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A little late but HAPPY BDAY HAN YOOJIN...š„¹ā¤ļø
#han yoojin#the s classes that i raised#my s class hunters#ė“ź° ķ¤ģ“ sźøė¤#ė“ģ¤źø#sclass#msch#sctir#i busted my ass on this so hard u dont even know aldjsjd#IT WAS SO HARD BUT I THINK I WAS ABLE TO EVOLVE IN TBE PROCESS#BC THIS CAME OUT QUITE GOOD IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.....#*dies*#this might be the best rendering ive ever done#I BUSTED MY ASS SO HARD ON THE LINEART TOO#this took me 5 days straight...#idk how many hrs....#my art
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A Rising Phantom
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Summary: danny died, and no one knows. He is a full ghost, and only thanks to his dual obsessions can he āliveā a normal life and pretend that nothing happened.
I aim to make this a multichaptered fic! Hopefully, the first fic I post on AO3!
HEADCANONS/TROPES/TAGS:
no one knows! AU
full ghost! danny
eventual everlasting trio
dual obsessions inspired by this post, which are protection (Phantom) and space (Fenton)
my own headcanon: danny's death is inevitable, a single point in time that cannot be avoided or changed.
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Danny died on a Saturday.
He was too young to have been left alone; any other house wouldāve be fine, but everyone in that town knew, even then, that the Fentons' house was to be avoided by a wide berth.
His parents had rushed out in a frustrated fit, leaving him and Jazz by themselves for the weekend, just like so many before. They were always an afterthought to their parents, long before he was 14.
Danny didnāt intend to go down to the lab that night. But Jazz was out with her friend Kyle, and he was bored. And something down there called to him, though he didnāt know it.
He didnāt know that forces beyond his comprehension were leading to this point, this singularity.
If Danny had known the fate in store for him, he would have begged his parents for them to stay that night, or take him with them. But he didn't know, he couldn't have known... because that's how it was always going to be.
He didnāt know that a man with a clock in his chest, who changed between ages in the blink of an eye, was watching as he walked down those lonely steps.
He didnāt know, as he pulled on a white hazmat suit hand-sewn just for him, far too flimsy for what it was meant to protect him against, that a sentient dimension was pushing against the veil, straining for him.
He didnāt know, as he stepped through the gaping metal maw, that it had already called his name, and death had claimed it.
And afterwards, while he curled up on the cold basement floor, clutching his chest for a pulse, he still did not know that even if he had known... he would have had no choice but to do the same.
Danny died when he turned the portal on, alone in his parentsļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ lab.
Standing inside, fifty million Watts of electricity coursed from his palm to his heart, searing its path into his skin. It had no exit route. It cooked him from the inside, lighting all of his nerves on fire, and doused him in an infinite realmās worth of dimensional energy. After what seemed like hours of screaming, panicking, burning- he somehow managed to crawl out of the portal.
He died then, lying flat in front of the machine that ended him, as the intense pain faded into a dull throb that replaced the beating that used to be in his chest.
And as he sat up, feeling both sore and feather-light, he looked down upon his body, and realized that he had died that day, and he was not coming back.
Danny panicked. And he did the only thing he could do. He decided to run away, afraid of what he was, confused and scared and feeling very not himself.
But the main anxiety that drove him to hide his accident was a rather juvenile one.
ā¦He was afraid that his parents would be upset that he had gone into the lab without their permission.
He had messed with their stuff, and turned something onā¦ something he definitely shouldnāt have.
He had just opened a portal to a realm full of the very things that kept him from sleeping at night, of āunfeeling monstersā that his parents had drilled into him about for years.
A portal to ghostsā¦ that were now free to come through.
That thought made something inside him solidify, and a low hum began to emanate from him as he worried about his family. About the ghosts and the portal and how they were going to manage without himā¦
He couldnāt just leave like this. Not when he was responsible. He couldnāt let a whole realm of monsters hurt his family. At that thought, dread filled him, and that same something inside his chest ached.
But it occurred to him that he still had to leave. Not just at the thought of his parents stumbling in on his body.
No, it was about him. For he was one of them now, wasnāt he? A ghost. And he was a monster now, too. Despite not feeling like one. Despite knowing that there was clearly something wrong with what he had been told and what he knew was intimately true of himself in this new form.
But something inside him whispered at him that he couldnāt take the chance, if he did turn into a monster. He couldnāt let himself hurt his family.
So with fears on his back and a tingle fading from his fingertips, Danny pulled himself up onto unsteady feet. He took his body outside, to the woods where no one would know. And he buried it, alone, surrounded by trees and the sky.
He sat there, at his fresh grave, and cried.
Holding his arms around himself tight, he mourned the loss of warmth, of blood pumping and his heartbeat, so loud in its absence.
Surrounded by nothing but silence, he mourned that heād never made close friends, nor really had the chance.
Looking up at the stars, he mourned that he could never fulfill his dream of being an astronaut.
He mourned for himself because no one else could.
And as his last cry petered off into the night, the sun broke the horizon.
A different something tugged at his chest, and he let it pull without resistance, worn ragged as he was.
And he was grateful he did. For a soothing light washed over him and transformed him into something similar, but not quite as he was Before.
But he felt warmth, and he felt a pseudo-beat in his chest, sluggish as it was. And suddenly he realized that although he was dead, he was alive in a different way.
He was still there.
He didnāt have to give up on life.
He was not going to be a monster.
Danny walked back home. He washed the dirt away from under his fingernails. He swept the lab until it looked like no one had been there. Minus the massive swirling vortex.
And when Jazz got home from her sleepover, Danny hugged her with a smile.
He was going to be fine.
They would all be fine, he would make sure of it.
#danny phantom#dp#no one knows!au#dual obsessions!au#full ghost!danny#full ghost!au#no one knows#dual obsessions#protection obsession#space obsession#is-this-even-relatable writes#I took āDanny died on a saturdayā from Atiya_Blackcharm on AO3 in their fic āWait Iām a What?ā#they headcanon he died on a saturday because thatās the day of the week that the show aired#I am adopting that headcanon#ALSO PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT MY HEADCANON OF INEVITABILITY#I wanna yap about it#also I looked up how many watts of electricity it would take to power a small town in the USA and thatās where I got 50 million watts from#Thatās likeā¦ the upper limit tho#it couldve just been 5 million watts#but I thought hey the first 10 million can be the power for the whole town#and the remaining 40 million watts is the power required to punch a hole in dimensions#the fentons actually stole so much power from the power grid its insanely illegal they should be in jail#forget osha send em straight to the slammer theyāre stealing taxpayer leckie
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ive been procrastinating a lot, and you'll NEVER guess why
#truly a game that just lets me be fucking malicious#just straight up evil#i punched every single cerberi in the dick until they died#the boss will be stunned and you'll just see +DISRESPECT +DISRESPECT#it took p-ranking all of act 1 to realize that +DISRESPECT is just for punching the guys and NOT for punching them square in the balls#speaking of which i've p-ranked all of act 1 on violent and i only bought the game 5 days ago#act 2's giving me a fucking headache so maybe not#unrelated finally i can draw my two favorite things in the same frame. body horror and robots#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#flesh prison ultrakill#v1#flesh prison#minos prime#ultrakill minos#he's implied. i'll tag him anyway#ill get back to murder drones eventually#right now im in my ultrakill arc#and oh boy am i turning evil
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2024-05-11
Just me and LaTeX again at the library.
But on a good note: the weather is beautiful!
#chem lab took me like 5 straight hours#i know Iām not supposed to write a full lab in one day#but Iām desperate here alright#itās due Monday and I have other stuff to do š#studyblr#studyspo#student#aesthetic#my posts#study
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This whole day I have just been yelled at by patients on the phone for long periods of time one after the other Iām at my limit truly
#riv rambles#people are so mean#calling me slurs over the phone because your doctor denied your refill is literally so uncalled for how is this my fault to begin with š#I had another guy yell at me for charging him for ātoo many pillsā#and it turns out he took 1 pill a day instead of 2#yeah duh ur gonna have extra#and then he had the audacity to tell me I wasted his time for not telling him that sooner#how was I supposed to know#another lady asked if we had something for 2.5 milligrams so I said yes we have it in stock#the doctor sends in a 5 mg prescription which we do not have in stock#she called and yelled at me for lying to her#maāam you need to ask the right strength when u call thatās on u#thereās 6226 more reasons I got straight up BULLIED over the phone but#I canāt even begin listing them all#I think I answered maybe 15 calls today#Iām pretty sure only like 3 of them were nice regular phone calls#Iām gonna go home and have a good cry session deadass#I mean it#Iām gonna get in the shower and fucking cry š„²
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#okay i like#woke up out of a dead sleep at 3am because my cat archie was hitting my face daying mother please#and like idk i guess i was confused#or i felt really awake#because i like got up like i was going to start my day#and like i am definitely sick with cold/fever#but#i like cleaned up the whole living room#made my bed#fed all the cats#did the litter boxes#set up my whole work space with my notebook and markers and pens#and was like oh my laundry is dry and went to start folding it#and then i was like#wait#its 5 in the morning#and i am sick#so i got a garbage bag and a roll of toilet paper#i waa going to shower but#i dont even think i want to do that anymore idk????#like i want to be warm and clean#but this laying down thing feels pretty good#also i took my meds so#that means sleep moonish#because i forgot to before i fell asleep on the couch#anywayb#yay or nay for shower#shower or go straight to bed#thank you lol#i hope youre having a good time if its 6am like it is for me lol
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Made my first animatic! This au belongs to @glaciers-blorbo-purgatory and everyone here should go check them out :) Just a bit of Xenon lore...
#just shapes and beats#jsab#xenon#jsab blixer#jsab au#robots au#others aus#others ocs#my art#art#bgs art cavern#digital art#animatic#lost connection#louie zong#dont be afraid of the video being through youtube this took me 5 days and id appreciate u giving it a watch.. fdkgjhf#thought about trying to post the video straight to tumblr but then i remembered how easy it is to steal from this site and decided against#credits are both at the end of the vid and in the youtube description#Youtube
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Itās weird. I donāt normally cuddle with my other plushies (despite having 20 of āem) after the first day or so, even when Iām sick or hurt to the point where i basically have to be on bed rest, and yet. For some reason cuddling the ouaw plushes make me feel better. These little guys did not leave my arms when I was sick, and I keep alternating between Frost and Torbek right now (if not both, depending on my position and how Iām feeling)
I mean, they donāt make the pain go away, but they make it a bit more bearable. Until my grandma comes back with my pain meds, at least
#I feel really bad about needing everyone in my family to help me or to grab things for me#but I also donāt really have a choice if that makes sense?#it hurts to walk and to get into and out of bed#I mean hell. I just got up to refill my cup with something cold and fresh#rather than the room temperature water from last night#and I needed my aunt to help me get up#and my back is seizing bc Im having to sleep on the couch for the time being#and since I canāt lay on my back#where the cushions are firmest#my spine is screaming at me as if Iāve been up on my feet for 24 hours straight#another thing that sucks is that I canāt sleep#like Iām tired. Iāve barely gotten 4-5 hours worth of sleep in 2 days#but bc of the couch and the pain I just canāt. even after taking pain meds#actually the pain meds just made me want to vomit#even tho I took them immediately after eating dinner so itās not like I was on an empty stomach#Iām just. not having a good time rn lol. I swear every week feels like a stronger gut punch
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#this nigga never even took the time of day to comment or react to the shit i post like sable does. 5 seconds. takes 5 seconds#nor did he ever take any interest in ANY of our MULTIPLE shared blogs and things#never fucking added to any of it. never helped me maintain any of it. didnt even fucking draw with me half the time#this nigga was a BUM straight up#he was good at getting me material things but thats not even what mattered in the long run its just the simple shit#of showing that you care and showing that you wanna move forward in some way that isnt just in your head#i couldnt even ever be booed up anywhere with him because of how hostile theyd get to fucking everyone around them#just like with everyone else it was all about what *they* fucking wanted and what *they* fucking wanted to do#all the shit i like? the shit im interested in ? fuck it its stupid straight up#oh but its repulsive the way i wanted to seek out comfort and care somewhere else š thats āemotional cheatingā#bitch please be forreal for once in your life. and the fact this all went down like this while we were broken up is crazy.#like ur not my nigga. i can kiss up on whoever i want. if ur behavior keeps driving me away from you after we split... well#thats just not my problem btp#āwhat you did to that poor boyā bitch you better get outta here with that fukin nonsense that is a grown ass man first of all šš#but go ahead and keep babying him since thats ur job now and not mine LMFAOOOO bet youll get tired of it real fast#this whole situation is just goofy
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Tom penis face
#It has been [checks watch] about 5 years since I've posted about eddsworld on this blog#You know what rustles my jimmies#I got my kitten shopping sweatshirt in middle school... And it still fits š„²#It is my biggest comfort hoodie ever tho I wear it all the time I'm surprised there aren't more holes in it tbh#I'm going to cry the day the design starts peeling#It took like 5 months to ship I remember bc my mom was PISSED bc it was my Christmas gift that year lmao#I got it in the summer and u bet ur ass I wore it every day despite sweating like a mfer#Gender dysphoria + autism = I am wearing the same sweatshirt for 7 months straight and u can't stop me#Cruddy rambles
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there are things that you don't do for a year or more and pick up just right where you left off and these days i fear loving you might be one of them
#double meaning on that but. yeah.#it's like. i haven't touched the imaging software i use for an entire year. soldering iron in decades. pick it right back up. to my surpris#muscle memory is crazy#i don't draw for months and pick up right where i was with a few sketches bc the work you put in stays even when you don't actively practic#when it's something you've practiced weekly and daily it sticks with you and ig that's good#but then it's like. the horrors. that haunt you. yk? what if a part of me will always save a soft spot for my ex. what then.#what if I'm fine now and I'm doing okay and i don't miss it and I think i'm okay moving forward and i see her and suddenly I'm on the floor#what if some part of me that was in love never really went away what if i haven't managed to kill all of it yet#bc i genuinely would not know what to do. i. i don't want to admit it but one of my worst fears is liking someone who doesn't like you back#and what's even more horrifying is if it's obvious. if everyone can tell. and usually I'm good at hiding it! (not really) but it's just. id#it's shame in liking someone who you tell yourself you don't want to like and you know you shouldn't. and not having control over it.#hoping praying that either she does something that turns the little switch in my head that sends her into the unforgivable category#or that i become straight. or that i become straight. mhm. yep. or ig the other option is i get a crush on someone new but like. mm.#i kinda have gotten w every person I've had a crush on since hs and i kinda don't think im ready for another rs so soon.#the baggage i just got is. hm. idk i kinda don't wanna unpack it. it's something that can easily be done if i had the missing pieces but.#i don't think I'm ever gonna get them. so. instead I'm gonna take. maybe another 3 months or 5 months or a year or a few. to just. slowly.#idek. it's just triggering old things. bringing me back to when i was 14. i never really got closure from that either. it took me 3 years.#I'm sure this time it'll go away faster but idk experiencing it a second time has a different feel to it. idk. it's weird.#it's like. idk. it's like you're watching it happen and you're not even there anymore. idk. i really don't know.#oh. I've been dissociating.#idk maybe it's for the best i really don't know i really don't know and everyone says i have to do what's best for myself but idk what is#my life is on track things are moving forward I'm doing better and healing but i can't escape the feeling of dread#something is going to catch up with me sooner or later and idk what it is idk at what intensity and idk if i will be ready for it#but anyway. when you love someone intentionally every day for a while. when does it go away? will it go away?#or will i have to live haunted by ppl who are alive but changed. so practically dead w/o the opportunity to mourn. for the rest of my life?#like i don't think i get it. loving this person was like. cooking and eating. intentional. ingrained into everyday life. effortful.#what if my mind does forget but my body still remembers. what then. what if it's like searching for sth you don't remember having anymore#ig I'm just trying to figure out how much to forget these days. how much won't hurt if it all comes back to haunt me#delete later
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Reunited (with my beloved glasses) and it feels so goooood
#it's been 84 years.....#i joke but they told me 5-7 business days and it turned out to be uhhh 12. cuz i am so blind and they were a pain to cut lenses for lol#I've got blue light filters. I've got the special lens type cuz otherwise they're like half an inch thick. they're huge.#but they also replaced my nose pieces!!! took such good care of my bbys#anyway thriving. i almost waited until lunch and was like. nah I'm going now i want my blue light filters#my old glasses were so off my prescription and they're huge and plastic and orange inside#but these are brass and metal and elegant#best glasses. bbys.#i straight up am gonna wear these until they cannot be used anymore. gonna have to wear out the metal before i replace them.
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If I think abt Ace Attorney too hard I will explode not only is this a threat but a promise
#I get SO FUCKING MAD that this game progressed past trilogy#Ion fucken CARE that Klav is on my kinlist bro FUCK THAT GUY ā¼ā¼ā¼ā¼ā¼#Literally the art style post ds era. Not worth it. Get out of my fucking sight#Ik aa4 was technically ds too but the sprites had a different vibe#I still like them honestly but I don't love Pollo as a character#He's just lame and annoying and boring. And kind of a prick#Tbf I never cared abt Penix Write until game 3#But idk the characters in aa4 are just less memorable imo#Wasn't there supposed to be an entire other case for that game that was scrapped btw or am I mistaken#Regardless I did not like the deviation from the og cast BUT AT THE SAME TIME I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DID IT#The og cast got their endings more or less. Their story was wrapped up. No need to drag it on#This was like a big thing I had to cope w when I finished the trilogy. I had to learn hoe to move on#It took several days no joke and I cried a lot#Tbf I was watching gameplay for the game for 10-12 hours a day for like 2-3 weeks straight#But I get so emotional over trilogy...then I think abt games 5 and 6 and it's like UGH#That art style is so upsetting to me (not bad on its own it just does not compare to the og sprites) that I refuse to watch the games#Dgs I can overlook and mmmaybe get into. I rly want to#Olmes is sposed to be on my kinlist#I just don't know anything abt him#But seriously. I cannot stand anything other than base trilogy bc the spritework for that game is a MASTERPIECE#Ask me what game has best graphics of all time I site that trilogy every day of the week#Go back and marvel at it. I'm p sure game 1 was on gba or smth too#Like dude. Those games look good yo#The remakes are ugly as fuck in comparison#I will never get over ittttt I can never cope#Compare 3d penix to his sprite. Yeah. Yeah#Ugh. Just the worst#But ugh I love that series sm...#Lumi'z#I HIT TAG LIMIT LOL
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My manager at the call center isn't gonna be here for the rest of the week. Nor is our office manager. I'm gonna throw up. Like I'm literally nauseous with dread
#it's JUST me and my one coworker because they fired coworker libby a few weeks ago#we're so fucked oh my god like#i ask my manager for shit ALL THE TIME oh my goddddd#i don't even have permission to use bonding slots for ortho emergencies omfg i'm gonna actually kill myself#and i took 53 calls on monday?? calls take like 5ā10min usually & there's only 480 minutes in a work day?? and now we're down one person??#i was literally physically ill with stress today having to constantly call people back and i only took 43 calls#(7 of which were 10ā20min new patient calls which each require like a good 15+ min of follow-up as well. but i digress)#i also got a call that was just fifteen seconds of BLOODY MURDER SCREAMING until i got way too scared and hung tf up. jfc#(which i thought that was one of those scam calls where they just play audio of a woman screaming for her fucking life#but it came from a patient's parent's phone number?? so idk??????)#(sometimes i hear kids screaming in the background cuz it's a pediatric dentistry but this was something different.#no talking just horrific screaming for over ten seconds straight. oh my god)#anyway on the OFF chance we have ANY free time tomorrow taking 80+ calls on our own. we'll have to spend it CALLING BACK MISSED CALLS#AND I'LL NEVER GET MY FUCKING NEW PATIENTS IN. GOD#ONLY 56 HOURS OF THIS JOB LEFT. CHRIST A-FUCKING-LIVE. PARENTS ARE GONNA BE MAD AT ME AND ORTHO COORDINATOR CANDI WILL YELL AT ME#AND I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF. I HATE MY JOB AND I HATE THIS FUCKING DENTISTRY. GODDDDDD#personal#work shit#work blogging#work
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(just me whining about my imaginary problems again š¤”)
#.............not me considering cancelling a trip to switzerland with a friend so that i could see robin play a free show in my city lol#i do want to go to switzerland but the flights are SO expensive š„²#i have savings for travelling but. it's the principle you know lol#and i'm already spending soooooo much money on music festivals this summer š#i could very easily give my (un)employment situation as an explanation (and it wouldn't even be a lie!!)#i was struggling with a similar situation last year (although back then i had just convinced myself i don't deserve to go to paris)#i do deserve to go to zurich and it would be amazing and i'd hate myself for not going but. aaaaaaaaahhhhh helppp#tbf in between BC&LxS @ kuopiorock and robin's gig there are at least 4 days to spend in switzerland i guess#(5 if i go to the airport straight from kuopio but that's not very convenient lol)#(or if we arrive back home early enough for me to see robin+#but i have no high hopes for that even if we took a morning flight as the train from the airport to my city takes a small eternity š)#siiiiiiiiiiiigh
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Since everyone seems to love my sex shop stories, hereās another one.
Phone calls were literally a game for us. Not all phone calls, but there was a specific brand of call where guys would creep on us. 90% of the workforce at the sex shops was women. So weād get dudes calling jacking off or trying to get their jollies from us.
The game: make them hang up. We could have hung up. On a few occasions I did, but for the most part we made a sport out of getting creeps to go flaccid. It really depended on a caller.
You couldnāt just go in for belittling them straight off- some guys wanted that. You had to tailor your strategy to the perv. Overall it was pretty fun and it turned an aspect of the job that couldāve become a major bummer into a fun sport. Weād get excited when the phones rang.
So one day the phone rings. I pick up and it was very clearly a young teen who was putting on a deep voice. I was utterly delighted, Iād never had a crank call before. He said, āI have a dildo emergency! Can you deliver 5 boxes of dildos to my home?!ā
It took everything in me not to crack in that moment. It was so funny. It was like three kids had walked through the door in a trench coat and the phrase ādildo emergencyā was one of the funniest things Iād ever heard.
But I kept it together. In smooth customer service tones I replied, āOh, Iām sorry to hear youāre having an emergency, but due to the nature of our product we do require people to come pick it up themselves.ā
The caller audibly deflated. Some of the deep voice he was putting on bled away when he said plaintively, āBut itās an emergencyā¦ā
āIām sorry, sir, rules are rules.ā
He hung up. I burst out laughing and told my coworker what had happened. She said, āI will buy you lunch if you call back and pretend you can deliver something.ā
This sounded like an all around win for me, and the kid hadnāt used anything to block his number. So I called back.
āHello!ā This was before caller ID was common for home phones and so he picked up in his totally normal voice, several octaves higher than before.
āHello, Iām calling regarding your dildo emergency?ā
āOh! Hem hem,ā he coughed, getting his voice back into character for me. āYes! The emergency!ā
āWell Iāve spoken to my manager and itās your lucky day. Weāll be able to make a delivery after all. Five boxes you said? We can swing it by later, weāll just need your name, address, and credit card number.ā
He was thrown by needing to provide info and was silent for a moment then said, āWell how much is it for five boxes?ā
āAbout five hundred dollars, sir.ā
He slipped out of his character voice to exclaim, āFive hundred dollars?! What kind of dildos are they?!ā
āJust standard six inches with balls, sir.ā
This was his breaking point. He started wheezing with laughter trying to repeat the phrase āsix inches with ballsā incoherently.
āSo your address and card info?ā
He hung up and I broke down laughing too. We both got a kick out of it, and I won the game twice in one day.
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