#this was based on a video i saw

[fictionalcharactersaremypassion]

“This is fuckin’ boring,” Mickey complained. Ian shot him a look and shushed him. 

Ian had gone through a Goodwill bin to rummage through for a nice toy to give to Yev. He found a small wooden train set and a few little action figures to go along with it. Yev was delighted by it and played with it all the time. 

“Mickey,” Ian said scoldingly. 

“Quit your whining. Ain't gonna traumatize the kid or anything.” 

“Daddy, here,” Yev handed him a blue train. Then he pointed at which track Mickey was supposed to push it along. “You go there, okay?” 

“Yeah, okay,” Mickey mumbled, and did what he'd said. Except, it just must not have been good enough because Yev frowned. 

“Daddy,” he said in a voice not unlike how Ian's had just been. “You didn't do it right.” 

“The fuck you mean I didn't do it right?” Mickey said, exasperated. 

“You have to do it again,” Yev said firmly, or as firm as a five year old could be. When Mickey didn't respond fast enough, he decided to bring in the reinforcements. “Ian, can you make Daddy do it again?” 

Mickey rolled his eyes as this set off Ian into laughter. “Fuckin' fine.” He repeated the action, looking unimpressed at his son. “Fucking happy now?” 

“It'll have to do,” Yev heaved a sigh. 

Mickey playfully glared at him. “Smartass.” 

Yev pushed his own train along the tracks, making explosive sounds under his breath. It was kinda cute, Mickey had to admit. He’d never had the chance to be like this at his son’s age so there was some part of him glad that Yev was able to experience this for himself. 

The train came to a stop with Yev contemplating what to do next. On either side of the tracks there were little action figures laying there. 

“Which way do you wanna go, Yevy?” Ian asked. 

Yev’s face scrunched up, then he took the one action figure laying on the left side to bring it to the right side of the tracks. Mickey assumed he’d push the train that way now. 

Except all he did was ram it straight into the action figures on the right side, making them scatter on the floor. 

“They’re dead!” He exclaimed happily. 

Ian laughed. Mickey was trying to suppress his own laughter. “Why did you kill them?” 

“They owed me money,” Yev said matter-of-factly. “They didn’t pay up and now they’re dead.” Fuck yeah, Mickey was grinning. Probably not the shit you’re supposed to do but what the fuck ever. 

Ian sighed, long and heavy. Mickey’d remind him later that he couldn’t really be surprised, could he? “Like father, like son,” he said dryly. 

[undasura]

and here's the rali

[phantompasta]

more If you find a vigilante in a dumpster by @lunamugetsu art because I do not feel normal rn

The lady on the left is Lady Gotham btw that's kinda how I picture her until the author describes her current appearance

Lady gotham-less art after the cut in case she wasn't the evil mastermind behind that last chapter ending + a meme

Also, for so you can see Danny's drawings in the background

[tazzertopia]

why are people so abnormal about female body hair…. i’m aware body hair isn’t the most pressing feminist issue at the moment but the amount of times i will see a video of a women online and go to the comments, just to see everyone telling her she’s gross or to shave? most of the time i don’t even notice she has body hair and 99% of the time it’s completely irrelevant to the topic of the video 🙄 only wanting a woman who is completely hairless is weirdo behaviour idc

[sadkois]

KAZAMA & NISHIKI FT. RANDOM STUFF IVE SEEN ON THE INTERNET PT. 1

here u go @koissad (I LOVE U NISHIKI IM SORRY)

[carlyraejepsans]

honestly i would love to do stuff like graphic tshirts and phonecase designs and stuff with my art but I'm pretty sure that's the one thing not allowed under Undertale's fanmerch guidelines and I don't have the money or time to go handmade so..thus the cookie crumbles. rolls into a ditch dies.

[pande-monty-um]

Just normal family discussions.

[dasiesanddarkness]

okay but Wylan's love language is gifts because he is Kerch and to give someone something without expecting anything in return is like the epitome of love to him.

Jesper realizes this and will bring him random little things (a cool rock. a flower. sheet music he saw in a store. an old ring he doesnt wear anymore but thinks Wylan would like. a shirt he thought would look good on him. a little trinket he made him), but Wylan always ends up bringing him something in return to make up for it, and it frustrates Jesper endlessly. he just wants to give him things to show he loves him, but Wylan insists on giving him things back. It gets so bad that they have to promise to only give one gift a day, and that they have to go back and forth with it. they have an endless supply of stuff in their house.

it's even worse with Kaz, Inej, and Nina because he doesn't see them as often. Kaz will walk in to something sitting on his desk and just know it's from Wylan. every time Inej comes back to Ketterdam there's like a million new things in her room in their house. Nina gets packages sent once a month filled with things. and they have no way of stopping him because he has the funds to do this, and also no one ever actually sees him collecting them, they always just kinda... show up.

and there are always a thousand little things out in the backyard under an M carved into the wood of a tree

[aquateenpatrolsomethingshowshow]

THEY SAID IT THEY FUCKING SAID THE THING

[lorephobic]

have i talked before about how crazy it drives me that in old bdubs videos he would super abashedly talk about his love for making things pretty? because. it drives me crazy.

at the beginning of mc4 when everyone was clearing out spawn so it was a lifeless flat plot of land to build on and bdubs took it personally and added grass and foliage once everything was built to make the whole landscape more lively and cohesive. and how hed get made fun of for thinking about little shit like that.

also when he got asked what hed be doing if he wasnt doing mc and he mentioned music (i think) and basically was super embarrassed to be like “i know its not very manly, but im super into artsy fartsy stuff”. as if that is a bad thing.

anyway im getting so emo thinking about how in hermitcraft, everyone knows and admires bdubs skill as a builder and its not ever something thats made fun of anymore. thinking about how bdubs never talks down about his own abilities anymore and instead of feeling weird about being a dude whose into artsy fartsy stuff, hes really embraced his career as a creator of beautiful things.

[joons-jun]

been thinking about bakugou putting me in a mating press. like knees touching the bed. sounds of skin slapping and wet squelching filling the room along with bakugou groaning “ look at you sucking me in, trained this pussy well." having me watch as his hips continuously thrust his thick cock balls deep into me, fat tip kissing my cervix and then pulling all the way out so he can watch my cunt clench around nothing before plunging right back in. wanna be left a cock drunk mess, hole gapping and dripping with a thick load of his cum

[shadow-von-vamp]

shadow falls asleep while watching baby silver and silver just uses his psychokinesis to cover him up with a blanket or something and leaves to go eat some concrete

[werewolf-artfriend]

duckie duckie

[fisherrprince]

lord forgive me I am watching a minecraft smp

[youracecard]

ur laughing. he has a lipstick mark i cant remove and ur laughing.

[astronomical-bagel]

every time I go onto insta to get recipes it is IMMEDIATELY “let’s make the cheesiest milkiest lactosiest pasta using as much dairy as possible” or “IM going to show YOU how to my make my grandmas famous ‘so-rich-and-sweet-and-chocolatey-dessert-that-only-the-strongest-of-stomachs-can-handle-them’ brownies!!!” Or “you should make this AMAZINF desert NOW. If you dont like these, you can’t be my friend/you must not be human/you’re legally insane/ I feel SO bad for you” Or, god forbid, the “I BETTER NOT CATCH YOU BUYING BREAD FROM THE STORE 🙅❌🙅❌ NOT WYEN IM PROVIDING THE EASIEST BREAD RECIPE THATS ONLY FIFTEEN STEPS AND TSKES FOUR HOURS!!! EAT HEALTHY OR DIE BY MY BLADE!!”

like I’m sorry for complaining but my tummy hurt!!! Why is everything so high key?? Why must every recipe be The Most? Why can’t I find any recipes that are both within my skill level and my dietary needs? And why are they making me feel bad for not being able to do it? ☹️