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I live in the world where the red flag never happened and Pierre finishing P5.
😭😭😭😭
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So the Ghost Zone counts as its own domain right? Then I propose foreign exchange student Danny Fenton.
He's very quiet and very smart but more importantly, he's pretty dodgy about his country or origin. He's never given a straight answer about where he comes from. Only saying things like "oh we're big on combat sports" or "technically we're a monarchy but there hasn't been a king since the last one was locked away for being a tyrant". It's to the point where students have made a running bet to see who can figure out Danny's country of origin first. And Tim plans to win that bet.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#hyper prompts#danny's just trying to get an education#no need to mess that up by accidentally exposing he's a part of a race classified as “non-sentient”#but he still wants to share stuff about the ghost zone with his new friends#so half truths it is!
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I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.
it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"
plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.
anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.
#blazing saddles#finx watches tv#finx rambles#I recognize that I'm saying all this as someone who's not black#but I am also saying it as someone with a basic understanding of race relations in the usa#and a basic understanding of sarcasm#bc it really does not take more than that to recognize what they're doing in this movie#it is NOT subtle#and it is very funny#mel brooks movies are kinda hit or miss for me ngl#men in tights is great if a bit too crass for my taste#spaceballs has great jokes but the central story lacks any real heart so it doesn't grab me#history of the world was just kind of unpleasant and then I switched it off#but blazing saddles? phenomenal#I could not stop laughing the whole way through#and the central story DOES have heart bc it's the friendship between bart and#whassisname#jim#the Kid#plus bart working out how to succeed at an impossible task#also frankly cleavon little just grounds the comedy really well even before gene wilder shows up and we get their chemistry#bc he's cool calm collected and constantly inviting the audience into the joke#but the character's not too cool to ever mess up or ever be silly#he makes bad choices and gets into bad situations and then has to get himself out of them#but it's.....oh wait duh there's a term for this already#he's the straight man#he grounds all the zany nonsense by being in strong contrast to it#and he does a great job of it!#anyway#point is I deeply enjoyed this movie and I'm glad I finally watched it
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Listen I just love these two sm
I love how they are chaos buddies
And yet simultaneously Omega is the only one Echo trusts to be responsible when he's gone
also their little nicknames are you kidding me that's so cute!
#just the smile in his voice when he says “affirmative havoc 5”#and the shit eating grin when he says “race you to the landing zone��#he was the responsible mom when with the batch but now he gets to mess with them#he's so proud of his little sister#also love how he's always kneeling down to be on her level#and how they look out each other#and totally have shared/similar trauma#and how they're both the moral compass heart of the squad always convincing them to help others#and how she's always so excited to see him#i love them#the bad batch#tbb omega#tbb echo#arc trooper echo#gifset
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Damian, Jason just wanted a hug. He thought that his baby brother was hugging him. The poor man is so touched starved but this was SO funny
From: Robin #5 (2021)
#batman#jason todd#red hood#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#red robin#nightwing#jason#damian wayne#Robin#Damian#Robin 5#damian electrocuting Jason#jason Todd is a touch starved man#jason todd is a good brother#they’re brothers your honor#dc comics#I feel so bad but this was SO funny#it’s a rooftop race to catch Damian#because Damian is running away to join a dangerous tournament#dick just lets him go in the end#Jason calls Damian junior#I actually like Damian’s little pointy shoes#rose wilson#ravager#Jason looks so betrayed at the end#Damian please you’re messing with Jason’s trust issues
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a drawing of miku by a white person wearing a hoodie is not indicative of culture
they think i'm white, chat.
#ask me#anon#i'm not relitigating this mess again but it's always funny when people make shit up about me to try to take me down#on the most banal shit. newsflash you moron. the miku i drew wasn't white either. she was meant to be my race#can ya guess which one that is. you get three tries#truly i hope you're just being a weirdo troll anon. otherwise the only other option is you're an asshole idiot which is worse#deleting this later i'm done with this dumb discourse
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Monaco giveth and Canada taketh away.
#more specifically#ferrari’s engine issues and messed up strategy taketh away#why can’t we have nice things for more than one race in a row?#f1#formula 1#formula one#charles leclerc#cl16#scuderia ferrari#canada gp 2024#canadian gp 2024
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LEXI LOVE • rupaul’s drag race 17.02 alter ego lipsync ↳ for anon + @theevrmore
#flashing gif#lexi love#rpdr 17#rpdredit#rupaul's drag race#rpdr#drag race#gif*#rq#this is a mess pls dont look at me 🙈
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I'm not sure if trains have to eat, but if they do, I know right well that dinnertime at the Freight shed takes at least an hour every night.
First off, there's an argument every time over who has to set the table, which usually ends with Porter passive-aggressively slamming the cutlery against the table to let everybody in the shed know that he's the one who stepped up and did it.
Then dinner actually begins.
Rusty's always about fifteen minutes late to the meal cause he's out practising, and by the time he gets back, the others have eaten about half his food.
Slick uses like- half a bottle of ketchup and gets in trouble for using that much off Momma. Hydra starts gagging cause he can't stand the smell, and she jokingly shoves a piece of food covered in ketchup in his face and he almost gets sick.
Lumber and Porter start having a petty argument that ends in food being thrown, and Lumber spilling his drink everywhere.
Hydra starts yapping about hydrogen, and Lumber threatens to find a way to shove potatoes in his tank. That shuts him up for a while.
Slick starts at least one major argument a dinner by bringing up a topic none of them agree on that ends in everyone getting in a food fight, including Rusty and Momma. The reason for the argument is forgotten after about ten minutes.
Momma does make them all help clean up afterwards, or else they won't get any ice cream.
#the biology here doesnt make sense but its fine!#its just a fun headcanon#freight family dinners are a full blown event#just. everything is a mess but its a fun mess.#the topic they fight over is usually the races#they never agree on it#but they end up having so much fun with a food fight that they just completely forget#anyhoo#starlight express#stex#stex london 2024#the freight trains#momma mccoy#rusty the steam engine#porter the coal truck#lumber the wood truck#slick the oil tanker#hydra the hydrogen tanker#stex headcanons
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COUGH COUGH- chapter 11 GUESS WHO'S THERE?
Happy feels :D
#transformers one#deceptibee au#digital art#transformers one fanfiction#maccadam#bumblebee#cliffjumper#I like the red one#mess with cliffjumper#you get the HORNS#WOOOOO#I'm just so happy#I want to see him in the next movie#He was in the race!#hopefully he doesn't die#please
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by popular demand, the razor doing razor things + with shoddily cut hair as an anon very wisely suggested
#yes ik centerpiece is arms race not razor but shh.....shhhhhh..........#took a while messing with her more sharp look. was fun#sen's drawing again...#slay the princess#my art#stp the razor#blood tw#tw blood#SORRY I FORGOT .
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kmag: these penalties aren’t fair. i get punished for “safety hazards” that are really just minor infringements, meanwhile ricciardo was let off easy after nearly sending nico into the barrier at 300 kph.
stewards: yeah, about that… we should probably point out that nico’s contact with yuki was not only nico’s own fault but way more dangerous tha–
kmag: sorry, maybe you didn’t hear me correctly. i said THE NEXT PERSON WHO LAYS HANDS ON MY HUSBAND–––
#kmag#kevin magnussen#nico hulkenberg#nh27#km20#haasbands#hulknussen#kmag/hulk#haas#haas f1 team#gay dads energy#guard dog kmag#he will do ANYTHING for his husband#watch out the next time he’s allowed to race#0 penalty points?#we’re gonna have an 18-car pile up#so hulk can get his first podium#rip danny ric#you don’t know what you’ve started#you mess with the hulk you get the viking#pure fucking danish menace#my favorite dane#i’m so ready for this#adorable#true love#f1#formula 1#f1 2024
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#logan sargeant#williams racing#formula 1#f1#james vowles#idk is this anything#mine#ik I messed up the quote#I’m too lazy to fix it
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Lando Review 50/? • Dec 2021 • Abu Dhabi GP
#rewatched this quali + the race#what a mess#lando did great though it puncture aside#lando review#lando norris#mclaren unboxed#nice to hit 50 in this series at abu dhabi. seems right
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My world shattering when I realize that Chilchuck is underweight
Post-canon Chilchuck stops dieting and gains weight real
Edit: I am going to SCREAM
#Dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#give him the dad bod. He earned his beer belly#It makes me sad please retire and let yourself live. Gonna draw him chubby.#Someone mentioned that with the changeling incident halfling Marcille and dwarf Laios had a hard time keeping up with the others’ pace#Which implied that Chilchuk is normally kind of running everywhere with the party#He doesn’t look toned tho he looks like he’s all skin and bones nooooo#Senshi feed this man#i reblogged with more evidence/interesting stuff btw#Isn’t it kinda messed up how half-foots don’t show the same physical signs of starving that other races do?#Who knows how many of them are malnourished. You can’t tell at a look#That does tie in with how other races dismiss them and their struggles tbh. Such “small” and “hard to notice” problems
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I hate when I can’t stop drawing a character
#cak3art#drawing#art#realisticdrawing#ellis left 4 dead 2#left 4 dead fanart#left 4 dead#left 4 dead 2#l4d2 fanart#l4d fanart#ellis l4d2#ellis#swear it’s so hard to actually work out his face when every goddamn reference screenshot is just a pixel mess#i tried really hard#l4d2 racing au
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