#this was supposed to be a crackship what is this

[blabberoo]

girls amirite..

[life-of-a-rat]

So I found a thing

So I’m working at the local library over the summer and to I found this.

Ok so first I just need you to see how mildly disturbing the art style is. Like. What is this.

Also there’s spider/moth themes

(+ I know this is a really small thing, but the moth has green eyes)

And also there’s a whole bit about miss spider eating flowers.

………

I ship it.

[marikodraws]

I see all the "Laios should meet Link" and raise you: I think he should meet Beedle 🪲

[zouskon]

i am here to make you suffer, to make you regret your choices

never ever doing this again tho i genuinely feel bad for bud

[lethality-of-dual-strike]

in case you were wondering who I shipped Cupid with, it’s,,,,,a lot,,,,a lot of guys. he’s just so shippable though I can’t help it help me cupid help me break through this art block with gay

[superbellsubways]

dont look at me

[rusty-gloinks]

Not a request, just a crackship that has no reason to exist but that I came up with on the spot.

Sam x N.

Do with this what you will.

Okay,hear me out, ik you said not.a Request but.

WAIT UFCK FUCK

he.took his drugs</3

[insatiablethirst]

crackships exist, @cleptodeath stuffed this into my brain

[manicpixiemeatboy]

I made a silly tweet about Cyclops admitting to Johnny Storm that he had a childhood crush on him apropos of nothing, just throwing the confession out there like it's totally normal, and my oomf wrote a fic based on it. So I, of course, had to draw something.

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it? (unsalted potato salad edition)

Based on an idea by @gaminggamegamer

I swear, Tim Allen was in one of these, right? I mean, basically every middle aged white actor that pulled more than 10 million dollars in their career from 1980-1995 has been in one of these. Also, according to our most active submitter, this is like, an American thing, so I might not have understood it perfectly.

[curry-demon12]

Please don't question my humour, I think this is incredibly funny so I'll draw it -

Or rather drew, because this was a brain fart piece from an absolutely insufferable time and honestly I have no idea if I'll finish it. (I have a commission to do actually, lucky me the commissioner is my older brother so it's not as tragic)

[fluffle-writes]

I wanna. Pick them up in my mouth and shake 'em around like a dog obliterating a squeaky toy

[sysig]

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[sunnimint]

I talked about writing a MutantMayhem!Leo x Yuichi fic as a joke but I don't think it's a joke anymore

[idolomantises]

man i dont want to get all "fandom elder" on people because i think its cringe when people talk about the "good old days" of shipping culture and then ignore the rampant misogyny, queerphobia and racism in those communities but i gotta say: why are people so weird about shipping now?

Like there's really bizarre things i keep seeing younger/newer people in fandoms get upset over. like the obsession with only shipping canon couples. getting upset over crackships. viewing two characters as siblings (who arent considered siblings in the narrative) and getting mad when people ship them. If you get a relationship slightly off people will right a massive thesis statement about it flat out harass you over it. people have to put "not a ship" under platonic art because shippers will blow a fuse if they read it as slightly romantic. pick me queer people getting pissed off when people ship two characters of the same gender and accusing them of "not appreciating platonic relationships" (which by the way, funny to me that this is only thrown at m/m ships and never f/f ships).

Like shipping culture is supposed to be fun, what are we doing here.

[ragnars-tooth]

Is there such a thing as a crack ship if the fandom is six people? Asking for no particular reason *brushes a zanna/jodie shaped lump under the carpet*