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lenny-zesty · 5 months ago

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STOP POSTING ABOUT KHAN DOORMAN. I'M TIRED OF SEEING HIM. MY FRIENDS ON TUMBLR POST ABOUT HIM, ON DISCORD IT'S HIM

i was talking to @electronix-arts, right? and ALLL HE WAS SENDING ME WAS JUST KHAN DOORMAN

I TOOK A PICTURE OF MY DOOR, I CLOSED IT AND I SAID "HEY EMILY. WHEN THE DOOR IS DOORMANNING" AHAHAHAAA I FUCKIN LOOKED AT A PRINGLES CAN AND WENT "THAT'S A BIT KHAN CODED"

DOORMAN? MORE LIKE DILFMAN

AAAAAAAAAAAA-

#lennyrambles #murder drones #IM SORRY IM GIGGLING #he and i came up w this together #this whole post is a joke #khan doorman?#nah nah nah #khan dilfman #based on that amogus copypasta if that wasnt obvious

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nyaskitten · 1 year ago

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ok guys here are my age headcanons for ninjago 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

i think lloyd is mentally 10 but in the body of an 18 yr old, nya is 19, jay is 20, cole is 20, zane is 100, kai is actually 39 which is how he raised nya by himself, arin is 17, sora is 17, and wyldfyre is 16 .

#THIS WHOLE POST IS A JOKE #IM MAKING FUN AT RIDICULOUS IDEAS I DISLIKE A LOT I SWEARRR I PROMMY #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #raine's shitposting

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buubonita · 3 months ago

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oh, you guys are into cannibalism as love metaphor too??? Now i don't feel like a creep anymore.

#I thought it was obvious when i microwaved my mutuals #/silly #buu shitposts #I remember someone on twt said cannibalism as self hate is more likely #because human body is not made to be eaten #i cannot tell since i never ate someone lol #cw cannibalism #this whole post is a joke

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idlingsomewhere · 2 months ago

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just ate poutine feeling extra patriotic today

#proud of my country #this whole post is a joke #my lore

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sleepi-toasti · 2 months ago

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nah i was actually singing stayed gone to myself QUIETLY

and she has the AUDACITY to tell me to shut up

*also stayed gone is in my head and so is the immediate murder professionals jingle from helluva boss😭*

#gacha #gacha life #gacha meme #gacha video #irl me #this whole post is a joke

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over-rated-cheese · 2 years ago

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reasons I should be ur mutual

I’m quirky, funny and different 🫦

im not like the other girls, becuase sometimes I’m not even a girl

I’m what some may call a homo

I will stare at u from a distance but never actually talk to u because I have no social skills am just so cool and so busy with all my cool famous friends, that give me millions of dollars cuz we’re just like close like that, you just wouldn’t get it 🫦🙄

I don’t know what a kilometer is, so like maybe u could teach me 👉👈 uwu 🫦

so like follow me, shawty

#this is my attempt at being funny SO LAUGH #im joking #this whole post is a joke #PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SRSLY #I’m just funny and goofy 🤪#my sarcasm is reaching new levels #can’t believe I just called u shawty #anyways #u should still like follow me #(shawty)#random

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jacensolodjo · 7 months ago

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Backerkit apparently has big bucks. They sent me a thing in a shiny silver envelope lol

#old wolf grumps #this whole post is a joke

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everwalldigan · 2 months ago

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Pre utrh Jason opening up a little bookshop as a side hustle to his Crime Lord business (only to do evil of course, like making little book stands to promote his favourite books) and one day Bruce walks by, sees all of Jason’s favourite books on display in the window and decides to walk in (because he’s a masochistic fuck like that.)

Jason, without looking up: judging by you just standing there, I assume you don’t know your way around. Be right with y—

Bruce, sharply scanning Jason’s rapidly paling face while trying to look casual: oh no don’t worry! Take your time! What’s your name?

Jason, panicking: Tason Jodd

Bruce: that’s so funny, that sounds exactly like Jason Todd…

Jason: no it doesn’t

Bruce: It’s literally Jason Todd with the first letters swapped

Jason, sweating: no it’s not.

Bruce:

Jason:

Bruce, grabbing Jason’s arm: you’re coming with me

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grey-wardens · 4 months ago

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If all else fails, kill the clown. That is sure to amuse the crowd.

#bg3edit #gamingedit #*#minthara #baldur's gate #still thinking about that one text post... this joke has a whole backstory

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 days ago

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PD-MDZS: The Hallmark Episode.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #MDZS AU #mdzs modern au #My posting of this comic is equivalent to the classic 'running through airport' scene. Wait! Please! I promised a new comic today!#It's still Christmas somewhere...I can't wait a whole year of sitting on this joke.#This comic is for everyone who does *not* celebrate Christmas. I wish you a wonderful week just the same!#The twist here isn't getting LWJ to get into the Holiday Spirit.#It's getting WWX to shut the hell up.#We still got the meet ugly and the 'city mouse and country mouse' tropes at play though.#Pour one out for LWJ 'If another tourist asks me to play Christmas music on my guqin I am going to start biting'#Pour one directly over the head of 'I need this guy to start biting because it would be hilarious' WWX.#I just think this concept has a lot of good antic potential. Feel free to toss ideas in the comments. I might draw more if I get inspired!

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may12324 · 2 years ago

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💖 The Fairy Godmother’s Apprentice - a sapphic fairy tale Visual Novel and Dating Sim. 💖

When the fairy godmother goes away on vacation leaving you in charge , will you make sure stories stay on their paths? or will you change your fate and risk it all for romance....

This is a fake dating game, its not real unfortunately. But maybe some day, in the future! I just love womens, and fairytales, and dating sims; so this is a culmination of all three! (with a fun emphasis on hot butch ladies, we need more of them okay! the mermaid is muscular and hot too okay, i swear).

Any Australian game devs wanna make this happen? Come at me, I’m ready to go batshit bananas working on this as a real game,.

#the fairy godmother's apprentice #fairytale dating sim game #dating sim game #pay me to make this game real #i joke #ahaha #or do it....#my art #im just gonna post a whole bunch of art and then run away #you may remmeber these ladies from a poll i did #anyway #heres more of them i guesss

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gammija · 7 months ago

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tiefling jon's first day at the Archives

#id in alt #the magnus archives #tma #magnus archives #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #tma jon #jon tma #jon sims #tma dnd au #tiefling jon #gammijart #tma s4 #so this is that comic i was talking about a few weeks ago. with way too many backgrounds and effort #ill say i did enjoy doing the backgrounds a lot and thats worth a whole lot. but also. if this gets no notes i will. cry #anyways. love drawing a correct perspective grid and then fucking it up in favor of something that is wrong but FEELS right <3 #also any anachronisms shall be explained by this being a fantasy setting #always difficult to post something that's not a joke. sincerity. yuck #and this does still have some jokes. just less punchy than id usually post. also no jmart or other ships. whoof #i havent done enough with elias. he's such a slimy bastard - v fun to write #he talks a bit more formally here than in canon but tbf he is an elf so /shrug #EDIT: aaaah between panels 4 and 8 i forgot i gave him an ace ring!!

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solroskajan · 8 months ago

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The solver is gone (?) They put Bizcuit in a normal worker body. They really didn’t expect him to grow sharp teeth or a tail. He doesn't need to drink oil to live but that won't stop him from trying. (cw: vomiting)