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Jacob Seed/Staci Pratt
Jaci High School AU
Staci is a rural emo kid & Jacob is stereotypical high school bully coded (overweight, poor, etc)
The only reason they started talking is because Jacob thought Staci was a girl and because John stole Staci’s clip on wolf tail (Jacob to John: "It doesn't matter if she said you could hold it. You have to give back her tail")
Gym Coach History Teacher calls Jacob fat in front of the whole class and this happens next:
@pande-monty-um @gunpowdernlead thank you for indulging me and giving me funny ideas
#insane that you remembered that 😭#imagining staci just fuming mad sitting at the bus stop thinking john stole his tail#staci pratt#jacob seed
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dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you
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Jacob's ears stick out so much. Like why does anyone take him seriously with those things attached to his cranium.
I keep imagining he can flap them back and forth like that scene from Tarzan with the little hippo.
#jacob seed#far cry 5#far cry#just monty talks#i cant take him seriously anymore#first the frolicking wolves now this??
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Junior(?) Deputy Seed
Based on this post.
don’t mind me, just checking a hypothesis.
#I need more sassy Jacob in my life#why is he so funny!?#jacob seed#staci pratt#also staci being a mob boss is so funny actually#im just imagining him stuttering over his words as hes trying to show power and his goones not being allowed to say ANYTHING or else#far cry 5#fc5
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Thank you @somepersonyan for this inspiration!
Based off this
#based off that scene!#everyone should watch it its amazing#dirty cop x cartel boss au#far cry 5#far cry#rancid cultist falls for local feral cop
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Thank you @somepersonyan for this inspiration!
Based off this
#dirty cop x cartel boss au#staci pratt#jacob seed#far cry 5#far cry#jacob seed x staci pratt#rancid cultist falls for local feral cop#jacob seed/staci pratt#jaci#sorry its been a while have some men kissing as apologies#mob boss au#dark themes#dark romance#i love them its a sickness 😭#based off a friends mod
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I like Jacob Seed as much as the next guy but as much as his voice is hot I CANT take his fuckass haircut serious because what the fuck man, it looks like it was slicked down with grease from someone's balls (Pratt)
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few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again
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About to drop a sick album
Stay tuned for more Jacop and Bosstaci content.
Bonus Album cover:
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Far Cry 5 as Text Posts - John Seed + his duster (part 2)
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*slides you this chart*
*you kick me out of the butcher shop*
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Far Cry 5 tweets and textposts Jacob specifically edition
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Pathetic
Guys, I think dirty cop Deputy Seed is scared of his boss. No, not Whitehorse. The other boss. His nemesis. The one he hates.
The one he holds hands with.
Kudos to @pande-monty-um for the idea!
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