GUYS. scenario where steph introduces the girls to chappell roan and gets them hooked
Duke: it’s oddly quiet around the manor today
loud bass/music thumping in the distance
Damian: I liked the newfound silence. but of course now that you said something you’ve jinxed it
Dick walking in: hey have you guys seen the girls?
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jason coming to check something on the bat computer:
the girls: H-O-T-T-O-G-O YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO
jason: …what the fuck
bonus if tim is there. double bonus if he’s in drag
yes kate is the lesbian but i feel like she wouldn’t lurk on the right internet spaces/wouldn’t be listening to modern pop to discover chappell until it’s played for her by the kids. THEN she binges the whole discography learns every song and takes the girls to a chappell concert. yes selina joins them.
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If we get a 10 minute sex scene in season 3 im doing to liquify the book and inject it to my bloodstream
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TMA au but it’s just Gerry posting insane things like “here’s *another piece of his art which is super impressive* sorry it took so long I was in prison” and “hey I haven’t been active for two months I was tracking down a cult got into a fight with a member and we both landed in a hospital (he died but that was not because of the fight)” and his comments are just people spamming “WHO ARE YOU???”
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watching scar and joel's episodes first and hearing impulse shouting that grian knew there was a cave system when he suggested the vertical mining thing and I was thinking "lol I'm sure grian figured that there was a cave system below but i don't think he knew for sure" and then i watch grian's episode where he stumbles upon the cavern and starts cheerfully explaining how he hopes the vertical mining will end up killing someone for demise and i just. i should not be surprised like yeah ok typical grian behavior.
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ghost hunting alone? c'mon now, be smarter than that
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Suguru Geto: I was incapable of laughing in a world like this.
Also Suguru Geto:
This you, bruh? 🤨🤭
Update: 06.22.2023
MORE HAPPY GETO ALLEGATIONS in the CD Jacket Cover of JJK S2 Opening
Bffr, Suguru... Gojo's not that funny. You just down bad. 😝
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request: alyx and gordon both unconvincingly pretend to have never seen a microwave in their lives. he is but a poor relic of the pre-war past and she is but the naive offspring of the broken world, such technology is beyond them /j
they think they’re fucking hilarious (they are)
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rereading the scene of Rhys tormenting Tamlin in ACOFAS is just like…wow…i wish y’all would BANG IT OUT ALREADY ‼️‼️‼️
“I have EVERYTHING and I’m so HAPPY and so ABOVE YOU but I’m gonna come torment you anyway, just because I feel like it and NOT because I’ve secretly been attracted to you for the past four centuries…🙄”
yeah…i bet they’re not the only thing aching to be near his throat 😏
noticing his muscle mass is crazyyyy like this shit is GAY YOUR HONOR!!! 👩⚖️
your…mate…who…is…everything…you’ve…WISHED…and…DREAMED…of…and…BEGGED…for…isn’t…ENOUGH??? (he literally just thought that 20 lines earlier btw😭)
ohhh don’t we ALL want feral Tamlin oh brother, back of the line, buddy!!! 😑🫵
I just know Rhys was punchin the fuck out of the air on the way home he wanted to wrestle with that man badddddd
feeling a “hollowness” in the stomach over seeing someone in despair is just the other end of the spectrum for “something glowed in his chest” I’M SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES!!!
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I think post-canon Dirk would be impossible to locate at any given time.
That story about the 8 euro cafe breakfast is true, by the way. Paris breakfasts are strange and full of carbs
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