#this made me hallucinate

[themeraldee]

Ok but like… Homelander falling for a farmer girl who owns a milk farm

You're making me think of all the romcoms where a city girl visits a farm or some countryside, stumbling upon a sexy hunk of a man that obvi she falls in love with. So like, can we do that in reverse? 😂

Part of me even thinks it would be funny if this was genuinely a movie Vought was producing, thought I doubt they'd dabble into anything that isn't a superhero action flick. But how better to make his female fanbase get even more obsessed than by giving them all the mushy romcom content their hearts desire?

But beyond the romcom movie scenario this is making me think of incognito Homie who's sneaking away to steal some time from his favourite farmer girl who always greets him with a fresh glass of milk.

I can imagine they were recording a commercial (like this). For you know, this. So obviously they want to present Homelander as this boots on the ground, hard-working, red-blooded American. So they have him shoot this commercial at an actual farm. And sure, she gets paid for the inconvenience to have them use her farm in the commercial but it's kind of grating how the rest of the farm hands are swooning and awing at him. Like come on guys, we still have work to do 😂

What Vought presented to be a quick shoot and some B-roll footage ends up taking a lot longer, making her job harder. She's being mouthy to them, telling them to wrap it up faster and it's not what was agreed. And now it's Homelander swooning over a strong-willed woman who's her own boss, unafraid to say her piece and get shit done!

So of course, she has 0 interest in him when he goes to talk to her after the shoot wraps up. She just politely says that it was nice to meet him and urges him to be on his merry way back. So obviously, he needs her to like him—just like everyone else does!

What starts of as Homelander being a nuisance, a pest that bothers her on daily basis for his own amusement as he watches her work turns into something to look forward to. Little chats with the world's most renowned superhero who has very little idea of how the real world actually operates and how people who don't work for him have meaningful full lives without being famous or super-abled.

She talks to him about how she doesn't really understand all this superhero stuff and how she really just cares about connecting with nature and the animals surrounding her. He doesn't care about the sentiment that much because how could not be in awe of what a marvel of nature he is! But at the same time, it's nice to talk to someone who isn't mindlessly begging for his attention or asking him for favours or jobs.

She asks him to come dressed normally because she can't have anyone catching wind of Homelander visiting her farm in case it causes a surge of fans making the trip to her farm for the chance they might catch a sight of him which would most certainly just disturb her animals.

And look at that, I made up my own romcom after all 😂

[iwasbored777]

Can we talk about John Cena in the Barbie movie for a bit?

[stefisdoingthings]

ark aftermath

[lightgamble]

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN | 1.04

How 'bout that friend of yours? You save his life? You lost him, didn't you, Red?

[lovereadandwrite]

the bandaged man is not real & he cannot hurt you🕴️

BSD 121.5

[dudelymantits]

Thinking of one of my Kolibri’s

[t00thpasteface]

microdosing on paying fallout new vegas by listening to johnny guitar and getting sad

[basofy]

been thinking about lisa and buzzo a lot lately

[killertoons]

THIS IS A YEAR OLD NOW BUT I FINALLY FINISHED IT!

I genuinely think wally would try to be friends with bendy, but bendy's not so trusting...and a lil rude.

[ana-night-98]

Cat version of Stephanie from Vienna 😻

(And some Jan and Nace moment in the background)

Photos by me

[iris-drawing-stuff]

Yeah! Danganronpa Amane! Looking at the DR wiki all the Lil Ultimate titles all seem to correspond to a class subject (Lil Ultimate Homeroom, Social Studies etc.), so I made her the Lil Ultimate Faith studies.

I'm picturing her as the blackened of a case. I think she'll really kill (heh) at that role. Especially since my favorite Amane moments are when snaps (like when she attacked Es with scissors).

I also made a pointing sprite for Mikoto.

I used the cult's symbol from Magic and the balloon in Purge March for her school symbol. Here's the symbols (you can use it if you want)

[akkivee]

qhere is your post with the hypmic oshi marks? I lost it

oshi marks, as in their emojis???? if i made that post it would have been years ago and lol lmao i’ll just make you a new one

ichiro: 1️⃣

jiro: 2️⃣

saburo: 3️⃣

samatoki: 🐴

juto: 🐰

rio: 🐦

ramuda: 🍭(you may sometimes see 🧿)

gentaro: 📚

dice: 🎲

jakurai: 💉

hifumi: 🥂

doppo: 👔

sasara: 🎋

rosho: 🍮 or 🌳

rei: 0️⃣

kuukou: 📿

jyushi: 🌔

hitoya: ⚖️

otome: ♍️

ichijiku: 👠

nemu: 💤 (you may sometimes see 🦄)

[struggling-jpg]

Not to be that person but

The Wardance event really had Luka and Yanqing reflect each other. I feel like we got a speedrun of vaguely similar events that happen to Yanqing occur to Luka here. Like while being really good, he gets hit with obstacle after obstacle that shakes his confidence and willpower. Yet, when it comes down to it, Luka boxes because he loves it and it makes him feel happy and free.

"The most important thing is to always throw the next punch."

To work towards self-improvement, to love what you do, they both share that sentiment.

These two really felt like protagonists from different yet similar genres lol

This event was just so peak TvT

[meidui]

Sometimes I still sleep with your boots on in case I am you in the dream-snows and you’re cold and you want to come home. – Joseph Fasano, “Love”

[starry-sophrosyne]

Is it maybe a little pretentious to have my persona be more.. god like? Perhaps- XD

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In one manner, Starry is a sovereign of the night sky, the stars at dusk. She watches over the world, spanning across several universes, and her domains resides above them all. She spends her time watching over the little people in their worlds, embarking on journeys, meeting strife, falling to love and loss. She does not instill fate, she simply watches, but she knows of what is to come. She does not exist to any of them, as a concept outside of their universe, the goddess of their gods. And yet?

In another manner, she is nothing. Nothing omnipotent or all-powerful about her, other than her regal/elegant looks. She is a big nerd at heart, kicking her feet and giggling at people's writings and aus. She may have curved horns and stars dotting midnight skin, but she is no more of a god than a human wearing a yellow poncho. She resides our with the community and has the niche ability to summon a blue martini glass that she can communicate through/physically embody if need be. Why? Comedic humor. XD /hj /silly

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Starry & Rosyne's designs :

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Clique's Angel au :

Starry's TTOS au :

Swizard's maidpocalypse "au" :

[proselles]

whats so funny to me is capcom getting the general details wrong of every single country state landmark culture whathaveyou in their games EXCEPT louisiana. Louisianas genuinely just like that. They nailed the fuck out of louisiana it got to the point where i left marguerites section and got into the swamp with the cypresses and i suddenly wasnt the least bit scared anymore. louisianas actually just like this. We really do have bugs that size. The crackheads that live down the street make the exact pose marguerite did in her bug form. Most of them might be scarier. We all own chainsaws and axes and we 100% do leave weapons and ammo lying around. The little black creatures are just alligators on their hind legs. One of my friends technically lived in a manor like the bakers but it was so dilapidated that they only lived in three on the rooms. One of the rooms was a bug room. Bugs lived there. I know the bakers personally i had them over for dinner just last week a little odd but you know who am i to judge? Ik chris redfield got the call for duvey and he was like duvey where. Louisiana?? Again?? Seventh time this fucking week. He just left the state three hours ago.