#kmag/hulk

[logan-lieutenant]

Kmag: The next person who lays hands on my husband-

Hulk: Babe, calm down, there’s no need to get angry

Stewards: After the contact in Monza, w-

Hulk: THE NEXT PERSON WHO LAYS HANDS ON MY HUSBAND

[fernando-jpg]

from enemies

to lovers

[sinnerenjoyer]

mag and hulk really do match each others 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

this is the funniest video ever oh my god

[tetheredbysin]

with the announcement of carlos signing with williams, there's also been a lot of talk about rookies for the remaining seats.

which led my brain into making me have a dream where the 4 remaining seats were all filled, not with rookies, but with retired drivers.

jenson button to alpine, sebastian vettel to vcarb, nico rosberg to mercedes, kimi räikkönen to sauber.

what a beautiful place my mind is to live in.

[sea-shelly]

'nycks sacking isn't good for the reputation of red bull' ah yes. red bull's reputation for being 💕uwu luvvy duvvy 💕 team is sadly RUINED by this. red bull's famous approach of 'u go as slow or as fast as u want sweetie' has now proven to be nothing but lies. terrible.

[drspleenmeister]

Could someone please pass the memo to Ferrari?!

[pitconfirm]

do u like kmag x hulkenberg ?

honestly I find their relationship to be one of the most compelling… there’s just something about two blonde men evolving from a sexually charged rivalry to a sexually charged friendship. and hulk’s somewhat one-sided obsession with kmag… delicious. their combined level of insanity is like ten billion on the scoville scale

[alonsoings]

can’t believe haas is going through reverse twink death

[schumigrace]

u can't deny that this is tactical genius from haas

[t-nd-rfoot]

The fact that Haas is doing well this season yet St*ener still can’t keep Mick’s name out of his fucking mouth

[mallwalker]

i just really dont understand why f1 teams keep giving daniel ricciardo contracts literally everyone involved would be happier if he went to any other series. indycar would love you man what are you doing fighting for an rb seat

[logan-lieutenant]

kmag: these penalties aren’t fair. i get punished for “safety hazards” that are really just minor infringements, meanwhile ricciardo was let off easy after nearly sending nico into the barrier at 300 kph.

stewards: yeah, about that… we should probably point out that nico’s contact with yuki was not only nico’s own fault but way more dangerous tha–

kmag: sorry, maybe you didn’t hear me correctly. i said THE NEXT PERSON WHO LAYS HANDS ON MY HUSBAND–––

[skitskatdacat63]

I was racking my brain trying to think of who this would be, first thought being that it would be one of the top teams, but then I remembered ITS FUCKING HAAS!!!!! What an insane stat, wow.

[danthropologie]

anyways thinking about how in daniels first full season in f1 he qualified p6 in that shit box toro rosso at Bahrain

there's a reason he had the reputation of being an absolute MONSTER in qualifying thru the first part of his career!!!

[johnnytoronto]

hmm...ok. why's this kinda...

[shelby-4753]

Haas resigning KMag and Hulk for ‘24 proves how unserious they are. Zero ambition. Laughable!