#Crackship

[kobr4z]

Los dos en la misma hoja lol

Ahora son mi crackship.

[the-bar-sinister]

damn I love writing ships everybody hates 💖

[yan-springlove]

And what if I think about crackshipping Jinx with the alternate universe Powder, hm? What then??

[madbard]

I love shipping characters who hate each other in canon.

I love shipping characters who have had exactly one (1) conversation in canon.

I love shipping characters who have never met in canon.

I love shipping characters from different pieces of media.

It starts off silly. The notion of the pairing is so weird, so unexpected and seemingly dumb that it makes me laugh a little, perk up, look into it and see if this is really a thing.

And then it becomes a joke. Haha, look at this ship I’m shipping ironically, isn’t it silly, it would obviously never work out in canon but I’m looking at it and producing content for it anyway because it’s fun.

But as time goes on, it starts filling my feed. I start thinking about it - really thinking about it. Why did someone put these characters together in the first place? How would they really interact? How did they end up together, and why would they stay together?

What started out as a joke becomes a diving-off point, an opportunity to really think about both characters. The dynamic isn’t canon, so it’s yours to shape. The dynamic isn’t canon, so now you must delve into each character on your own, figure out how you perceive and understand both of them, learn to see them in a different light. What started out as a joke encourages you to dig deeper, think harder, fall even more in love with those characters as you consider the potentials which lie outside of canon, but which ultimately trace their roots through the core of the characters themselves.

Because by their very nature, crackships and rarepairs are not based on plot, and they are not based on canon. They are so seemingly random and odd that they disrupt your typical view of these characters, making you think more deeply about them. The non-canon ships you embrace or reject can inform your perception of these characters on a deep level. They can make you cry just as easily as they make you laugh. They add so much flavor.

And they can also be really, really funny.

[patheticpretending]

Did I cook or what

[sycagray]

gravity falls crack ships save me 🙏

[starvousid]

Omg I had to enhance the quality with an app 😭 This is low-key so cursed bahaha.

It's supposed to be Donny Juice (Beetlejuice's brother) as Ford, and Germs Pondscum as Bill Cipher!!

[vortexjungle]

This is a ship between Pollux (Son of Dionysus) and Michael Kahale (Son of Venus), this came to me in a Dream

[windsweptinred]

@dream-of-the-bitchless , I've got a Sandman crack ship for you....

+ Sandman =

(Charmes art by ever lolevercelle)

[the-one-and-only-taffie]

YES YES YES IM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE SEES IT!

I already have their dynamic down to a T!

The only way this relationship would ever be possible is if this took place post-SU finale where White Diamond takes up the hobby of fixing the self-esteem and self-worth of others. She's trying her best for Steven's sake, but she went through the tiktok psychology rabbit hole, so she decided she was an expert in all things relationships.

Low and behold when a concerned Steven or (more likely) the other Diamonds try to convince her to step away from the bot riddled with more red flags than a beach recently categorized as high hazard, they fail to get through to her. Sadly, when she became open to the possibility of other colors, red just so happened to be the one she took a liking to the most. And blue and gold.

As for Sentinel, that man at the height of his power had enough zeros in his bank account to give someone trypophobia. His diva ass was always gonna try to seek out a gem fit for a king. It just so happened that the gem is the size of a small house attached to an 80 to 90 ft former dictator now wannabe therapist. Airachnid would definitely encourage Sentinel to pursue her, not because she thinks they'd work out. Just because she finds the potential drama they’ll create hilarious and entertaining.

Ok ok ok okokokokok

Hear me out y'all

May I present

Sentinel Prime (TF One) and White Diamond as a crackship!

Please tell me any of y'all see the vision too...

[anniflamma]

Got a bribe from an anon.

I always say that I will never do something like this ever again and I have shot my foot yet again...

[skronklpus]

I have provided all the context necessary . Please no more questions

[anniekinsart]

Like Father, Like Son..

I might have been inspired by the whole manwhore AU and did a lil' sketch xD hopefully the format works, I'm still learning

[kdw0000]

not sorry

[lazy-indigo]

I’ve had this silly scenario in my head ever since discovering Polites x Poseidon was a thing. I honestly have veryyyy conflicted feelings abt them but ultimately I think it’s a pretty interesting ship to mess with -w- May,,, or may not, have sum sketches of their deal. But that’s for only me and the ocean to know…(or for anyone who asks n has my discord lol)