doesn't have that same problem with his past like Shiho does. Shinichi has a problem with his identity, meanwhile Shiho has a problem with her past. Even though we only see Shiho return to her original body twice, both instances being a life or death situation, it doesn't seem like she would have that same problem that Shinichi has: an identity crisis. When she shrinks back down to the body of a child during the Haido City Hotel case, she doesn't think "I'm turning back into that kid.... Into Ai again!" the way Shinichi thinks about Conan whenever he shrinks back down to his child body. Which makes me feel like she accepts that part of her. I really wish that Gosho would give us more moments of Ai returning to being Shiho, this way we could actually confirm if this is the case for her or not. But it really doesn't seem like she would have that same issue that Shinichi has. This honestly reminds me of Persona 4, where the main characters all had shadow versions of themselves, because they didn't want to accept the parts of themselves that they didn't like. And in order for them to defeat their shadows and to make peace with them was to accept them as being their other half. Their true self. It's pretty much the same thing for Shinichi and Shiho (minus the whole shenanigans that comes from fighting their own shadows, of course) but especially with Shinichi.

[t4tozier]

let's think about jayvik after the finale. they're magically alive and okay 👍

how do they get along with the other characters? what do they get up to in their free time? do they ever get pets? etc etc. head full of self indulgent happy jayvik bc they desperately need normalcy

hmmm this is very internesting. so in terms of their interactions with other characters i have to say that i realized that rather than arcane as a whole being my new hyperfixation it’s literally just jayvik (and zaundads to a lesser extent) so these hcs may be mid. but we persist

if jayvik don’t die then neither do jinx and vander. first of all. viktor doesn’t have the capacity to undo the warwickification of vander but they work something out

and i’ve always loved the hc of jayvik mentoring jinx and ekko so that definitely continues. chaos ensues but it’s good for jinx to have an outlet to create (and continue blowing things up) with adult supervision, and they both have new perspectives and creative ideas that occasionally make jayvik kick themselves for not thinking of it first

i don’t think that either jayce or viktor would be happy if they weren’t still innovating and creating, but they kind of. let hextech die out. which sucks, especially for jayce, whose entire life’s work had to be scrapped because they got too big for their britches, essentially.

i think jayce and viktor both deal with a lot of grief and guilt for their actions. they both blame themselves for the creation of hextech in the first place, jayce blames himself for killing viktor (even though vik understands after. yknow. everything) and that his idea was the one to lay waste to piltover. viktor, though jayce tries to insist that it was the hexcore controlling him and that he didn’t really know what he was doing, still feels responsible for his actions

but this time they have each other, and they have their friends, and it’s both harder and easier than it used to be to deal with their feelings

anyway onto the happy stuff

viktor and caitlyn have a wary sort of allyship. they both hold grudges but they try to get along for jayce’s sake

jayce is personally elated that cait has found someone. especially someone he can roughhouse because vi always brings out his immature side <3 he definitely gets his ass handed to him though

they both keep the long hair. jayce keeps the beard. viktor complains about beard burn but also thinks jayce looks very handsome with it so he suffers through it <3

viktor gets an axolotl. he loves that thing like a child.

jayce finds a stray dog on the streets after the war and feeds him. he ends up following jayce home and he has to sheepishly explain to viktor that he won’t leave jayce alone so he figured he should just bring him home.

viktor isn’t particularly mad about this—except for when the dog takes his spot in bed. that’s unacceptable. jayce will just scoop the dog up and put him on the other side so he’s the middle spoon between vik and the dog.

(also. jayce with a service dog ??)

…viktor with a service axolotl??

the arcane/astral plane did not completely heal either of them—they both still require their leg braces, and jayce gets a crutch for when it gets cold—but viktor’s no longer terminally ill. jayce cries when they find out.

even though the arcane no longer powers their inventions, they do go back to their initial ideas from way back when, bringing their inventions to the people, rebuilding the filtration system in zaun, building better and stronger mobility aids and prosthetics for anyone who needs it. the talis fortune pays for much of this—they no longer want investors, or anyone else, to tell them what they should build

[ofspvrta]

If anyone had asked Kassandra how she saw today going, none of this would have been on her bingo card. But Kassandra always maintained she was just as much a lover as a fighter, but she'll be damned if sometimes she grew tired of always fighting. Sometimes she just wants to rest and love. And she always has so much love to give, doesn't she? Right now, not even Aletheia could deter her from this; Roxana shows up and in an instant, that's her entire world again.

She can't lose her a second time.

She probably should have clarified more on that. Of course, her features would remain the same, but she wasn't always so glowy. Or frightening to look at, depending on the situation. But if Roxana is remembering her past, maybe she's already seen Kassandra's true face. But at least with Roxana seeing her like this first, it means she never has to reveal the big secret later, that part is easier now. The touches to her neck make her crane her head more, silently begging Roxana to continue. It always was a sensitive spot, one she loved being doted on with kisses and nibbles, even full-on bites if she was feeling a particular way. And she often was.

"I won't, I promise. You'll have to settle for an old woman stuck in a perpetually thirty-seven-year-old body. I just glow less, that's all." She sucks in a gasp when she feels those lips on the Isu marking, strong hands pressing against her back, holding her close.

THE TEMPLE ABSOLUTELY ISN'T GOING TO GO ANYWHERE , but at this point it would seem roxana also isn't going to go anywhere. HAVING A DUTY WILL NEVER AS IMPORTANT AS HAVING A PURPOSE -- even if that purpose is simply to love somebody. and kassandra can obviously find her way on her own. BUT WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO HAVE A LIEUTENANT FOR THE BOAT AGAIN ? loneliness can be a disease , it's true.

... now they'll have to get another cot , won't they?

ONE OF ROXANA'S EYEBROWS JUST RAISE . you know , she would be perfectly okay with kassandra always looking like that. it probably isn't the most stealthy or inconspicous though , unfortunately for her. ASKING TO TRY AND HAVE A THING TOGETHER ALSO MEANS IN ALL OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES . a trip to mcdonald's. two cots. not just how well the kiss works. SHE MEANT THAT PART , IT'S WHY SHE ASKED . probably meant it with a little too much enthusiasm. kassandra's constant chattering was annoying an hour ago , right now it's positively ... whatever the opposite of annoying is , actually.

" as long as you don't suddenly change into some ugly , old , man or something. don't catfish me at this point , man. " IT WAS ABSOLUTELY SAID WITH SO MUCH SARCASM . roxana's head leans in , lips pressing to that isu line.

[acexsmhking]

omg hi i luv ur blog sm its so KSBDKFNF anyway can u please write a creepypastas(separate) dating a short!male reader? I'm 4'10 and it fuckin sucks, bro😭 its always girls who get dates for bein short:( i dont wanna be a short king i js wanna be a kinggg n i luv the creeps so ahhh

𝐊𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧

(𝗻.) 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗻-𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗽

╰┈➤ Creeps! x Short!M!Reader

Note: I don’t know which creeps you wanted specifically so I did all them aside from Jane as she is WLW only!

Summary: Creeps dating a short male reader! what do they think of you?:)

Warning(s): 18+ content, fluff, some sexual jokes, bit of angst, brief mentions of human consumption, reader dying

Tim Wright:

Tim is also short, although I would like to stay average height since I’m also in his height range lol

There’s absolutely no judgement from him, hell he even feels happy to have partners that are shorter than him. He’s a bear of man and having someone he can pretty much toss like a sack of potatoes is nice. Makes it easier to escape with you when Alex or Operator come knocking

Masky though can be a bit teasing, nothing horrible however Hoodie has definitely teased him for being smaller so now he gets to do it to you. It’s like a family tradition! He’ll call you nicknames like: Doll, little love, Dove, and almost anything have to do with pies.. I guess they are small huh?

All in all, Tim loves you! And your height doesn’t change that fact, if anything it’s just something he falls deeper in love with. You’re definitely still big spoon though. He likes being held

Brian Thomas:

This little sweetie is such a fucking tease. Not a lot of people really acknowledge that Brian is actually tall as fuck. 6’4 standing straight. And he loves how to allows him to help or hang out with people. Like maybe an elder woman needing help reaching something, or taking good photo angles for families touring. So if anything you, his love, being so small just makes him feel so giddy

He loves how useful he can be for you, and how useful you can also equally be for him. Since he is so big.. his hands and arms don’t always fit into small spaces, perfect way for you to come in and help him out!

Hoodie can be a bit more teasing. Resting his elbow on your head and jokingly leaning on you, holding something over your head so you have to give him a kiss. Things like that. But he no less loves you<3 you will be the small spoon though he might even move you to lay literally on him

Jay Merrick:

He loves it! He’s so socially awkward and weird about his attempts of flirting with you. He thinks you fit so absolutely perfectly against and with him. Your hands fit, hugs fit, he especially loves kissing your fingers. He often calls you his sweet pea! You both fit together like two peas in a pod and loves how you both balance out life together much like Brian

Alex Kralie:

Oh my god, he’s so awkward about compliments. He tries, but sometimes he can be a bit sarcastic or crass. But he does mean well! Expect dad jokes. Not even kidding. Alex is also tall, 6’1, however he isn’t as teasing about it as Brian/Hoodie. He especially thinks your size is incredibly convenient when he might have to grab or pick you up when danger comes calling

Evan/HABiT:

Evan loves it! Before..everything. You two were so completely happy and in love. He, much like Jay thought you two complimented each other perfectly, especially since Evan is also small! Heh.. smaller than me. At 5’3 you and Evan literally fit perfectly together without looking like some exotic Wattpad couple. However, he can still tease you about being smaller than him, especially since Evan is a physically strong guy!

HABiT kills you some point.

Kate the Chaser:

Well.. first congrats on managing.. this.. somehow. Kate… doesn’t even notice. Doesn’t really understand height difference, all she does know is that you’d be more of a snack to eat than a full coarse meal. I’m not gonna lie, she kinda more so treats you like a thing. SHE’S AINT KNOW NO BETTER

Tobias Rogers:

Yeah… he bullies the shit out of you I’m sorry. Especially in bed?? It’s almost like constant attacks (stand behind me pookie I got you) but he means well! He loves you, truly he just is an asshole. However your height is 100% not a hindrance, he actually doesn’t really care and sometimes even forgets. Don’t trust him to fill out a legal document for you, he forgets details quick. He does find it surprisingly, in some ways, difficult to steal clothes for you..

Jack Nyras:

…um..

I mean.. I don’t think.. I mean I already don’t think any can “take” “him” wink wink, nudge nudge but you… 100% can’t. Homie he could eat you whole

He does find it.. a little.. difficult… it’s very easy for him to step or sit on you and consequently scares the shit out of both of you. But.. he loves you! Very easy to pick you and climb a tree and you use less pelts to make a nest (not that he doesn’t still spoil you) just uh.. have.. fun??

Helen Ottis

Yeah he definitely immediately noticed, he’s just observant like that. But he actually does really like your height. He’d never say it out loud though he doesn’t want you to feel uncomfortable or like he’s fetishizing you. He loves, loves drawing you two together <3

Jason the Toymaker

Sly bastard is so smooth with his flirting, even when dating he still makes you blush 24/7. He makes life sized dolls of you… ignoring that though he loves how he can just have you on his lap while he works and it’s convenient. He will NEVER admit that he is a OG clinger, he wants you in his skin… someone give me Jason asks later, I love this bitch

Clockwork:

Oh this damn sweetheart, she again is so happy how well you guys balance each other out. Especially since you can really help her with tiny itty bitty screws. Calls you her saving grace. Seriously, she absolutely adores how much you can help her tinker with things. She has never really noticed how annoyed she’s get with projects til you started helping her out. She is able to relax and really enjoy it considerably more

God I love this woman… my wet dog girlfriend

Jeff the Killer:

… I mean.. he doesn’t really care. I’m gonna be 100% honest. He’s going to kill you some point in this relationship and is definitely going to completely ruin your mental health. But he doesn’t use your height against you in arguments since he knows you could just do the same to him so. At least he comes up with creative clap backs!!

: ̗̀➛ Oh god I hope this is okay. If you don’t like it please just DM me and I’ll rewrite. I literally wrote this, high on pain killers, distracted rewatching MH with Transformers in the background at 3am LMFAOOA — Ace

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

how the HECK do I explain to my parents that I do not want bass guitar lessons from my dad, I want to teach myself from the books and videos that I have. I will literally throw away every plan I have to learn this instrument if I have to learn this way I'm not even kidding. this is why I quit guitar after two months my freshman year of high school.

[lazylittledragon]

do any other artists feel like. yeah you're a 'good artist' because you draw things that look nice, but like. TECHNICALLY? you're really not great

i really hate that i can recognise that yes, my art is good, but is it VARIED? is it dynamic?? is my anatomy good? is it full of texture and colour theory? do i know how to do This? can i do That? no, not really. and that's quite painful actually

[blackseakraft]

TY FOR THE TAG!! @leapingbadger

What's the origin of your blog title? I like to write phrases and nice sounding things in my sketchbook while I draw in case I want to use them for something later. Black Sea Foam was one of them. It doesn't mean anything, I just like the way it sounds.

OTP(s) + Shipname: I don't engage in shipping much, but I suppose it's TechPhee since I've actually drawn them being cute together multiple times.

Favorite color: BRIGHT Fuschia, a little on the purple side. It reminds me of the Dark Crystal.

Favorite game: Red Dead Redemption TWOOO will probably be my favorite game forever.

Song stuck in your head: Heat Waves by Glass Animals

Weirdest habit/trait? I HATE people touching my fingernails, I compulsively press down on them because they're just really sensitive I guess. I've never ever gotten a manicure for this reason. I've worn press on nails one time and it drove me INSANE I couldn't think about anything else. I tried to tough it out for two more days but it never got better. Weirdly though, when I lose chunks of my fingernails from sports and stuff I don't really care.

Hobbies: Drawing, painting, knitting, writing, skijoring, bikejoring, hiking, downhill skiing, mountain biking (planning on finally getting a real bike this summer), Model/Figure/Mini painting, Dungeons & Dragons (I'm a PC in one game and a DM in another and I couldn't be more pleased at the moment), Reading, Lego (when I want to treat myself), a little bit of fishing and crabbing but I suck at it.

If you work, what's your profession? I am a Fisheries Biologist! Well I'm technically a Science Technician, but biologist gets the point across easier. I'm working up to being a biologist. I mostly work in the field, walking or floating rivers looking for salmon and sending the data to my bosses who use it for managing fisheries. I keep getting hurt though so I'm looking for a new job with less physical labor at the moment.

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? A homesteader/artisan. My dream is to have some property and be mostly self-sufficient, have a ton of animals, and use art and crafting for supplemental income. Might have to wait for retirement, but I still love my job now.

Something you're good at: I'm very good at learning by watching, or reverse engineering something to figure out how it works. I feel like my brain lends itself well to engineering-type thinking because it is easy for me to picture structures in 3d and move them around in my brain. It helps a lot with art, sculpting, and animation. I think drawing representatively since I was a young child really developed this part of my brain.

Something you're bad at: Understanding abstract concepts like physics or advanced finances (do not ask me what anything more complicated than a loan is, I will cry).

Something you love: I LOVE my new weighted blanket. I've never owned one before, but it really helped me relax while I was recovering from a concussion last week lol. My dog loves it too.

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: The connections between Spirituality, Nature, and Art. I have a few friends who I engage in this topic with and we will go on for HOURS. I always feel so thankful afterward.

Something you hate: When someone leaves their water bottle loose in my car and it rolls around while I'm driving >:0

Something you collect: I collect driftwood with holes in it! Usually comes from thick pieces of outer wood that grew around a branch and somehow came off the tree with the hole intact. I LOVE THAT SHIT.

Something you forget: Well if I could remember what it was I'd tell you.

What's your love language? QUALITY TIME!!! Sharing experiences especially when they involve movement, or body doubling. LOVE IT.

Favorite movie/show: My favorite movie is Jim Henson's The Dark Crystal.

Favorite food: AAA damn idk. Anything savory. I am so down bad for fishy stuff recently, like dried squid and clams. I suppose I'll just say seafood in general.

Favorite animal: Besides the obvious (dogs and horses) my favorite animal is a Reindeer/Caribou!

What were you like as a child? Feral. I used to pretend i was some kind of animal at all times, got in to a lot of trouble at stores for doing things like spitting on the windows and running around. Absolutely should have been tested for ADHD at a younger age.

Favorite subject at school? Art is the obvious one. I also loved science, which is also sort of obvious.

Least favorite subject: In college I really struggled with Physics and Economics.

What's your best character trait? I am very patient. I think because the rest of my family is extremely impatient, I went the other direction. It contributes hugely to my mental health and makes creating things extremely fun. On the other hand, I tend to not stand up for myself when I should. It's hard for me to recognize when it's appropriate to stop being patient.

What's your worst character trait? Emotional sensitivity. It's my greatest weakness and strength. Confrontation of any kind makes me freak out, it's hard to know what battles to pick, and I usually choose the wrong ones. It has a lot of benefits too though! I think intuition and sensitivity go hand and hand, it helps a lot with dog training. I think it makes animals intuitively drawn to you as well.

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be? I'd make my dog less anxious and reactive. He's doing great and is happy and fulfilled, but I will never be able to fully trust him outside of our comfort zone. It's a constant anxiety I have to live with, but working with trainers (and therapy for myself lol) has helped so much and I have so many tools to help both of us.

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet? Jim Henson!!

Tag as as many mutuals as you want!!

@eobe @spicy-tomato-sauce @disaster-by-chance @paperback-rascal @ghostymarni and YOU IF YOU BOTHERED TO READ THIS

I tagged every moot for THIS blog, there are too many on my main lol

Get to know your mutuals!

What's the origin of your blog title? When I was in middle school, someone told me "you dress so goth, but your personality is so happy. You're like a really cheerful grim reaper. A joyful soul collector." And that's been my username for most everything ever since!

OTP(s) + Shipname: Oooh, right now it's Jayvik, and tbh I can't think of another one, this is one of the first ships I've been really really into tbh. Other dynamics focused on my blog have actually been more platonic, like Irondad

Favorite color: Red!

Favorite game: Dungeons and Dragons! Both as a player, and DM!

Song stuck in your head: The Challenge - EPIC

Weirdest habit/trait? I download thousands of still frames of tv shows that I love so I can make memes out of them. But I have to sift through and delete all the pictures that are blurry or unnecessary, which takes hours. I think it's super fun because I'm autistic and really enjoy sorting stuff lol

Hobbies: Writing, playing DnD, making memes, and hanging out with my friends!

If you work, what's your profession? Not so much a profession lol, I work at a toy store. It's a part time job while I'm in college, studying to be a radiologist!

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? Realistically? Radiologist. But ANY job I wish? Professional DM or Professional DnD player, like the people on Dropout or Critical Role haha

Something you're good at: I'm good at writing stories! I can write them well and write things that make people feel deep emotions, and I like that.

Something you're bad at: Recognizing when someone doesn't want help haha. I tend to try and fix things or help people when they just want to vent, and it ends up frustrating for both of us.

Something you love: I love stories. Any kind, I love so so many

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: My favorite shows and stories, my dnd campaigns and characters, my stories and ideas

Something you hate: Fascism. Bigotry. Willful ignorance. Fearmongering. Propaganda.

Something you collect: Dice!! I'm a dice goblin for sure haha

Something you forget: I often forget chores unfortunately

What's your love language? Physical touch and acts of service

Favorite movie/show: Ooh right now it's definitely Arcane haha

Favorite food: Sushi!

Favorite animal: Cats!

What were you like as a child? In a word? Unwell haha. I'm a good bit better now, still struggling with a lot, but better than I used to do

Favorite subject at school? English, I was always good at that class

Least favorite subject: Chemistry. I hate that shit so much lol

What's your best character trait? I think that I'm kind and willing to stand up for others

What's your worst character trait? I can be disrespectful to some types of spirituality unfortunately. It just doesn't make logical sense to me. I have two friends that are fully convinced that a cursed doll gave some youtuber testicular cancer. And I just can't see the logic or critical thought in that

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be? Mmm. All of fascism shit is definitely damaging my calm so I'd love to change that specifically

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet? Harry Allen. Google him he's a badass transgender cowboy

Tag as as many mutuals as you want!!

@sb-essebi @glitternightingale @blatterpussbunnyfromhell @captainhollowstories @kydrogendragon @misforvendetta @poetryinmotion-author @bocularteletheric @kai-ovillager @thatoneneuvichiliauthor @4amarcanethoughts @alexspearsxoxo @kotonni @buckybucananbarnes @kakesuwolf @martybaker @patheticjayce @sleepycrowhours @aixabi @up-the-bracket @snoopyviktor @emdashflower @humanshapedstress @hellsalore @juuzousmom @softandslow @fangirlshenanigans04 @batmans-attic @lvrstrsh @bluemoyai @tearexxwrites @bodyofvvater @lifeandeathepub @areesespiece @lancesblueazaleas @monaisme @milkywaysipper @carmendyy @tseecka @heazueken @tophat-69 @velocitychroma @prjctdiva @gremlinofchaos @ourvectorviktor @kenjinx @jxmimac @gh0stedvhampir @voxconcordia @arcaneheraldslawyer

ngl I tried to tag ALL my mutuals that I have, but this was how many it allowed me to do before it made me stop lol so here's as many as I could fit!

[thenamesapollo]

i got reminded of an old post I made saying that nightmare can't be a capitalist and I'm just realizing now that I WAS WOOBIFYING HIM

[pushing500]

The outpost at Arwell is paying off, damn!! If only Mechi had someone to help him install that bionic eye, he'd love it. In the meantime, he'll just enjoy the book.

How cute, he likes the present <3

In other news, our prisoner was miraculously cured of his paralytic abasia, much to Mechi's frustration, I'm sure. Also, it turns out he's Man in Black XiaoLiang's granddad. Small world!

Fortunately, the shuttle came to collect him before he got too annoying. Mechi is probably very glad to be rid of the company.

No, thank you, we don't wanna risk being exposed to that much flesh again if we can help it! Sorry, you're on your own.

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[dartalias]

Kyoshi novels AU but it just providing Kuruk's team two brain cells and the people of Kyoshi's era comunication skills