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so I went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and I know they have a therapy dog there and I was like “where’s the dog?” and the receptionist was like ‘oh I��m sorry, she’s in a meeting right now’ and I look over at the other room and there is a fucking dog sitting in a chair at a long table sitting next to all these people in business suits and I felt like I was in a dream

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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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Fanart & fanart of my fanart for the fic too busy being yours by my dear friend <3 Meljayvik IN DA HOUSE and ON DA DANCEFLOOR!!!

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I think one of my favorite things about Spock that surprised me & made me actually love the character (because it's so different from what you'd expect from a character of this archetype) is the fact that he's funny.

And not in an "alien says something ridiculous because he doesn't understand humans" kind of way. He understands everything. He's making jokes on purpose & he knows exactly what he's doing.

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Once during undergrad I was attending necropsy rounds at the pathology center and they were doing a cat that died of hypothermia and asked the crowd to list off hypothermia symptoms especially in animals and one of the vet students answered “paradoxical undressing” and it will stick with me always

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I keep drawing penis...

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It's not like I don't appreciate their efforts but I wish Paramount would release other O'brien related merch cuz I'm tired of using all my paychecks to buy cement

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i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

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playing with my cerebral spinal fluid. #myfluid

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microwaves you for 30 seconds stirs you and microwaves you for another 30 seconds

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"nobody was injured during the accident at the premier of Marvelslop3000 because only two people bought tickets to it" sounds like a joke and yet