#every week people disappear on the road to their house and everyones like haha classic bakers
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whats so funny to me is capcom getting the general details wrong of every single country state landmark culture whathaveyou in their games EXCEPT louisiana. Louisianas genuinely just like that. They nailed the fuck out of louisiana it got to the point where i left marguerites section and got into the swamp with the cypresses and i suddenly wasnt the least bit scared anymore. louisianas actually just like this. We really do have bugs that size. The crackheads that live down the street make the exact pose marguerite did in her bug form. Most of them might be scarier. We all own chainsaws and axes and we 100% do leave weapons and ammo lying around. The little black creatures are just alligators on their hind legs. One of my friends technically lived in a manor like the bakers but it was so dilapidated that they only lived in three on the rooms. One of the rooms was a bug room. Bugs lived there. I know the bakers personally i had them over for dinner just last week a little odd but you know who am i to judge? Ik chris redfield got the call for duvey and he was like duvey where. Louisiana?? Again?? Seventh time this fucking week. He just left the state three hours ago.
#the bakers live down the street from me#every week people disappear on the road to their house and everyones like haha classic bakers#my only criticism is i actually think it needs to be more swampy#more alligators#although i guess that kids final form could count#absolute pain in the ass to kill#zoe living in a trailer in the back of the house is also very accurate its like the southern version of the basement#resident evil#biohazard#ethan winters#jack baker#resident evil biohazard#my posts#text post#resi#i honestly had this thought when i played the game in 2018 but i forgot but im playing madhouse rn (rip) and its all coming back to me#its almost comforting i can just hallucinate my ex gf and its like im taking a locely moonlit stroll through the park#because the park is a swamp and i think a flamethrower for the mosquitos probably wouldve made the date better#but you know whatever
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