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My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

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Drew my webfishing avatar :3

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my favourite picture has got 2 be the one of that dorian cosplayer standing on the subway ALSNDLDDKFPFKGODP

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I'm 3rsty

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Happy new years y'all! I updated my commissions sheet so if yall want smth drawn I'm your guy! (Seriously I'm so bored I need something to do)

Tl:dr I'll draw pretty much anything and use paypal, dm for a price

UPDATED AS OF 1/1/25

Art commissions are open because I need ✨️money✨️ YOU MUST BE 18+ (sorry for the inconvenience its just safer this way)

Search #fizzrye for all my art I've posted on here and check my bio for my caard that'll lead you to everything else I post on other platforms

I accept paypal only (nonnegotiable)

I draw almost anything (furries, animals, ship art, nsfw, kinks, realism, fanart no matter how niche or popular, ocs, etc) I WILL NOT draw anything like p*do/zoo/proship/etc content (or complex stuff like mechs but that can be negotiable I just have zero experience with them so commission at your own risk)

headshots=shoulders up (BASE PRICE)

3/4 body=hips up (additional $3 usd)

full body=entire character with no background unless specified (additional $5 usd)

Uncolored sketch headshot $5 usd

Colored sketch headshot $7 usd

Lineart uncolored headshot $7 usd

Lineart colored headshot $10 usd

Dm/Reblog/Ask for questions or commissions

Any commissions over $10 usd only require half payment upfront and you will receive a time frame of completion before payment regardless of cost

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I measured with my heart but my heart led me astray so now i need to go hide it under the floorboards until it drives me to madness

Is there too much cheese on this pizza? PROBABLY

But fuck it you only live once (probably)

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Is there too much cheese on this pizza? PROBABLY

But fuck it you only live once (probably)

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Is there too much cheese on this pizza? PROBABLY

But fuck it you only live once (probably)

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January first seems fitting

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

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i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

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I know this isn't what you had in mind but I HAD to draw it

You don't know how bad I need to see temeluchus in this outfit

PLS PLS PLS PLS OLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS WITH A CHERRY ON TOP

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SHAPE HELL

Yup.

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Hey. Hey you. The person aimlessly scrolling, stuck in an immobilized standoff with your brain

It's not your fault. You won't be stuck forever. I know you're trying. I know you hate it. It's ok.

And tell the Mean Voice in your head that it's not helping. It knows as well as you do that you would get up and Just Start the task if you could. You're not doing this on purpose.

Take a deep breath. Relax your jaw. I see you trying so hard to break out of it, but you can't force it. You'll get Unstuck eventually. All you can do in the interim is be kind to yourself.

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I think there's something to be said that saying the words "Deny, Defend, Depose, you're next" to an insurance sales rep can get you arrested for 'threats of mass homicide' or whatever with a threat of 15 years in prison

But when I was a manager in a fast food restaurant I've had customers throw food at me, demand for my personal phone number with an added threat of "Well I'll just have to FIND it", customers charging past the front counter to physically intimidate me and my coworkers, screaming and swearing, demands to know what time I get out of work, demands to know when my manager would be at work as a threat, people sitting in their car waiting for me to finish closing because they were angry at me, causing me to stay in the office watching the camera waiting for them to drive away...

But none of those incidents are arrest-able offenses, not one, any time I called the cops on any customer I would just hear excuses like " "there isn't anything illegal about calling a restaurant", that nothing physical happened and therefore there's nothing they could do, to call back and let them know if anything else happens

Idk, just think it's A TEENY TINY BIT ODD

Cop in the news goes "words have consequences" as if people don't berate and threaten fast food and retail workers every day

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munchlax is pretty hot