#this one’s defective
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I randomly remembered the pure chaotic mess of Midnight, Texas and the found family of misfits who almost uniformly have the world’s most outlandish names.
Please talk me out of incorporating them into my Teen Wolf fic series. I never get any of it posted because I’m writing it out of order and now my brain wants to add a side-quest and half a dozen more characters?!?!
How big is the crossover between the Midnight, Texas and Teen Wolf fandoms?
#teen wolf#midnight texas#crossovers#am writing#too many characters#fanfic idea#fanfic writing#anyone want to exchange brains?#this one’s defective
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He definitely bites :3c
#i love these two gay losers sm#tis the season of doomed yaoi#cept they’re totally fucking in this one and starscream defected to be with his marshmallow bf#…probably#magma doodles#transformers#maccadam#skystar#Starscream#skyfire#jetfire#my art
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— You see, my people lack a sense of aesthetics.
— That’s too bad.
— I sometimes think so as well.
#deep space nine#ds9#star trek#weyoun#corat damar#dayoun#.m#my headcanon is that one of the first signs that weyoun 6 was defective was that he sometimes caught himself thinking of damar as ‘handsome’#rather than ‘symmetrical’ or ‘apparently good looking by cardassian standards’
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I NEED EVERYONE TO STOP WHAT THEY’RE DOING AND PLEASE LOOK AT THIS GOD AWFUL TYPHLOSION PLUSH WE FOUND AT A CANDY STORE DOWNTOWN. YES WE BOUGHT HIM.







GOOD GOD HE’S SO UGLY. WE LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I THINK HIS NAME IS FINKLE.
#HES AWFUL#HES SO IMPORTANT#WE FUCKING LOVE HI#M#I THOUGHT HE WAS A BOOTLEG BUT HE’S ACTUALLY AN OFFICIAL PLUSH#HE JUST CAME OUT LIKE SHIT#FACTORY FUCKED MY MAN FINKLE UP‼️#the one of him being weighed……….#he weighs .21 pounts.#Typhlosion#Pokémon#pokemon plush#pokemon merch#pokemon bootleg#error plush#factory error ! oopsie daisy !#he’s built different. different doesn’t mean good (I love him)#defective plush??????#faulty error !!!#edit: OKAY NO YEAH HES DEFINITELY A BOOTLEG BUT BASED OFF AN OFFICIAL PLUSH#bootleg plush#bootleg
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part of tomorrow's re-opening includes a small restock of some old favs with a fresh look... 🌟
you can get them TOMORROW (february 7th) at 7PM EST!!
#stardew valley#merch#so much happier with the quality of these ones!! \o/#DISCLAIMER; some of them will be VERY limited due to some defect prints#and i won't be getting replacements until later this month#if at all#because. tariffs. 🥲#so if you've ever wanted one - now's the time
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personally, i think phainon has more potential to be yandere than mydei in a romantic relationship
while mydei’s feelings are intense and pure and fierce, phainon would be so sticky and truly spare no expense in ensuring you’re happy and safe, he would get insecure and jealous if you paid attention to others more than him and whine until you give him hugs and kisses (metaphorical tail wagging), he needs a daily dose of your affection or he gets sad, he tells you he loves you and needs reassurance that you do too
because of you, he HAS to return from any missions outside okhema and make sure everything is okay, he would lose his smile and turn apoplectic if he learnt something dangerous was out to get you
let’s say that the trailblazer and dan heng’s arrival to okhema during the beginning of amphoreus was with a more off his rockers phainon
#phainon x reader#i can assure you that phainon was worried SICK about his sweetheart being in danger#in this AU version algaea does not consider phainon the perfect vessel#because he is obsessed with you#algaea doesn’t blame you it’s just fact that you’re phainon’s weakness#aglaea knows she has to keep you safe otherwise phainon would#well he would still follow the prophecy but no one wants a vengeful deliverer in his place#hsr x reader#honkai star rail#the chrysos heirs have defects and curses and phainon’s is that he loves you too fiercely#brief yandere mentions#hsr yandere#maybe
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dads will take photos of you that are so bad that you develop 30 new complexes and insecurities you never had before

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Just realized that you could write a canon-compliant, Wei Wuxian-centric fic with no mention, allusion, or reference to Jiang Cheng, but you couldn’t write a canon-compliant, Jiang Cheng-centric fic without bringing up Wei Wuxian, and I just think this sums up their characters so neatly.
#mdzs#jiang cheng#was just thinking about how jc stans should be banned from writing fics that feature wwx#only to realize that they literally cannot lmao#because what is jc if he isn’t in a one-man competition with wwx?#what is jc if he isn’t molding his verg life around his inferiority to wwx?#meanwhile wwx is minding his business and living his best life#particularly after defecting and ESPECIALLY after resurrection and getting with lwj#wwx spent his childhood striving to be his own person#while jc spent his striving to be better than wwx#and then continued that into his adulthood#shameful AND pathetic lol
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not enough discussion about the gavins' complicated relationship with feminine-coded/beauty products, i don't think.
#for klavier because it's not as direct it's about how we never see him actually wearing lipstick? even though apollo literally attends#a concert of his which is where you'd most expect him to wear makeup. but apparently he just doesnt. or at least not in public#klavier gavin#kristoph gavin#i feel like there are several ways you can read into it. the misogyny/toxic masculinity one is really obvious clearly with kristoph's#singling out of men specifically and klavier's (probably accidental?) condescending manner of calling women 'fraulein' plus his general#mildly patronising attitude towards many of the women in the game (also probably unintentional)#(i think he's trying to be charming and it's coming off wrong to some of them. like ema. and me.)#but i feel like there's also maybe an element of... inherent perfecfionism to it? like both of these products are conventionally beautifyin#products and kristoph while he is open to showing people he uses nail polish specifically chooses one that's clear and missable unless you#see him apply it. he also feels the need to justify his use of it and specifically spell it out as something he chooses to do rather than#needs to do even though duh. that should be obvious.#idk there's just something about his seeming need to take control of that narrative that i find interesting. his need to spin it into a#'there's nothing wrong with my nails but I had the foresight to see that even the smallest parts of my appearance should be kept immaculate#and it's a choice i'm making to refine an already adequate part of my personage /not/ to cover some unsightly defect.' the need to emphasis#that specifically is so. hm. and with klavier i could see it being a case of him liking makeup liking the pops of colour yet being unwillin#to admit to it because he's afraid that other people might see it as him being dissatisfied with his own appearance regardless of if he is#or isn't. or even just perceiving colourful makeup as being unseemly because it's so overt and unnatural.#like i can see this as them both viewing 'real' beauty to be that which is inherent to a person and seemingly effortless#thus somehow negating the beauty which one achieves through cosmetics or other external means.#and if you want to use external means to achieve beauty or neatness or whatever then your only valid options are those which blend into you#natural state. like clear nail polish. or really awful spray tan.#i feel like klavier's less confined by these ideas (if they hold merit at all) considering he actually owns coloured lipstick and he wears#jewellery (admittedly quite 'masculine' jewellery no gems or pearls or anything like that but jewellery nonetheless) but i think it just#makes it more interesting that he doesnt seem quite able to cross the line anyway. like it's that ingrained into his system.#anyway that's all i've got. you guys should tell me what you think too#annotations
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#papa emeritus ii#secondo#papa secondo#secondo emeritus#ghost bc#the band ghost#my art#digital art#aaaaa#hi i have gnost brainrot#i made a roblox cosplay of secondo to match a friend's primo and now im here 3 days later with this#it goes hard. I do not know what to do now#roblox cosplay only adds on the shades and the baby snek#snek is supposed to be a baby red-tailed green ratsnake#snek is currently unnamed!#i also added birthmarks/beauty marks based on his mask's defects#there's also a cigar burn based on that one specific big circular mark on his neck#hope y'all enjoy it ^^
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still have artblock but heres some stuff I've done since last time 👍
#dont ask why i made a su au i had a vision and needed to comply immediately#although gus was originally going to be a spinel and matt was going to be a bismuth#yes theyre both defective#matt is physically but for gus i think hes just seen the horrors#scott pilgrim anime was SO GOOD#as a fan of the comics myself i rlly had fun w this adaptation#gideon and matthew should kiss#save me evil ex gm#also thats my pokemon character in the last one :3#the owl house#toh#the owl house fanart#toh fanart#gus porter#toh gus#toh gus porter#mattholomule#toh mattholomule#toh matt#gustholomule#one piece#steven universe#chainsaw man#denji hayakawa
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Soukoku has ruined it for me...
Any other pairing for Chuuya and Dazai in whatever context you wanna take it - platonic, romantic, found family, soulmates, enemies, frenemies etc etc - one can't be without the other or in the same capacity what they have with each other...
Like, I can never imagine Dazai getting frustrated with anyone and downright saying to their face - 'You're no ray of sunshine either' - other than Chuuya
or Chuuya ever saying - 'I used corruption because i trusted you' to anyone other than Dazai (tbf, he literally can't say even if he wants to, unless it's another nullifier)
or Dazai spending day and night, thinking up ways to annoy anyone but Chuuya
or Chuuya doing a rich girl impression or equivalent just because someone said he will do so
or Dazai talking about how anyone's ability is too overpowered and its final form, sound equal parts smug, fond and worried
or Chuuya looking at any agency fight and thinking, if it was Dazai there won't have been a fight to begin with
or Dazai planting a bomb under any of his friends/colleague's car, fully certain it won't harm them
or Chuuya shooting his subordinates out of their discussed plan, just to shut them up because they were getting cringe
Or you know - the in general - devising a whole plan, heading into enemy's side, getting stabbed with poison and trusting the other will save you, without any sort of communication what so ever.
And the said other person, doing exactly as was expected of them and activating the uncontrollable part of their ability, without any confirmation of the only person known to deactivate is even alive.
One shotting the other in head, the other letting it happen.
One trusting the other with their humanity, and other making sure to keep it intact.
One getting kidnapped and leaving a clue that only the other could connect.
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I mean, you could argue one or two of these things can happen with either half of Soukoku and someone else, but all of these?
They may have n number of different kinds of relations with all the other's from bsd verse, but what they have with each other is unique and it's only them who will have that kind of thing...
I'm not saying they are a ideal - friends, enemies, couple.... Partners
What I'm saying is, what ever they are to each other - is the best they will get... it's one of a kind - only piece available in the whole world
#the question of what are Soukoku#are they friends?#enemies?#soulmates?#frenemies?#no one knows#soukoku's unconventional mating rituals#this is mostly about shipping#but even if we forget about shipping#it still stands#it's like once you start having fries and milkshake together you cant go back#bonus if you dip the fries in milkshake#don't know who is fries and who is milkshake amongst soukoku though#for me at least#Dazai may have built new and strong connections after his defection#Or Chuuya may have many new members he cares about#but the bond or connection they share with each other is one of a kind#unique#soukoku headcanons#bsd#bungou stray dogs#chuuya nakahara#dazai osamu#soukoku#bsd spoilers#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#bungo stray dogs#bsd manga
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Vinsmoke Bros dropping in for Sanji who changed after wearing raid suit (full or near full Germa mode; body, emotions, all) to get him to Germa 66 but he is just like "Why the fuck would I go? Strawhats treat me like I deserve to be treated (loved very much and cherished) and you never did. Also you all are losers and my captain can walk y'all like dogs LMAO, bye"
Black Leg Sanji who was designed as weapon of Germa 66, to serve under the tyranny rule of Judge Vinsmoke.
Black Leg Sanji, who has decided that he has no loyalty to "his" kingdom or flag other than the Jolly Roger in a straw hat, and the only king he will serve is the future Pirate King.
#basically germa!Sanji who stays loyal to strawhats#set somewhere after Nika release#also final blow for Vinsmoke bros#bcuz before Sanji was defected so of course he won't do what he should#but now? it's something else#ichiji might already know that but still#one piece#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#he is not a vinsmoke >:(#vinsmoke ichiji#vinsmoke niji#vinsmoke yonji#vinsmoke family#vinsmoke siblings#shitpost
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Little guys!! The second one has arrived!


Yippee!
#dca fandom#look at them!#joyous#the moon one is kinda weird tho#he’s a little defective but that’s alright#:)
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Saw this post and had exactly one (1) thought
#there NEEDS to be an au in which hornblower defects at this juncture to the republicans. it NEEDS to exist#ah well one of these days i will write the jedao two au and it will involve mariette and hornblower republicanism and such#pick the right side girl. i know you have it in you (you definitely don't)#perce rambles#hornblower#percy yells at cecil scott#<- i think i'm going to start tagging all my original hornblowerposts with this just so i can keep them all together
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Why did the Lan Wangji, Lan Xichen, Nie Mingjue, and Jin Guangyao get fancy names from the war and Wei Wuxian didn't?
Lan Xichen had his title before the war, because Wei Wuxian uses it during the Cloud Recesses arc:
Wei WuXian grinned, “ZeWu-Jun, what are you two going out for?”
—Chapt. 16: Refinement, exr
We're not actually told that Nie Mingjue's title came from the war from what I’ve seen—though he's definitely referred by it during the war, which is when his earliest flashbacks begins.
As for Wei Wuxian, he did get a title from the war: The Yiling Patriarch.
#mdzs asks#anon#wwx is called the yiling patriarch before he defects from the jiang#this is also a sorta nitpick but#lwj may have gotten his title during the (very beginning of the) war#but his title was given by the people and was independent of the war#jgy is the only one who we are explicitly told#got his title from his actions during the war
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