#this whole post is a joke

[lenny-zesty]

STOP POSTING ABOUT KHAN DOORMAN. I'M TIRED OF SEEING HIM. MY FRIENDS ON TUMBLR POST ABOUT HIM, ON DISCORD IT'S HIM

i was talking to @electronix-arts, right? and ALLL HE WAS SENDING ME WAS JUST KHAN DOORMAN

I TOOK A PICTURE OF MY DOOR, I CLOSED IT AND I SAID "HEY EMILY. WHEN THE DOOR IS DOORMANNING" AHAHAHAAA I FUCKIN LOOKED AT A PRINGLES CAN AND WENT "THAT'S A BIT KHAN CODED"

DOORMAN? MORE LIKE DILFMAN

AAAAAAAAAAAA-

[nyaskitten]

ok guys here are my age headcanons for ninjago 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

i think lloyd is mentally 10 but in the body of an 18 yr old, nya is 19, jay is 20, cole is 20, zane is 100, kai is actually 39 which is how he raised nya by himself, arin is 17, sora is 17, and wyldfyre is 16 .

[buubonita]

oh, you guys are into cannibalism as love metaphor too??? Now i don't feel like a creep anymore.

[tiredrobin]

certified gabbro girlie. certified gabbroski. certified gabbro superfan. guy (genderless) who is normal about gabbro. guy (free of the constraints of gender) who is regular about gabbro. hi im robin and im normal <3 im nrmal about my bestfriend gabbro <3<3 hi im a gabbro fan first and a person second.

[idlingsomewhere]

just ate poutine feeling extra patriotic today

[sleepi-toasti]

nah i was actually singing stayed gone to myself QUIETLY

and she has the AUDACITY to tell me to shut up

*also stayed gone is in my head and so is the immediate murder professionals jingle from helluva boss😭*

[over-rated-cheese]

reasons I should be ur mutual

I’m quirky, funny and different 🫦

im not like the other girls, becuase sometimes I’m not even a girl

I’m what some may call a homo

I will stare at u from a distance but never actually talk to u because I have no social skills am just so cool and so busy with all my cool famous friends, that give me millions of dollars cuz we’re just like close like that, you just wouldn’t get it 🫦🙄

I don’t know what a kilometer is, so like maybe u could teach me 👉👈 uwu 🫦

so like follow me, shawty

[jacensolodjo]

Backerkit apparently has big bucks. They sent me a thing in a shiny silver envelope lol

[grey-wardens]

If all else fails, kill the clown. That is sure to amuse the crowd.

[may12324]

💖 The Fairy Godmother’s Apprentice  - a sapphic fairy tale Visual Novel and Dating Sim. 💖

When the fairy godmother goes away on vacation leaving you in charge , will you make sure stories stay on their paths? or will you change your fate and risk it all for romance....

This is a fake dating game, its not real unfortunately. But maybe some day, in the future! I just love womens, and fairytales, and dating sims; so this is a culmination of all three! (with a fun emphasis on hot butch ladies, we need more of them okay! the mermaid is muscular and hot too okay, i swear).

Any Australian game devs wanna make this happen? Come at me, I’m ready to go batshit bananas working on this as a real game,.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

‘Poseidon left a party in Ethiopia because the sea vibes went rancid after Odysseus set sail’ feels like a bit I would make up, but no. That actually happened.

[gammija]

tiefling jon's first day at the Archives

[solroskajan]

The solver is gone (?) They put Bizcuit in a normal worker body. They really didn’t expect him to grow sharp teeth or a tail. He doesn't need to drink oil to live but that won't stop him from trying. (cw: vomiting)

(I actually drew most of this before episode 7, but I felt like cleaning it up a bit and posting it now)

[irregularjohnnywiggins]

You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?

[binkyfishy]

leap of faith

[lady-raziel]

It’s breached containment please pray for me