#this was too funny not to add to it

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[chloesimaginationthings]

What if Mike and Jeremiah are the guards in FNAF 2..

[sailor-moon-moon]

Happy Amok Time Day, friendly reminder that Theodore Sturgeon, the writer of the episode, is credited with the first positive portrayal of homosexuality in science fiction with his short story The World Well Lost (1953), 14 years before Amok Time aired. Which could mean nothing.

[fanaticsnail]

THE ONE PIECE FORMER TEACHER AU

(Pointing to a sackful of Berry and the vault)

You: "Put it it, put it in, put it-..."

Nami: "...-in?"

You: "...In!! Great job!"

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You: 🎶"Where is your nose? Where could it be? Where is your nose? Point to it with me!"🎶

Buggy: 😡😡😡

You: "...sorry."

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You: "Guess what time it is!"

Zoro: 😑

You: "It's bath time!"

Zoro: 😡

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(Holding bread)

You: "Say 'ah', say 'ah', say-..."

Law: "No-..mmffhpphh!"

You: "-Ahh! Great job trying new things!"

Law: 😡😡😡 "I hate bread."

Imagining the hilarity of being in the One Piece world with a history of working in childcare. Like can you imagine accidentally slipping into a teacher voice or something with someone like…. ZORO. BUGGY? Or god forbid even, like, CROCODILE? SHANKS???

[lycheesodas]

the saga continues

[yellowwwcrayon]

Gihun - me and the bad bitch I pulled by being so pathetic and incompetent that they had to take pity on me

(if I had a nickel for every time an intelligent ruthless character fell for this dumb/cute himbo man child (and sad sweaty meow meow), I'd have two nickels? Not a lot, but still weird that it happened twice in one show.)

[keferon]

Monster hunter au Part 5

Keep in mind that what Ratchet hears in the last pages are rumors, and rumors are known to distort the truth. But of course Ratchet can't know exactly what's been distorted

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[ao3-crack]

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[sparticus2000art]

Behold! One of the scrungliest creatures alive- Spamton G. Spamton, the GOAT himself

I’ve had the rough idea for this for ages, but misplaced the original sketch…. But hey! He’s done now !

[babacontainsmultitudes]

In sum

"Of this episode or of the season in general?" Yes.

[buqbite]

part 1 (on VA and being better than humans)

part 2 (on welt and being just a human)

[dizzybevvie]

the girlroth agenda... it spreads (for @bread-squid-uwu)

[daz4i]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *catboy* *suicidal mentor figure* *a walking nervous breakdown* *murderous trans guy* *sadistic traumatized doctor* *killed 35 people* *autistic detective* *kenji*

[sxlidago]

family photo

same hat // runs in the family

[booasaur]

Vigil - 2x02

[cyclorose]

P R O I D E

bro should make even GAYER movies just saying-