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Sunday Comix: “Settings”

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not gay not bisexual but developing a new sinister sexuality where im looney toons level obsessed with a single guy and put him into contraptions

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hi can we play staring and breathing together

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good ice breaker questions for the first date:

are we truly stuck?

are we going to overwinter here? in the pack?

what should my costume be for carnivale?

have you noticed your gums bleeding?

do you believe a man has a soul?

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you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

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like a fool i have always forgiven the dc metro system every time it fucks me over because the stupid sexy 70s brutalist aesthetic is just too swag i am sorry

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A New "Evil Island" Has Been Discovered in the Galapagos - And Yep, The Finches There Evolved to Kick Babies

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pet play with a girl who only ever had a pet rock: *gets picked up and thrown at the floor really hard* (she had a rough childhood and abused her pet rock frequently as an outlet)

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you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

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you see me smiling at my phone like a giddy little lovestruck schoolgirl. you ask me if its a boy thats got me smiling like that. i nod and show you my phone. there is a 62 year old man on my screen

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Something i hate about misogyny is that women aren't allowed to be funny in a subtle or deadpan way without men being like hark wench and peddle not your falsehoods- be they born of malice or of naivitee you know not what your wicked misdeeds hath wrought upon this algorithm