#this whole post is a joke

[immjustagirll]

except i fear i run away like im being chased every time then complain about wanting to meet the loml and have a cute lovey dovey romance

like wdym i have to *fall in love* and *trust another human with my heart* to get my hallmark moment???????????

the desire to be in love is killing me.

[lenny-zesty]

STOP POSTING ABOUT KHAN DOORMAN. I'M TIRED OF SEEING HIM. MY FRIENDS ON TUMBLR POST ABOUT HIM, ON DISCORD IT'S HIM

i was talking to @electronix-arts, right? and ALLL HE WAS SENDING ME WAS JUST KHAN DOORMAN

I TOOK A PICTURE OF MY DOOR, I CLOSED IT AND I SAID "HEY EMILY. WHEN THE DOOR IS DOORMANNING" AHAHAHAAA I FUCKIN LOOKED AT A PRINGLES CAN AND WENT "THAT'S A BIT KHAN CODED"

DOORMAN? MORE LIKE DILFMAN

AAAAAAAAAAAA-

[nyaskitten]

ok guys here are my age headcanons for ninjago 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

i think lloyd is mentally 10 but in the body of an 18 yr old, nya is 19, jay is 20, cole is 20, zane is 100, kai is actually 39 which is how he raised nya by himself, arin is 17, sora is 17, and wyldfyre is 16 .

[what-have-i-unleashed]

crack idea: so you know that joke that every plane maintenance crew needs at least one plane-fucker because then the plane will be treated well since that's basically their spouse? i'm thinking that but with the royal scientist team. like, sans and alphys are the obligatory machine-fucker/mechanophile/objectum hires, and they are also besties because of that. like, the core is their wife... you guys won't understand 😔😔😔 when the core explodes, that's their wife almost dying... and sans is so distraught he divorces his wife, while only alphys stays behind to nurse the core back to health again. and that's why sans and alphys rarely talk again 🙂🙂🙂

[buubonita]

oh, you guys are into cannibalism as love metaphor too??? Now i don't feel like a creep anymore.

[idlingsomewhere]

just ate poutine feeling extra patriotic today

[sleepi-toasti]

nah i was actually singing stayed gone to myself QUIETLY

and she has the AUDACITY to tell me to shut up

*also stayed gone is in my head and so is the immediate murder professionals jingle from helluva boss😭*

[over-rated-cheese]

reasons I should be ur mutual

I’m quirky, funny and different 🫦

im not like the other girls, becuase sometimes I’m not even a girl

I’m what some may call a homo

I will stare at u from a distance but never actually talk to u because I have no social skills am just so cool and so busy with all my cool famous friends, that give me millions of dollars cuz we’re just like close like that, you just wouldn’t get it 🫦🙄

I don’t know what a kilometer is, so like maybe u could teach me 👉👈 uwu 🫦

so like follow me, shawty

[jacensolodjo]

Backerkit apparently has big bucks. They sent me a thing in a shiny silver envelope lol

[everwalldigan]

Pre utrh Jason opening up a little bookshop as a side hustle to his Crime Lord business (only to do evil of course, like making little book stands to promote his favourite books) and one day Bruce walks by, sees all of Jason’s favourite books on display in the window and decides to walk in (because he’s a masochistic fuck like that.)

Jason, without looking up: judging by you just standing there, I assume you don’t know your way around. Be right with y—

Bruce, sharply scanning Jason’s rapidly paling face while trying to look casual: oh no don’t worry! Take your time! What’s your name?

Jason, panicking: Tason Jodd

Bruce: that’s so funny, that sounds exactly like Jason Todd…

Jason: no it doesn’t

Bruce: It’s literally Jason Todd with the first letters swapped

Jason, sweating: no it’s not.

Bruce:

Jason:

Bruce, grabbing Jason’s arm: you’re coming with me

[grey-wardens]

If all else fails, kill the clown. That is sure to amuse the crowd.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

PD-MDZS: The Hallmark Episode.

[may12324]

💖 The Fairy Godmother’s Apprentice  - a sapphic fairy tale Visual Novel and Dating Sim. 💖

When the fairy godmother goes away on vacation leaving you in charge , will you make sure stories stay on their paths? or will you change your fate and risk it all for romance....

This is a fake dating game, its not real unfortunately. But maybe some day, in the future! I just love womens, and fairytales, and dating sims; so this is a culmination of all three! (with a fun emphasis on hot butch ladies, we need more of them okay! the mermaid is muscular and hot too okay, i swear).

Any Australian game devs wanna make this happen? Come at me, I’m ready to go batshit bananas working on this as a real game,.

[gammija]

tiefling jon's first day at the Archives

[solroskajan]

The solver is gone (?) They put Bizcuit in a normal worker body. They really didn’t expect him to grow sharp teeth or a tail. He doesn't need to drink oil to live but that won't stop him from trying. (cw: vomiting)

(I actually drew most of this before episode 7, but I felt like cleaning it up a bit and posting it now)

[binkyfishy]

leap of faith