#ichiji might already know that but still

[unrelatedsideblog]

Vinsmoke Bros dropping in for Sanji who changed after wearing raid suit (full or near full Germa mode; body, emotions, all) to get him to Germa 66 but he is just like "Why the fuck would I go? Strawhats treat me like I deserve to be treated (loved very much and cherished) and you never did. Also you all are losers and my captain can walk y'all like dogs LMAO, bye"

Black Leg Sanji who was designed as weapon of Germa 66, to serve under the tyranny rule of Judge Vinsmoke.

Black Leg Sanji, who has decided that he has no loyalty to "his" kingdom or flag other than the Jolly Roger in a straw hat, and the only king he will serve is the future Pirate King.

[zethsdumpster]

One again pulling what I wrote on the discord server and putting it here:

Sora and Ivankov are friends (also Sora is trans) and so Ivankov helps Sora and her children escape Germa.

It's a surprise attack, it was supposed to be a secret quick in and out, but they needed to do STH to stop Judge from immediately going after them, so goodbye laboratories. Sora can barely stay up but she manages to get all her children before Ivankov finds her. They don't take them to Baltigo, they meet up at a meeting up first with Dragon.

However, their disguised ship ends up being attacked by Zeff's pirates, and it happens as canon, till they're rescued by Ivankon and they finally go meet Dragon and he's to suggest windmill village, so they take them there. (Zeff stays with them)

It doesn't take them long to meet Makino, she befriends Sora instantly and decides to help them out, Ivankov has treated the kids to try to undo what Judge did, but it obv won't go away that easily, they're a little lost on how to help them be normal-er but they're trying, and Sanji is flourishing as a cook with Zeff and Makino. Theres a lot of kicking on Zeff's part.

Finally, Makino decides that they should have some friends their age, and who better than Luffy and his brothers? So up the mountain they go, Zeff doesn't go with them but Sora does, she and Sanji baked some pastries as a gift.

ASL and 124 obv clash on sight, they end up brawling until Zeff arrives and kicks them all.

Sora decides to regularly go up the mountain, even tho she doesn't really have the strength to do so, but she insists it'll be good for her and her children, and she manages to become Dandan's bestie much to the other woman's chagrin.

ASL adore Sora, Ace specially practically imprinted like a baby duck, it awakens some jealousy in the quadruplets (that's *their* mom after all)

Their rivalry becomes more and more friendly with time.

When Sora ends up bedridden, ASL and Dadan end up going down the mountain to visit regularly

They're very shaken up by Sabo's "death", Yonji is with Dogra when looking for Sabo, meaning, he gets to see the explosion and be extra traumatised by Sabo's "death", later he'll realise Sabo was his first love

And then it'll turn out that Sabo ain't dead uwu

It's the first time they cry.

Sora ends up dying some time after that due to her illness, but time goes on, Ichiji leaves with Ace, then Niji and Yonji also go on their own, and Reiju waits until after Sanji leaves with Luffy

Ichiji is sticking to Ace's ass when he confronts White Beard and later when he goes to look for Teach, he pulls the "We always done everything together" which is technically incorrect but still works because Ace ain't leaving him behind after that

The Alabasta reunion is very cute, Ichiji internally judges Zoro; Luffy, Sanji and the others think Acechiji are already together (they aren't yet) and Sanji denies having any kind of attraction towards Zoro when Ichiji brings out the topic (also Sanji might had once a little crush on Ace, one which Ichiji noticed and won't forget and which might have stopped him from starting a relationship with Ace until Impeldown and Marineford, when he's forced to accept his feelings and maybe do STH about them. Ofc he's unable to hold back after Marineford, and so is Ace, and they end up together but Ichiji still feels guilty because he doesn't know that Sanji got over that years ago and is busy being together with Zoro (they get together after Thrillerbark) so he tries to hide it until Sanji finds out Ichiji apologizes and Sanji is like "what for? I'm happy for you".)

Ace on the other hand is forced by the confrontation with Teach，when his impulsiveness and no-backing-down thing almost cost him Ichiji, but they're both taken and later separated in Impeldown so he can't do much about it.

Ichiji sees Ace's silhouette forming between Akainu's punch and Luffy, he barely has any energy left, and some of his old wounds may have reopened, but he can't simply stand and watch, somehow, he manages to throw himself in Akainu's way, arms hugging both Luffy and Ace, dragging them together. Akainu's punch burns through his arm and onto Ace's back, thankfully, before Akainu can do more damage, Reiju and Sabo finally catch up to them and intervene and drag them away from Akainu's lava.

Ace passes out, his vivrecard keeps shrinking, Luffy is screaming, their siblings pick them up and run away now that they have cover, Ichiji barely manages to catch Ace's vivrecard.

ah yeah, I put Niji and Yonji with Law and Reiju with the revolutionaries, she drags Sabo to rescue Ace and Ichiji

[crepes-suzette-373]

There is a panel that I didn't bring up in my "Ichiji's thuggish language" analysis because I had doubts about it. But with Kizaru's dramatic speech in the newest chapter (1124), I'm feeling a bit more confident about my analysis so I'm just gonna mention this now.

(still a bit nervous about jumping the gun, but hey, my theories are just for fun)

Sanji's bros don't really talk often enough, but the impression I'm getting is that for the most part Ichiji is the only one who does not use slang/informal language.

There's two times where he says words that sounds rough/informal/not polite. One is when they all got caught in candy (see the linked analysis above), and the other one is this:

The way he says "I've got to go (to my brother's wedding)" is 行かなきゃ. This is very casual/informal. The more polite form should be 行かないと or 行かなければ (the latter is the more formal one).

Originally I had wondered if maybe I was wrong, and this means that his rough talk is not a big deal after all. But the latest chapter reminded me of the trope of "someone who has been putting on an act gets provoked into anger so strongly that it breaks the mask and their real self comes out".

I'll go back to Kizaru in a bit, but following that line of thought, then this might mean that Ichiji is genuinely so angry that his fake polite attitude dropped, just like what happened in the candy scene. In that case, he's not just intimidating the guy. He really meant it when he said that he needs to go to the wedding and this fight holding him up is upsetting him.

Following that, if being held up makes him that angry, it possibly implies that when he says this ⤵️ he wasn't being sarcastic, but he might have actually meant it too:

Why, though? That remains to be seen, but there's strong suggestion that really weird stuff is happening here. (More exhibit of weird stuff in my list, scroll down to the Germa specific stuff)

Hiding this just in case of spoilers/you're not caught up yet.

So in chapter 1124, Akainu calls up the Marines at Egghead and Kizaru picks up because everyone else are still downed by haki. Akainu accused Kizaru of slacking, and Kizaru exploded. Having to obey the higher ups' orders to get rid of Vegapunk had really hurt him.

Kizaru was using his typical casual/somewhat playful manner of talking at first. Dragging out the end of the words (imagine something like "you knooooowww") and using omae-san お前さん (informal) to say "you". But then the way he talks changes. He drops the dragging words, and switched to using temee てめェ (super rude) as "you" as he went ballistic on Akainu.

Also, the translation seems to go for a more polite term, but Kizaru calls Akainu kusogaki クソガキ. It's probably more precisely "shitty brat". He really got mad.

Anyway, Kizaru has already dropped the dragging tone a few other times when he gets serious. This gives me the impression that Kizaru's "cheery" act was fake. This laid back unserious goof act is the typical trope of someone who is actually dissatisfied with life, but adopts this personality because they see no possibility of changing, so they might as well just go with the flow. I see this pretty often in manga or games.

He was already like this when he first met Vegapunk (as shown in the flashbacks), so it's very likely that he's already given up for a long time.

I have no proof of that though, so for now at the very least we know that his friendship with Vegapunk is genuine and he was faking a lot of his behaviour during Egghead.

So, is Ichiji hiding something else? Without any additional info, all that's "provable" with the above panels is that Ichiji is actually more aggressive than he lets on, but has to pretend to be polite because of his status. There's other little gestures that do give off the impression that he's hiding something else, but there's nothing clear yet.

With other superficial similarities with Kizaru (constantly wearing sunglasses + light/laser beam attacks) added on top, the parallel is kind of intriguing to ponder.

[beanghostprincess]

hear me out I like zeff/yasopp I think it's great but just hear me out sora right? Mrs Vinsmoke instead of poisoning herself to fix her babies. She poisons her husband, killing him. She takes her daughter and runs away to the east blue.

She finds the nice humble island with a small village known as syrup village. She has a nice little home and delivers her babies in the village and raises them on her own. They're all completely normal well adjusted non-emotionally stunted children with their own passions and hobbies. Ichiji literature and poetry, Niji gardening and plants Sanji is still cooking and Yonji is sports mainly baseball Reiju ballet.

she befriends a lady named Banchina she likes to visit her once in a while and brings her son usopp to play with them. They get closer like really close Sora is catching feelings practically having a second sexual awakening with this woman. She doesn't know what to do She didn't even know she was bisexual until now. That's how trapped she was in that miserable miserable marriage

Banchina is a lesbian (insert lavender marriage backstory right here we know the lore yasopp is being gay somewhere this ain't about him) she fell for this woman the minute she saw her she was head over heels. Gorgeous, beautiful. She needs her She wants her. She pursues her

They kiss, they start seeing each other more often they get closer they're in love

NOOO THIS IS SO CUTE ILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEIT-

The whole lavender marriage thing with Yasopp and Banchina is just amazing to me, tbh. I adore them. And Sora deserved so much better,, She deserved to escape from that hell and get a wife fr fr. And in this concept we're like, SO adding Childhood BFFs to lovers Sanuso right??? Right???

Because I can't stop thinking about Sora raising the kids on her own in Syrup Village and they all have their little personalities and passions. And Sanji still loves to cook and is the sweetest thing that has ever existed. Honestly, he might not get his stubborn and strong personality from Zeff but he could most definitely get it from his brothers. 100%. If in this concept they act like normal siblings I can assure you they are arguing 24/7 (but they're very protective of Sanji because you will have to kill me before I give up my headcanon of the brothers actually loving Sanji a lot). So yadda yadda yadda he meets Usopp and they are best friends and they grow up together and they are boyfriends and the story is similar to the original except that there's no Zeff BUT Luffy does end up making these two idiots join. Except that they're boyfriends already. And the story doesn't change because they already look like boyfriends in canon.

But this isn't about them because I like women more!

Okay so Sora is the sweetest mother in the whole world but since she has to raise the kids on her own she also has to act tough sometimes and you know,,, It is a hard job when you have,,, 5 kids,,, Poor woman. But she loves her little angels SO much it's insane and they love her even MORE and they all help in their tiny little home in the village somehow. Tiny little family that is not so tiny because those are 5 kids. Girl,,, I just know Banchina would want to help her somehow. Usopp doesn't have that many friends and Banchina thinks it's a great idea to go visit Sora and the kids so Usopp has somebody to play with. And even if it's a bit hard because his personality clashes a lot with the brothers, he gets along the most with Sanji. Instant best friendism because Sanji looks so sweet and quiet and sensitive and Usopp goes full superhero mode on him. My pookies,,,

Honestly, Banchina is so real for falling for Sora right away. Because. You know. Have you seen Sora? I think Banchina admires her a lot because sometimes it's hard for her to raise Usopp on her own without Yasopp around and you're telling her Sora can do that same thing with 5 kids??? And Sora falls for Banchina too because. Again. Have you seen her??? And she is also so fun to be around and so so helpful!

Wouldn't it be extremely sweet but angsty if they started to fall in love, meeting even when the kids aren't around and doing chores together, but Sora feeling guilty because she thinks Banchina is actually married married to Yasopp? She doesn't know anything about the lavender marriage yet,,, And Banchina doesn't want to ask personal, intrusive things, so she doesn't know more than "They escaped from a bad place" about Sora and her kids. She guesses she doesn't want a romantic relationship now-- But she does!! Of course she does!!

Banchina is just,, So sweet to her and so so helpful and thoughtful. Sora isn't used to this much kindness in her life,, You have to keep in mind she basically got out of an abusive relationship and it's the first time somebody actually wants her for herself and not to use her. Banchina always wants to cook for her and help her with her groceries and look after the kids when Sora wants to take a nap. And I think Sora also would see her with Sanji cooking, stopping fights between the brothers and playing with them (also fixing their stuff bc I hc that Banchina knows her ways when it comes to like, mechanics and art and such), and talking for hours with Reiju and dancing with her. Sora is so in love,,, She has never felt like this before. She didn't even know she liked girls. But she doesn't want to make any sudden changes for the kids,, Again,, Or ruin what they have. So she stays quiet.

And Banchina loves painting, by the way. Obviously, because I say so (and bc I want Usopp to have a deeper reason to love art). So Banchina is always drawing Sora, at first absentmindedly, and later on she realizes the only thing that inspires her is Sora,,, She has always been looking for that. A true passion and stability and knowing she can trust somebody to stay and to offer her their heart so she can paint it. She's a bit intense when it comes to helping Sora, maybe, but she wants to be helpful! And Sora is always taking care of her too and her health!! Looking out for her and being oh so gentle and fun to be around. Sora is the sweetest but she's also a bit of a tease and her laugh is the cutest thing Banchina has ever heard. But yeah,,, Neither of them wants to confess even though they've almost kissed,,, A lot of times.

Okay,,, But wouldn't it be cute if Sanji and Usopp's crushes on each other started very early in their friendship and Sora and Banchina realized they have to be honest about their feelings thanks to their kids??? Because they both ask for advice from them about how to tell somebody you like them, and when they're both like "If you truly feel like it's meant to be you'll know... You need to follow your heart and be honest..." they know they have to finally be together together. They wouldn't tell their kids right away because they think they need to get used to more to this dynamic first and it's a big change. So they stay quiet and keep it to themselves. But, you know, Banchina and Usopp basically live with them now at this point so it's hard not to know.

Also,,, Can't stop thinking about Sora being a badass and knowing Judge is the most horrible person to ever exist BUT still having issues with relationships because of his fault? She still has this feeling of like, thinking she's worthless and needs to do more and more and more? And give give give? And Banchina helping her all the time and sharing the burden and seeing all the pretty things Judge found ugly in her,,,, It does wonders for her heart. And Banchina also realizes that she doesn't have to be alone and can share her passions and true feelings with somebody finally??? What if I cry.

Aghhhh. I absolutely adore this. The kids grow up and do their own things and Usopp and Sanji go with Luffy and they are all happy and there's no angst! And once they're alone they can be cottagecore middle-aged sapphics in their little village.

Lil note: Somebody choose a shipname bc I am awful with these things thank you-

[melodymay-k1tty]

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[kxizoku-ou]

I was rereading your KNY nantaimori fic on ao3 and was struck by the memory that the Germa brothers canonically have no body heat due to their exoskeletons. So hypothetically they'd be perfect for that kinda thing; you wouldn't have to chill em beforehand or anything

OH I LOVE THAT!! OwO I'm always delighted when the fish-fics get brought up, and those three sound like excellent victims.

I'll do headcanon format, for now (though a fic is highly plausible, if I can settle on which one to torment), and I'm including Reiju because why not? I think she has the "exoskeleton" too, right? XD And for those who don't know what nantaimori is, it's the practice of serving sushi on a nude person's body ("nyotaimori" is the female version).

. . .

Reiju

On the scale of violating, dehumanizing things that have been done to her body so far, this is hardly the worst. Reiju certainly doesn't like the situation, but simply lying still and waiting for the participants to get their fill of perverted entertainment is simple enough. She's more than familiar with missions that make use of her sex appeal, so silently enduring lewd gazes comes easily, by now. Any feelings of shame or discomfort get shoved down and out of the way, to be dealt with when she's no longer observed.

Ichiji

He might as well be a plate, for how little reaction the audience is going to get. For Ichiji to be in this situation, he was either ordered to cooperate, or is held captive in a way where fighting back is already an impossible prospect. Thus, he sees no reason to struggle; making a fuss would only be undignified, after all. He's disturbingly unbothered, content to lie there and stare blankly at the ceiling until the dinner is over. He doesn't have the emotional capacity to be distressed by it. At least, not that he'll allow.

Niji

The whole scenario is humiliating, and Niji is trying to make that everyone's problem. He'll spit insults and increasingly violent threats until gagged, and keep trying to struggle his way out of any restraints long after it's obviously futile to try. Though he doesn't quite understand why being physically helpless and treated like an entertaining thing to observe is bothering him so much, he's getting increasingly agitated the longer he's subjected to it. His ego is thoroughly bruised, and he's hating every second of it.

Yonji

What starts out as vague curiosity about the bizarre set-up slowly shifts to something more resembling distress. There's no rational reason for him to be bothered by this (beyond the fact that being used as a plate is just stupid), and yet, Yonji can't quite ignore the creeping need to make it stop. On his back, forced to stay still, and peered down at by a small crowd... It greatly resembles some of the more painful procedures he's been through— and it's even more baffling that he's bothered by that thought, at all.

[v1nsmoke]

PRINCE // VINSMOKE SANJI

prince au!vinsmoke sanji x princess!reader

chapters are out a lot earlier on wattpad, i recommend checking it out there!!

made by v1nsmokes

chapter one

"Oh my, have you heard the news? Father and mother are holding a gala the next week! I can't wait!"

"I heard that the Vinsmoke family has been invited!" my sisters screech after overhearing a conversation between a few maids.

"Why are they so special?" I slowly approach them. I can't say that i hated these events, but i wasn't their biggest fan either. Who were these Vinsmoke guests? I heard that they are from a nearby kingdom, but i didn't see why my sisters were so excited about them.

"Are you really asking that, sister?" Cassandra turns around to face me, a huge smile still on her face. "Haven't you seen them?"

"I'm sure we can say that they are the most handsome men on the planet!" Daniela giggles.

"Well, i indeed have not seen them" i reply.

"Really?! I heard that mother wants you to marry the oldest son of their family!" Cassandra says, her expression proving that she was telling the truth.

"What? Impossible!"

"Well, it's not confirmed, but she was thinking about it. She might change her mind." Daniela cuts in.

"I don't know about you, but i would gladly accept that guy if you don't want him, sister" Cassandra smirks and lets out a giggle. "I think his name was Ichiji, he's the one with the red hair. He's the one I am the most interested in."

"It's the blue haired one for me! He's so handsome!" Daniela smiles.

"How many Vinsmoke siblings are there?" I ask, getting slowly confused.

"Well, there are five siblings in total, one of them is a girl, and the others are boys. I heard they all have genetic modifications, except one of the siblings! He's said to be a loser and is rather a cook than a prince, ew." She tells me.

"Rather a cook than a prince?" I repeat her words.

"Yes, that's right. The Vinsmokes are known for their power and strength in fighting, but i heard that the modifications did not work on him resulting in him not being even nearly as strong as the others. They don't even consider him a real Vinsmoke. More like a freak." She explains, the last sentence being a slight whisper.

"Yeah, i hope that if i ever get married it won't be him. I would rather kiss a frog than that guy!" Cassandra laughs, my other sister does the same.

"What's the matter, daugthers?" Our mother appears in the hallway.

"Nothing, mother. Forgive us please" my sisters quietly say as we slightly bow to our mother.

"I wished to announce the news over dinner tonight, but by looking at you I can assume you have already heard about the ball" she calmly says.

"Yes, mother" we say at once.

"I will need you to behave in the next few days, we have major guests. They will arrive a day before the event, and will live with us for a bit until the morning after the gala. Like I said, behave yourselves. No running around, no loud noises, and nothing that would make us seem like we are on a farm. Understood?" Mother looks down on us with her usual, cold gaze.

"Understood" we nod as she goes away.

We wait until she is out of sight, and we let out a sigh that we were holding in during the whole conversation.

"It is true then! You will get to marry Ichiji Vinsmoke! Oh, how I wish to be the eldest in situations like these!" Cassandra grabs my hand with a big smile on her face.

"Just because we have special guests does not mean it will be the Vinsmoke family! And even if it is them, it doesn't neccesarily have to be because I will marry somebody from that family!" I reply. I had no intention of getting married to somebody I did not know.

prince - made by v1nsmokes, 2023

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Vinsmoke Sanji and One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda

[mayoigotokurousagi]

Samsa (SEKAI Game Size ver.) English Translation

Disclaimer: Both English and Japanese are my secondary languages and I’m still learning both so this translation might be riddled with mistakes. Please read it with an open mind! And of course I’ll accept any constructive criticism if you find anything wrong with my translation! 

(※ Now with official lyrics from Tenihowa!)

Samsa Composer: Tenihowa Song: Nightcord at 25:00 × KAITO

使い古した自分の名前にあえてキッチュなルビを振って 高潔を打ち負かせるくらいに恐ろしくなる　骨の髄まで　 今はどんなふうに見えてますか？　醜いですか？　それはそっか どうか林檎を投げつけないで　胸にLock up　Lock up　ザムザ

tsukai furushita jibun no namae ni aete kicchu na rubi wo futte kouketsu wo uchi makaseru kurai ni osoroshiku naru hone no zui made ima wa donna fuu ni mietemasu ka? minikui desu ka? sore wa sokka douka ringo wo nagetsukenaide mune ni lock up lock up zamuza

As I purposely dappled worthless rubies into my worn out name I realized even its brilliance couldn't ease the dread I felt down my spines How do I look in your eyes right now? Do you find me unsightly? Of course you would But please don't throw apples at me一locking everything deep, deep in my heart, that's Samsa

『ズキズキズキ』 "zuki zuki zuki" "Throb throb throb"

「鏡をご覧」誰かが囁く　うまくいったら儲けものさ 甘い言葉も笑顔も通じない　走り出したらたらもう獣だ 月の真下をうろつきながら考えてた　夜すがら 悪夢にどの指立ててやるべきかってね

"kagami wo goran" dare ka ga sasayaku umaku ittara moukemono sa amai kotoba mo egao mo tsuujinai hashiridashitara mou kemono da tsuki no mashita wo urotsuki nagara kangaeteta yosugara akumu ni dono yubi tatete yarubeki ka tte ne

"Look into the mirror" someone whispered一if everything goes well, we'll find that golden egg But my sweet nothings and smiles don't work一as I ran away, I'm already turned into a beast Prowling aimlessly right under the moonlight, thinking all night long Which finger should I raise in this nightmare?

ズキズキズキ　『ズキズキズキ』 ズキンズキンズキン　『ズキンズキン』 ズキズキズキ　『ズキズキズキ』 ズキ　ズキ　ズキン 変われ

zuki zuki zuki "zuki zuki zuki" zukin zukin zukin "zukin zukin" zuki zuki zuki "zuki zuki zuki" zuki, zuki, zukin… kaware

Throb throb throb "Throb throb throb" Throb throb throb "Throb throb" Throb throb throb "Throb throb throb" Throb, throb, throb...  It's time to change

誰だって魂辛辛　ズキズキズキ 痛みと怒れる人（ラングラー）を喰らったったらった だのに何故だろう今も　ズキズキズキって 林檎をかじるようにザザ　ザムザ

dare datte tamashii karagara zuki zuki zuki itami to ranguraa wo kurattattaratta danoni naze darou ima mo zuki zuki zuki tte ringo wo kajiru you ni zaza zamuza

Everybody's struggling to keep their soul safe, throb throb throb I told myself as the pain and angry people[1] hit me left and right Yet why is the throb throb throbbing in my heart won't go away? It feels just like gnawing on an apple, Sa-sa-samsa

どうしようもない成れの果てでもここにいる シャガの花に毒されても 光は１時の方角にある 今は尻尾を引き摺りゆけ ザザザザ　ザムザ だから「現実はもういい」なんて云うなよザムザ おーけー？

doushiyoumonai nare no hate demo koko ni iru shaga no hana ni dokusarete mo hikari wa ichiji no hougaku ni aru ima wa shippo wo hikizuri yuke zazazaza zamuza dakara genjitsu wa mou ii nante iuna yo zamuza ookee?

Once what's left of me is just a hollow vessel, I know I'd still be here Even as the fringed irises poison my mind There will always be light waiting for me at one o'clock Now I need to drag my tail and move forward, Sa-sa-sa-sa-samsa So don't say you've "had enough of reality" anymore, Samsa Okay?

『ズキズキズキ』 ザザザザ　ザムザ

"zuki zuki zuki" zazazaza zamuza

"Throb throb throb" Sa-sa-sa-sa-samsa

TL Notes:

[1] Kanji written as 怒れる人 (angry person) but read as ラングラー (wrangler)

As many already pointed out, the song heavily referenced Franz Kafka's "Metamorphosis". The song title is taken from the protagonist's name: Gregor Samsa.

"Don't throw apples at me" is another reference of the part where Gregor's father threw apples at him after his transformation which ended up severely hurting him.

Fringed iris/shaga/butterfly flower mean "Rebellion" and "Having lots of friends" in the language of flowers. You can find this flowers adorned in everyone's costumes for this set.

[ikkaku-of-heart]

Ikkaku liked to think she had a decent sense of direction. After all, she had been able to navigate the sterile, metal corridors of the Polar Tang easily enough, even when she'd been a new recruit. She could find her way through the streets of a town or through the halls of a Marine base decently enough, too. So she was at least confident that she was heading in the right direction towards where there was a secret passageway.

Unfortunately, the halls were massive and adrenaline made it hard to remember exactly where those life-saving hidden doors were. Had she already passed one? She was almost tempted to duck into an empty room in hopes that Ichiji might overlook it and run past so she could double back in the opposite direction, but it was too much of a risk. If she did that and he found her anyway, she'd definitely be trapped.

She had the feeling he was close, though. The slightest disturbance in the air of the otherwise silent top floor of the castle made it clear she wasn't alone. As much as she wanted to use Observation Haki to locate him, the danger she was in made it difficult to focus, and she couldn't afford to pause long enough to collect herself. So she'd have to focus on her other senses.

Turning a corner, she thought she saw a flash of red down another hall, and then the sound of footsteps quickly followed, along with his dark, predatory voice. Shit! Ichiji had found her!

Yet Ikkaku didn't let herself give up. Up ahead she saw a tapestry depicting some ancient battle, and she remembered that behind it was one of the hidden passages the head housekeeper had shown her during maid training. Reaching into the secret pocket she'd sewn into her ridiculous skirt, the engineer pulled out a smoke bomb and tossed it behind her, filling the hallway with a thick, opaque cloud that would hopefully mask her next actions.

With a burst of Soru, Ikkaku managed to close the distance between herself and the tapestry, lifting the woven fabric out of the way and pressing on the panel that would open the passage. It slid open and she quickly slipped inside. Before the smoke could completely clear the hall, she slid the passage door closed, hoping that the arrogant prince didn't know the exact location to buy herself some time.

Still, she wouldn't give herself a second to rest. Ikkaku quickly began making her way through the dark, narrow passage, doing her best to remember which direction she needed to go to get down to the lower levels.

Smirking to himself already considering this game won but not until he put forth the effort of earning it, Ichiji lets this catch of a woman run away from him for as long as he chose to count the seconds in his head. He took this time to consider the past day or so, how he could've sworn he'd noticed a new face brought on in addition to Germas vast staff. At first, he hadn't given two shits about who it could be knowing they'd have one hell of a time getting accustomed to the abuse the royal family frequently dealt commoner scum. Not until he'd managed to catch a closer glimpse of her did the first nail in the coffin get struck.

His recognition of her put together the plans he'd enact tonight with the possible curveball of her escaping his clutches which he could not allow. Seconds counted off fully, the chase begins and so Ichiji begins to think up a possible route a pirate desperate to escape might take. There were only so many stairways leading down and given her state of dress (allowing him a generous glimpse of her thighs on occasion) he'd assume she'd want to make use of the corridors secreted away for the help to use.

Gameplan in mind, Ichiji begins sweeping out across the wider corridors picking up the pace so that he'd catch up to her and put her in her rightful place. Rooms were generally ignored but a quick peek within them didn't hurt so as to cover whether or not she'd attempt to use them to hide away instead. He did his best to conceal his own presence, hoping that the suspense of not knowing where he was lest she made use of observation haki would shake that stubborn will he knew her to have.

Ever since that damned ball he'd wanted to have her, and he would tonight if all goes well. Catching sight of curls and a familiar skirt around a turn, Ichiji's face took on a far more predatory gleam as he pushed his pace further still to a near sprint.

"There. You. Are."

@ikkaku-of-heart

[zethsdumpster]

Anyway, @loopyarts and I made a little au, we're calling it the Countryside au uwu

And here's the deal:

Ichiji is sickly like his mom. Due to his health problems he gets sent off to the countryside side as a young lad with his siblings, there he meets the rowdy Ace along with Luffy and Sabo.

They, at first, don’t get along but the more Ichiji shows his more adventurous and wild thuggish side the more he and Ace get closer as friends to the best of friends.

Baby Ace worrying as sickly baby Ichiji has a coughing fit and faints with a fever when they're playing in the middle of the woods together causing Ace to carry him back on his back as he struggles to get help/treatment for him, the other kids also help.

The Vinsmokes have to leave once Ichiji's health starts to improve which leads to them saying goodbye and promising to meet each other again as adults, also they gave each other a friendship bracelet to remember each other by.

They continue with their lives, Ace living in the countryside and Ichiji in the city. Judge is still a shifty father, and since Ichiji was the one supposed to inherit his enterprise, he put a lot of pressure on that kid, fortunately, Judge died in an accident when they were still minors and ended up under the care of their uncle Zeff, with whom they had stayed in the countryside, Zeff moves to the city to not uproot the kids. This is also when Ichiji goes and gets his tattoo and dyes his hair red.

He comes back to the countryside years later, now an adult, having fallen back ill, due to many things, his siblings insisted really, his father used to put too much pressure on him (good thing he's dead now) and he kept doing that until his body practically broke down on him to force him to stop working so much.

Yonji is the one who brings up the idea of him returning to the countryside they visited as children (why? Cuz he's dating Sabo -not that anyone else but Sanji knows this- and after talking with him Sabo suggested that).

Ichiji doesn't really like the idea that much, after all he "needs" (he doesn't really, everyone helps, especially Zeff) to take care of everything and work, still they practically send him back against his will, Yonji goes with him to stay some time and make sure he *rests* (also to see Sabo, who doesn't live there anymore but does visit regularly and will receive them there).

Ichiji is still pouting when they arrive but Sabo picks them up and they see Ace and *Oh, oh shit he's HOT*

Yonji notices and is like "o right, didn't you use to have a crush on him?"

And Ichiji is like "NO, I ne-, I never, that was Sanji"

Yonji doesn't believe him tho (tho he suspects Ace might have awoken sth within Sanji too if his taste in men says sth, he's already planning his summer wedding with Zoro).

Ace is excited to see him after all those years, though it saddens him a bit to see that Ichiji doesn't have the bracelet anymore (he still wears his own after all) later it will be revealed that was broken by Judge as punishment u.u or sth like that

And that's all. For now.

[crepes-suzette-373]

Vinsmoke kids and "father"

I want to talk about something that I don't know if other people has ever mentioned before. Maybe someone already did, because I'm a newbie to the fandom community.

The Vinsmoke kids call Judge "father" with different levels of honorifics, with the most "warped" of the kids referring to him with the highest respect. It has to be a deliberate choice, and it's... a bit disturbing, I guess.

Ichiji, Niji, and Yonji says Chichi-ue 父上. This is a very formal and somewhat old fashioned way to say "father". It's how they talk in old samurai dramas and very lofty. Like, dad is not just "dad" that you hang out and play ball with. Dad also "rules" over you.

Reiju says Otou-sama お父様. Still very formal and respectful, but doesn't really have the same feeling of high esteem that the above does. Pretty standard for rich people speak in manga and dramas.

Sanji uses Otou-san お父さん. Basically the most pedestrian and familial version, and it's what regular everyday people use (even to this day).

It's just... the clones are all made to be submissive, and the most genetically messed-up of the kids are the ones who refers to Judge with the most respect (even if they act mostly casual/normal in front of him). That can't be coincidence, right?

Edit: Further scrutiny of honorifics used in the series seem to suggest that this might be important in regards to Germa's mysterious past or Judge's ambitions. 上 as honorific was only seen used by Skypieans, Celestial Dragons, and people of Wano.

If this is just Judge trying to aggrandise himself, then it only leads to more questions about just what it is that he's trying to do. And if this was just the traditional manner of speech in Germa (as is, Judge himself had spoken in this manner to his parents before), then something's very strange with their ancestry that needs to be scrutinised.

[sixeyesgojo]

I’ll Be Your Enemy

Summary: Gojo Satoru is willing to do anything for you. As long as it helps you heal from what haunted your night.

Pairing: Gojo x Reader

Word count: 2,019

Content warning: implied but unspecified mental illness, mentions of self-harm (scratching), mentions of character death

A/N: Kind of stumbled upon this masterpiece of a song and I thought it would be ideal for some Gojo HURT. This entire thing takes place after the Cursed Womb Arc, so to say: after Yuji dies.

Song: Be Your Enemy by Taemin ft. Wendy

PREQUEL HERE: Pictures of You

Quickly, quickly. The key was inserted into the keyhole and turned. The door lock clicked faintly, signaling that the door has been unlocked. Satoru made sure to open and close the door softly as he entered the familiar apartment. Putting the spare key into his pocket, he slid out of his shoes. Usually he would have made some big noise to ‘announce his arrival’ but not this time. He left his shoes neatly at the genkan of the residence and slipped into the white slippers that always stood by the wooden door, an extra pair just for him.

23 minutes ago. “Hello?” Satoru had picked up the phone. “Gojo-san! Finally the call went through. I’m glad I am able to reach you now,” the voice on the other end said. “Yo, Ijichi, what’s up?” Satoru greeted. He had been sent to a pretty rural area of Japan to get rid of some pesky curses and the cell phone reception was poor in that place, so it wasn’t surprising that calls didn’t go through at times. In addition to that, some curses that manifested had an electrical ability, which impaired the cell towers at place even more. Almost as if planned. “Gojo-san, I think you need to come back as fast as you can,” the man with glasses on the other end of the line stated calmly. “Why?” was the only thing the white-haired sorcerer said in response. Somehow, he had a strange feeling in his gut. The tone in Ijichi’s voice didn’t do anything to calm this odd feeling either.

“It’s L/N-san. Something horrible happened and I don’t think she is taking it well. I did my best to calm her but I’m at wits’ end too…” Ichiji explained vaguely. Satoru was experiencing a feeling he hadn’t felt in a long time - his stomach churned, it felt like his guts were wrenching inside him - at the mention of your name. “Ijichi,” he said in a relatively calm voice. He was lucky his voice wasn’t betraying him by showing what he truly felt in that moment. Satoru’s feet were set in rapid motion. “Stay calm. I need you to explain to me what exactly happened.”

Gojo Satoru might be many things. A tease, a teacher (supposedly), a cruel man, a strong sorcerer, a crazy coach, a walking menace to some, protective, an inspiration to a handful, a venti-sized manchild, idiotic, a sweets maniac, a lifelong student to Yaga, playful, a pillar of the Jujutsu world… but most importantly, he was a caring person. This goes without saying for his students and especially his loved ones. What Ijichi just said on the phone had left his heart stinging in his chest. He was in the kitchen, leaving the bag he brought with him on the table.

“Alright. I will tell you what happened, Gojo-san.” “I am listening.” “I am not sure if you are aware that this happened,” the suit-clad man began, “but one of the missions that was originally assigned to you - a case of utmost priority of a cursed womb - was suddenly taken off of your pile and reassigned…” Satoru’s eyes narrowed underneath the black fabric. The beginning already left a bad taste in his mouth; missions assigned to him were usually first grade or even special grade and he knew all too well that there were nowhere enough first grade, let alone special grade, sorcerers around. So who had it been assigned to? “...to your three first-year students,” Ijichi finished with a sigh. The sickening hotness of rage filled Satoru’s whole body. Already having realized the scenario that must have taken place, he still asked for confirmation, “What grade?” “...Special grade. One casualty.” The picture that you had taken of him, his first years and yourself (so carefully hung up on your wall at home) flashed in front of his inner eye. He clenched his teeth so hard as he wordlessly hung up; it hurt. It hurt so badly.

Such an atrocious inhumane act coated in malice. He was going to kill these dirty-playing bastards. However, that would have to wait until later. Much later. Satoru couldn’t leave you to your own devices, not in this state. The scenario he concluded for himself earlier replayed in his mind several times as he made his way through your completely dark apartment. His heart stung with each beat. It was almost as if someone drove a blade through his chest repeatedly.

When he stood in front of the closed door of your bedroom, he heard soft sobs coming from inside. Should he knock to let you know someone came? He wasn’t sure what to do. He gave the door two soft knocks and entered the room. It was your hunched form on the bed, no doubt. Satoru could not see your face with the way your back was facing him. Slowly he made his way to your bed and crouched down to face you. Your face was swollen and tear-stained, a sight he didn’t see often. His large hand rested on your shoulder and gently rubbed it, a silent question hung in the air.

Finally, you looked at him with your swollen eyes. Almost instantly, your sobs got louder and you reached out for the tall sorcerer. “S-Satoru…” you hiccuped in-between sobs. “Yeah. I’m here, I’m here,” he reassured you and stroked the wet hair out of your puffy face as you threw yourself around him, relentlessly crying into his broad shoulders. The white-haired man enclosed his arms around you but it wasn’t to hug you for comfort.

He scooped your delicate frame up and wrapped a warm blanket around you before leaning your body against the headboard of the bed. He sat next to you on the bed and guided your head onto his shoulders. Your violent sobbing stopped but tears were still flowing freely. 

If there was someone who understood the agony, bitterness and distress someone in this line of work had to face, it was Gojo Satoru. The path of a Jujutsu Sorcerer was painted black and red by trials and tribulations. This was why Satoru was so hell-bent on resetting the world he called his obligation. “If you feel exhausted, just lean on me for a second,” his calm voice sounded through the room. There was no answer from you. Even if there was silence, your feelings reached his heart and he spoke again. “Do you want to tell me about it?” he asked gently. Let it go with me. It’ll be easier to shake this burden off and share it, he thought. Of course, he would never dare force you. You nuzzled into his shoulder, as if to get even closer physically.

Ultimately, the woman sucked in a breath and with a shaky voice and recounted everything in her point of view. “I-I.. was on a mission when I… got a call from Ijichi. ‘Something wasn’t right’, he said and… t-told me about the cursed womb. As soon as I heard… that they sent y-your students there, I rushed to the location but…”, you hiccuped, “...I was too late… Y-Yuji, he-” You sobbed hysterically into his shoulder. Satoru turned to you to wipe away the tears and snot with a tissue. “Shhh, I’m here, I’m here”, he reassured once again, “I’ll fix it somehow.” It was just as he thought: those damned higher ups.

“H-How? This is not… something… you can f-fix, Satoru… not even you,” you continued bawling into his shoulders. I’ll kill all the higher ups, he thought to himself. “I don’t know but I’ll be damned if I can’t do something to change this detestable, loathsome and bloody world we live in,” his voice seethed with anger but it quickly died down as he re-focused on the main topic at hand, “there has to be something I can do, I’ll even drag out Sukuna myself if I have to.” “Please, Satoru…” Your whisper was faint and weak, “I… saw Yuji’s corpse... on the ground... I just want to see him one last time…”

Being a Jujutsu Sorcerer undoubtedly put a heavy strain on your mental wellbeing; nobody was spared from it, not even the great Gojo Satoru. Unfortunately, you were one of the people who were much more affected by incidents like these. He realized how badly it hurt your heart, he knew how much all the students meant to you and he knew just how much more fragile you were than you let on in front of other people. Where there is light, there must be shadow. It wasn’t like he was left unscathed by it either but right now, his utmost priority was you.

“Right,” the male sorcerer murmured more to himself. He still had to check something. “I want you to show me your arms, please.” If this had been a command, it had to be the gentlest one you had ever heard. Maybe it was the fact that there was a hint of pain infused in the way he spoke to you just now that made you show your arms so willingly, or maybe it was the fact that he always sounded so earnest when he took care of you like this. He genuinely cared; it was something you shouldn’t be surprised about, considering how long the two of you have known and cared for each other, but it never ceased to leave you in awe. You held out your arms for him to see.

As carefully as possible, the man examined your arms, his touch ghosting over your skin. It was a good thing he came prepared. The angry red lines, dry blood and broken skin on both of your forearms seemed to scream at him: you hurt yourself again. Without a doubt, he felt guilty. “I’ll be right back,” he announced as he slipped away from the bed after fixing your position and stroking your hair tenderly. A few moments later, your tall friend was back with a few medical supplies. Sitting back on the bed, he started to clean and treat your injuries. Besides a few hiccups and whimpers from your side, silence befell the room.

“Don’t you want to curse and insult me?” His eyes were still fixed on bandaging your arms. “No,” was all you said in response, fearing that your voice would give in. “You should though. After all, it was technically my fault...” Even though you were hurting, you knew Satoru was hurting all the same deep down in his heart, seeing that his precious students were the victims in this case. Satoru really treasured disciples. You took a few deep breaths before you replied, “Please don’t ever blame yourself for this… I know you wouldn’t have… let this shit happen. I know how much you adore them.”

“If it makes you feel better... if it can help you heal, I’ll take it. Any words are fine. I can deal with all the painful words…” Strong arms wrapped around you and pulled you to his chest. It was rare but his voice… unmistakably cracked for a second. A shaky chuckle left your lungs, “Please Satoru,” you wrapped your arms around him as well and nuzzled into his shirt again, “I could never treat you like that. You are everything to me but an enemy. Have always been.”

“I’ll be anything you need. I’ll even be your enemy if you ask me to… so please tell me, so that it doesn’t hurt you anymore…” he said shakily. The blindfolded man had masked his pain up until now, for your sake. It was your time to comfort him. Giving him shelter, like he had done for you. He had already experienced far too much hurt.

“Satoru, all I’ll ever need you to be in my life… is the important and comforting presence you have always been. Don’t change. If things are too much, too overwhelming and you become tired, you can lean on me too. I will never leave you.”

There was nothing left to say, no need. It was enough for both of you to be in each other’s comforting presence.

Taglist: @gojos-mochi​ @megumifushi @bleueluna

[pxison]

"The clones were there as insurance and you know it! They must've been brought down protecting your ass." It was clear by the sight of the dispatched clones he'd gone by but still he must put to words what was obvious and really get on his brother's nerves.

"If I hadn't of shown up, are you really sure you would've had it handled?" Some part of him didn't think so while a much larger arrogant part thought opposite and that nobody should be able to possess the strength to outmatch Germas technological might.

He allows Sanji to walk by him without another word, thoughts turning to whether or not he really should return to the surface and keep up the pressure alongside Niji and Yonji. Last time he was up there, the enemy was scrambling and struggling massively just to keep up, an additional child soldier likely being unnecessary at this point with the brutality his other two younger twins showed.

Turning on his heel, he follows Sanji from behind albeit at a distance seeing as he wasn't nearly as stealthy but knew enough not to get in the way as the clones might've done. "You might not need my help but I'm coming with anyway. Your special clone escorts got wiped out so I might as well confirm your side of the mission remains secure."

It was the very first mission and already Ichiji was acting like the big shot their father expected him to be as he got older. Whatever protective desire spurned him to come down here in the first place completely wiped out by the need to see everything here today through even if he had to be an overly serious annoyance in the process.

Sanji was better than this, he’d trained for this and the last thing he thinks he’ll see is his father's disappointed face in his mind. Legs still move, pushing off the ground to tuck and roll out of the way of another strike. All he needed was a second to set his dislocated shoulder and the fight would take a turn. 

Instead his brother’s there?

Dark eyes go wide and before he can voice the question of his brother’s presence his twin dispatches the man. Sanji pushes up from the spot Ichiji had shoved him before grabbing and jerking his humorous back into place without so much as a wince. 

“I wasn’t!” He bites back, the gratitude that was forming in his mind dispatched in a blink much like his opponent. “The fucking clones gave away my postion. I was just going to walk past the guy.” Finger hooks into his mask and pulls it below his chin, teeth bared in a deep frown. “Father shouldn’t have sent them with me!”  Wants to believe it’s from a place of concern since the patriarch couldn’t directly supervise the mission and at some point Sanji enjoyed the disposable distractions until he got caught up in an attack larger than he expected.

Tucking his chin Sanji stomps past his brother, growling as he passes. “Why are you even here?” Ichiji should be with the others, at the front lines, drawing the opposition's attention; in a macro view this was his fault but the third son keeps that thought to himself.  He still had his own mission and was only currently two thirds of the way to the safety deposit room.  “I don’t need your help.” Isn’t sure if he’s saying it for Ichiji or himself but fingers pull his hood up all the same.

[yinses]

made you not look

gojo satoru

rating: 18+

| poor ijichi never saw it coming |

a/n: @j-u-u-z-o​ made a hc about gojo not keeping his hands to himself on a car ride and i took it a step further.  sin responsibly friends. 

you decide to indulge him. rookie mistake number one. gojo satoru, the most powerful sorcerer, a glutinous sweet toothed man with no inhibition, does not under any circumstance need to be gratified. 

but he gave you this cute little pout, hands grabby with insistence when he asked you to please sit in his lap. 

poor ijichi, sitting quietly in the driver’s seat, offered you a polite smile. he was use to gojo’s antics. seasoned to the venturous eccentricity of your relationship. even if he didn’t mind he wouldn’t voice it. but something about the subtle quirk of his lips is enough to sway you over your best judgement. 

it was always expected for gojo to do a good job. to slay whatever curse stood in his path with efficiency. surely even he deserved a treat every now and again. 

utter foolish thinking on your part. 

gojo is absolutely giddy when you agree, eagerly patting his lap before ultimately reaching out to help you settle. the option of car safety is thrown out the window at this point, so you take a sideways position on his thigh, just above his crotch. if he notes your obvious avoidance, gojo doesnt comment, only widening his legs to offer a more comfortable seat. 

when you go to ask if this okay for him, he meets your open mouth with a quick kiss and a mutual nuzzle of his nose. 

and so ijichi takes off without further comment. 

the radio is tuned to something causal, you think it might be jazz. its purely white noise, nothing to get to invested in, but gojo seems to think otherwise. 

there isn’t really a beat to follow, but he manages to tack onto some rhythm as his knee jumps along. the motion isn’t entirely jarring but it still brings you to a light bounce. you catch ijichi’s gaze briefly in the rearview mirror as he takes in gojo’s ‘enjoyment’. eager to please, he reaches out to turn up the song a bit louder. 

gojo’s left elbow is resting on the edge of the car window, face mirrored against the glass. you just miss his smile. 

you’re hardly ten minutes into the ride when gojo first complains that his thigh is getting numb. thinking that he’s finally had his fill, you go to move to the free seat to his right when he gathers your escape attempt and deposits you squarely in his lap. 

this evenly distributes the weight, he reasons. and it makes sense. so your guard drops a little more.

when you first feel the firm press against your rear you think, okay this has gone on long enough. the journey is maybe fifteen minutes from completion and you’ve satisfied the man to his fill. 

as if there was a limit to his greed. 

you make another move to slide into the next available seat when gojo’s arms slip around your waist and tighten. his breath is warm against your nape as he grinds his face there, lips curving up to brush against the shell of your ear. 

if you move then ijichi will see, he whines. 

well at least he’s not denying that he’s getting excited like a school boy. and so you sigh and cater to his whims again. you’ve gone this long at this point. so you settle back against as he resumes the bounce of his knee. 

the road had been a bit bump for the last mile as ichiji was forced to take the backroads from the suburbs to the city. it should be nothing. with proper bracing, you’d be able to steel yourself against the jostling. but you’re under gojo’s care now and he seems content to go along with it. 

with the next jolt his hips rock forward, an eager and positioned thrust against your core. a whimper of surprise leaves you but the sound is lost to ijichi who has become a new fan of the current station. 

gojo’s face is still pressed against your skin, allowing you to feel the beginnings of a wider grin. your breathing halts the moment he places his palm over your thigh. his thumb rests casually over the edge, drawing small circles over the inside. 

you know where this is going. you may have been stupid before to allow it to get to this point, but you’re on track now. even if you’re too delayed to make a difference. 

still you feebly try. hand shooting out to intertwine with his when it dares to flick a forefinger across your covered mound. you try to distract him, rubbing your own thumb against the his knuckles and veins. you’re able to guide his hand up away from the ‘danger’ zone, resting them against your tummy. 

gojo, ever the planner, turns your strategy against you as his fingers hook under your the waistband of your pants. 

satoru, you hiss, eyes darting wildly to the oblivious ijichi. gojo only hums in response, knee raising up and down again to hinder your attempts to fight back. just when you fear it might finally be enough to garner the driver’s attention- you realize with a thrilling chill that the movement has become an accustomed element to the ride.

the rhythm is off now, no longer following along to the latest song but the false intention is enough to bleed into ijichi’s background. 

you sly bastard. gojo chuckles heartily, hand already curling under the elastic of your panties. his calloused fingertips gaze your cunt, spreading the growing wetness and pinching your nub along the way. 

his movements are unpredictable, trading firmness and speed but never fully entering you. you realize with a heated flush that he doesn’t even need to. the situation along is dragging you to the edge at high velocity and you bite your lip to contain your mewls. 

the music is isn’t nearly loud enough to block out any open-mouthed sounds.

a shame, gojo notes as he runs soft circles around your clit. you could be treating ijichi too with your beautiful sounds. 

his fingers ride your slick down to your slit to tease the sensitive folds. your walls flutter and clench around the absence of thickness but your mind fills the void. it helps when his finger crooks and brushes a receptive spot that ignites sparks.

fuck, ijichi. the poor man didn’t deserves this. 

you close your eyes as you work yourself through the tormenting pleasure, hips moving along with the jump of his thigh instead of fighting it. if you’re going to do this, you might as well finish. overall its a tortuous pace- impossible to go too fast or hard without garnering attention. but forbidden fruit is always the sweetest. 

unwisely you hump against his hardness, the action not nearly enough to help him along the way but it meets its goal for you. gojo nibbles along the choked gasps stuck in your throat as your climax washes over you and pulls you apart at the seams. there is certainly a sticky pool of wetness connecting your laps now.

your head falls back against his shoulder as his hands works itself out of your pants. he barely flinches as your heavy pants tickle his ear. 

gojo makes a show out of licking his fingers, delving greedily into the overflow of your essence. 

it was this action that draws the driver’s attention as his brow raises.

“another snack, gojo-san? i fear for your teeth.”

the said man grins around his digits. 

“i wouldn’t worry your little head about it, ijichi. i have it under control.”

[violettelueur]

— ITADORI YUJI + FUSHIGURO MEGUMI + KUGISAKI NOBARA + GOJO SATORU || TAKING CARE OF THEIR SICK S/O

↳ featuring : itadori yuji + fushiguro megumi + kugisaki nobara + gojo satoru from jujutsu kaisen

↳ warnings : grammar issues

↳ form : headcanons

↳ published : 26 january

↳ pronouns : non specified in headcanon 

↳ request : Hello! Can I order headcanon's of the main trio + gojo of how they would take care of reader when they have the flu or are sick? Thank you!!! ~

↳ barista’s notes : hi there everyone~ how are you all? doing well? technically yesterday since it’s midnight here, but when i was answering question during my online class, i was listening to JJK ending song to fill in the silence and then my chemistry teacher scared me out of nowhere ʕ ㅇ ᴥ ㅇʔ (probably might upload a video later because i do have it on camera) but moving on from that, i hope you enjoy your cup of classic black coffee (jujutsu kaisen request!) and please come to the cafe again soon ╲ʕ·ᴥ·　╲ʔ

When you have fallen ill, Itadori will confidently show that he is worried about you and will constantly ask if you are okay - even when you have fallen asleep, he will ask you in a whispered tone.

“Are you okay? Are you comfortable, baby? Do you need anything?” 

“Babe, I’m alright for now, I just want cuddles”

On the low, I feel like his bright personality is medicine itself and once you gain vitamin D from his smile, you are up and feeling better already.

When he finds you ill, he will slightly panic since he sort of doesn’t know what to do, but he will try to calm himself down - of course, he has taken care of his grandfather, it was mainly the hospital taking care of him most of the time.

He has an idea on what to cook for you - because ever since that little juju stroll, we know he can - he will cook you something that is light, so expect a bowl of the soup on your bedside table.

He will 100% feed you but let you take as much time as you need because we all know that when we are sick, we have no appetite - or is that just me?

He will sometimes forget if you have taken your medicine or not since his worries get the best of him - so please inform him that you have and don’t lie.

Just know he will buy a huge bottle of water and place it near you since you need to be hydrated - and the huge bottle is because he will forget to get you more water if you have finished a cup.

Cuddles! If you demand cuddles, he will happily waste no time to cuddle you - probably because he wants cuddles as well - and just hold you to keep you comfortable.

He knows he can’t kiss you since you refuse to since you don’t want him to get him ill as well, so he will kiss your cheek/forehead as a temporary solution for the time being.

If you can’t sleep, he will tell you about his day and what he did leading you to fall asleep at the sound of his voice.

He knows that it's not good for you, but he will give you some sweets and a few snacks to help you have some sugar in your system so you have some sort of energy.

Overall, Itadori will be such a caring person and will try his best to make sure you get better as quickly as possible since he is worried that he’s not really the best carer, so please tell him that you are thankful.

Fushiguro will be worried but somehow doesn’t express it and will lightly scold you for getting ill in the first place - well I’m sorry, but what did you expect when you were fighting in the rain for an extremely long time.

“I told you to take care of yourself and you decided to do the opposite?”

Once he has finished scolding you, he checks everything like temperature and how you’re feeling before asking if you have eaten or had anything to drink - even if you have, he will make you drink a glass of water and eat right in front of him, so he knows you have - he will also make you ginger tea with honey as well because he is such a gentleman.

Will also make you take your medicine in front of him so he knows that you have as well - before you were even sick, he would have painkillers within his pocket already.

Fushiguro will prepare you a bowl of fruits like oranges, strawberries, apples, grapes and more - because citrus does help with illness (he probably knew that from one of his non-fiction books)

He will offer to change into one of his shirts if you have a fever or his jumper if you have a cold since he doesn’t want you to stay in your ill-ridden clothing.

“Take this and change into, you can give it back to me later okay?”

If he has to go somewhere, he will summon his divine dogs so they can keep an eye on you while he is away - but he won’t do this when he is on a mission because I think he can’t summon more than one shikigami at a time.

When he comes back, both divine dogs are already on your bed cuddling with you because you lowkey beckoned them to - Fushiguro will be jealous and tries not to show it.

Other times, he will summon his rabbits to help comfort you and he will be surprised on how many can actually fit in your bed cause all of them surround you to keep you warm - even some will go under your arm to let you cuddle with them.

If you ask for cuddles, he will shyly invite himself into your arms but since you are ill, he will be the big spoon for now and play with your hair to help comfort you - but he has a small smile on his face because it’s his turn now and not his dogs hehe.

Since he can’t kiss you on the lips, he would kiss your hand the most as a sense of comfort to you and him.

If you don’t have a headache, Fushiguro will read to you since you love the sound of his voice and it is easier for you to fall asleep.

If he has to go on a mission, he will leave a note and after the mission, he will text you to make sure you are okay.

Overall, Fushiguro is extremely worried about you internally and will do anything to get you better to the best of his abilities - but still on the low will scold you for not taking care of yourself before apologising for not making sure you’re not okay (baby, it ain’t your fault….)

When she finds out that you are sick, she will flat out call you an idiot for getting sick in the first place before angrily worrying about you.

“Why did you get sick in the first place you idiot?! We were supposed to go out today!”

Once her sulking fit has finished, she will then begin to try her best to take care of you but I feel like she wouldn’t know where to start.

Of course, she knows that you have to take medicine but she wouldn’t know when - like is it after you eat something or before, so please guide her along.

I don’t think she can cook, so she will order something for you - please tell her it has to be something fit for an illness because she will order cakes - or demand one of the boys to make something for her to give to you (100% she will threaten Itadori to make it then somehow drag Fushiguro into the situation)

You can literally hear them arguing outside your door and it’s quite funny, to be honest - probably lifts up your mood slightly but expect a headache after.

Of course, this doesn’t stop her from ordering both you and her bubble tea because what’s more perfect.

Once you are done eating and taking your medication, she will probably online shop with you to make up for the sudden change of plans for the date you two were supposed to go on.

Kugisaki will also help you do your skincare, probably will make you sit on the edge of the bath and just help you apply your moisturizer on your face since she knows this is one way to make you feel better - it also helps take away the feeling of being sick.

She will also brush your hair for you, so it is not a complete mess for the whole day and will help you put it in a bun.

She will invite Maki into your room to have a girl’s talk because it’s probably one of the only times where you three get to talk to one another about anything - even though you would sort of struggle but they’ll make you laugh (don’t ever expect Itadori and Fushiguro to be invited)

When you two are alone, she would also cup your face and just bombard you with kisses upon your cheek to help you comfort you and will hug you with a little pout - she is still disappointed that she didn’t get to go out with you.

At the end of the day, expect cuddles and a Netflix marathon - you two probably watch a lot of K-Dramas and maybe some Bridgerton (never watched it by the way but I am planning to).

Overall, She will try her best to make you better in no time, but her top priority is to try to make it more enjoyable for you and make you feel extremely beautiful during the time you are ill because the feeling is just horrible.

When Gojo discovers that you are ill, he will tease you in the beginning once he finds you - it’s not like he doesn’t care, it’s just this is the one thing you can’t really tease/fight him back except for a pillow being thrown at him.

“Honey~ why didn’t you tell me you were lovesick? Awww~ you love me too much” - then will sing Lovesick Girls by BLACKPINK to annoy you more.

Disclaimer, he will either not let the pillow touch him due to his infinity or he will allow the pillow to hit him and then complain that now he is hurt.

However, after his little teasing session is done, Gojo will start to make sure you are feeling okay by asking you a few questions while comparing your temperature to his by placing his forehead against yours.

Once he has established how unwell you are, he will begin to step up everything needed like water, food and medicine because he never knows when he is going to get called up by the higher-ups for an urgent mission.

However, if he is lucky and doesn’t get called up, expect him to dote on you throughout the whole day and the whole time you are ill.

If Gojo can cook, he will make a whole three-course meal for you to eat since he wants you to be full and have some energy, but if he can’t cook, he will make Ichiji go out and buy you something/order something for you.

Gojo will feed the food to you and refuses you to hold the utensils since ‘you’re too weak for it’ - because he just wants to feed and you will tease you by pulling the fork/spoon away.

He will also help you drink the glass of water he has prepared for you and call you a ‘good girl’ after the meal because he knows that you don’t really have the appetite to eat in the beginning.

Gojo will also prepare you a bath overflowing bubbles to help make you feel better and warm - but don’t be surprised when he will join you to hold you close but will make an excuse by saying to make sure ‘you don’t overheat’.

He will change you into one of his black jumpers or his white shirt - depends on the season - and will call you cute no matter what even when you deny it because you are ill.

He will already cuddle with you before you even ask him to, so let’s be happy that this man’s love language is physical touch.

Gojo will try to kiss you on the lips even though you told him not to, so please cover your mouth and let him kiss the black of your hand - other than that, he will kiss anywhere on your body that you will allow.

If he knows he has to go on a mission later, he would sit by your side and hold your hand close to him until he is called - will also leave a note to tell you why he isn’t by your side if you are asleep with a cup of water right beside it.

Overall, Gojo is such a teasing man but also extremely loving towards you when you are ill, he just wants you to get better and will act as normal as he can, so you can’t tell that he is worried about you. 

© violettelueur 2021 : written and published by violettelueur - do not steal or repost

[v1nsmoke]

PRINCE // VINSMOKE SANJI

prince!vinsmoke sanji x princess!reader

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chapter three

Me and Donna had a nice little chat on our way back home. I explained my situation to her about likely having to marry Ichiji, and she didn't seem to like it either.

When we arrived, there were no signs of the Vinsmokes.

"Donna, do you think we got home a bit too early?" I worriedly look at the maid.

"It is already past noon, they should have arrived by now. Let's go inside, shall we?" She asks as she opens the huge door.

Just as i entered, i spot my mother walking down the staircase.

"Y/N dear, what took you so long? I was getting worried you would not be able to greet our guests when they arrive!" She storms down. "One more action like this and you will be no longer allowed to go outside with Donna!"

"Forgive me your highness. Have the guests arrived yet?" Donna bows at the sight of my mother.

"They are still on their way. Escort Y/N to her room and get her ready to greet the princes!" My mother coldly says as she walks away.

"Come on lady Y/N, I'll help you out" the maid gently grabs my hand and we make our way to my room.

I enter the huge room and plop down on my queen-sized bed, covering my face with my palms.

"Looks like there is no escape for me!" I sigh. Donna warmly smiles as she motions for me to sit on the chair in front of my table and mirror. I slowly get up and make my way there.

"I'm sorry lady Y/N" she apologises.

"There's no need for apologies, you did everything you can, it's not your fault. I'll deal with it somehow" i smile at Donna in the mirror, the maid doing my hair.

"Still, I think you should be careful, lady Y/N. The Vinsmoke family is known for their brutality, coldness and their military power, they call it Germa 66. I don't think this marriage is a wonderful idea, I fear that your soon-to-be husband might be violent towards you" she tells me, true worry in her eyes.

Brutality? Coldness? Germa? Who do my parents want me to marry? I thought that maybe it could be a happy marriage, but violence is something I was not a fan of. And I will need to live with a family like this for the rest of my life? Please, tell me that they are not special guests for this reason!

"Lady Y/N, let's pick out a dress, shall we?" Donna's gentle voice hits my ears, making me snap out of these thoughts.

"Of course, of course... I'll go with my usual dress, is that fine?"

"I don't think we would need anything lot more formal than that, I feel like it is fine" she walks up to my wardrobe and picks out a greenish dress, and hands it to me.

Right after I put the dress on, I hear a knock on the door. It wasn't a soft one. I quickly get to my door, and a maid stands there, slight sweat covering her forehead, looking like she just ran the marathon.

"They're here!" She quickly says between heavy breaths. My eyes widen, knowing very well who "they" are. I look out my window, and see the carriage at the front door.

"Thank you for informing me, go get a rest!" I say to the maid as I run past her, all the way down to the main hall.

Halfway on my way there, I am met with my sisters, looking more formal than usual, excitedly chatting. They turn around when they hear my footsteps.

"Sister! So you have been told, too! Oh, I can't wait to meet them!" Cassandra squeals as we head to the main hall with quick footsteps.

"Y/N, what are you wearing? Don't you think you should have picked something more elegant?" Daniela looks at me, examining my dress from head to toe. "What will they think of you? You're the one who will get married to Ichiji, not us! You should have been the one who dresses nicer than me and Cass! He might refuse to marry you!"

"I hope he does" I mumble as we finally reach the main hall, our mother and father already standing there.

We quickly line up next to our parents and pull ourselves together, taking a deep breath before the door opens.

An extremely tall man enters, four people by his side, all with different hair colours. I noticed that there was somebody behind them, his head lowered a bit, not allowing us to see his face. We all bow, and my mother greets the family.

"Welcome, I am glad you could make it. I bet you had an awfully long journey on the way here. Let me introduce my daughters. Cassandra" she points at Cass with her palm and my sister bows, "Daniela, and Y/N, the eldest."

"Pleasure to be here" we both lower our heads at once, and the tall man hums in response.

"We are thankful to be here. My sons and daughter. Ichiji, Niji, Yonji, Reiju, and..." he pauses, like he didn't even want to mention the last man's name. "Sanji."

My eyes widen at the name, memories flooding back from this morning. "Y/N! What's yours?" I shout with a big smile. He thinks about it for a moment, but a huge smile appears on his features.

"It's Sanji!" He introduces himself.

Is this the same man I met earlier today? He was from the Vinsmoke family all along? Donna said they are brutal, violent... cold... but he had such an endearing smile, and spoke so kindly to me...

"Our maid, Donna will give you a tour of the castle, she knows it like the back of her hand. Please get comfortable and make yourself at home. We will meet again at dinner. Donna!" My mother's words interrupt my thinking, and Donna runs down the stairs, giving me a warm smile as she does.

"Your majesty" she bows before the Vinsmokes. "Follow me, please" she walks away, the family following close behind. As they walk away, the blonde man looks up, his lips slowly parting a bit when he notices me.

"Sanji!" The pink haired woman calls out to him and motions for him to hurry up and follow them before he's left behind. He quickly turns his head and catches up to the others with quick steps.

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