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Do u think the rat guy and mouse lady would try having their own kid? Or are the six she had is enough?
This doesnt answer your question but I think if they did want to try for another litter, going to the rodent OB-gyn would be an experience
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I like this guy
whats ur favorite turtle
Let me tell you about hubris. Many a grown adult oft forget that the courtesies of our world span farther than that of our own species. In many ways, a mutual agreement can be forged between various animals, to live in peace with one another - but in our special circumstance, to also respect their credence to existence, as mutual living creatures all sharing one home. That is why, I derive such pleasures seeing a cranky snapping turtle chomp on the fingers of some disrespectful oaf - a man who might forget his place, in the ecological respect. Oh hoh. Quite the chomp it usually is too!
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it's a the tumblr version of a shiny pokemon
when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for
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Hey babe new favorite tit dropped
The tit warbler
just unreasonably cutesy tbh. deviant art ass bird. 10/10.
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TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION THERE'S A WASP ON THE CORNER OF MY WINDOW AND I HAVE TO OPEN THAT SAME WINDOW TO RELEASE IT WOULD IT STING ME IF I TRIED TO OPEN THE WINDOW
Posted 54 minutes ago. There's no way this fucker isn't dead.
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any trans person reading this I love you
any woman reading this I love you
any poc minority reading this I love you
any queer person reading this I love you
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no matter how many trolls or trumpies come in my comments and spew their nonsense I will keep saying it over and over and over again no matter how many times to show them I will not change. I will never choose violence or hate ever.
any disabled person reading this I love you
any person out of country that wished they could desperately help I love you
Any parents of a queer child who did everything they deemed ârightâ to protect their child and still feel as though they failed I love you
any person on the spectrum I love you
Any SA survivors I love you
Any person that needs life threatening healthcare and canât afford it I love you
Any diabetic person I love you
I donât know you. But I love you. I will always choose love thatâs not a bad thing nor will I ever feel bad about choosing it
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Please, spread this for those who might need it right now
U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)
U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, youâll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)
Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) â provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.
LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564
Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.
Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe âĄ
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"Grab it before it's gone" with a balloon is so painfully symbolic
I call this the "I hate dollar tree" collection
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https://chng.it/JNF6qGTsJX
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Just in case Trump wins:
right after Trump was elected in 2016, suicidality skyrocketed. If youâre considering suicide in the wake of the election this year, at least wait until after itâs absolutely certain that heâs won - after every vote has been counted, every state certified, and maybe even after heâs been sworn in (IF he wins), just to make sure he doesnât go to prison instead. Watch the results come in live here, but donât obsess or let them sway your vote. (To be clear, I donât want a single person to commit suicide over the election results, no matter what. But I know from experience that âdonât do itâ is thoroughly unhelpful, so instead Iâm saying at least wait.)
if youâre considering suicide because you fear worsening material conditions, you might think a hotline canât help with that. and itâs true that they canât change legislation or promise youâll be safe. but itâs worth double checking whether what youâre actually hurting from is in fact unfixable. right now, just getting through the emotions can help you regain a more objective view of the situation, and then you can work on surviving it. plus, when something bad happens, we tend to vastly overestimate how bad it will seem in the future, no matter how bad it actually is.
In my experience, it might take a few tries before you find a hotline that picks up, either because theyâre so busy, or theyâre closed at that time, or they simply donât serve your location or demographic, so under the thingy Iâve listed more than just the same handful that tend to show up on other websites. Even if youâre not actively suicidal, you can talk to them about your hard feelings, ask for material resources, or just vent to a compassionate listener.
FIND HELP
HopeLine - call/text: 877-235-4525
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline - call/text: 988 | chat
Crisis Text Line - text HOME to 741741 | chat
help getting out of the military
for underrepresented adults:
Thrive Lifeline - text THRIVE to 313-662-8209
for pre-teens, teens, and young adults:
Your Life Your Voice - call: 800-488-3000 | text VOICE to 20121 | email
for teens (limited hours):
Teen Line - call: 800-852-8336 | text TEEN to 839863 | email
for trans and questioning people:
Trans Lifeline - call: 1-877-565-8860
for people with substance dependency:
Never Use Alone Overdose Prevention Hotline - call: 877-696-1996
for BIPOC (âwith an LGBTQ+ Black Femme Lensâ):
BlackLine - call: 1-800-604-5841
for college students of colour:
The Steve Fund Crisis Text Line - text STEVE to 741741
for LGBTQ+ young people:
The Trevor Project - call: 1-866-488-7386 | text START to 678678 | chat
for homeless or runaway youth:
National Runaway Safeline - call/text: 1-800-786-2929 | (has chat and email, but I think the link includes tracking)
for Muslim youth (limited hours):
Naseeha Youth Hotline - call: 1-866-627-3342
Amala Hopeline - call: 1-855-952-6252
for Jewish queer youth (warmline, may take up to 24 hours to reply):
JQY Warmline - call/text: 551-579-4673
for veterans:
Veterans Crisis Line - call: 988, option 1 | text: 838255 | chat
for veterans and their families:
Lifeline for Vets - call: 888-777-4443
for pregnant people:
Crisis Pregnancy Hotline - call: 888-628-3353 | text: 714-448-8323
for parents unsure of their ability to care for a newborn:
National Safe Haven Alliance - call: 888-510-2229 | text SAFEHAVEN to 313131
International Council for Helplines Member Organisations
Warmlines - for emotional support, if you just need to talk; a lower level of support than crisis hotlines
NAMI Helpline directory
Key warmline directory (unclear if 317-550-0060 might also be a warmline, I havenât tried it)
Wildflower Alliance Peer Support Line (limited hours) - call: 888-407-4515
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queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you
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