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british people be like "chew hollis"
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lovely friends and gorgeous people of tumblr.com, i invite you to please reblog this post and put in the tags something that has brought you happiness lately! anything at all, any joy, slight or miraculous, wholly at your discretion!
#been getting into photography lately#there's this field i drive past every day and every so often i can see deers just. hanging out#sometimes i have enough time to stop my car and get pictures of them#i don't think i wouldve paid much attention or stopped to look if i didn't have a camera on me#but they're truly such lovely creatures and it brings me so much joy getting to see them
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jane remover i owe u my life for this song
#cannot believe its been a year#i remember it was a regional release so i got to listen to it a couple hrs early cos someone posted it to youtube#i didnt even know it was a double release with dream sequence so searching up their name and seeing 2 songs was . such a shock#i remember being so weirded out hearing flash for the first time considering this was the first song they released after census#then hearing the census motif and the holding a leech guitar line and just being like. aha.... u r smart#this was the soundtrack to the best summer of my life and one that really changed everything for me#i couldnt ask for a better set of songs to associate with that time#all thats to say thank you jane remover 🙏#sorry for the tag yapping i just. feel things#Spotify
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Jane Remover for HighSnobiety
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(pressed up against mirror) you're CUTE. you're NORMAL. you FEEL THINGS LIKE A PERSON DOES. you can PRESS [Shift] TO DASH
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in the future they will invent a "horse printer" that can print horses
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Jamison Bleached Waters Lore
Songs, descriptions, info, and lore.
This account features a few types of songs
- “E: (track name)” songs (referring to eliza?)
- Identification cards
- Lab 092 reports - Most important
- Underground recordings
- Still Water (a, b, e, f, j)
- C:\Users\Eliza\music\(track name)
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“ELIZA JAMISON'S LAST KNOWN COORDINATES WERE 44.208965, -118.215576. HER TRACKER HAS NOT MOVED SINCE DECEMBER 1ST 2002 AT ~23:12 PDT. WE HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIND HER OR RECEIVE FURTHER DATA FROM HER TRACKER”


coordinates - ironside mountain, OR
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The scientists at Lab 092 began to look through recordings located in Eliza's cell phone as per her father's orders. Information regarding her tracker is currenty unavallable.
Ellza's father, Lawrence, admitted to wiretapping her phone over a year prior to her running away from their family home in South Sim. The earlest known recording was from October 17, 2001 during her 21st birthday party. The recordings span across the following 13 months eading up to her eventual death.
The last twenty recordings found on Ella's phone were all within the same hour on November 27th, 2002 - each of which only lasting a few seconds. The recordings contained her voice, distressed, seemingly arguing with someone, unfortunately burled under harsh static and radio Interference.
"I don't know why he wanted us to dig these up." says sclentist Bemard Charon. *It feels invasive. I mean, I know she's dead, and I know that we have to follow Mr. Jamison's orders and all, but something about this is giving me a terrible feeling.*
Cryotherapy has been extended by four more weeks as negative test results are hindering the experiment. The scientists have gotten Eliza's heart began to beat again. She has not woken up yet.
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Eliza Jamison presumably died of hypothermia between the 2nd and the 5th of December, on the peak of Ironside Mountain. When found by hikers four weeks later, her body had been coated with a sheet of ice. Higher-ups at the Jamison Corporation demanded to have her body shipped over to the nearst lab in Bonita where a body examination could be conducted.
The scientists at Lab 092 drew samples of her blood and skin, then began to restore her body through cryotherapy.
'It'll be at least a four-week process," says scientist Dorothy Yuma. "Her chemical makeup is something we haven't seen in generations. Once we're finished, we've been told to send the body directly to her father in South Sim. We aren't sure what he’s going to do with her.”

Bonita, OR 97908
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Eastern Oregon University, 1980
A dead body was tound in a held 6 miles east or a subsidiary Jamison lab on July 18, 2002. The body was male, aged between 40 and 50 and stood roughly 5 foot 10. No cause of death could be formulated, as the body was completely unharmed. We are unsure as to how long the body had been lying there prior to its discovery. The victim was wearing a navy blue sweatshirt with no design, and grey gym shorts with white letters that read "ESU 1980." There was a wallet in his pocket containing ten collars, live cigarettes, wood chips and a blank drivers license.
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A BODY WAS FOUND LYING 9.5 MILES SOUTHEAST OF LOCKHART AIRPORT ON THE NIGHT OF DECEMBER 29TH, 2002. BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN THERE FOR AT LEAST FOUR WEEKS, THE BODY APPEARED TO BE FEMALE, AGED 21-30. NEXT TO HER WAS AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE WITH AN ANTENNA. SHE WAS WEARING A WHITE LONG-SLEEVE SHIRT WITH NAVY BLUE SWEATPANTS. SHE WAS FOUND BAREFOOT. IN HER POCKET CONTAINED NOTHING BUT A KNIFE
Lockhart airport is just west of ironside mountain, nearby Bonita, OR where Eliza was taken to. The date lines up with her cryotherapy, confirming this was Eliza. This description is extremely important, because it also identifies her tracker mentioned in “E: Turn Back Now”. Based on the location the tracker stopped at, she continued to travel southeast. The picture below shows all POIs. Bonita, OR is just out of frame, farther southern of Ironside Mountain.

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Identification Cards


NS10017. WS39523.
Both identification cards include a picture, as well as a space for name and date of birth(?). Both cards are too blurry to make out words. One can assume these belong to Lawrence Jamison(left) and Eliza Jamison(?)(right). Both cards belong to “Jamison Corporation”. Lawrence’s card mentions a North Sim lab, which was not mentioned before.
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The first tracks from “Jamison Bleached Waters” were a collection of 4 songs by Eliza in the form of mp3s taken from her computer.
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There were 3 underground recordings. One from the subsidiary lab, one from a house, and one with an unknown location. The first two are from the same town and state, “▓▓▓▓, ▓▓”. I don’t know when it was censored, or if it was always like that.
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that’s it! thanks for reading! all of this info is available on this soundcloud link! all pictures were found from google earth and the internet. if i missed anything or see anything i didn’t, i encourage you to do some digging!
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jacking off to the concept of a song of the summer
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I think a lot of what pro-AI people are really wanting is stuff that already exists but they don't know it's out there like
can't format a work email? templates
don't know how to write a resume? templates
writing a thank you card or a condolences card or a wedding invitation? templates templates templates
not sure how to format your citations in MLA or whatever format? citationmachine.net
summary of something you're reading for school/work? cliffsnotes.com
recipe based on ingredients in your fridge? whatsintherefrigerator.com
there's a million more like, guys, we don't need AI, we never needed generative AI
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Being a fish in highly oxygenated water must feel so fucking good
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and you're not coming back (Can't you come back?)
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i've made a wheel of almost 400 different (many out of context) joanpost quotes to not motivate your day in the slightest
tell your joan fortune! predict the future!! roll & interpret your cryptic answer from the joan void!!! or just have a nice day?
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