#this just in: thighs are now knees
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Ok I try not to rag on refs too much because I know they have a tough job and canada has not done themselves any favours in the penalty department this tournament but you're telling me, that in a tournament where the refs can see video review of major penalties, they're calling that kneeing? That's a five minute major and a game misconduct? Someone laced up their clown shoes for this game.
And Sekora literally went down and looked up to make sure the refs were watching, and only then grabbed his knee. And then he's back out there on the powerplay. Where is his Oscar?
#wjc lb#this just in: thighs are now knees#i need to calm down#its teenagers playing hockey why am i this invested lmao#like if this were 10 years ago and there was no replay available for review i totally get calling that kneeing#if you could only judge it in real time#but with multiple angles of video replay?#hell no
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the new jjk cafe fits have been living in my head . no thoughts except yuuji in a letterman
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#itafushi#fushiita#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#havent had yuuji fight me this hard in a MINUTE omg far left took forever i redrew his face and hair like 10 times minimum#he looks good now but like rly yuuji i thought we were past this i thought we were cool :((((#i put Hand On Thigh and this is how u repay me.....#sighs#whatever this took a million years longer than it should but im finally happy with it im finally done ths all that matters#i dont know what yuuji's pants look like in the official art but i ripped them as a treat fr me :)#ik theyre probably just regular jeans but i think yuuji deserves to show a lil knee#real talk tho yuuji's fit is so so good i love it so much. megumi i am ehhhhhh but it's on brand fr him#plus i like that they dress him like he's canonically cold all the time lmao yuuji in a light sweater n megumi in a thermal and puffer coat#its what they deserve
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Guys please I love drawing ISAT but how the FUCK DO I DRAW SIFFRINS CLOAK IN DIFFERENT POSES IM GOING INSANE IT NEVER LOOKS RIGHT
#/genq please help#I can do it but it looks weird :(#I know how…but execution is bad…#specifically how would I draw it with a legs crossed and one arm on the cheek + that elbow on knee and other arm resting on other thigh…#just for right now…I’m cooking but this cloak is stupid#if anyone actually does have tips I will owe you my soul and I love you in advance (I’m aroace I promise)#(I’d love you anyway#my soul is yours)#idek if I have a picture on my phone of my wip to give an example actually…#but in general I need so much help with drawing this man’s cloak PLEAAAAAASE you all make it look so effortless#but I can’t do it in different poses my brain gets confused :(#art#art help#isat#isat siffrin#in stars and time#okay ramble over#if anyone does have tips though#I would not be averse to recieving them…#/nf
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I love how much Camilla Hect is always moving. She's so deadpan and stoic so you expect to see her standing stock-still all the time but then it's like "she shifted from foot to foot for a full hour and then tossed five swords from hand to hand for the remainder of the conversation :)"
How in the bone bubble she was probably shuffling her feet and prodding the bone wall and pacing around the perimeter a bit and that's the only reason Gideon remembered she was there at all for that whole scene lmao
(Together with Pal pushing his glasses up his nose all the time, they were just a couple smartass kids who COULD NOT SIT STILL and I love that. Pity the librarian tho.)
#i like to think her brain stops being quiet and calm as soon as she stops moving#like me!#i only sit still when someone like puts a hand on my knee or touches my hair#like im winding down#so now i'm imagining cam with her head in pal's lap or sitting in some meeting and he just puts a hand on her thigh or arm#and she just instantly settles down#camilla hect#palamedes sextus#tlt#the locked tomb#more rambling!#campal#i guess <3
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i get to start planning w the surgeon for my operations soon, in a few years ill have normal shaped legs and my knees wont bonk against each other anymore and my legs wont ache and spasm constantly
#rigormortisangel#yk for years i thought my knees rubbing together was like chub rub but bc im underweight/malnourished for many reasons i have a thigh gap#so naturally i thought it was just normal and then my doctor was like. no. im referring you to a charity#at first they thought arthritis then EDS and now ik i have a type of deformity#and also i might have EDS but thats an issue for a different time 🙏🙏#i lost my hypermobility in my left wrist though so im not entirely sure if i still meet criteria#chronic pain#chronically ill#chronic disability
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i am sick again :)
#i put this shirt on just for the selfie#i took it off immediately after#so now i’m naked watching#the amazing world of gumball#i’m darwin as hell#me#daddy's good girl#needy pussy#glasses#selfie#redhead#tattooed women#chubby girls#plus size#chubby women#i would love some affection and attention rn#my knee hurts#there’s so much snot god help me#the soup i had was not good#do you like my halsin bag#thick thighs#thick
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tarot themed/styled tattoo is calling my NAAAMEEE << guy who doesn’t know or understand anything abt tarot
#I just think it loooooks coooolll#I do wanna get my sun/moon knees in the face styles of tarot#but now I’m thinking like. what abt a full styled card. on my thigh or calf or smth. ooohohoo#tattoos
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Why do mini dresses have to be so short! I'm 5'8 and if I get a mini dress I cannot guarantee it won't fit like a top. I'm miserable
#ab.txt#looking at this cute dress right now but I fear I'll be indecent in it lol#this is why I mostly wear midi and maxi length. skirts must be to my knees for me to feel comfortable#even worse when I wear a midi dress and it's bodycon so it just rides up my thighs as I walk.#that's about one minute of walking before I get a glorified blouse#don't even get me started on how ridiculous the bust area of most dresses is#I'm built like slenderman
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omg PLEASE can i steal the line about hoffman being wasted as a detective because of his mouth because i am ~ losing my sweet mind at strahm treating him like a whore and hoffman is there like :) I've broken his brain :)
friend. my dear fellow hoffreak. it's not stealing if i'm offering it to you in a silver platter, i want my brainrot and slutshaming to infect as many people as possible, my horny thoughts a new disease. mistreating hoffman disorder. it has no cure.
accurate depiction of mark hoffman bamboozling special agent peter strahm by the shitty break room coffee machine:
#i'm always here to conjure up the nastiest kinkiest hoffstrahm possible 🫡🫡🫡#at ur service coffinshipping nation#markie pookie so proud of himself that strahm's incapable of being professional bc he's either thinking of punching him or fucking him fr#funny shenanigans like mark forgot smth in a crime scene and he distracts strahm from it by taking advantage of the situation to remind.#peter how much he likes his mouth. he was already squatting to get a look on the mangled body....#peter comes close behind him. he just. casually rests his hand behind his knee. for support some would assume. mark can be clumsy sometimes.#oh. but peter freezes. mark keeps talking abt the body. strahm's aswering on automatic. mark turns to face him and looks up. so. close.#still squatting. at perfect height that his mouth's way too close and his hand goes up to the thigh...... gripping. peter thinks hoffman's#insane. clearly he's fucked up in the head if he wants to fuck now. amongst this much viscera. but. the bastard licks his lips.#'whats on ur mind special agent strahm?' and damn him. he's good at corrupting at least. peter's professionalism is suffering.#I FANFIC-ED AGAIN#now in the tags#mark hoffman#peter strahm#hoffstrahm#coffinshipping#sawposting
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Hello people here is some SHIT I did (it’s my friend’s fault he suggested it bc he knows this fuck is my blorbo or something)
Based on:
#also yeah I changed his knee highs to thigh highs#sorry about this#i. forgot to edit out the uwu. that yeah#sorry about that#moots please forgive me I’m so sorry#scout tf2#suggestive#maybe??#fuck if I know it’s all a blur I just know I’ve committed a grave sin#anatomy kinda fucked bc my ass barely looked at the ref but I’m NOT going back and fixing it this is a shitpost#ankles and leg angles look kinda shit I swear I can do better I’m just lazy#pissing off now#tf2 scout
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forgot how fun it is to add little details to drawings that no one else is likely to notice but that i am incredibly autistic about
#aside#art#this about how the changeling’s knee is pressed into augustus’ thigh#the changeling is generally very touch adverse; so it's a very deliberate show of Affection in something that Seems very casual#it isn't. it would think about a move like that for like 20 minutes before it decided it wanted to move closer to her <3#it's like the version of extarodinary attorney woo that lives in my head where. in the scene where she and her love interest hold hands#the onus of the scene is on Young Woo to do something that makes her so overtly uncomfortable which annoys me#i think it would have been a lot cuter for the two of them to come up with displays of affection that they could both Enjoy#instead of Young Woo having to force herself to do something painful to her just bc it'd be the 'normal' thing.#i'd apologize for being this pedantic about such a small thing (autistic affection) but the whole core of this series is that i#can be as autistic as i want to be so i simply will not <3#now if i could draw changeling’s hooded eyelids in a way that can stop making it look like it’s Pouting that’d be great
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new thing to get gender euphoria from just dropped. it’s me getting a trimmer to trim the massive amount of body hair i have
#i was finally able to get a trimmer today and so i used it before i showered right?#holy SHIT i have so much hair. genuinely i threw out a baseball sized wad of hair trimmings. AND THAT WAS FROM MY KNEES TO MY HIPS#like. okay a little tummy and chest hair was trimmed but dude that was straight up My Thighs are So Hairy#and the rush of euphoria when i looked down to see my Still hairy legs now just groomed and trimmed was crazyyyyy#i feel a little insane but also MAN i love being a guy. i love you transgenderismmmmm#transgender#ftm#xav shouts into da void
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I truly feel like a dirtbagger. I’m so fucking dirty. Like just covered in it 24/7
#I don’t even dirtbag I sleep in my car 😭 BUT THERES SO MYCH DIRT#I wash myself off and then I’m immediately dirty again#my friend Kyra was in the TTI and in wilderness (in the same state I’m in rn actually) and there’s this thing called perma dirt#which is basically just being so dirty that the dirt doesn’t come off for like a long ass time#I think I’m getting there honestly#like I’m partially tanner but I’m sure some of it is also dirt lmao#doesn’t help that I just fucking tripped and went down HARD on my long run#scraped my knee and thigh and now my upper body is also caked in dirt#and neosporin and a little blood#yall I haven’t taken like an actual indoor plumbing type shower in a month#I HAVE washed myself with soap and whatever JUST TO BE CLEAR#but I have not washed my hair since April#which is why I keep it short#THERES NO FUCKING GYMS AROUND HERE the closest ones are in Vegas and I’m not even in Nevada#I could wash my hair tbh but I’m going to be indoors again on Thursday so I can hold out a little longer#it’s surprisingly not even that bad looking or feeling#it’s somehow feels both dry and dirty but I’ve had worse honestly#anyway I’m gonna go slather creek water on me#prolly filter it bc of my open wounds tho#yeah idk I’ve never been this dirty in my life but it’s kind of what I was going for/expectibg anywzy#car life#I imagine Keith was similar when he lived in the desert#which is also consequently where I am
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fbacc oc reweal 🥹
First pic I did of her!
hwer name is Delaney sladkiy
She's a Russian transfer student
And is mainly a loner who only wants to just do good in school
and is attention starved but is in denial of that
Still workin' oh her so here she is for now.
If ya wanna do fanart, ideas, or ships that aren't creepy as hell you can feel free too!
I'll come out with more info on her in the near future
#Delaney sladkiy#oc introduction#Fanboy and chum chum oc#Bro might be a fan of Sigmund but doesn't show it due to viewing it was embarrassing or whatever#Bro might be awkward as he'll#2nd language english#1st language russian#Type of mothefucker to wear knee thigh platforms#Plays mawio games#Diehard mario fan ig#I'm just giving out more info about her than the actual post 😔#Russian accent#Owns barbies#Plays royal high#She was first made in 2020! 😇#Ig her height is like an inch shorter than kyle#German accent somewhat attractive to her#Praying some poor motherfucker reads these#Ima shut th up now#Sigmund hot tho
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martial artist agatha... i can picture that... she would look so good and pretty in a karategi/dobok with those black belts that turn white from time 😭
#i wonder which martial arts she'd do#prolly karate or tkd (i'm totally biased) just because they have the ✨ prettiest ✨ movements for kata and poomsae#strict kata sensei!agatha ... yeah#(she's the most impatient teacher ever calls you stupid each time you get unsu or empi wrong but is the best teacher you've ever had)#also her having a terrible case of bad inner thighs and knees are a must#agatha teaching the aerial jump in empi: ok now you're on your own kid
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#i don’t even need to fuck#i just need somone to put me over their knee and leave my ass + thighs covered in welts and bruises#would actually kill for a caning right now#it’s been too long since i had someone to properly do impact with#and it’s got me scratching at the fucking w a l l s rn thinking about it#switchblade.txt
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