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#this is my calendar no one else’s#swann arlaud#this was my crushes of the year#kind of a white boy of the month vibe#enzo vogrincic#matteo martari#mike faist#damian hardung#owen teague#jack schlossberg#manny jacinto#diego luna#edward bluemel#pedro novaes#riccardo calafiori
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very sleep deprived doodles of whatever’s going on inside my brain
#my art#senshi#Chilchuck tims#Chilchucks wife#<- we call her whitbelle#whitbelle#chilshi#chilchuck sandwich#dungeon meshi#barely visible text says the following#(pointing at Senshi) ready to ruin things for himself because he wants to help his friend#(pointing at Chil) mcdumbass developed a crush on Senshi and is now afraid of letting him go despite wanting to reconcile with whitbelle#***the name whitbelle came from the fic Reelin’ In The Years by werewolf_gimmick on ao3 !!!
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people should talk about parenting like they talk about professional sports. you can do this if you work really hard and sacrifice your body and your sleep and other passions and activities. you've got to really want it. you've got to want it more than anything else. and 70% of the people who THINK they want to be parents actually look at the hard work and think. ok. nevermind i will be a childless barista (equally noble passion). and i think everyone should cheer and clap when parents bring their children home like they would if they won olympic gold. this would fix a lot about society
#my posts#like. you guys don't want it like i want it you wouldn't do it like i would do it give me your newborn or your 8 year old or your teen.#i will crush it. Please.
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One hell of a butler- ʷᵃᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ²⁰²⁴ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐʸ ᵐᵃⁿ ᶦˢ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ
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#I've waited 84 years for his comeback#my highschool crush is back#black butler#black butler fanart#kuroshitsuji#kuroshitsuji fanart#sebastian michaelis#sebastian michaelis fanart#public school arc#my art#junkokiu
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#nooo don't look i have a crush. on the beatles#it's embarrassing atp#my friend just don't get it why I'm obsessed with 80 yr old men#and half of them aren't even alive#she still doesn't know I'm obsessed with 120 year old men as well#the beatles#george harrison#paul mccartney#john lennon#ringo starr#beatles#memes#tumblr#hyperfixation#crush#hyperfixations
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no because people never shut up about how bad bill fumbled ford which,,, okay valid BUT can we talk about how bad ford fumbled //FIDDLEFORD//?!? FOR A DORITO?!?!??!?
#like okay fair i too would do anything for bill cipher#but#CMON#my man got you an axolotl and that wasn't enough?!?#imagine crushing on your college roommate for years ONLY TO GET BEATEN BY A DEMON TRIANGLE#he literally ruined his marriage for ford#girl if ford doesn't want him i'll take him ANYDAY 💍💍#i too would also go insane#gravity falls#billford#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#ford squared#lmao i love that ship name so much please can we keep it *pleading eyes*#bill cipher#stanford pines#the book of bill#mej's favs
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Since book 7 part 5 (the part where we meet Meleanor/Maleanor 👀) is coming to EN this month, i would love to see your take on lilia’s proposal to meleanor! i mean they were like little kids right? it couldn’t have been that serious…i think the only reason she even brought it up again is because she could tell lilia still genuinely loved her…(even if he didn’t realize it himself?) but, oh well! Let’s think about silly childhood shenanigans to numb the pain! ^_^ (orz)
oh shit?! get ready for a doozy guys, it's comiiiiiing ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
I chickened out of posting the whole thing (look, I get VERY carried away when it comes to these wacky kids and their Tragedy), but I do believe that it probably ended with Lilia getting embarrassed and just shoving the first thing he sees into his mouth to try and cover for it.
(we're just lucky it wasn't a frog this time)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#please excuse the Dissertation that's about to happen (i have too much headcanon about them)#they've been ambiguous about most of the fae aging/developmental stages (plus lilia and mel's species age differently)#so this is entirely me assuming based on context#but i think that lilia being ~99 was probably about the equivalent of 9-10ish?#(i don't think his age maps perfectly onto 'human age times 10') (if only because i absolutely do not believe general lilia is 29)#(but in this case it feels right to me)#and i think of meleanor as being just slightly older (like ~11-12ish)#so like...kids but not LITTLE-little kids#so i think lilia was serious in a 'i have a huge crush on you and i haven't thought beyond that' kind of way#and meanwhile mel was more cognizant of how their dynamic was basically#lilia: i would die for you#meleanor: that's dumb#(lilia 600 years later: man she was right. that was dumb.)#but yeah I think she might've assumed (or hoped) he would grow out of it#except whoops oh no it just got worse#and then raverne made things MORE complicated and you know honestly maybe getting murdered was kind of a relief#meleanor in heaven: well at least he won't accidentally raise my kid to have the exact same -- are you kidding me#(i have too many thoughts to express properly i'm sorry) (i just. love these morons a lot okay.)
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Kipperlily’s best friend was Lucy Frostblade and she feels betrayed that Lucy chose her god over coming back to life, coming back to Kipperlily.
Lucy abandoned her, and Kristen Applebees keeps coming back from the dead to live on with her party. She won’t leave them.
Kipperlily wants Kristen dead, maybe then the Bad Kids would understand what it is to feel alone.
#Also kiperfuck cleric killer deffo had a crush on Lucy#oh I wanna be interesting and my friends hate me but u are nice and sweet and take my side so#imma be in love with the version of u I’ve got in my head#d20#dimension 20#dimension twenty#dimension20#fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#d20 fhjy#brennan lee mulligan#the bad kids#lucy frostblade#kipperlilly copperkettle#kristen applebees#the rat grinders#fhjy spoilers#dimension 20 fhjy#fhjy
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english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness
#so the part of the book where kid hua cheng suddenly sits bolt upright#because he senses something in the room#and this 7 year old is just 👁️👁️ and radiating immense killing intent#hes so fucking funny 😭#i love him being weird and strange and offputting#‘dianxia why does the high schooler that hangs around your house sometimes have glowing red eyes and know things he definitely shouldnt#and crush things into dust with his bare hands and seem to hate the sun an-‘ mind your own fucking business#drawing baby hc was so much fun i hope i do it again soon#the secret is that xie lian is JUST as deeply weird as his husband but in a less obvious and threatening manner.#guy who has to keep his internal monologue internal because he is thinking things like “wouldnt wanna get choked by those hands!”#out of every god character he is the one who seems to have changed the most from immortality#dying presumably hundreds of times and being alone for hundreds of years does something to your brain#“xiao hua why does your cultivator talk weird and wear the same clothes and eat the same food and-” HE IS AUTISTIC!!!! AND JADED BY THE#PASSAGE OF CENTURIES!!! YOULL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!!#my art#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#art#tgcf meme#mxtx#天官赐福#lmao#hob#heaven official's blessing#the people have spoken...
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love that the question is not “did dan actually run philslion” but it’s “are dan and phil both lying to us or did dan never tell phil that he ran philslion”
#honestly if it were me i’d take it to my grave so i get him#imagine running a silly account for your crush’s toy lion then you start dating him#he was too awkward to say it after they’d been together for a year and now he’s been digging himself a hole for 15 years#dan and phil#dnptit#dan howell#phan
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Reverse AU part 2
#my head Canon for this AU is that Crowley has had his shop since 2012#and azi welcomed him into the neighbourhood shortly after#and has had a crush on him ever since#so he’s been crushing on him for about 10 years#because even if they were human#they still wouldn’t talk#:)#vinylatte#aziracrow#reverse au#aziraphale#maggie#maggie good omens#good omens maggie#aziraphale x crowley#maggie x nina#good omens comic#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens spoilers#good omens 2#good omens season 2#art#artwork#my art#fanart#digital art#drawing#comic#fan comic
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"you wanna guess the colour of my underwear?"~✿
logan "wolverine" howlett x black!reader
there's something about a hairy man with a bad attitude that i can't resist
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"the fuck are you on about?"
"oh come on lo, just play along. i'd make me really happy if you did. com' on bubby."
dear god. logan couldn't even begin to understand why you choose NOW to play games with him.
you couldn't possibly be serious. especially now after the way you spent the entire day staring at him like a piece of meat. every glance, stare or shy little gestures, he caught. he knew you were worked up as hell.
it's not like he can't smell the arousal on you either. he's been drowning in that scent all damn day.
he smelt it peak, when he caught you staring at him during his workout. and he offered his arm, which you held onto the entire walk home.
and you were damn near suffocating him when you were sat on his lap watching some b-movie, like the rest of the couch wasn't an option. you thought you were slick with the squirms. and on top of it you had the nerve to give half ass, whispered apologies whenever he grunts cause your ass nudged his crotch.
soon logan decided it was time to put an end to your little charades. he's giving you what you want. he touched you just how you liked it; traced kisses along your jaw, hands firm on your ass, with little praises here and there. so now that he's propped up against the headboard and your straddling his waist, why the fuck do you want him to guess the underwear you got on?
"come on bubby, what do you think? is it that pretty and pink one? or that see-through one? or that thong that shows my little bunny tatt?"
"why the hell i gotta guess for bub? they'll be on the floor in a min or two." logan really didn't want to entertain this, but he knows how sulky you get when he doesn't humor you, so why not? what does he have to lose?
a lot. he had a lot to lose actually. his patience. his humor. and soon his boner, if you stopped grinding against his dick to add to the frustration, and your amusement.
why was this so hard to guess? sure, he's seen your underwear before, but he only thought of it as something to rid of. and the only ones he did remember, weren't the right damn answer. the purple one with little frills? the white lacey one? the orange one with that stupid cat doodle?
thank god you had some mercy on him and gave some hints here and there. "come on baby, i know you can do it. think tokyo." the flash of realization across logan's face had you squirming with delight.
"that black pair with the bow, huh? good choice bub. very fuckin' good choice"
#☆° via writes °☆#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine x reader#wolverine x you#wolverine smut#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#xmen wolverine#x men#brat summer#yes im going against my pinned post but its fucking WOLVERINE my childhood crush plzzz#if its not good...........its been almost a year im rusty T-T
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#tulu xuanwu#blood#Vomit on his sweater already; mom's spaghetti#I love drawing teenji because he gets to be a lot more expressive than Older Lan Wangji.#wwx is trying so hard to be supportive and it keeps backfiring for lwj.#“There's no way I would ever want you carnally ^_^” meanwhile the guy who wants him carnally is losing his mind in agony.#Hot tip if you keep finding yourself in Lan Zhan's shoes: consider being more obvious. Give up on trying to be subtle with an ADHDer.#His game is SO BAD. Abysmally bad rizz. I do not think it was possible for these to to have a chance to get together in this life.#He has no plan. He has no healthy outlet for his feelings. He is looking at his half naked crush and losing his shot.#F in the chat for Lan Zhan. He's just been accidently rejected and he is about to be accused of being straight.#Meta commentary moment: I am going to try very hard to be more consistent with outfits and details across comics#I have had some...difficulties in the past with forgetting details (COUGH the vermillion mark COUGH)#New year new goals! Wish my ADHD eyes and brain good luck!
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ok but for real now. since tiktok has so throughly disappointed on this trend. who is your strangest hear me out / most bizarre crush? freaks and headscratchers only edition
#please 👁👁 I am so fascinated by this.#also I need to know I'm not the only one with double-take worthy and more-than-a-little-embarrassing taste#hear me out#ask meme#polls#memes#original#blorbos#blorboposting#fictional crush#(they dont have to be characters or even people. skys the limit and not even really because space and aliens and stuff)#monster lover#tag meme#(I've posted about some of mine here before but none of you in a million billion years would guess who the newest one is. its not even that#creative or out there just. head in my hands how did I get here kinda situation)
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Love for the dead is called grief.
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KO-FI
#my art#marble hornets#alex kralie#jay merrick#jaylex#vampire au#imagine seeing your crush again after years but its not really him anymore its something terrible wearing his skin#and he's more willing to be close to you now but its because he loves you the way snakes love rats#how the hell do you deal with that other than by pretending it could be real love#anyway alex pov you wake up from a nap and your situationship is being angsty about you and you dont know how to comfort him
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Jon, lying on his bed: "Dad?"
Clark, about to exist his room: "Yes Jon?"
Jon: "Can I ask you something?"
Clark: "Of course, bud. What is it?"
Jon: "How do you know if you like someone? I mean, like like someone? Not just as a friend but... as something more."
Clark: "You'll know it when you find that person."
Jon, blushing slightly: "I think I know it then."
Clark, smiling: "You wanna tell me who this person is?"
Jon: "Damian Wayne."
Clark:
Clark: "You don’t know it."
#But dad–#Clark calls Bruce that same night saying “We got a problem. And it's on us.”#To which Bruce flatly replies “Calm down boyscout. We'll get over it together. Should we call the League or–”#“Jon has a crush on Damian.”#And Bruce completely loses it “Jon has WHAT?”#Then hears a voice behind him “Father what's the problem with Jon?” and loses other five years of his life span#dc comics#supersons#damijon#jondami#jon samuel kent#damian wayne#my incorrect quotes#dc incorrect quotes
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