#this sounds fun!!

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[marlynnofmany]

If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.

[poughkeepsies]

this episode has everything. tommy forgetting buck hates basketball. tommy being abby's ex-fiance. tommy calling buck a himbo. eddie insisting he's straight. the hot priest definitely not being straight but being celibate. there's a pre glee world and post glee world. josh knows his queer history. buck lowkey calling tommy a queer elder to his face. tommy breaking up with buck cause he won't be his last. eddie love actually stan. eddie shaving his mustache. eddie fruit of the looms. couch.

[oldscoutblog]

FREAKIN TOTALLY!!

Haven’t gone trick or treatin in years! This is the next best thing I think!

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

[blackkatdraws2]

[Toon x Mobster] A tender moment.

[Animation timelapse here!]

[AUDIO USED:] Chet Baker - Almost Blue Sound Effects edited by me!

[fellthemarvelous]

What impractical cosmetic procedure would you prefer? (Magical and pain-free of course...and performed in my socialist state that provides medical care in case of any complications.)

a. elf ears

b. fangs

c. snake eyes

d. maleficent horns

e. no, thank you. already perfect

Fangs!! If someone tries to attack me I can just bite the shit out of them.

[iammarriedtomordecaiheller]

teehee music thing yeaaa

gonna be between f/o Mordecai Heller and the self insert, Marly Divata!! yippee

music self ship ask game!!

send an emoji, get back songs that fill the prompt. you can reply with multiple songs, or if the asker has a specific number in mind they can ask for that many (say, if they want you to narrow it down to the perfect one, or they want to hear your top 3 choices). also, i tried to make as many of these questions as i could work for all kinds of selfship, not just romantic.

remember to practice ask etiquette 💖

A song that...

❣️: Reminds you of your F/O

❇️: Reminds you of your S/I

💞: Reminds you of your relationship

💭: You like to daydream about the two of you to

🍳: You could imagine cooking with them to

🎥: Makes you think of a movie night with them

🌘: Feels like their lullaby to you

🌒: Feels like your lullaby to them

➿: You imagine mutual pining to

♥️: Describes your F/O

♦️: Describes your S/I

♠️: Describes your relationship

💒: You would play at your wedding

💌: Says what you wish you could tell them

💬: Is close to your story (if you have a backstory/canon for your relationship!)

🕔: Makes you think of the first time you met (in canon)

‼️: Reminds you of when you first found your F/O

🎟: You can imagine your first date to

🪐: Makes you think of a sleepover/the first time you slept in the same bed

♾: You imagine your future together to

BONUS!

🔊: Make a playlist between 2-8 songs long for your self ship

[schemelin]

non-verbal "I Hate It In Here" Lone Wanderer just wants her dad back.

[petricorah]

I love "i would kill for you" ship dynamics but what about "i would stop killing" ship dynamic??

I would lay down my sword for you. I would change my nature and go against everything i've known. I would resist the easy way out of solving my problems. I would give up the adrenaline of battle to stay by your side and make tea instead. I'm not sure I know who I am without a weapon in my hand because I've had to fight for so long but for you I'm willing to try and figure this out.

It must be hard. To put down your weapon that's protected you for so long. It's allowed you to stay alive it's kept you from getting hurt--physically and mentally. Because you've never had to worry about a real relationship if you think you'll be dead at the next battle. And you feel naked without it and it feels like you're ripping off an extension of yourself. Are you even whole without it? Are you worthy of being loved if you can't prove it by risking your life? And yet they've found someone who's asking them for something much harder than dying in battle on their behalf. They've found someone who wants them to live. And that's much more terrifying.

[breesperez139]

Dc x Dp Prompt #6

“I’m a twin”, Damian said one night. He could feel the narrowed eyes of his family drilling holes on his back in disbelief. Not that he could blame them. Damian had never so much as implied being raised with a companion, much less a sibling.

“I had a brother”. Damian paused to recollect himself. He had not said his brother’s name out loud in over 8 years.

“His name was… Danyal”. Damian hated the way his voice wavered, but he could not help it. Danyal was everything to him, his other half. Their heart beat as one and when one heart stopped beating, the other one died with it. At least until his family put his heart on metaphorical life support without ever realizing.

“Where is he now?” His father asked, voice filled with knowing grief and a hint of betrayal. It had in fact been 6 years since Damian first showed up on his doorstep.

“Up there”. All eyes shifted towards the specific star he was pointing to. “Right before he died, he promised me he’d guide me from the stars. Unfortunately, the stars are not visible in Gotham, so my brother is unable to be of much help unless I leave the city.”

“Your brother is Polaris, the North Star?” Tim questioned warily, most likely in attempts to not offend him. Damian was aware of how stupid it sounded, but Danyal had promised, and his brother never broke his promises.

“Yes. Danyal is with the stars now, just as he always wanted”

[bluegiragi]

mask off.

early access + nsfw on patreon

[sabh0]

@///_bsd_edits on Instagram gave me the idea to draw that based on one Ueda and Kimisawa interaction

The thing ^

[ask-zacharies-snackarie]

Yet another photo post heheheh

[hachiane]

when your standards are too high

a/n — gender neutral reader, non-established relationship (sylus offers you a deal)

imagine confessing to Sylus you’ve never experienced true love because you think your standards are too high. he laughs his pompous-sounding laugh and says, “Then, let’s make a deal. I’ll show you that your supposed standards are mere child’s play.”

and he’s absolutely the dreamiest boyfriend you could ever have. his focus is all on you, joins you on lunch dates no matter where, follows you to any and every event no matter how mundane, joins your demands no matter how stupid it sounds (“I wanna try this chili crisp ice cream…” “Curious? Share it with me then.” then carries you home when your stomach is dying 15 mins later), spoils you rotten, uplifts your self-esteem, caresses your skin like it's the finest porcelain, kisses you slow and deep like time doesn’t exist, showers you with love as pure as one between kindred spirits.

and at the end of your supposed deal, he smirks at you (fondly) and reminds you again, “Don’t ever settle for less than what I gave you, sweetie.”

[yuukirita]

He's doing hand talk :'D Cute and Sad.

[inkskinned]

i love when words fit right. seize was always supposed to be that word, and so was jester. tuesday isn't quite right but thursday should be thursday, that's a good word for it. daisy has the perfect shape to it, almost like you're laughing when you say it; and tulip is correct most of the time. while keynote is fun to say, it's super wrong - i think they have to change the label for that one. but fox is spot-on.

most words are just, like, good enough, even if what they are describing is lovely. the night sky is a fine term for it but it isn't perfect the way november is the correct term for that month.

it's not just in english because in spanish the phrase eso si que es is correct, it should be that. sometimes other languages are also better than the english words, like how blue is sloped too far downwards but azul is perfect and hangs in the air like glitter. while butterfly is sweet, i think probably papillion is more correct, although for some butterflies féileacán is much better. year is fine but bliain is better. sometimes multiple languages got it right though, like how jueves and Πέμπτη are also the right names for thursday. maybe we as a species are just really good at naming thursdays.

and if we were really bored and had a moment and a picnic to split we could all sit down for a moment and sort out all the words that exist and find all the perfect words in every language. i would show you that while i like the word tree (it makes you smile to say it), i think arbor is correct. you could teach me from your language what words fit the right way, and that would be very exciting (exciting is not correct, it's just fine).

i think probably this is what was happening at the tower of babel, before the languages all got shifted across the world and smudged by the hand of god. by the way, hand isn't quite right, but i do like that the word god is only 3 letters, and that it is shaped like it is reflecting into itself, and that it kind of makes your mouth move into an echoing chapel when you cluck it. but the word god could also fit really well with a coathanger, and i can't explain that. i think donut has (weirdly) the same shape as a toothbrush, but we really got bagel right and i am really grateful for that.

grateful is close, but not like thunder. hopefully one day i am going to figure out how to shape the way i love my friends into a little ceramic (ceramic is very good, almost perfect) pot and when they hold it they can feel the weight of my care for them. they can put a plant in there. maybe a daisy.