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Kmag: The next person who lays hands on my husband-
Hulk: Babe, calm down, there’s no need to get angry
Stewards: After the contact in Monza, w-
Hulk: THE NEXT PERSON WHO LAYS HANDS ON MY HUSBAND
#f1#formula 1#haas#haas f1 team#haasbands#hulknussen#nico hulkenberg#kevin magnussen#kmag/hulk#guard dog kmag#special guest guard dog nico#nico first podium in baku?#this is for my dear who couldn’t be with us today#racing#motorsport#f1 2024
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from enemies
to lovers
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honorable mention
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mag and hulk really do match each others 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴
this is the funniest video ever oh my god
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with the announcement of carlos signing with williams, there's also been a lot of talk about rookies for the remaining seats.
which led my brain into making me have a dream where the 4 remaining seats were all filled, not with rookies, but with retired drivers.
jenson button to alpine, sebastian vettel to vcarb, nico rosberg to mercedes, kimi räikkönen to sauber.
what a beautiful place my mind is to live in.
#i think i'm just mentally stuck in 2014#take me back to when things were better#also in that dream kmag was also signed to sauber so they had three drivers for whatever reason???#maybe he was just security detail for hulk#jenson button#sebastian vettel#nico rosberg#kimi raikkonen#formula 1#f1#mercedes#sauber#alpine#vcarb#red bull racing#williams racing#haas f1 team#mclaren#aston martin
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'nycks sacking isn't good for the reputation of red bull' ah yes. red bull's reputation for being 💕uwu luvvy duvvy 💕 team is sadly RUINED by this. red bull's famous approach of 'u go as slow or as fast as u want sweetie' has now proven to be nothing but lies. terrible.
#the things one has to be subjected to#if u want me to feel sorry for nyck devries i simply do not#here's a list of other drivers i think should be sacked immediately: kmag hulk gasly#actually shorter than i thought. have i gone soft?#this is absolutely how they are with max though which is hysterical to me
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Thank you oomfie (@foksmashAdoor) for creating this for me (I was complaining too much)
#this is the only true announcement I will believe#PLEASE KEEP HIM ON THE GRID IMA KMS#Sauber wants me to end my life#kevin magnussen and nico hulk#haasbands#kmag to sauber#sauber
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Could someone please pass the memo to Ferrari?!
#charlos#kmag#hulk#kevin magnussen#nico hulkenberg#team mates who ice bath together don’t suck each other’s balls#foksmash#charles leclerc#carlos sainz
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do u like kmag x hulkenberg ?
honestly I find their relationship to be one of the most compelling… there’s just something about two blonde men evolving from a sexually charged rivalry to a sexually charged friendship. and hulk’s somewhat one-sided obsession with kmag… delicious. their combined level of insanity is like ten billion on the scoville scale
#I’ve always liked hulk idrk why there was a point where everyone here kinda hated him#there’s something delicious to me about a guy who looks kinda macho and boring but is actually sassy and cunty#and kmag… I do not share my love for kmag enough bc he really is that bitch#(positive)#asks
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can’t believe haas is going through reverse twink death
#kmag i will avenge you#hulk you have a seat you’ll be okay#f1#haas f1#kevin magnussen#nico hulkenberg#km20#nh27
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kmag: these penalties aren’t fair. i get punished for “safety hazards” that are really just minor infringements, meanwhile ricciardo was let off easy after nearly sending nico into the barrier at 300 kph.
stewards: yeah, about that… we should probably point out that nico’s contact with yuki was not only nico’s own fault but way more dangerous tha–
kmag: sorry, maybe you didn’t hear me correctly. i said THE NEXT PERSON WHO LAYS HANDS ON MY HUSBAND–––
#kmag#kevin magnussen#nico hulkenberg#nh27#km20#haasbands#hulknussen#kmag/hulk#haas#haas f1 team#gay dads energy#guard dog kmag#he will do ANYTHING for his husband#watch out the next time he’s allowed to race#0 penalty points?#we’re gonna have an 18-car pile up#so hulk can get his first podium#rip danny ric#you don’t know what you’ve started#you mess with the hulk you get the viking#pure fucking danish menace#my favorite dane#i’m so ready for this#adorable#true love#f1#formula 1#f1 2024
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u can't deny that this is tactical genius from haas
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The fact that Haas is doing well this season yet St*ener still can’t keep Mick’s name out of his fucking mouth
#that man is an absolute showboat and has 0 value to the sport#he’s been obsessed with hulk since the announcement#and rightfully so now since hulk is outperforming kmag#and the man still insists on using the schumacher name for his own publicity#he’s the one who keeps insisting mick is old news yet will mention him every chance he gets#i hate him. i actually hate him#this and the fact that he (g*nther) has a book called ‘surviving to drive’#tell me how low and pathetic can he actually get 😭#man doesn’t know who he is without being attached to netflix#mick schumacher#haas f1#anti haas#formula 1#f1
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i just really dont understand why f1 teams keep giving daniel ricciardo contracts literally everyone involved would be happier if he went to any other series. indycar would love you man what are you doing fighting for an rb seat
#charlie dot txt#f1#this goes for hulk and kmag too but at least nobody is deluding themselves into thinking theyre fighting for wins
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I was racking my brain trying to think of who this would be, first thought being that it would be one of the top teams, but then I remembered ITS FUCKING HAAS!!!!! What an insane stat, wow.
#i vividly remember kmag's pole. what a wild day!!#i didnt know him really back then but to see someone win their first pole was really emotional tbh#and then fucking hulk 😭😭#im obsessed w brazil 2010 so ofc i remember him in the quali day pics#im not a fan of his but gah another driver cursed by winning big too young and never reaching that height again#catie.rambling.txt
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