#this should be illegal tbh
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Oh my god im gonna be fucking sick
i hate themmm
#why would you do that#to me#i hate you roberts#this should be illegal tbh#i dont care that its probably not really tailgate#cyclonus still said that#and made me cry#FUCK#maccadam#transformers#tf idw#transformers idw#idw publishing#mtmte#lost light#cyclonus#tailgate#cygate
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goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky
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somehow i manage to be surprised everytime i find out my favorite characters are taller than me like im not 162cm/5'3"ish ?
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the fact that they made it illegal to make ads louder than programs on tv in 2010 but haven't updated it to apply the same regulation to streaming. who do i have to call.
#jack facts#like do they think we don't notice#i truly do hate it here#i really do think that we should get to a ''you ruined it for everyone'' threshhold with ads at this point tbh#circulating ads should be a need based allowance#below a certain nw you can circulate as many ads as you want provided they follow guidelines#then above a certain nw you get a quota. you can have x number of ads circulating at a time.#and i don't mean distinct different ads that can be put wherever. no. if you have an ad on youtube that counts as one#and if you put the SAME AD on a different platform or tv channel or at the fucking gas station pumps or on a billboard or ANYWHERE#each different instance of the ad counts as another ad in your quota!#& if you have like a 1min skippable + a 30sec unskippable v of the same ad on the same platform. that counts as two. FUCK you.#and then above another nw line. you cannot have ads at all. bye you don't need them they serve no purpose they are just annoyances.#also paying influencers to hawk your shit counts as ads! fuck you!! paid word of mouth is not actual wom that is also an ad! fuck you!!!#oh u want ppl to rec ur product & u don't have any ad spots left?? well sugar you better have a fucking good product then lol :) fuck you#also if a co breaks an ad reg that co and any co it owns/parents can never make another fucking ad ever again in its existence#AND if a ceo breaks an ad reg w one co then disbands it and makes a new co and breaks ad reg w that one#then the CEO or any co they have ANY % ownership or investment in can never make an ad ever again. FUCK you.#charities/nonprofits and sole proprietorships get one (1) appeal to a total ad ban#that's IT!! ENOUGH!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND ONE MORE THING. ''pay us not to see ads on our platform/app/other thing'' should also be illegal.#''pay us for basic ass functions'' illegal. pay to win. illegal. sale/product announcements in things that are not press. illegal.#creating an ad or listing for something that doesn't exist and only manufacturing it after it is purchased. illegal.#ads that are full screen when a user has not already selected full screen on a video player. illegal.#pop up ads. illegal.#ads with audio on a platform that doesn't. illegal. video ads on a platform that doesn't have video. illegal.#ads w epilepsy triggers. illegal everywhere forever always w out needing to be reported by consumers. cannot be circulated in the 1st place#ads w graphic violence or soundscapes that mimic it. see epilepsy triggers.#ads for things that are not actually consumer products. illegal.#anything else u want to circulate like an ad must go thru other regs to qualify as psa or edu. if it doesn't qualify tough shit get fucked.#[insert gif collage of people talking extensively while wildly gesturing for emphasis here]
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It’s nearly time for Aus GP presale and I’m nervous as hell.
I know I’m good at fighting the Ticketmaster war but I am tired of it.
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My dashboard is all that cat au and i can't even draw cats
#This should be illegal#tma cats#the magnus archives#i LOVE their designs too#i can't stand this#also i need to find my stylus#just me bitching tbh
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Hey kids wake up. Time for some delicious angst!
Full image below:
#the mechanisms#gunpowder tim#the mechs#gunpowder tim vs the moon kaiser#gptvstmk#tales to be told#The great lunar war#Tim should get some illegal therapy from Marius tbh#rotwall art
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Aplatonic Day of Visibility is tomorrow!! i have a big exam tomorrow so i’ll be too busy to make posts celebrating it but i just wanted to say that all apls are valid!! aplatonicism is beautiful, and none of us need to “fix” ourselves. realizing that i’m apl has been liberating for me, and the apl community has taught me a lot about friendships and platonormativity
all of us are amazing, whether aplatonic, grayplatonic, demiplatonic, caedplatonic, aplflux, questioning, friendship-repulsed, friendship-favorable, etc. etc.!! we deserve respect and to be seen as valid identities in the queer community. i’m proud to be apl, and to all other apls out there, happy Aplatonic Day of Visibility!! 🍏💙💜
#aplatonic#aplspec#aplatonic day of visibility#tbh it should be illegal i have to take my exam on the same day#✨
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Enough old man yaoi. Where is my old woman yuri
#Tbh the fact the oldest woman in this franchise is 26 should be illegal. All manga should mandatorily have at least one woman over 50#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd s5#mine#Post I made the 07/08 but it seems relevant rn
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I am. unfortunately. sleeby
#several meetings today then classes#its raining this is illegal#i should be allowed to sleep all day tbh#friend is skipping class today maybe I should too sdhfjlhjfkl
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Looks like some shitty ship discussions have surfaced in hl fandom again, but I don't mean that here actually xd
I'd like to hear a little bit (or a lot) more about your fav kind of freehoun if you don't mind sharing! Maybe some pre & post rescas headcanons, idk any stuff you would like to tell, and if you want. No pressure
i'm actually really glad i got an ask like this, i have seen some shipping discourse bubbling back up and it's just. can we not? enjoy what you enjoy, at the end of the day none of this is canon unless valve says otherwise, no need for the infighting. anyway, prepare for a text wall with barely any grammar.
pre-rescas: -i like to think that gordon and barney met very soon after gordon was hired and they got along like a match to a flame (is that the saying?), like barney came along on gordon's first tour of the facility and maybe even got lunch with him. -since the majority of workers at black mesa are most likely 30+, barney was especially drawn to gordon (not only because he was kinda cute) since there was finally another young and seemingly down to earth guy around. -honestly my favourite trope is having barney pine after gordon and try to suppress his major crush on him. -it's kinda sad to say or really acknowledge, but back in the 2000's and early 90's, obv lgbtq+ matters were not as accepted, i mean being called 'gay' was like the worst insult imaginable at the time. because of this, i do think barney would be a little wary of his own gay thoughts, maybe even dislike himself a little because of it. eventually i'm sure he'd grow to accept that he is, in fact, gay. -when it comes to the two hooking up, i really, really like the idea of their relationship being kept hush hush. it's pretty hot ngl and i think it would be the most plausible for their situation. -personally i don't really think barney nor gordon would call eachother pet names, or really say 'i love you' without hesistance. i feel like they'd show their affection in different ways, for gordon he'd show his love through gift giving i think. like the occassional snack for a tired barney on the night shift, or a box of donuts if he's feeling generous. -gordon always makes up excuses for why barney has to visit his dorm room so often. one day it's a faulty tap in the bathroom, or the next a clogged airvent. people seem to believe him because his voice is so monotone.
post-rescase/hl2: -during the years where gordon is abscent, barney, for the most part, holds out on hope that he will come back. over time, as barney gets older and older and nothing seems to be changing but only getting worse, he grows more cynical. i think that maybe 5 or so years before gordon's return, barney had forced himself to settle on the idea that he was not coming back. -after taking gordon into his office, he doesn't outright hug him or ball his eyes out, but it's so so obvious that he's feeling a bunch of old bottled up emotions when gordon looks into his eyes. gordon probably does give him a hug though. -however on gordon's end, i feel like things at the start would be a little awkward. his feelings are as strong as they were back then, as it hasn't been 2 decades for him. -i like to think that around the time when gordon arrived at kleiner's lab, that's when gordon approaches barney about their past and they maybe rekindle things, just a little. like maybe a longing look or kiss on the cheek. -honestly there's not really much i can say about hl2 as barney's appearances are so brief. basically i just think that they'd use every moment they had whilst the other was around to get a little closer again, even if they're not outright smoochin' it up or anything. -HOWEVER, in my happy little half-life, barney arrives at white forest with a group of rebels and he spends a few days in bed all patched up and gordon frequently visits his room and maybe even sleeps there with him, it had been quite a while since they'd met up again, gordon honestly thought barney had been blown tf up after the citadel's explosion. -they basically just hang out A LOT in white forest and eventually one of them works up the courage to start their relationship up again. -i think the idea of them once again sneaking away from crowded areas of the WF base so they can have a little privacy together is pretty cute, like they did in black mesa. -and if we're gonna enter hl3 territory, i think gordon, eli and barney would all set out into the arctic to do combine project borealis mossman stuff, and then save alyx :) amazing writing.
i probably have a lot more ideas floating around in my head but i think this is more than enough lol thanks for the ask, this was fun to put together!
#half life#half life 2#freehoun#my headcanons#all in all can we please just get along we all love this 25 year old game and its characters we dont need to 'pick a side'#there's so much creativity and talent in this community as a whole NOT just the shipping side of it i mean ALL OF IT#so i think all ships and art and headcanons should be celebrated and stuff ya know#even if a certain headcanon isn't for you thats ok you don't need to flame someone for it (unless it's like bordering illegal or something)#this goes for all fandoms tbh#we should all just be like vortigaunts#We are One within the Vortessence love thy neighbour or something idk
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@fadinggalaxysalad moving this to its own post because reasons
BUT ALSO
I feel like both of them look out for each other in different ways.
Touya, who grew up with money, who had to sit through his dad’s lectures about money, who has spent days worth of time listening to Enji’s financial advisor drone on and on about the accounts (he’s the oldest after all, the one that would inherit it all or at least the one that would be expected to hold it in trust until Shouto is old enough) would hear Harry wonder why Hagrid had his bank key and immediately flip his shit. Just “Some bastard you just met has full access to your money? Absolutely not. Demand to speak to the person in charge of you account right the fuck now and make them tell you what fuck was stupid enough to let this happen.”
Harry on the other hand, who had to learn to treat injuries with the bare minimum and suddenly had a whole world of healthcare opened up to him that he can hardly imagine, spends hours at the apothecary going over each and every salve and potion until he knows what can be used on muggles and what can’t and even a list of closely related allergens that occur non magically so he can put together a kit for them with detailed instructions for any possible injury.
#the elf talks#mha#bnha#harry potter#Touya is also very helpful with ‘that’s illegal in Japan you should check if that’s also illegal there’#let’s be real enji would never trust someone who wasn’t HIS to handle is possible legacy so Rei would get maybe a stipend to be handled#by Touya as well#Touya hates it tbh but it is now becoming incredibly helpful now that they know Harry has an entire fortune just sitting stagnant#Phoenix fire au
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macrocosmos.
#moments in time#emmermods#cryptidmods#who made the spell effects for macrocosmos this pretty#should be illegal#ffxiv gpose#ffxiv screenshots#au ra raen#warrior of light#tbh I was just playing with sparklies lmao
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Big massive thanks to my beautiful mutual @schadenfreude--rose, the cheese+milk rly made it just the right balance of spicy and creamy ilysm 🫶
#ganja's diary#also i bought crunchy seaweed and will be putting on everything from now on#the amount of cheese i put in should be illegal tbh
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taking this song away from Aaron's clutch because, truly, I spend way more time in overtime than he does
#at least when he's 20#this was brought to you by me working for 8 days in a row (which before you ask yes that's technically illegal)#and then working 6 days right after#I don't even get a full day off#I just wanted to complain tbh like nobody cares but I DO#should I kms to escape capitalism? be honest#also I know overtime is not the point of the song I was just trying to be funny and failed#Spotify
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It have always been the men with the sluttiest waists I'm so sorry about it
#i can't even explain it#it makes me want to put my arms around them and just hold them close jzehfnnhfrehf#androgynous men#with thin wAIST YEOUCH#kinda makes me want to put my teeth on it tbh#oh my gods what am i saying on the internet#yes i am very much ashamed of myself but MAN look at this WAIST#this should be illegal#whispers from atlantis
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