#this isnt even a good fucking photo this is just the not worst of the entire batch

[guard-en]

I'm So Fucking Pissed That I'm Not Photogenic But I'm The Only Consistent Anatomical Reference I Can Use.

[spaceycat]

Mike Munroe- thoughts on how he fucks? I think he's a noisey bitch tbh

ts 5am and i have plans today and i havent slept but we persevere!!!!! MICHAEL MUNROE. OH MY GOD.

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✰ mike definitely wants to hear you enjoy yourself, because it proves he's doing shit right so he always likes to hear you moan as loud as you can.

✰ will edge you until you're literally sobbing beneath him and then overstimulates you and mocks you the entire time like "but you wanted to come a minute ago, i'm just helping you out baby.."

✰ calls you princess, angel, baby, beautiful

✰ he is so loud in bed and is not afraid to show it, like if you're fucking in a bathroom or a bedroom w/ people around PEOPLE KNOW. PEOPLE KNOW ITS MIKE.

✰ is more of a dom, doesnt usually sub - and when he does he still is kinda switchy with it. he likes being in control of things.

✰ likes receiving head more than giving, but even when he gives head bro is like a starving man - lapping at your pussy until you're writhing beneath him.

✰ he likes toys to use on you for foreplay but its low-key his enemy because he wants to be in control and to be the one that makes you feel good

✰ 100% got one of em dildo things and made one of his own dick for you to use when he isnt there

✰ this man definitely sends you like photos of his chest, his dick all leaking, his v-line, HIS HAPPY TRAIL. i wanna lick it. and sometimes sends you videos of him jerking off at the WORST TIMES

✰ when he's jerking off he definitely holds his shirt between his teeth tehehehehe

✰ loves it when you send him photos of yourself, videos of you pleasuring yourself and hearing your moans, or send him a video riding that dildo from before - be certain he is on his way home to fuck you bro

✰ facedown doggy he loves omg, but he also loves missionary. he loves any position as long as you are in it.

✰ tits & ass guy, loves to play with your ass and tits during sex and likes to suck on your nipples ALL THE TIME - he is obsessed with them.

✰ bro has such a high stamina and sex-drive, you could go for 4 rounds before he needs a breather then back on it. he is a horn dog bro.

i'm inlove with him

[xyla-xoxo]

I think about her, my older, taller, domineering best-friend taking me and my boyfriend to club.

I think about her really noticing just how estrogen has reshaped my body, growing my ass so it shakes and wiggles as I dance.

I think about her staring for 3 weeks in a row slowly getting hungrier.

I think about us getting drunk and taking selfies together outside, in one I make a silly face my tongue out, my eyes rolled up. She has me send this one to her.

I think about her at home by herself, printing this selfie out and taping it to the wall. My face and cleavage overpowering the frame.

I think about her taking off her pants leaning one arm against the wall and angrily stroking her gock to the picture telling this picture of me to take her nut like a good brain dead slut, before cumming ropes all over it.

I think about her doing this over and over, again and again, every day. Printing out a clean pic, beating herself off to my face while snarling lewd things at me, all before painting my picture. She starts taking pics of the result. Then she films the whole process. Shes not watching porn or seeing other girls anymore, my picture has become her favorite cum target.

Finnaly another trip to the club, she breaks and decides my fate, she wanted me there and then but decided one more week properly managed would burn out any sense of decency left in her.

For 7 days she doesnt cum, but edges her self to the photo constantly. Driving herself even crazier, spitting and cursing at my face, her head filled with 1000 crue waysl to take me, but first she needs to wait and put me in my place to let me know just how much trouble I've caused her.

Once more the three of us at the club, she dances with me, it's not long before she's grinding her damp bulge into my ass.

I get soaking wet in response responding to her sheer animalistic aura.

My boyfriend leaves us and gets drinks.

She gets handsy and yanks me outside. We're all alone now. I had to go with her willing or unwilling, she was going to have me, out here or the dance floor.

She smacks my ass several times making me Yelp in pleasure and fear, then a hard slap to my face before pushing me to my knees, her skirt is being pushed up by her furious, rock hard gock. She hikes up her skirt all the way showing me how it throbs and pulses, precum practically drizzling out like an open tap.

I stare at it, mouth open in a little O. I reach for it to play with her. She smacks my face again and restrains herself from using my mouth, shes waited this long she can wait a little longer.

She pulls out her phone.

She shows me the video.

She shows me the pics.

I'm so excited.

She gockslaps me, splattering me in precum, my face is hot it stings so much, she tells me that it's my fault, that I've blue balled her and she doesnt get blue balled by empty headed gock holes like me.

She starts savagely stroking herself like a mad girl and she is mad, she seriously has murder in her eyes, she growls and spits and snarls at me about how my tits and ass bounce around, teasing her, but worst of all is my big brown eyed, chubby cheeked dumb slut face that's shes watched get prettier and prettier, just begging her to fuck it.

But does she? No. Instead shes has to watch it smile at her and yap at her and kiss it's stupid fucking boyfriend when it should be her personal cumdump.

Well that was changing now.

It doesnt take her long she pants and roars like a predator as she finnaly blows her load all over me. She looks down and takes a pic of me, but it isnt enough for her, it isnt enough for me either.

She sends me back to my boyfriend with my face covered, my eyes glazed in lust. She tells me I'm not to clean it off, not to eat it , her nut is part of my outfit tonight and soon it will be all I'm wearing, fortunately she has plenty to cover me with.

I grab my boyfriend yanking his face to mine kissing him goodbye, telling tell him I'm staying the night with her, but the truth is he'll be lucky if she sends me back at all.

She might need me to stay, really, she cant keep wasting all that printer ink.

More than likely he'll be the one with blue balls soon and its sounding like I wont be allowed to provide him any relief.

Which is kind of fine, when you think about it. It makes sense, she came on me and now she owns me, it feels like that's how things should work.

[doveissummerstuck]

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we here chat

Ok this begins now,,,

The iconic a young man stands in his bedroom he really do be standing tho

but thats literally his name guys!!! and I got insulted,,, so sad literally cries

yeah ok pal,,, im still gonna call you zoosmell pooplord,, :/ anyways first character of the comic he's really silly guys look at that goofy smile bro is literally 8D

ok so first the room,, we sharin a bday ,, pretty cool next the fucking cake on the drawer..for what purpose john,, ok next the bed,, banger I love his sheets next the hot male above his bed,, smash /hj next the hammer and nails on the floor??? PICK THAT UP JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chest go hard tho but why there a cake on it

yeah i can tell about the cakes,, I can tell johnny boy,, o em gee programmaer u nerd (i code for a living) I <3 paranormal lore yall,, and good for u as a magician but fuck dat have to do with the nails and on the floor and the cake on drawer,,,wait bars

i didnt even notice he didnt have his arms what (homestuck brainrot)

dumbass pooplord antics /lh

yea do that remove that oddly placed cake

WHY THE FUCK DID IT TURN BLUEBERRY ....

i would NOT do that ( i would absolutely do that) but I wouldn't put it on his bed,, I've eaten cake in bed to many crumbs :/

get yo arms my manz you you you armless

what the fuck,, WHY ARE YOU HOKDLING UR OWN ARMS,, also why the photo in the chest look like his dad

and they disapereadd with the captachalogeu

oh they fake ik that ( no I didnt) now get up to some silly antics my boy ,,, bruh is a captachaloguemaxxing syalldex sigma 😹 (sorry) anwyas look at the other items

first we got arms

next we got beans???

next we got ultimate silly antics disguise

a book titled Colonel Sasacare's Daunting text and Magicl Rivorioli and Practical Japripory

next we have a book titled wise guy

next we have a sword that looks like its made of white bamboo

a wizard hat that matches the chest

handcuffs

and more beans???????????????????

oh,, ik that tottally, :3 i mean i got most of them right ,, but tf is a beagle puss is that what its called,,, anyways

bro only got 4 lilttle logue thingies bruhh

isnt vernaclaur a vein or something what

yeah bro and u have 2 cakes pls put 2 AND 2 TOGETHER

this is finna be good!!!

ion think bro can equip it

knew he couldnt equpi it,, call me vriska cause I'm pyshcic (that joke made no sense sorry) ,, bro got the worst fecth modus every bro cant access shit,,, bros room finna be looking like he just got passed the blunt,, STACK DATA STRUTCTURE??? nerdy ass fetch modus bruh,, (I love the name) bro I find it puzzling and mildly irritating too bruh oml,,, "but with any hope" but with any hope.. but wwith any hope? but wvith any hope? but wvwith any hope?

sorry yrall ampora moment [the last 1 is my ampora oc guys :::::::;) ]

ok imma shut up now good night or good morning ,, imma contiunwe this later,,

[jjmaybankssurfergf]

alright, apparently i havent made this clear enough. Bullying isnt ok seriously its not funny, its not cute, its not a fucking game, and its not cool. Twitter accs more so then on here have been picking on my friend because she doesnt like jiara and said "jj would still be alive if jiara never happened" which is like 90 percent true i agree with the statement but its also an opinion. The whole thing behind set with madison and rudy is still yet to be proven, the way they killed jj off just entirely sucked in my opinion it was unfair to rudy, rudy stans, and ofc jiara stans. in my opinion im not fond of jiara i was like in season one and like middle of season two but after that i was kinda just like eh. one because the way they did it and two it didnt even feel like they were together let alone friends. the whole jiara thing sucked, and a good portion of it is madison and elaines fault. im not gonna fucking blame rudy, why? because the dude has had multiple kiss scenes let alone a sex scene in a short film and he had to kiss and be affectionate towards a another women for like every night for romeo and juliet. have i seen madison do that? not that ive heard of ive never seen her kiss anyone besides jj and her own girlfriend. ive seen her acting, ive watched many of her projects and they all sucked timecut was fucking horrible. off screen kills, her shitty acting, cheesy killer names that shit was just beyond horrible. they basically butchered horror movies, ive seen a lot but that movie was by far the worst. things i will also add, fans destroyed obx and they dont want to take credit that they did it went, from shipping two actors to making edits and editing photos and putting them together or having them kiss in the picture. thats disgusting fans (not all) have ruined jiara and pretty much madison and rudys relationship and it pisses me off that people wanna bully other who dont like jiara. i dont like jiara but i dont say shit about it, just all together stop bullying other people its exhausting to deal with and just gross all together

ziggy 🌼

[rise-my-angel]

Because I love salt, what do you find to be the most annoying lines of so-called evidence or foreshadowing for ships you hate? For me it’s hard to pick just one but Jon saying Sansa looked radiant is up there for me because the idea that Jon had a crush on Sansa in the first book or before is so much worse than the thought of them meeting again and then developing feelings (which I still hate, but it’s just not as bad). It’s super normal for people to think their siblings look nice. Arya’s POV chapters also remark that Sansa is beautiful. Ashford theory is annoying because it was originally about the hound and Sansa (also hate this ship but the fans are a million times more tolerable). I also roll my eyes when fans insist that the bride of fire line foreshadows Dany marrying Jon (and I even LIKE that ship but only in an AU in my head where Lyanna is Jon’s mom but Rhaegar is NOT the father)

"Because I love salt"

You have come to the right place as this is an accurate real life photo of me running this blog:

Thats a good one I hate though, multiple siblings and family members in this series all compliment one another. Even characters with bad relationships compliment each other. In the books, Arya recalls that her father calls her pretty, which only Jon ever also called her. Does that mean Ned had romantic feelings for Arya? Or Lyanna for that matter? No of course not. Thinking someone in terms of beauty is zero indicator of attraction in any way.

Also its even funnier with Jonsas because Sansa herself notes that Arya looks just like Jon, and then on multiple occasions notes that she thinks Arya is ugly. So, its even less compelling.

In the show Tyrion compliments Cersei's beauty all the time and we know there is nothing to it. It's reading into something that isn't there beacuse if they ignore the way beauty is used in this series as a common compliment towards other highborns, then its a really simple box to check on really stock symptoms of attraction. (I also dont really enjoy Sansan but it is funny how they just stay in their circle and mind their business like they somehow are winning based on being not fucking annoying alone).

I'm gonna rapid fire for Jon here because pretty much every single ship he has is backed by the worst evidence known to man.

The idea that Jon never thinks about Sansa because he loves her the most is dumb and not how we know Jon works. He holds back what he says not what he thinks. He thinks of Sansa the least because despite being his sister, she treated him like shit because she looks down on him for being a bastard. Jon cares about her, but not anywhere near how he cares about his other siblings who have clearly shown him love and respect.

The worst of Jon and Arya is a very very old outline that grrm scrapped. Its an outline that wasnt used and most of it isnt canon so it is literally a piece of non evidence for a ship that is disgusting. (Both Jonsa and Jonrya make Jons good older brother behavior towards his sisters look predatory and the shippers are all literally too blind to realize it)

Jon and Dany have literally nothing to back that up, because they are staged as moral oppositions to one another, dont know the other exists, and the idea that the motif of ice and fire will be about the coming together of romance is antithetical to everything grrm has established about the themes of his story. They are so far from being a ship that literally the ONLY thing they have to support it is the show and thats an absolute joke (see my every post that got me blocked by jonerys stans for more detail)

Ygritte is a rapist, so I accept literally zero "evidence" on that ones validity.

I also hate the "the actors have chemistry" argument to support really bad ships, because some actors having chemistry doesnt equal good romance, it equals good on screen dynamics in its own unique way. Like Tywin and Arya in season 2 have GREAT chemistry, but I don't need to explain why shipping that is creepy. Catelyn and Jaime have great chemistry, but it doesn't mean anything was actually there which could've worked.

Like shipping is fine, but so many people just INSIST it is canon or meant to be instead of something fun to think about. I joke ship about Stannis and Davos because its fun but I'm not over here arguing that people who don't ship it are "ignoring the text in front of them deliberately".

Also honestly, its really funny to me that you had to specify you'd only like that ship if they weren't related. Big oof on that one. Jonerys stans hate the idea they couldn't be related because they somehow think Dany being his AUNT isn't at all creepy. Like, Dany is related to Jon the way Jon thinks hes related to his MOTHER. There is no capability of romance or attraction there, that's crazy.

People who are biologically related but don't know it, 99% of the time are in fact, still not accidentally attracted to each other because that's biological survival instinct. Anti inbreeding protocol. But they think because DANY was raised to think her families blood superiority driven incest is fine, that somehow means JON would think its fine. Jonsas have no argument for that they just have to pray desperately that Jon would want to fuck his little sister despite how much it makes him look like a predator.

I'm sorry, I hope you have water on hand to wash down all this goddamn salt I just threw at you all at once.

Really, it isn't individual lines that irk me, its the overall tendencies of these ships to put more emphasis on things that don't even exist to justify something they don't even realize WHY people think it's creepy. I don't hate a lot of ships, just...all pro incest ones, and ones that promote predatory/rapist behaviors. Which is why I don't ship much in this series.

We're probably not meant to ship many people in this series if I in any way understand even a modicum of why grrm writes the lack of romance the way he does.

[br1ghtestlight]

getting war flashbacks to the bobs burgers fanfic where louise is doing math homework in the restaurant when nobody else is around and then bob has a heart attack </3 that shit was TRAUMATIZING

love linda shouting four whenever there's a math problem or anything related to numbers. best recurring joke. FOUR!!!!

you can do it gene :D also im so bad at math I 100% would not be able to help either. dumbass rep family

bob trying to help gene with his homework is cute. even if he is Not very good at it. he wants to be an involved dad :(

gene im not gonna lie that math question has gotta be fucking with you. rhat is not a real question. i could NEVER do that not if i was given 100 hours that shit is fake

see this is where when I was in math class i would just write a random number and move on bcuz im never gonna figure it out anyway im not gonna waste time. so that's my advice gene. just Give Up

he says "maybe your mom or tina could get you started" because they're older but I genuinely think louise has a better chance of helping bcuz she is so smart. if she'd WANT to help is another question entirely

because I'm stuck in a safe 😐

AND THEN HE BLINDFOLDED ME ON THE WAY HERE??? HE BLINDFOLDED YOU??????

teddy I think his guy is gonna murder you im gonna be so real right now

unfortunately im kinda following teddy's logic now like. it isnt like fischoeder isn't doing this type of shit everyday just for fun. rich guys are just like that BUT getting their money is nice

"gene was doing homework?? that's new"

WE'RE NOT ALL ECONOMICALLY COMFORTABLE LIKE YOU ARE

"Why did you tell me the whole long story about the sandwich in the drawer if you're running out of battery LOCKED IN A SAFE??" "Context!!!!"

also bob and teddy have such great comedic chemistry lmao they bounce off each other so naturally

louise isn't lying she Does have a certain set of skills 😭 if anyone could find him it WOULD be her the lockpicking genius nine year old supervillain

miss you. see you soon. gotta go!!

has he gotten a new cellphone since that MIDDLE OF THE DAY AND YOUR PHONE IS AT 23% argument or is it that same shitty 2008 blackberry phone that dies almost immediately lmfao

bob is a real one for doing this bullshit for teddy he did NOT have to. they're ride or die fr

I'm not entirely unconvinced that gerald isnt a serial killer but thats okay <3 men can have hobbies

also I'm choosing to believe this gerald is the same one from the taxes/weed cookie episode even though it ABSOLUTELY is not bcuz i think that would be funny. by day he's a regular tax agent by night he is a creepy rich kidnapper who pulls mind games on all his handymen

OH I FORGOT THE SUBPLOT FOR THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT SPORTS PEOPLE why did they do the whole thing with gene's homework then.... are they connected. what is the gameplan

WE PICK A NEW LOVER FOR MOM

i love how bob is apparently the only thing keeping his family from going completely off the fucking rails like. he's the only thing standing between his family and their restaurant burning down with everyone inside fr

your dad never loved that dream :/ because he's a hater :/ AND SO JEALOUS :/

you're not gonna break the world record. another hater. STOP THAT

I might be having a panic attack 💔 I CANT TELL BECAUSE IVE NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE OR IM ALWAYS HAVING ONE soo real teddy

WE LOST HIM 😭😭💔

aww I love them all wearing their lil aprons <3 (crappy photo of my tablet bcuz the app im using to watch this episode doesn't allow screenshots)

SAY SOMETHING SMART LIKE UHH HOW WOULD YOU FLIP A GIANT BURGER. OH GOD THEY DIDNT MAKE THE GIANT BURGER DID THEY. WHO WOULD EVEN AGREE TO EAT THAT. AN OVER FOURTY CO-ED BASKETBALL TEAM. REALLY 😯

sorry this episode has so many good ooc quotes FJDMDJSKSKKM

gene STOP calling him father

bob is being like a whole ass detective meanwhile linda and the kids are currently making The Worst Decisions Ever

h jon benjiman is doing such a good job voicing bob in this episode idk it has so much personality and sounds natural. or it's always like this and im just now appreciating it but either way A+ work

cute bob and teddy moment ❤️❤️

(ignore the awful camera quality. nothing I can do there) also love the fact that teddy can easily lift up and manhandle bob. Good to know

there's so much going on w/ this gerald guy I dont even know WHERE to begin. what a guy. wow

this is so cute and sweet im so happy!!! YOU DOUBLE FAKE WALLED HIM :D YOU SMART SMARTIE. YOURE A GENIUS BOB

"I knew I asked the right person to come help me. Yeah. Mort wouldn't answer."

"What? You called Mort first?"

"No..."

HE ASKED MORT???? LMFAO big win for tedmort shippers. I fucking guess

MORT NEVER DOUBLE FAKE WALLED ANYONE why is bob like genuinely jealous of mort and teddy right now 😭 chill out man you've got a wife at home

"let's just say it's twelve" FINALLY bob follows my very smart advice when it comes to math homework smh

ALSO THIS IS TECHNICALLY THE FIRST TIME WE'VE SEEN THEM EATING BOBS BURGERS FOR DINNER OR IN GENERAL!!! I mean it's a giant hamburger loaf but it technically was served at bob's burgers so it counts

GIANT FRENCH FRIES

aww this episode was so fun and cute!! I love the more adventure-y type episodes where they explore a new location so this episode was great and very stressful lmao. also very funny. I love bob and teddy's dynamic/back and forth throughout the episode and the weird mort mention at the end felt like they were soft launching his and teddy's relationship even though I KNOW they aren't actually. mort could replace kathleen if we believe. very solid 8/10 episode :)

[bigweldindustries]

1, 12, 28!

AAAA thank you!!! B)

questions I think would be fun to be asked

what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?

pokemon has by far been the biggest driving force in who i am socially - every irl friend i've ever had was either made through pokemon, or friends i met through those friends. i played both the tcg and vgc competitively between 11 and 16, and was so deeply woven into that that when i started playing pokemon go with the local pokemon go community in 2018 people a lot of people recognised me from back then. the interest changed me for the worst - it was how i met and got close to one of my abusers - but even so, when my friends all left the city, i still decided to get back into tcg to stop being so lonely. it's cringe being this into a nintendo property but it's just someth i do at this point lol

aside from that uhhhh my impulsiveness kinda fucks i throw myself into things without a second thought. literally how i found a career that doesn't make me wanna Die and also how i found i fuckin love praying mantises. hell impulsiveness is how i started playing competitive pokemon. if my impulses were different i would be entirely different and that kinda throws me lmfao

third uhhhhh my grandma getting me an mp3 player for christmas when i was 6. was a factor in my autism being spotted and diagnosed. also made me a lil music freak. thanks grandma

12. what’s some good advice you want to share?

buy and keep two sets of crayons; skin toned crayons and monochrome crayons. you want as many different colours in both as possible. they don't have to be expensive crayons, offbrand cheapo ones will do.

between these you will be able to buff out pretty much any mark ever made in anything plastic or wood you own in a couple of minutes. the wax is thick enough to fill in the deep gap and by going lightly back and forth between 2-3 shades it is really fucking easy to colourmatch. smooth it over with a thumb and its unnoticeable. this is my favourite bit of adult knowledge i have bc i love doing it lol

28. do you collect anything?

oh god not more pokemon but pokemon plushes (this isnt even all of them ive got a bunch since i took this photo lmfao) is one!

also a really random figure collection:

finally ive got my big ol pin collection which i dont have a photo of because i need to sort it now ive got it out of storage (either way i have enough that i had to get a second big ass pinboard LMAO help)

[safetyobstacles]

Parte dois of my giant post to hold all my reactions as i watch Desconjuração because my original post somehow got MASSIVE

so spoilers under the cut starting on ep 9 BBBB)))))

parte uno

update from episode 11 this post is also massive help

you know that song "our house in the middle of our street" thats what this half of desconjuração is like but its just "our house" over and over and over and

WHAT THE HELL WHY WHY WHY WHY

i am sad about liz but its okay im fine its im so sad im rotting im dust my bones have turned to acid and liquid and theres no putting me back together its okay at least i still have arthur and kaiser and erin and joui and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EP 9 im going to its 130 am and i have work in the morning but i actually cant sleep until i know what happens to Ivete

cellbit got a haircut for christmas

the void room looks so cool ????????? joui doesnt get a line sus

ABSOLUTE COMEDY GOLD THIAGO AND BEA that was the funniest shit ever "careful asking questions" "GOT ANY SUGGESTIONS??" KKKKKKK i had to pause to breathe if ivete dies because of this at least it was really fucking funny

??????????????????????????????????????????????? i have trust issues is this even real

off topic but ivete, kaiser, and arthur all living together is actually the cutest thing ever i want to crush them like an orange to make juice

joui why are you being so vague over this phone call sus sus sus sus

cellbit says the word photos and i wanna throw him out a window leave kaisers photos aloooooooooooonnnnnneneeeeeee oh nvm the photos are normal :)

joui looking good with his 26 hp 69 sanity :)) erin slowly going crazy with her 13 sanity :))))))) dante is just kinda homeless rn isnt he

ok i feel like this is probably real enough that i can go to sleep without worrying

i think my favourite ordem song is in the second half of this season but that also doesn't bode well for the team...

tristan FUMBLES with the pool question

joui wasnt in the spooky room joui wont hug tristan.............. sus

im so glad everyone else thinks that bea asking for suggestions was funny as fuck dude i was in tears over it

LOOOOL dude i couldnt figure out why Mia was so familiar shes in the GAME her and Lupi i cant believe i didnt recognize her at first its okay ivete i also cant do math in my head

'yeah she fought the god of death thats why shes old' this is so awkward for fernando specifically

why is erin's grandma an elite hacker i think we should open the possible ransomware for fun good thing erin passed her sanity test wtf kaiser's apartment is haunted his computer is haunted his face is fucked up one of his friends just died someone go buy him some gum erin i think your grandma might have joined a cult

kaiserrrrrr he cares so much about his people, giving ivete money to find a new place for now agatha really grows on you shes just a little guy with deadly tendencies and fun hobbies

joui vs modern technology is such a good bit

kaiser about to dislocate his knee all over again door strong

'tem dois pufes' WHAT A GOOD WORD PUFES I LOVE THAT INCREDIBLE suspicious note in the haunted wine cabinet kaiser with the haunted cigarettes and the haunted weed idk which team is more cursed team 2 has a cellbit npc but team 1 has the guys that are seeing phantom eyeballs everywhere

quatro pessoas..... fofoca..... bro arnaldo fritz got around EVERYWHERE are we sure thiago is his only kid the plumbing might need some work wow thats actually like my worst nightmare whats happening to kaiser erin with 13 sanity about to start her singing career

water being used as a horror element makes this 10 times harder to get through for me just the idea of it freaks me out lolll enigma of the printer they're never going to get this file printed strong feeling that tristan is going to get mangled in the haunted house

if i was cellbit and all my players were scattered around the house trying to do 7 different things all at once i would just cry

dante's lost, tristan is trying to set up erin and joui, arthur and fernando are arguing over a printer, kaiser is pocketing a laptop, bea is trying to advance the plot, joui is panicking over groups of 4

kaiser dont go to the bathroom the water is trying to drown you CAN WE LEAVE THJE HAUNTED HOUSE why all these houses fucked up kaiser no more houses for you thats horrible thats horrible thats horrible why do you hate photography cellbit

tristan dont look out tristan stay hiding tristan shut the fuck up the evil monster is in the hALLWAY oh nevermind oh nevermind never mind oh shit oh FUCK DAMN DAMN DAMN BRO GOT OPENED LIKE A CAN OF TUNA

EP 10 theres no way this can go worse than the Virgulino house fight

this season's opening is so good last season's was as well i love good opening sequences DAMN i just watched osnf opening again and now im sad once more i watched it 4 more times i am in AGONY

THE TRISTAN CORPSE erin with 18 sanity doing better nevermind fucking hell maybe we get erin out of here bea runs TOWARDS the corpse thats crazy hello luciano this is really awkward for you to show up right now

go downstairs go downstairs go downstairs go downstairs leave the house leave the house leave the house guys joui has the right idea get the hell out

would be crazy to be one of the neighbours looking out the window right now ERINNNNNNN its ok its ok joui about to beat up dante not the van cellbit looks sus as fuck i think they should go visit the neighbours all the blood might make it a bit awkward tho

so glad i can read portuguese so this notebook could make me sad before Bea even started reading it who's letting their kid answer the door when you live across from a haunted house

little tiny Arthur terrorizing these kids he doesnt mean it puppy fernando probably would have been the better person to talk to the neighbours kaiser repeating their names so he doesnt forget like he did in the house im gonna break something

'its us three forever' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA im going to deastroy ecveryhting rgresrebhvaljkvbfdsahlvnfakdv

ok but at least if we are going back in the house can we figure out whats up with the printer are we suuuuure the laptop doesnt have a charger is there a ladder that we can use, have kaiser or arthur climb up look through a window, see if they can see the spider woman

the plan is dont die IM SURE THEY WILL ALL BE OKAY bea i think if you go with you die maybe the spider woman is turning tristan's body into a puppet and shes gonna start a puppet show

im so glad we're going in the house at night im so glad theres a red light in the haunted house at night im so glad this is a group of 4 Joui got me paranoid PICTURE DEVELOPMENT ROOM thats not very scary nevermind kaiser get away from the sink its gonna try to suck you again is that bastet ive seen his doki doki stream

i was just gonna comment on how cellbit suddenly sat up straight but he just became grandma again bro erin has 8 sanity one of her best friends just died in front of her she needs to go home ooog idk if we go upstairs ooooggggrgrgbrehgrdf joui idk if you go in front ur kinda freaking out

i hate this house haunted wardrobe about to eat dante the haunted eyeball is contagious ok what do we all have in common that the eyeball is haunting them ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that i can think of the odds of dante putting that number in his phone thats crazy has anyone thought about looking up at the ceiling while they walk

ok now open the door again thats how the eyes work they disappear after you see them ok nvm stop trying to open the door shut the door shut the door KICK THE DOOR???? EXTREMO??? joui that room is hella haunted "hehe nao sabe" wheres kian, kian sabe

i would like to ask again has anyone considered looking up at the ceiling this entire time oh lol they actually looked up just now LAPTOP CHARGER POG who the hell is moving a whole stove upstairs if it broke just put it outside joui is afraid of the upstairs stove

i feel like whatever monster is in this house isnt resposible for kaiser's memory problems/photo problems because his photos got messed up all the way back at Liz's apartment, and the dripping sound was happening before that or maybe its just a part of it since joui and dante have seen the eyesballs now too but why does ivete see it too ? ?? ? its linked specifically to kaiser maybe? maybe its like the flu and hes spreading it by coughing on everyone but then if it is linked to kaiser why him?? i dont remember anything especially specific happening to him at the end of osnf

if thats a photo of them right now ill die thats another horror trope i hate is when you get confirmation that something is indeed watching you please look out the window i have to know ok maybe it isnt

wait didnt that old lady call them an uber like 3 hours ago maybe they can print a key for one of the doors the most obvious crack in the wall everybody missed it for so long

alright buddy cellbit why do you keep calling out the time thats sus why is he counting it out by the minute stop it joui you loser that was cute maybe we burn it outside have you guys ever thought of that maybe we burn it outside so we arent trapped in the house

couldnt have tried burning it outside joui hiding in rocks like a crab okay kaiser runs INTO the house okAY kinda figured the door would do that ah fhfdvnfjdavbklfrdhaij; this music is awesome bea going to hide in a pillow fort idk if that ones gonna work bud wait yeah maybe we dont go in the van something vandalized it last time

"you still dont hear footsteps" ok but last time thats when tristan got plucked also the hell music is still playing so luciano HIIIDE JUST HIDE maybe break the window??? JKUST HIDE STOP FIGHTING THE WINDOW JUST HIDE NVM OK JUMP OUT THE WINDOW LEEEEEAVE NAAO no gkd danmnmuit LUIS BEAAAA shes hgonna shoot him on accident dante got the fuck out lmaooooo

LUCIANO LIVES??????? HE LIVEDDDDDDDDDDD leave the house leave the house leave the house leave the house theres still a half hour left this episode is stressing me out so bad its awesome

headless doll how nice how friendly how normal for a haunted house nvm now the doll has a head erin needs a vacation she has 8 sanity this fucking laptop is the actual boss of the house no way theres only 10 minutes left we're gonna be stuckj in this house for another episode mom pick me up i want to go home

burn the photo OUTSIDE wehats wrong with you guys THANK YOU JOUI NO KAISER wait so it wasnt reacting to the photos getting burned not the POV photo damn poor record guy AWESOME COFFINS GREAT ONE IS OPEN COOL

ep 11 shoutout to orpheu for living this long

rakin did something different with his hair

opening the unchained coffin is wild but you go dante dont let anyone stop you grabbing the floating tape is wild but you go bea dont let anyone stop you taking a picture of the monster is such a good idea you just have to not die in the process\

'kills victims after devouring their memories' KAISERRRRRR 'you guys are getting tired and hungry' ok well maybe if someone didnt fuck up their van they could go to a waffle house

CUP NOODLES POG why are you judging joui's cup noodle flavour listen just send arthur to the old lady's house sure he has one arm and a scarred face but hes arthur hes so small hes the kind of person old people love joui about to get sucked by the sink oh nevermind is this water even safe to drink tho theyre about to get parasites

joui and arthur sharing ramen :) so cute so small so cute how have non of these people eaten ramen before this isnt even real ramen its instant noodles this cooking break is kind of nice if you ignore the invisible spider stalking them no way we take a nap in the haunted house

this is supposed to be sad i can tell but im obsessed with memory loss kaiser going 'wow look at my totally normal faceless parents in this totally normal picture' and arthur just being 'no kaiser no no no'

really admire how we're all just chilling in the haunted house erin so quiet joui you are such a loser i love you NOO ERIN CAN ALSO HEAR THEM KKKKKKKK luciano gnawing on a brick of instant noodles is so real joui and erin gonna make my heart bones dissolve stop it ill die nobody smile at her she may have a heart attack

am i crazy is it not wild to be napping in the haunted house i feel crazy cellbit saying 'you feel strange' but its just luciano changing back had me so scared for half a second fernando this is so awkward you know that tristan is dead right

joui and arthur SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TOGETHER GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR "bom dia joui :)"

POLICE OPEN UP joui just let the cop in joui is incredibly charming nvm not that charming english jumpscare wheres thiago when you need him he could talk his way out of this uh oh

STOPPP the english is killing me also these cops are about to die horribly dante playing splinter cell ana about to get SNATCHED JUAREZ MOOOOVE dude that thing looks awesome her arms are so long AHHH HE MAKES IT OUT THE WINDOW THIS TIME we shoot the monster as its trying to hug joui okay 8 damage is fucked

kaiser is playing pokemon snap meanwhile the monster is trying to turn arthur's chest into a bread bowl luciano doing crazy damage this fight beaaaaaa bbbro its eating her DESASTRE??? nah wait doesnt this thing eat memories before it kills you dude come on bea barely has any HES ABOUT TO PUNCH THE BIRD ORPHEU IS GLOWING AGAINN dante stumbling through the window

erin is so real hiding this whole fight DAMN snapped orpheu like a pencil HE SAID THE THING ???????????? this thing hates knowledge specifically it has so much HEALTH IT CAN REACH OUT THE WINDOW JOUI FUCKIGN SLIPPPPPEDDDD kaiser so mad about being the photographer JOUI YOU'RE SO COOOOOL

cellbit you fucker i dont think tiny bird cpr is going to help YO????? erin chilling with 2 sanity open the door open it open it thats a whole book cellbit...........................

EP 12 whats on the laptop whats in that room can we go home yet

hi everybody welcome to the next episode here have some trauma

nobody smile at erin she's liable to just straight up kill herself if you arent careful 'im gonna tell bea i liked her writing :D' oh dear erin dont even worry about it joui, erin's just gonna talk to tristan's blood splatter

dante with the haircut can the paranormal fix my vision too i would become an occultist for that how is this door STILL stuck who in there not-dead-bea isnt gonna freak out is she thats gonna be reallyyyyyyy

theres no way i would be opening one of these coffins after all the shit we just went through what if theres another spider woman in there joui with a shotgun... does this count as grave robbing is kaiser going to be haunted by even more spirits

dont worry kaiser i have dyslexia and i cant read cursive either its cursed SHOOTING THE COFFIN IS HILARIOUS WHAAAT WHY IS THERE A BLOOD ZOMBIEWHERE THE FUCK DID IT COME FROM ARTHURRRRRRR THIS HOUSE FUCKING SUCKS

wait i forgot thats how blood zombies work cellbit you fucker dont you dare did dante just try to hockey check the zombie joui doing an epic move nevermind this is not very friendly bea :( guyssssss you cant just keep her like this forever will she even go back to being not angry not to be that guy but even if you do manage to chain her up shes probably just gonna mutilate herself to get to you guys

doorways and hallways are the most dangerous enemies in ordem theres too many people climbing all over each other trigger discipline luciano????????????? joui you're so cool

thIS IS SO AWKWARD i just dont know if erin is the best person to be breaking this to fernando erin i dont know if you should be transcending right now but maybe this will be good for you

kaiser and erin got that energy like their parents know each other and wont stop talking in the aisle of a grocery store wait i forgot kaiser has that doll what is it FOR escolha..... WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK JOUI AND ERIN ARE GONNA KISS fernando, erin is the resident grenade and shotgun user she cant stay in the back

the longer they stay in this house the more i can see the actual players going crazy i love that joui's perfect series of events goes back to liz being alive hes so right got rolled by a door

do you think cellbit made the puzzles in this house like "these are kind of difficult but i think they can do it :)" and then dante is just forgetting to finish reading the damned diary and we've been stuck in this house for 4 episodes erin has the right idea blow it up LOL wait luciano is actually gonna let her

ARTHURRRRRRR so small its okay arthur you're a good person RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA the arthur kaiser joui relationship making me violent

cellbit i dont like the face you made when fernando went to try and transcend sus DOLL ROOM wait i recognise this music wtf but the song im thinking of is from the calamidade soundtrack

EP 13 cory in the house theme song playing we're never leaving this house

o carente but its not really or maybe it is i dont actually know what the song is for in calamidade joui is not a fan of the doll room who is the eyeball who is the eyeball the drippy sound are the eyeballs the dolls god dammit kaiser at least arthur isnt looking joui vs a closet joui lost

is the eyeball related to death since its basically stealing time away from kaiser ill start fist fighting i still think the eyeball issue is connected specifically to kaiser and hes accidentally spreading it to other people but if thats true why can dante see them whats the connection GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH do they have to be told about it???? will lu and erin start seeing them now too

LIZ WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO JOUI WAAAAAAAAAAA

cellbit doesnt believe in the power of the safari search engine someone needs to take luciano's gun away hes shooting everything

did daniel hartmann also write this book so glad we're reading the haunted doll book in the haunted doll room in the haunted house no way theres a portuguese test erin and dante dont know portuguese cursive writing defeats yet another player

hey can we figure out who cut the wires in the van thats yet another haunted house mystery unsolved WASHING MACHINE POG NEVERMIND 4 dolls 4 people that can see the eyesballs ive got it we have to sacrifice joui, arthur, dante, and kaiser portuguese defeats yet another player

THIS HOUSE IS IMPOSSIBLE do they have to take photos why is kaiser filling up the bathtub is he gonna take a bath erin's lighting incense to try and make the house smell nicer dante was climbing boxes eu sou luciano what the hell are joui and dante even doing

voce é um gênio arthur!!!! eu sei :))) JOUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII kaiser dont let arthur in that bathroom ??????? huge brain moment kaiser hang on hes about to fucking drown no way arthur is coming to rescue him alright nobody's allowed near water by themselves anymore what the fuck was that

whaAAAAAT thats crazy anyways jouixarthur?? also happy pride month FOUR DOLLS POGGGGGGGGG erin's not allowed to open any doors if she has to roll a sanity test she'll explode english jumpscare i can hear the drippinggggg

going off the name of the song from calamidade im going to assume all the ghost kids just want a hug and then we can leave no problem :) none of these people have ever talked to a kid in their lives wait the emo kid from across the street??? goth is a lifestyle joui

ah nao we're about to go kidnap the goth kid from across the street luciano might just be the absolute worst person to go and talk to some kid send arthur and joui they are by far the friendliest ?????????????? what do you mean luciano what do you MEAN erin also a good choice shes friendly happy pride month the chair moves incredible

please stop comparing your abs please im begging you stop please por favor pare por favor eu vou morrer guys you cant just bring this kid into the haunted house with luciano shirtless thank god

is this joui's first date this is horrific joui you're soooo this is going incredibly poorly already where are these kids parents cellbit playing three believable NPCs at once is so fun omg Hugo the little brother is MISSING??? joui dont threaten the 16 year old omg Hugo so small manga and snacks thats all he needs joui HATES teenagers joui is so cool to hugo

dante and luciano absolutely RUINING their cover guysssss you're scaring the 15 year olds DAMN JOUI absolutely rolled luciano amigos imaginarios.... bruxo...... hugo about to be kaiser and arthur's new lil bro dante HATES teenagers maybe tim is hiding in the washing machine actually maybe hes in the doll closet bro tim is 11??? they made it sound like hes 5

nevermind ive got it tim is hiding in the coffin tim better not be in the van theres a bea in it why the fudge is this kid in the van :(

im well aware that theres a monster in some season thats called the imaginary friend so tim is making me awfully nervous jesus christ do eduarda's parents know she can do this anyways horrible feeling one of these kids is gonna get possessed and they'll have to fight it

music picking up uh ohhhhh luciano listen i get it i also think they should kill not-dead-bea but this isnt a conversation you should be having with 4 kids in the room tim is one of you imaginary friends in the room with us

dont worry guys ive got it kian is currently possessing tim thats the solution ok the neighbour is kian ive got it for sure kian is everywhere hes in the sofa in the sink in your shoes kian is the neighbours dog ive got it all figured out INTERIOR DESIGN

if i read assombração forçada literally it definitely doesnt sound like a good thing wtf is a forced haunting kian sabe.... are we talking like they took all these live kids and made them possessed or something are there a bunch of kids buried under the house joui's having a brain blast alright ive got it all figured out for sure for real kian is being passed around to different kids bodies so that he never dies thats the solution KIAN IS OROCHIMARU LOLLLLL

dante i think you need to admit that some of your friends from the orphange are all fucked up now and have done really bad things

CATS KIAN IS A CAT IVE FIGURED IT OUT KIAN IS JENNIFER ooooooooooooooo arthurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr WAAAAAAAAA OW???? OUCHIES voce ta bem??? CLARO QUE NAO joui needs a rabies shot now cellbit if you hurt hugo im gonna be really upset ????????????????

daniel hartmann you motherfucker guiltiest man once alive and you deserve it what the hell was wrong with you

EP 14 MUITO BOA NOITE

erin with 21 sanity really doing well for herself the real boss of the house is the handwriting in these notes luciano and dante are getting rolled we still haven't unlocked that stupid laptop thats kinda awkward daniel has a whole fanbase waiting for a new book but he got chomped in half

someone get hugo away from the blood pile hes gonna start trying to steal some jennifer isnt like.... infecting them is she dante if the teenagers think you're cool then you are so cool cassiano probably wants your autograph wait so its not the cat ok ive got it the cat is obviously trying to protect them from the monster jennifer would never hurt anyone

kaiser is accidentally infecting everyone with the eyesballs somehow i know it we keep talking about time sus sus sus sus sus sus

ok ive read the last three paragraphs many many times and all ive gathered is this monster is following jennifer but it realised kaiser is super hot so now it wants to kiss him and also all of kaiser's friends and also ivete so the solution is kaiser and arthur take a nap while everyone hides and watches

ordem paranormal sleepover if theres only 16 cat eyes then that means one of the cats (JENNIFER) escaped idk about this one dante noooo arthur im sure jennifer isnt evil she just has an imaginary friend following her around and it wants to eat your face joui i dont know about this one 18 cat eyes jennifer is NOT haunted

joui quit being a bitch you're only carrying a drawer full of eyesballs what if we try to burn only 1 eyeball dante and kaiser defeat the singular eyeball joui burns the eyeballs this surely wont have a negative affect

o game cheiro LMAOO i cant stop thinking about the game cheiro now

i have the solution dante should sit ON TOP of the wardrobe then he can jump whatever comes out of it oh my god i thought cellbit was roleplaying someone muffled screaming but its arthur's phone ringing ivete :) wait doesnt ivete have the possibly haunted jennifer with her ARTHUR TELL IVETE TO TELL SOMEONE YOUR VAN IS FUCKED YOU GUYS ARE STRANDED

are we bringing ivete to the haunted house idk about this one guys joui wants his bow so bad WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAT YOU SAW WHAT IVETE YOU SAw wghaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAT YOU SAW HUH WHAT THE FUCK GUYSSSSSS the girls are fighting again o dear kaiser fernando this is really a horrible time to show up

ivete is here i have anxiety do we really bring jennifer in the house tho do we really bring ivete in the house tho aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa joui i love you you're such a little loser just let him hold the shotgun for 5 minutes nobody in the call trusts cellbit with jennifer IM SO WORRIED listen if i have to pick between ivete and jennifer i pick ivete every time please dont murder her cellbit

we're at the point where they're just threatening cellbit this is like the absolute worst thing i could be watching at 3:30 right before bed what the hell NOBODY HEARS ANYTHING cellbit's having the time of his life KAISER GETS UP???? WHAT HTHE FUCK IS THAAAAT THATS BEEN HAUNTING JENNIFER???????????? THATS BEEN HAUNTING KAISER AND ARTHUR AND IVETE????? DANIEL HARTMANN YOU ASSHOLE

cellbit it so hyped for this im so afraid wow what a nice heal dante oooooo erin using her energy kaiser was not ready if they let this thing escape im gonna wait they're bullying it ???????? QUE FODA IS RIGHT AI WAIT ARTHUR HAS 4 HP luciano remembers everything??????? we leave kaiser alone with fingers and not-kaiser okay OUCH NOT-ARTHUR IS CRAZY WITH IT REAL ARTHUR IS ALSO CRAZY WITH IT kaiser is getting rolled all because he took a nap DANTE CANT HIT SHITTTTT cellbit you YOUUUU 'isnt kaiser one of your important people?" youuuuuuuuuuu

joui stop getting shot by kaiser challenge failed 12 DAMAGE??? DANTE WITH ONE HEAL EARLIER porra ivete minha querida ???????????????????????????????????????????????????? erin. JOUIIIIII we're all failing everything today ivete is fucking nasty with it IVETTTEEEEE PLEEEASE KILL KAISER 2 cellbit you're gonna have to drag ivete out of guaxi's cold dead hands KAISER IS SO SLEEPY kaiser failing EVERYTHING kaiser 2 is fucking CRAZY HES SO STRONG HES IN THE MATRIX arthur rolled a one im gonna lose my brain my mind its all crumbling to dust kaiser rolled a 1 cellbit what the fuck

ivete putting in work FRAKAISER joui you arent allowed in the kaiser 2 fight you already lost dante a true healer about to start beating his patients to near death aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA luciano just demolished kaiser 2 HES STILL ALIVE???? NEVERMIND LETS GOOOO joui has broken free of his hallway prison kaiser killsteal

kaiser and arthur taking a little nap joui going to treat ivete :))))))))) no matter how many times cellbit tries to explain first aid it will never not be confusing jennifer i knew you werent evil just haunted sick tattoo arthur but im not really feeling it theres still ghosts up in here

EPISODE FIFTEEEEEEEN i have a bad feeling that if erin dies im going to be really sad how has this happened i kind of love her

kaisers taking a nap onnnnnn the floor arthur hugging im grthgbfdsahvgkjbldsav damn luciano straight to the point at least its a cool looking tattoo arthur tries to transcend with the tattoo and he just explodes oh kaiser is just laying on the ground with the espreitador

still cant get over the fact that daniel hartmann made this thing dude if i was him and i made these kinds of creatures without fully realizing i would also feel horrible

the doll face is kind of horrible get it away joui kaiser doesnt need more drugs he needs bedtime hes gonna have a heart attack "foi legal" ok mister i got shot in the chest OOP? KAISER AND JOUIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this is so 'dante can you grab my shirt from the floor?'

ERIN CAN FIX THE VANNNNNNNN bea is still in the van danteeee you gotta do something about this erin you are so cool you fix that van you can do anything THE PIZZAS who the fuck stole a slice ivete payed for those erin why are you grinning like that VAN FIXED ERIN I LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU ATE A SLICE OF PIZZA

the most van ride ever the sleeping passengers the bea the pizza mystery erin's about to crash the car because of the cheese bread this is gonna be so awkward when they get to the base SO awkward

fuck you kaiser you are a good person when bea was trying to kill you guys you didnt even try to hurt her IVETE I LOVE YOUUUUU WAAAAAAAAAAA bro ivete is actually gonna make me cry wtf health regen humungous we deserve this kaiser with the xqc sticc body type what are the odds that when dante tries to look into bea's mind its just screaming and agony verissimo is missing okaay

I LOVE ERIN erinnnnn you're breaking this in the worst way possible they dont know tristan is deaaaaad kalera is so cool dude

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MARCELA IS MATHEUS' MOM THERES THREE PEOPLE IN THIS CALL THAT JUST STRAIGHT UP BULLIED HIM flashback to alex sneaking matheus a note and the kid just reading it out loud

btw im still obsessed with how they say "hugo" in a brazillian accent thats amazing all hugo should be said like that

clarissa is here this is really awkward are you gonna tell her kaiser orrr oof

"HOW ARE YOU FEELING ARTHUR?" kaiser asks while punching him

cellbit stop smiling when you ask if dante is ready to hear bea's thoughts stop it nvm he sent it to break evil mestre

well i wasnt wrong WHOA WHOA WHA get dante outta there what the hell fuck thats :(

that was horrific kaiser theres alot of people locked up in the base prison joui wants to meditate with kaiser sooooo bad if anyone offered to meditate with him he might cry i fucking love tetris

>:( :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

dante is in unconscious jail OH JOUI thats so awkward you understand what has to be done arthur is TWENTY EIGHT hes so young thats fucked up you stole his whole family from him hes still in his twenties MY BODY IS A TEMPLE

oh. that sucks joui you wouldnt hit a blind man would you

this is so awkward for everyone else living in the ordem prison that can hear this i just think we dont go back to the orphanage?????? that place sucks???? kaiser about to gain the ritual of turning someone into a puppet kaiser thinks omitting details and lying are two different things very interesting surveillance ritual

damn ordem makes me want to punch my monitor

wait DAMN OH SHIT i didnt even realiese until kaiser fucking said something just now but they ARE listening and watching from the symbol tattoed on arthur thats fucked if i had to guess its the sect of masks that did it???? to watch joui?? but strange that the doll face with the same symbol was in the mansion unless the house and the sect of masks are connected somehow

i feel like its better to tell arthur, like who cares if the people listening know, itll be easier to hide shit if arthur understands .... the neighbours? im telling you the neighbour's dog is secretly kian

im a big fan of pizza thats been sitting out for too long thats my toxic trait erin rich as heck we wouldnt make dante sleep on the floor would we hes kind of depressed right now JOUI damn joui they're making dante breakfast and everything kaiser you're being a freak .....we havent heard from grandma in a while

jouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u stay here u little

EPISODE 16 WOOOOOOOOO the kaiser thumbnail is wicked

we live in a world where someone or something has definitely gone and dug up bea's body but thats just my opinion

"hm" JOUIIIIIIIIIII JUST HAVE A SLEEPOVER WITH ARTHUR E KAISER "of course, you slept with dante" JOUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII kaiser is too smart brain too big

ooooooo agathinha foi mal is right arthur's fucking giggle bro stop agatha so mad he got a tattoo without her maybe we ask joui for advice before trying to remove the tattoo "can you hold my hand" arthur makes me want to punch my monitor 11 DAMAGE LOOOL

CARALHO TÁ MUITO FODA joui's so mad hes transcending

they're gonna get back to the house and the kids wandering around it

the computer guys are so funny i think if you turn on an actual light in their room they'll all shrivel up and die letícia is nice but if a strong wind comes she will blow away into dust

to be clear i would steal from the ordem just to see what would happen missed opportunity to see ivete go on a manhunt for who stole her supplies fernando SUCKS at pool joui you're such a little loser i love you kaiser you have to teach arthur how to actually play tetris he doesnt get it

we back in canada baby get the poutine i just noticed the name of this episode :)))))))))) its my favourite ordem song you dont understand

THE OLD PEOPLE DIIIIEDDDD KIAN THE DOG KILLED THEM AND STOLE THEIR BODIES fresta amongus no way we were talking to ghosts bro they ate ghost cake erin's mask is awesome the knowledge and energy guys were kissing in here aren't they supposed to hate each other when did luciano get here

guys kaiser is going through a crisis he's trying to change himself for the better but hes really self conscious about it

HUUUUGGOOOOO hugo dont add random adults on whatsapp even if they like g-force joui would fight a teenager if their name was cassiano

mmmmmmm coffin soup aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaao lodo preto burn it burn it burn it burn it tchau lodo preto nevermind nevermind nevermind tchau lodo preto arthur dont fucking touch it ...espiral escape room mestre THE PASSWORD IS KIAN THE PASSWORD IS KIAN dammit the password is olho the password is olho

joui you get away from that spiral corpse THE PASSWORD IS HUGO the password is door 4 students desks amongus the password is four the blackboard is haunted haunted chiclete

wowie sheet music if they zoom in on it more i could read it wait thats THE SONG THATS THE BEST SONG some death guy about to come punch them all

i feel like ive lost the plot i need someone to summarize leonardo gomes for me, we think he's kian right??? like his body is kian and we're trying to track leo down to find kian because theyre the same person technically right if not then im watching an entire different show lmao

bmail musicinha if fernando gets fucked up like bea did does the same thing happen to luciano since they share a body or not because they dont really share a mind

its a familiar song to joui... to be clear this is the best song ever dangerous song ?????? cellbit you stop that play the song again joui its so good i dont care if its sending us to hell or whatever

it is boa cellbit fuck you if this song sends you into a coma im screwed oop oop oop oop THAT THING IS AWESOME WHAT THE HELL WICKED COOL SO COOL death has the best monsters

eu fracassei 24 damage is crazy what the hell ah nao she just started the monsters second phase joui get the fuck outta the way erin's demolishing this guy arthur's nice with it luciano playing the drums joui that was so cool theyre bullying this dude

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHATS ON THE LAPTOPPPPPPP

stepped on a lego normal kids room with a summoning symbol in it wait havent we heard if tirigan before TIM'S IMAGINARY FRIEND?? thats not good your imaginary friend should not be friends with other people ooooo arthur so smart liz would be so proud JOUI SAID IT TOO WAAAA

????????????????????????????????????????????????? alvaro was all over the place also CRAZY that alex doesnt get noticed in this paper dudes so unlucky even in death number 1 alvaro augusto hater btw what a guy

LOL THE SKULL luciano how did you not break it into 1 million pieces no way the body were we supposed to burn this thing plEASE DONT THROW A GRENADE TOWARDS KAISERRRRR this song is so good ill actually never get over it joui is escaping the hallway very smart hallways and doorways very dangerous kaiser about to chuck himself down the stairs

joui not jealous joui never jealous someone should touch the sludge for fun they're gonna have to fight the corpse a third time but now it'll deal burn damage erin almost died on the stairs

LAPTOPPPPPPPPPPPP POGGGGGGGGGGG WE MADE ITTTTTT WINDOWS XP UH OH THAT NOTEPAD DOESNT LOOK TOO GOOD anyways my favourite element is death kaiser wanted to hack the email so bad we really moved into a haunted house and THEN adopted a child not what i would do but whatever

'good luck surviving until then' okay buddy dude this guy doesnt stay away THERES MORE are these the dead kids ISNT GRENADE THREE THE DESASTRE ROLL JUST WONDERING JUST CURIOUS erin is these guys' worst nightmare he rolled a 1 against her how sad AI JOUI FUCKIN SLIPPED OR SEOMTHING HIS INSIDES ARE GETTING TOSSED LIKE A SALAD arthur and fernando jamming out who even cares about death skeletons

luciano fucking sucks at playing the guitar foda demais ITS OUTSIIIIDE ARE THE KIDS ACROSS THE STREET SEEING THIS SHIT HUGO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW wwe superstar luciano hitting a frog splash

joui and erin you two are so lame together i say lovingly joui is not jealous at all ever about any attention that arthur gives to anyone else JOUI THATS SO RUDE KKKK DONT JUDGE HER 3 WORDS SHE KNOWS IN JAPANESE

carro chegando who the fuck is here go away this house is haunted as heck off topic but eita is such a good word IVETE GO HOME WHATS WRONG WITH YOU oh she's dante's uber driver

EP 17 tamo junto

dante you missed the party cool sunglasses tho someone should probably keep an eye on dante so he doesnt take a tumble down the stairs yes ivete please leave the haunted house probably wants to eat you WAAAAA I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT THEY STOLE BEA'S BODY was it gal or the mask guys tho gal is more connected to the orphanage and also hes A FUCKING ASSHOLE

ghost footprints kaiser's never seen a shoe in his life arthur making sure dante doesnt take a tumble down the stairs joui also but im pretty sure hes just being jealous again not the bathroom again :DDDDD

fresta amongus "what do you do?" i shut the door and leave the house get a nice minimum wage job and forget i ever worked for the ordem nevermind i run in and try to grab the book out of her hands to see what happens "ghosts dont exist" okay joui jesussss what ythr fuck

really like how even tho dante is blind now he can still use any ritual he needs to, he doesnt just get written off as useless

maybe the book they need is the BIBLE nevermind daniel you fucker wait that could be such a good idea, turn the water main off, turn on all the taps, and then turn the water main back on no problem no drowning

joui sus joui what were you planning last night sus joui where are you going sus joui why are you the thumbnail for this episode sus joui why have you been so weird since the sect of masks incident sus happy pride month

erin thats fucking creepy this house is a mess are we gonna be cleaning it after this is all over succ stop laughing at cellbit's succ rp WE GET TO SWIM NEVERMIND THE POOL WATER IS NASTY no way we walk up to the pool this is how the entire group dies bro surely the kids across the street are seeing this shit

hello i have a terrible fear of drowning and deep water this is awful THAT THING IS COOL SHES GOOEY 'only kaiser can shoot me' you stop that bullying the pool woman ??????dante OW???? JOUI???? jou you are so in the way is there any way you can move slightly to the left thats horrific luciano how is she still aliiiive mmmmm tripas dante you are just so far away nvm you are now much closer joui is getting ROLLED OH YEAH LUCIANO IS DROWNING KAISER IS BEING SMOTHERED

they're getting absolutely demolished by a swimming pool why does this woman have so much HEALTH DANTEEEE NAAAAAO LMAOOOOOOO LUCIANO IS FUCKING DYINGGGGG

what is this scenario cellbit has created were they supposed to go outside and fist fight the pool because this is going so so so badly was there a better way to go about it YEAAAAAH ARTHURRRRRR

LUCIANO ATE THE FUCKING KEY THEYRE ALL PUKINGGGG

"whispers??????? jouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii THE KIDS WERE WATCHING YESSSSSSS arthur heal steal this house is a horrible mess what do they actually do with once finished

IS THIS THE LAST DOOOOOOOR ARE WE FINALLY GETTING INNNNN i forgot dante is blind this room is awesome

oooo this kid was pissed WHOA WHOA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS CRAZYYYYYYY yum blood symbol hate those guys arthur just breathed into kaiser's ear we're not gonna go bother this random guy are we the skate doesnt have a symbol how uncool i want to transcend with the skate

arthur, joui, and kaiser are DISGUSTING together i love them happy............... pride.................... month...................

:) im smiling through the pain joui you stop this you arent going anywhere they should just go smoke some of the weed in the living room next time joui goes to pee the sect of masks are gonna crawl out the toilet and kidnap him

kaiser's nicotine withdrawal is actually just a cover because hes afraid of losing another person hes close to but its okay ill just believe hes really mad about having to buy more cigarettes

why do you say that like you know you have no choice on if luciano allows you to come back or not fernando im gonna break something

we're gonna go ruin this random guy's life arthur if you werent driving this could be a three way hug its impossible for us to have to fight two haunted apartments in one season

fourth floor.... simply i would not answer the door if there were 6 random people standing outside it ooooooooooooooo joui i dont think frederico wants to relive this guyssss hes freaking out maybe we should have brought him some water or a snack

i think frederico needs to find a new therapist probably one that works for the ordem lmao i thought kaiser was gonna start raiding his kitchen we just showed up at this guy's house, ruined his day, and left kian sabe OQ QUE O KIAN SABE no way we're actually leaving someone rob his house or something

sus the whispers also want to stop at a drive thru equipe e WAAAAAAAAA ...this music is...nice rakin staring suspiciously at cellbit is me rn

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what the fuck

EPISODE 18 what the fuck

what the fuck

luis talking about an osnf fancam where am i

im so sad but this intro slaps every time THERES JOUI HES IN THE INTRO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

who is tirigan also isnt the house still haunted

wow i wonder who left this note gfmnksbonçfjksbgrtfsnkjvgbjifostbgpgnfbsjgfs im fine

大丈夫

AGATHAAAAAAAA new csgo knife skin just dropped RITUAL STORE IS AWESOME if joui was here he would be so mad he would also buy something out of spite QUE FODA too bad its not the skate

o violão de ódio incontrolável sounds awesome 44% paranormal exposure kinda nuts arthur kinda crazy kinda know alot arthur glow up next enemy they meet he's gonna bulldoze them dante kinda tense maybe go sit in the sun for a bit absorb the energy

MATH money is difficult you have so much but then you buy 2 things and suddenly you have none kaiser hates shopping i would also buy the spiral ring you can do it fernando i believe in you

wait hes actually doing it pop off fernando you earned this nvm you're still giving it to luciano but at least the other side doesn't hate your ass anymore

i stopped this episode for a whole week because i was so sad about joui where am i who am i i love agatha

i would collect healing rituals like pokemon cards are there occultists selling rituals on ebay we are all so paranormally exposed but how far can you go before it starts to become not such a good thing bea's brain became alphabet soup sooo

WHERE IS YOUR GRANDMA ERIN IS SHE A HACKER IS SHE DEAD IS SHE A ZUMBI DE SANGUE is she kian kian sabe kian out here sleeping with your grandma erin did you know that

question can i use someone else to transcend and learn a ritual like if i drag arthur into the circle and try to transcend with his tattoo do i learn that same ritual also does arthur explode if this happens

to be clear if you could steal a ritual off of Agatha she would either kill and dismember you OR start loading you up with as many rituals as possible just to see what would happen "take this one and this one and this one and-"

agatha and arthur make me want to punch my monitor oh :( agatha :( what are we even talking about bolo de coco ive lost the plot

kian body hopping like orochimaru he'd better not have a thing for snakes arthur doesn't know shit

reading is HARD if you kill kian's body does he swoop into the next one is there a curse mark that he puts on prospective bodies to use once he loses one do you know who else does that

wow i sure do understand this journal perfectly thanks arnaldo fritz but actually the last page hes translating the STONE and its talking about the elements i know this because i can read HUGO????? hugo just stopped my train of thought completely one of the kids is possesed its tim isnt it tim are you housing kian in your soul

HUGOOOOOOOOOOOOO NAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO cellbit said you guys are taking too long so this kid is gonna get it joui is hiding in the fridge like a freak

COMO NAO VELHO no illegal weapon modifications allowed i like how cellbit always has to reassure them that they wont get in a car crash unless they roll a 1 they're so afraid

poggers neblina poggers névoa not poggers sangue awkward not to be that guy but the guard is gonna turn into a blood zombie i dont like this song if that one fucker is here im gonna where hugo where hugo where hugo this is not a public bus go away

nvm the car crash fears have been realized oooooooo were leaving the van idk about this one guys occultists hate canada naaaao this freak maybe he's just taking his dog for a walk LMAAAAAAOOOO this guy monologuing and kaiser just 'what the fuck are you even talking about'

this thing is about to ruin everyone's lives wait hes so cool we're so dead HIS CHARACTER MODEL IS COOOOOL TEN DAMAGE :DDDDDDDDDDDDD dante just ruined this guy's life so smart water beats fire or something OW OUCH OW RUINED KAISER'S LIFE HIS DAY HIS FACE luciano idk about getting closer to that guy

i wonder what the inside of the enpap's mind sounds like slapped erin and kaiser the fuck outta the way HE LOVES IT luciano this is so awkward for you this guy's favourite movie is the terminator

wait so was that mark put on arthur originally by gal because how else would this guy know that they had been here

erinnnnnnn just got bulldozed ARTHUR YOU SUCK THAT WAS THE WORST BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS KAISER GFUCKING ATE THOSE HITS if you kill the enpap and it falls on kaiser its gonna squash him like bread "é o kaiser" kaiser is busy dying fuck you his lungs look like a wet towel right now wow erin that was so nice but also you have 2 health

we all suck at dodging KAISERRRRR ERINNNNNNNNNNNN dante doesnt know what the hell is going on btw enpap smol NVM DANTE ACTUALLY RUINED THIS GUY'S LIFE

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD leave kaiser alone "im going to take care of kaiser" kaiser is getting kidnapped right now im gonna im gonna gimgf njgtbtrnsdfov fdeajvrfgfdxhb trsevlfd sbvhgutfirodsbgngjfskblnbjgfskibo

arthurrrrrrrGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA bruno you bitch thats your friend hello hello hello am i crazy hello can we leave kaiser alone hello

fucking hell i need like 10 minutes after that

clara is fucking nuts also where did she come from i wasnt looking i was in great distress EH?mommy hey where are the kids from across the street so bea had the answers but because of kian and birds we lost it HOW'S THIS GUY ALIVE luis is so mad damn clara that sucks this guy is nuts :D

wait this song is awesome luciano fuck him up you wanted this so bad nvm you missed he's doing knife tricks

marca um símbolo oh no :) personally i wouldnt step in front of a dante that's aiming a gun bruno sneezed when he swung at the guy nice luciano um ouch how nice how cool i hate the blood element btw this guy is the WhySoSerious emote

punch him in the mouth nice luciano nvm you got fucked up maybe you should sit the rest of this fight out buddy draws a symbol on himself bro's about to pull a hidan hopefully nobody here is asuma

so can we heal over these marks so he cant use them orrrrrr UNDER THE FRIDGE?? we gotta start moving fridges in every house now

so glad we're back in the house also where are the neighbour kids huh what did you do with them cellbit we made ramen next to this fridge and everything never realized there was a basement underneath

'meu enpapzinho meu filho' ok cellbit

EPISODE 19 cadê o hugo

this is like a field trip everyone gets a nametag so mestre doesn't lose them

this song makes me feel so knowledgeable it only took me 2 tries to spell that what if bruno tripped and fell farther into the hall that would suck hihihihihihihi

maybe we don't let bruno grab any more papers KKKKK uh ohh....

god dammit guys we all got locked out ??????? impossível ser what succal?????? this thing about to kiss dante or what can we not just shoot this one anthony is making it sound like we cant just kill her is she the key

big group in a hallway this is going to be horrible wild choice to wade in the disease water someone's going to get a parasite are there mosquitos down here have we had our vaccines

?????????????????????? THAT SUCKS BRUNO THAT SUCKS THATS HORRIBLE i would fall over and die pretty sure luciano just saved all their asses cachorro de sangue WOOF WOOF

these knowledge guys are kinda crazy how are the hypnotized death guys somehow the most sane ones in the series so far Ike arent you cold down here without a shirt kaiser rolls a 1 great start bruno fofo dont die tho BRUNO???? THAt WAS THE WORST ATTACK EVER KKKKKK OW KAISER LOL ike went and took all of kaiser's luck with shooting

erin flanking she's playing valorant ???????? ?????? ????????? ??????? ???? ????????? ???????? can we all keep our clothes on in the hunted sewers please bruno i have the solution just kick ike in the knee you're right there wait hes actually trying to kick his knee in thats awesome

surely they dont have to fight bruno later at the end of this dungeon

arthur doesnt miss except when he does

no way why are the children in the knowledge sewer why cant 6 people walk as quietly as 1 why cant we walk on our tippy toes HUGO THATS A SICK GAMING ROOM HUGO WHO IS YOUR FRIEND IN THE GAMING ROOM STOP TALKING TO STRANGERS

HUUUUUUGOOOO WHYYYYY this is the coolest thing that's ever happened to hugo luciano hugo cant pause he's playing an online game wait his name does say lucifer thats awesome so smart dante if hugo dies in the game he dies in real life

hi mia this is a really bad time like a really bad time like you couldn't have picked a worse time 4 d6 is insane hugo i love you omg kaiser and hugo gaming together this is just a game cellbit would actually play

is anyone writing down the directions kaiser is going this could be important rakin looks so suspicious of this game the enemies are about to come crawling out the screen succal you're ruining the gamer vibes OW goodbye sanity

tirigan, the last living escripta?????????????? until kian grows enough?????? TIM IS KIAN TIM ISNT TIRIGAN YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND tirigan is tim's imaginary friend right im not mixing this up i cant just go to the wiki and look and i dont feel like going back to episode whatever to check i could be very wrong

nvm i went back to check and tim is talking about tirigan dude kian is possessing his body mega sus shelf why they have all these pictures why they have cris and daniel and IS THAT ALEX FROM SEASON 1 LOLLLL

ERINS GRANDMA IS ALIVE SHES A HACKER FOR THE BAD GUYS WHY ISNT TRISTAN'S FACE SCRATCHED OUT thiago :( all these ordem members but not veríssimo am i wrong for not trusting him tristan's head got opened like a hotdog bun hes not alive

o anfitrião....

i changed my mind kian is erin's grandma maybe these are all the bodies kian wants to save so he can just hop between them when he needs to after they die idk what you're gonna do with daniel tho he kinda got ate

check behind liz's picture or else please check alex's photo i have the solution erin's grandma is the host UE????????? meu deus we suck at this puzzle damn they really stole fernando's body kinda messed up kinda :( bit aggressive luciano but you've earned it

LOLLLL KAISER THATS FUICKED UP HUUUUGOOOOOOOOOO

19 SANITY arthur you just saved hugo's small teenager brain did they kidnap erin's grandma or did she trip and fall into a chaos lair and become imbued with the power of chaos

can we burn alvaro's body not because he might be haunted or anything but just because he's an asshole DONT PANIC DONT PANIC DONT PANIC THEYRE LOST HLEP HELP haunted shelf

wait i love the emo knowledge duo nvm they're being kinda rude nice one kaiser awesome roll ritual of hate on bruno.... :D erin i wouldnt get in his line of sight dante see nothing LOL HUGO get away from here kish is getting rolled not to be that guy but i think we should be focusing erica

oh no that was her best friend sorry erica LOLLLLLL KAISER RUNNNNN ARTHURRRR NAAAAOOO erin back up erin back up cellbit rolling 1000 dice for bruno's attack OW BRUNO bruno this is really awkward you just fucked kaiser up

no arthur it was a great idea everyone just decided to just hang out around the pissed off bruno

erin vs ammo btw wheres tim wow i understand that paper perfectly the succal is crazy with it WE'RE LOST not lost massive puzzle moment we are puzzling daniel's ass should go on a statue that's called "guilt"

YEAH EDUARDA WHERE IS TIM they're gonna open the door and there's going to be an exorcism to separate kian from tim it's a shame bruno is a cellbit npc so he's probably going to die horribly

can we just kill this anthony guy already i dont like him

gal is the last person tim should be hanging out with

the succ+ is strong against both metagaming and grenades erin's about to go CRAZY NICE DAMAGE ARTHUR NICE isnt knowledge good against energy can we read it a book ive figured it out erin's grandma is the succ+

erin if your gonna go mad at least go try to take anthony out with you

ERIN ROLLS A 1 THATS CRAZYYYYYYYYYYY

dante hates the energy woman he hates the succ++ wtf

erin... :D what :D no way anthony is still alive can someone go kill him THANK YOU LUCIANO kaiser hes so dead his brain is goo oops lucifer and erin are kind of friends arent they

arthur and kaiser paranormal exposure makes me kinda nervous :D go roll around on the symbol on the ground see what happens

kalera you're so cool

erin's still in the ending credits its not over till its over

EP 20 I JUST WANT TO SEE KIAN COME CRAWLING OUT OF TIM'S CORPSE

its been so long

rakin can you actually see luis actually getting to cosplay this time pop off bro just dont die im mentally prepared for erin to become dust

arthur and kaiser kinda matching kinda cute kinda wish joui was here to match with them :)))))))))))))

[i-know-a-place-we-could-go]

Do u think u could share tips on how to recover from an ED if ur comfortable with it ? I’m struggling a lot recently even tho I thought I was doing better

absoutely!!! i think this will just be me rambling because i dont actually know how ot explain recovery skdhskdha if thats cool? if you need anything, you can dm me too

putting this under a cut just in case!!

first, find a reason to recover. my reason is the having an ED is fucking terrifying and hurts me so much, as well as everyone around me. i realized this when i told my girlfriend about it and she looked at me so, so scared, and when i started passing out every week.

a recovery motivation for me is comparison photos. not bodychecks, because they won't help, but photos of my face from before my ED and during the worst of it. I hated how i looked before, but i hate how i look at my worst even more. I look dead and scary. Everyone was worried for me and I was so, so fucking mean, and all of that made me wanna recover.

tips uhm uhmm start slow. i added snacks to my day before i gradually increased the number of meals i was having too. have someone by your side to encourage recovery and help you on the bad days. stop checking calories and everything, stop weighing yourself. for me, i decided to weigh myself every other day then once a week and now i only do it about twice a month at my mother's request.

you are going to put on weight, and thats okay. its what your body needs. start with just eating which is the hardest part. get three meals in a day, two snacks, or as your body needs. listen to what it wants. then you can start focusing on a balanced array of meals with proper protein, carbs, sugars, nutrients, etc etc. its a pretty dull area, balancing everything out, and i honestly didnt pay much attention to it because i just focused on what i was craving (which surprise, was a lot of sugars and fruits) and that helped me a lot. then comes fear foods! scary as shit but its literally just food. you are going to have it and you are gonna be okay, nothing will happen to you. i sometimes record myself during those meals so i can remind myself that i did it later on and that nothing happened to me after.

its also okay to cry about it. for a solid month i made myself dinner every single night and i cried while doing it and i cried while having it. honestly 10/10 cry it was good. watching shows or youtube while having meals helped me too as a distraction and its also just fun. find a comfort show or yotuube channel or something and youll be okay. youll feel so much more energized and happier when you start.

DRINK WATER DRINK SO MUCH WATER AND HAVE SALT!!!! so important for ur energy and not fainting.

recovery isnt linear. theres gonna be days where you mess up some places and thats okay. maybe youll relapse fully and thats okay, you can and will get back into recovery. its not easy, but its worth it, and it gets easier every single day. idk if this was helpful at all, i hope it was, if you need anything dm me <3 good luck soldier

[cryoriku]

hey you know it's really awesome and cool when ur a grown adult and after getting in a fight with ur mother who still insists on disrespecting and mocking you at any chance, ur adoptive father who has only ever been a source of fear since you were very little calls and instead of screaming at you he's very level and is legitimately concerned about my mental state.

some of his takes are still very shitty. even tho i routinely try the pacifist approach with her she can't stop mocking me and disregarding my boundaries and he acknowledges how aggressive she can be, he still puts the burden on me to be better and suck it up for the sake of maintaining a relationship (which is bs. both sides need to work or i shouldnt have to put up with it after all the abuse i dealt with as a child). and he thinks i need to just get back on meds which is such a backwards stereotype way of thinking that isnt accurate bc i stopped my last new meds bc they didnt really do much for me and gave me bad side effects.

it makes me feel like shit and embarassed now for being depressed and like all the efforts i have been making on getting out of my apartment more often and eating healthier and stuff arent being seen and just the worst of me is. it sucks too bc our mental health took a new redive after one of our ex's told us how we seem to not want to get better. which is an insanely fucked up thing to say and not worth listening to so we have tried to just ignore it but it haunts us still along with toxic ex friends whove talked about how pathetic and disgusting we are for being mentally/emotionally weak. which is wrong and bullshit and hirrible and WE HAVE gotten better before we want to be better again we're sick of living in a rollercoaster we want to be ourselves again 100% of the time and not just some of it, but believe it or not it's hard to keep your head above water much less swim to shore when people are constantly shoving you back down and wondering why youre not succeeding in breathing. dont you see how hard I'm trying?

plus with our dad it just gives us a fucked up moral dilemma of ik how estranged and distant his family is like theyre allergic to showing courtesy or affection and he was raised to be a good mannered cowboy and just sit and take when his mother does him wrong because it's family and he doesn't wanna lose it, so the same is true here, but I've already had it in my head for years that at some point i may have to cut ties. I'm just fucking caught. I'm trapped by the good moments we have, the good aspects of my parents and my sister. I'm caught by the fact my dad doesnt have a close family and everybody in my moms family has that same genetic ego that makes everyone think theyre better than everyone else or made them isolate and hide and die from drug overdoses alone in their bathroom. I'm caught by my baby niece who i don't want to leave alone with these people. I'm caught by my dog and grandma, until they pass, anyway. I'm caught by the stupid child in me who still *craves* a mother, *craves* a father, craves this idea of a family i never really had except in blurry photos if you dont look too close.

any fucking ways..... if anybody is able to get a therapist who can actually help me and not waste a year of my time trying to put me on drugs because they dont know how to do shit with systems and trauma to actually email me back, that would be epic.

i also want everyone reading this to stop seeing people as only their struggles or their trauma or their disability and start seeing them as PEOPLE with personalities and likes and interests first. believe it or not we don't think about our trauma or hardship a lot of the fucking time and it's real weird and a total fuckin bummer if thats all you seem to see. so, yeah.

have a happy sexy naughty bitchy sephiroth labor day guys

[bullprince]

i dont normally add on to posts but i feel so strongly abt this that im not hiding in the tags for this one. my special interest is cooking and op is right. this idiot is really trying to colonisersplain cultural appropriation. food is absolutely political, food and art are like the foundation of culture because theyre some of the only things displaced people can bring with them, and cooking and art are the most basic human activities. if you look into the past, even to before the evolution of homo sapiens, all humans, all hominids wanted to create things. so when you steal someone's creations and call them your own, you are being inhuman.

there's been a huge argument against plagiarism and ai recently, and its deserved, but if youre kicking off over that you need to recognise it pales in comparison to everything a group of people has created being stolen and labeled as the "culture" of the group committing a genocide against them. gaza is starving. israel is blocking supplies from reaching gaza. they have "protestors" blocking trucks from reaching palestinians, and ive seen the photos, those "protestors" are laughing and smiling about it, having never starved in their lives, while gazans are being forced to eat rotting food and animal feed, and drink poisoned water.

i am white british. and that means i dont really have a culture. what culture the english had was lost long ago. im not going to turn this into a rant about what the english did to the rest of the british isles because this isnt the post to do it. but my lack of a culture means i personally am much more appreciative of the cultures around me. i love living in a university city because there are so many restaurants and grocery shops. as someone whos special interest is cooking, i think that food and the history behind it is one of the best ways to learn about other peoples cultures. ive been trying my best to learn how to make palestinian food, i follow palestinian chefs online, and ive been to local palestinian restaurants. its good. its worth learning to make. these are recipes that predate "israel" and they will exist long after it. this is food that is a symbol of resistance. many of the symbols of palestinian resistance link back to their food: the olive trees, the river and sea where they fished and should still be allowed to fish.

so to say with full confidence that "real "cultural appropriation" is a concept invented to prevent people from wearing or eating things outside of their culture by claiming it falsely "strips identity" from these things." and "its literally just a bullshit excuse invented to justify targeted harassment campaigns against people online" is not only fucking disgusting but proves you are uneducated and have no concern for other peoples culture, a huge part of their identities and souls. op, a palestinian, has quite literally described cultural appropriation, the act of "israel" labeling palestinian food as "israeli", something they have EVERY RIGHT to be enraged by, and yet tumblr user spaps-society has the audacity to tell them nah ur wrong actually bc of MY interpretation of what cultural appropriation is. "israel" wants to take everything palestine has to make it seem like they have always been there. they have not. and it is not their culture. if in the year 2024, witnessing some of the worst atrocities of this century, you cannot fathom the idea of appreciating others cultures and wanting to uplift them and their food, art, fashion, architecture, literature, everything they create, and instead want to go online to pick fights with people who are so obviously in the right over them wanting to defend their culture during an ethnic cleansing, a genocide, you are just a cunt. this concludes my infodump.

I do want to say re:food appropriation, for Palestinians it is a very very very sensitive issue. I don't know a single Palestinian who doesn't react vehemently to calling food "Israeli." One, because you have to recognize that this is within a larger pattern of completely erasing Palestinian identity, and two, because food is an essential core part of culture, where historical, familial instruction should be acknowledged.

I find it incredibly.... insulting to say "well food can be exchanged between cultures and people, so what's the big idea?" and neglect the fact that even within the Levant, there is a diverse array of cooking styles. To call certain dishes "Israeli" especially within the context of how the state of Israel was established, plays into the erasure of Palestinians.

It's often necessary to attribute the food we eat to specific cultures. For example, I, a Palestinian, would never claim ownership over Macarona Bil-Bashamil, or Yalenji, because they're "Arab." That's just not how food culture works. Different cultures, different climates, different environments all contribute to the food we eat and the clothes we wear. Food in itself is political because of how heavily it is tied to a location in which things are grown and raised.

Food is what builds community. Women, young and old, pass this knowledge throughout generations. And ESPECIALLY between peasant families that grow and raise the very flora and fauna we rely on in our dishes. This is a professional sort of knowledge that we celebrate and consider incredibly important. To strip our very food of our identity is not only insulting, but negates the centuries worth of food culture we've established in favor of homogenization. So yes, it IS possible to appropriate food, especially when you do not acknowledge the centuries worth of knowledge shared.

[midasinc]

modern combeferre/marius:

im trying to write a pwp for this but im having writer's block so let's do an actual progression of this for fun, yeah?

*this gets overwhelmingly long, so beware*

-combeferre doesn't like marius. from the moment he meets marius he dislikes him. at first it isn't strong- he's introduced as a friend of courfeyrac's and combeferre gives him the benefit of the doubt, but he sees marius open his phone and there's a little preview of the podcast he was listening to: one of those like alpha sigma male talkshow things. it isn't a good first impression. so combeferre decides that marius is annoying and probably mildly sexist and keeps his distance but doesn't feel his eye twitch whenever marius enters the room

-and then he meets marius a second time, in the context of marius attending a meeting. it goes downhill severely from then on

-so combeferre thinks marius is the worst, and marius is terrified of combeferre. they keep their distances from each other.

-then there's this fateful day when combeferre has downtime and he's sort of splayed out on his couch swiping through his dating app when he pauses with one of his matches. the guy is two years younger than him, is the epitome of a twunk with insane v-lines, likes to play solitaire and board games and card games (combeferre is thinking about how cute that is and keeps swiping through photos), and horrifyingly enough is The Marius Pontmercy- revealed once he reaches the last selfie and notices the name on the profile. combeferre almost drops his phone in horror. he actually does, right after implicitly swiping right

-combeferre doesn't text him, no, but he swipes. that's enough. he's mortified. first of all, he's trying to process why The Marius Pontmercy is on a gay dating app. it's baffling. second of all, he's trying to process how he could possibly have matched with someone who listens to sigma male podcasts. lastly, he's trying to process how marius has insane fucking cum gutters and why he even bothers wearing a shirt if he's built like that

-combeferre doesn't text him. he won't. but he also doesn't sleep at night and lays on his side in bed staring at that photo of marius's cum gutters

-there's a point at around 3am when combeferre gets a notification that marius swiped on him too. and neither of them have sent a message. jesus christ.

-combeferre goes about his life trying to pretend like he isn't fantasizing about the worst person ever (who is even worse because combeferre is weirdly attracted to him). he goes to work, he goes to night school, he plans a meeting, and he doesn't text marius.

-after about a week, he decides to investigate. maybe it ISNT The Marius Pontmercy. it isnt like marius is an uncommon name. plus, a lot of twunks look the same. so he goes detective mode on the profile. combeferre carefully swipes and investigates each photo. the evidence he picks up is painfully not on his side

-one photo has courfeyrac's bong in the background, the same yellowed-bong with a crack down the pipe. the shirtless photo of just below his collarbones down to the tops of his briefs shows a birthmark on the inside of his arm. marius has that too. jesus christ. combeferre can't even debate the last photo. it's a selfie.

-combeferre just goes to the meeting sexually frustrated and aggravated that marius has to be such a fucking loser with good cum gutters. it's a waste of muscle definition. how often does he work out to look like that? what sort of exercises would achieve that, with his sweat dripping down his back and-

-he shakes his head and gives himself a tiny little slap on both cheeks and sits lower in his chair. his list of options should not be this low that he's actually thinking about marius like this.

-courfeyrac is trying once again to get marius out there to make friends and maybe... not be a walking and talking advertisement for modern day capitalism and billionaire apologists. he's sat him down across the room with some of the milder members in hopes of integrating him and slowly converting him. marius is sweating a lil bc he's still thinking about what happened last time and what it was like to have combeferre's icy stare from across the room

-the stare is still there, but this time it's different. marius swallows hard and looks down at the table because he's absolutely terrified of combeferre in a way that unfortunately turns him on.

-he had been in the middle of working on a paper for grad school when his phone chimed that he had gotten a new match on the dating app he'd secretly downloaded in a moment of weakness. weakness being marius's full acceptance of his bisexuality and his dry spell. there were really only so many times a person could get off in a day without it getting a little pathetic. so marius had picked up his phone and decided to take a break from his paper

-with his blue-light glasses up on top his head, marius strolled to the kitchen he and courfeyrac shared and grabbed a beer from the fridge. he's popped off the top and is taking a sip when he's scrolling through his matches and finds the new one.

-he almost chokes when he reads the name

-marius does some snooping and drinks from his beer as he looks over combeferre's profile. he doesn't have many revealing photos, just simple candid photos and travel photos. he enjoys science fiction and activism (marius has no idea why he'd put that on a dating profile, combeferre's "activism" was more equip to terrorizing the government until france became either an anarchist state or a totalitarian-communist one. neither was a good look for getting a date, in his opinion. who wants to pick up their boyfriend from jail every week?). he was into guys that can hold a debate. when he wasn't giving marius a disdained look, he had a really nice smile

-combeferre swiped on him, but hadn't said a word. very cautiously, marius swipes on him too.

-when courfeyrac drags him to the next meeting, marius avoids combeferre's gaze and wonders why he had swiped. was it a mistake? combeferre most certainly knew marius swiped back, though. was he going to talk to him about it? god forbid. marius would just start sweating more

-combeferre, on the other hand, is furious that marius is here. about 15% of his rage is from the fact that marius is a loser. the other 85% is from his sexual frustration. he taps his fingers on the table very hard as courfeyrac reads the minutes from the prior meeting, trying to instead pay attention to the agenda and all that. it works well enough.

-around the middle of the meeting, combeferre hears marius laugh at something joly says. it isn't anything crazy- grantaire has been a bigger distraction in the past- but something in him snaps. combeferre clears his throat and stares at him from his own seat

-"if you're not going to pay attention, just go. you're distracting everyone else. we're fine without you."

-marius's face goes red almost immediately. courfeyrac puts his head in his hands from the corner and even enjolras is like "hey dude cool it". he's never been snappy at members before. combeferre doesn't know why it made him so angry to hear him laugh. he does. he knows.

-with shaking hands, he types out a message: "go to the bathroom"

-combeferre can't tell if marius gets up to actually leave or not. joly seems to be trying to convince him to stay but he's already briskly leaving the room with the tips of his ears burning red. enjolras gives combeferre a little look before suggesting he go apologize, referring to marius as a "work in progress" and not an enemy

-combeferre heads straight for the bathroom. if marius isn't there, fine. he's splash some cold water on his face and cool off and get over himself. if marius isn't there, he'll get over everything.

-if marius isn't there, then his life will go on as normal and combeferre will be fine.

-if marius is not in the bathroom, it will be fine.

-combeferre pushes through the bathroom door like a linebacker

-marius is in the bathroom

-really, what had been going on in marius's mind was that he was so embarrassed that he went to the bathroom to calm down before either returning to the meeting or leaving. he was planning on what to decide when he saw the notification. marius's mouth went dry- what did that mean? "go to the bathroom". did combeferre want to fight him? what? was marius about to die? why did that turn him on?

-in the middle of staring it (and feeling his nervous sweat return), the door burst back open. marius's phone clatters down to the bathroom floor in surprise as combeferre almost storms in. his eyes give the appearance of him being just as surprised as marius.

-there is no fight-or-flight reaction that ricochets through his body. marius's impulses remain as his cock thumping slightly against his thigh as combeferre gets up in his personal space and then just stares at him, like he didn't really plan past this point. but then there's a hand that roughly grabs the scruff of his neck and marius kind of turns into puddy

-at this point he doubts this is a fight and he indulges in what is probably a fear kink and places a soft little kiss at the corner of combeferre's mouth. there's a pause of hesitancy from both parties before they both sort of crash back into each other. combeferre's fist tightens and loosens its grip rhythmically in his hair as they make out, blindly looking for the lock on the door

-combeferre turns around to fumble with the door while marius is pressing these impatient and desperate little kisses all over his neck. he just grits his teeth and mutters a little "why are you so fucking stupid" and marius just makes a little pathetic noise and bites down on his throat

-there's a lot of backing up and shoving and pushing and grabbing and combeferre has an iron grip on marius's side as he kisses and bites and hates this fucking dude. marius is just there along for the ride- he's terrified and turned on and keeps rutting up against combeferre's hip until he has enough mercy to shove a hand down marius's sweatpants to jerk him off

-the whole thing is very aggressive. and angry. full of muttered comments like "i cant fucking stand you" and "then why are you here"

-combeferre's fingers only release their grip on marius's hips when marius begins to fumble with combeferre's zipper and yanking down his trousers as he gets down on his knees. that's around the time his claw-like grip moves to marius's shoulder, and continues to yank in his hair. all marius does is make his pathetic little noises and continue

-courfeyrac notices the bruising on marius two nights later, asking what fucking zombie he made out with. marius just gets really blushy and retires to bed to avoid answering any questions

-they don't text, they don't talk. they simply simmer in a pot of shame and arousal. combeferre wants to bang his head against the wall for jerking off marius and getting blown in a public restroom when he knew it was a bad idea and marius has no idea how to explain to courfeyrac that the dark bruises are from his mild-mannered friend

-enjolras notices combeferre being weird one afternoon when they're hanging out. he's been preparing homemade jams from a new hobby he'd picked up on recently and combeferre is sitting at his kitchen table, silently picking at his cuticles. he had been working on an article, but discarded it only half an hour in to glare at enjolras's kitchen wall

-so he sets aside the orange he's been slicing up for a marmalade and waits a moment for combeferre to glance in his direction

-"what happened?" / "nothing happened" / "something happened. what's wrong?"

-combeferre just chews at a hangnail and sighs. enjolras sets down his knife and brings an orange slice over for him to chew on instead. combeferre takes it quietly before saying something garbled around his orange. enjolras asks him to repeat it and combeferre takes the rind out from his mouth and swallows

-"marius pontmercy sucked me off"

-enjolras blinks in surprise, mouth slightly agape, before he swallows. "courfeyrac's marius pontmercy?" / "which other one is there?"

-there's a beat of silence before enjolras has a million questions. he thought combeferre didn't like marius. when did it happen? marius is gay? (no he's bisexual) marius really did that? (...i jerked him off before he did it) you did what?

-combeferre makes a little groan of distress before mumbling to himself and scrolling through his phone to find the photo of marius's v-line, then shoving it in enjolras's face. enjolras takes the phone in confusion but then there's a flash of awe for a moment before he goes "ah. ah."

-they talk about it for a little bit. combeferre's anger and guilt. marius kind of sucking as a person ("he's not totally awful" / "enj he listens to [insert podcast name here]" / "jesus, yeah... but he can improve"). then marius being on a gay dating app in the first place. marius having cum gutters. enjolras says that he probably shouldn't just ignore marius. combeferre groans dramatically and asks him to stop being reasonable

-marius on the other hand is pressing on his bruises to make them hurt again which is... something he files away in his mind to think about later. but his grad school paper is open on his laptop and marius is spinning around in his chair because his mind is in other places. his mind is on the backburner, it's already clocked out- marius is thinking with his dick. his wiener is doing all the thinking when he pulls out his phone and pulls down his sweats a bit to snap a photo of the dark bruising on his hips. and he sends it to combeferre.

-and he spins around in his little chair. until his phone lights up in the dark with a notification. marius immediately stops and picks it up to see combeferre having liked his photo. that's a good sign, right?

-either way, he goes to work the next morning with a skip in his step. marius works at an old folk's entertainment center. he does bingo, he helps organize lunch and snacks, he plays double solitaire with the old priest who likes to pretend like marius might win before knocking his ass out of the park. it's around closing when he gets a text from courfeyrac asking if he wants to come to his trivia night

-marius is a little unsure. courfeyrac's trivia group is small and more intimate than group meetings with twenty-odd people. and not to mention... combeferre was a party member. that terrifies him a little, but he texts back that he'll try to make it

-so marius and his coworkers try to close quickly and he leaves for the pub without even changing clothes. by the time he arrives, everybody seems to be settling in and their respective tables and corners of the bar when courfeyrac spots him and waves him over with a grin

-he's practically yanked from where he stands into their little booth, teased for his little nametag and his "golfer clothes" (marius doesn't really get that- he's just dressed respectfully for work). courfeyrac's trivia group consists of enjolras, combeferre, the guy with a glass eye who marius thinks name is feuilly, another guy named jp who insists on speaking in an accent that would seem to hint at him being from quebec (but courfeyrac told marius he was born and raised in paris- the accent was a new and random development), and courfeyrac himself

-combeferre sits between enjolras and the guy with the glass eye and has his gaze focused on the notepad in front of him, where he's doodling little bugs instead of paying attention to marius. he's a little aggravated by this- marius wants his attention on him. he wants combeferre to glare at him and send that weird chill down his spine.

-it doesn't matter, though, because by the time courfeyrac comes with another beer for marius, the whole event starts anyway and marius just relaxes back with his bottle- not planning to join in

-it's very typical trivia stuff- the main theme of the night is "blast from the past" which could mean anything from 80s pop culture to history facts from various world wars and major events. marius doesn't really get it- isn't all information sort of a blast from the past? how is this trivia any different than if they had a theme-free night? that isn't to say he isn't invested

-all of them sort of have a specific job within the group, he notices. feuilly knows sports and history, combeferre knows science, enjolras knows geography and news, jp knows movies, and courfeyrac does math and pop culture. tonight's seems to weigh heavily on pop culture, so half of them seem either agitated or clueless

-by the break, they're losing pretty badly to some of the other teams and courfeyrac is laughing in a way that almost sounds like crying before he goes up to get another pint for himself. combeferre's notepad is now agitated scribbles as well as little insect drawings. marius thinks he should maybe just sit quietly, but he clears his throat and just goes "are you guys always this bad?" and immediately wants to die from the looks he gets

-enjolras flicks combeferre's elbow a few times before the guy finally looks up at marius (with his face all red, hm) and swallows. "we're on a current losing streak" / "how bad?" / all of them look embarrassed before combeferre sighs and goes "since we started"

-courfeyrac comes back with more beer and marius feels bad for asking, so he ducks his head and waits for the event to continue. it's going pretty bad for a while until they reach a round called "prehistoric playtime". marius is busy pondering what weird dinosaur sex thing that could be when the announcer starts again

-"this card game between two players consists of matching sets and runs until reaching a hundred points- also named after an alcohol."

-enjolras already has his head in his hands, moaning that he doesn't play any "stupid card games" and marius's brow is furrowed because he's placed gin rummy with his grandfather since he was like 7. he mutters the name a few times, too shy to fully say it out loud, before combeferre frowns back and asks him to write it down. so he does. and he's right- so they get the points

-from there it's actually kind of easy. marius writes down answers about dominos and card games and they're actually not doing too bad. there's a question he isn't totally sure about, one about poker, that marius just barely manages to scramble to get correct. he wasn't allowed to play poker at home, but from what he'd read about in the book of card games he owned, he was able to muster up an answer.

-they almost win- only having a non-accounted for member counted as cheating. courfeyrac counts last place on a technical as better than last, though, "because they just hate to see us winning"

-the six of them stay at the pub for a bit afterwards, getting bar snacks and beers. marius sits on the end, still feeling a little awkward and like an outsider, when combeferre comes over and asks him if he'd join their team fr- or at least think about it. marius shifts in his seat and frowns a lil

-"you arent gonna need game trivia that often i dont think" / "yeah, well you don't need science trivia every time either"

-there's a pause where marius thinks about asking him why he's being weirdly tolerable of him today when jp cries out that he found a deck of cards and he wants marius to teach them one of "his old person games"

-so they all shout and drink and laugh and play crazy eights and marius feels kind of nice. he's not used to having friends. and it's... he has this nice warm feeling inside, one that makes him want to shout at his grandfather for saying all of those city folk were wretched and not worthy of his time. marius would rather his time be spent like this any day over staying back at home, isolated

-all of them walk back to the train station together, courfeyrac only letting go of marius's arm that they've hooked together so he can go race jp down the street. combeferre huffs a laugh before slowing his pace. enjolras looks over his shoulder before calling out to feuilly (feuilly? at this point, marius has to stick with it. he's not sure if it's right but he's certain that's what his name is. he should get better at remembering names) and starting a conversation with him

-so it's him and combeferre. and marius does not feel scared like he's used to.

-"courfeyrac says you used to live with your grandfather," combeferre says after a moment.

-marius chews the inside of his cheek. "yeah. i moved out last year for grad school. i got my bachelor's online because he wanted me to stay at home"

-"even as an adult?" combeferre frowns

-he simply nods in return and gets a chunk between his teeth. blood begins to drip into his mouth. "even as an adult. i just don't think he wanted me to be my dad"

-"what do you mean?"

-it's hard to explain. the arguing he remembers as a kid, reading his dad's centrist newsletters, the year his grandfather gained custody of him, hearing complaints about centrists and leftists and all that. being around all of it made marius want to be a pure centrist like his father. the year his father died. his grandfather thinking that university would scramble his brains, that he could get a job in the family without a fancy degree. he tries to explain all of this to combeferre who doesn't seem to quite get it.

-that's fine, marius decides. there wasn't much to get anyway

-finally combeferre swallows hard. "i think you should keep coming to the meetings" which is surprising, because the few times marius had actually gone, he'd either been ostracized or laughed at. not to mention, combeferre always seemed furious himself when marius went. not that marius minded, of course

-he says he'll think about it and then thinks a little harder about what combeferre's trying to do. he's trying to justify whatever he feels for marius, he guesses. marius knows combeferre doesn't like him, not as a person. he wants to have sex with him but feels guilty and is trying to somehow justify it by "saving marius". marius doesn't feel like he needs to be saved, but he can at least throw him a bone

-so he turns to combeferre and says "courfeyrac is gonna go home with jp tonight. you can come over if you want."

-marius could guess that first part just from the way the two were down the street and swinging around lamp posts. that usually meant they were gonna go to jp's apartment, smoke a bowl, and fall asleep on the floor

-but combeferre thinks this over carefully before nodding and taking a train home with marius.

-combeferre isn't sure what he expects marius's room to look like. part of him hasn't thought about it at all- marius kind of existed in a liminal space in his mind. but marius's room is neat and has shelves covered in model planes. they're all intricate and hand-painted and marius doesn't seem to care much about combeferre looking around

-so he does- looking over the books on his shelf and a stack of old cds and a picture frame on his nightstand with a photo of a small boy with a shock of dark hair holding the hand of a man crouched down with him as they feed ducks

-that seems to spur something in marius, at least, because he gets up and distracts combeferre by kissing him and sneakily taking the photo from his hand, setting it back down on the nightstand. they kiss for a while before combeferre starts pulling at the hem of marius's shirt- so he removes it. combeferre's finger's immediately go to the bruises on his shoulders. there's a moment where he's swooping in at a weird angle and marius begins to wonder if he's about to reveal that he's a vampire or something, but then combeferre bites at the bruise and OH!

-that's the combeferre marius likes- the one that hurts and isn't trying to recruit him for some weird terrorist group. marius hopes he breaks skin, he hopes he can see the bite scab over

-they fuck. angrily. it's what they do best, really. combeferre leaves an array of bites and bruises between marius's thighs and on his chest and lines of scratches travel from combeferre's shoulders down to the small of his back. marius thought with his wiener and was granted his wish

-but afterwards it's a little weird. they don't really have an etiquette here. marius can tell combeferre doesn't really know what to do when they're done. he's sitting on the edge of the bed with the sheets between his fists, grabbing them tightly and then letting go over and over again

-"you can stay if you want," marius says. "it's really not that weird. the shower is down the hall"

-there's another pause before combeferre gets up. marius thinks he's probably leaving- his stupid guilt and all, or whatever- but then there's the sound of the shower running and marius falls asleep without thinking about it any further

-but then there's a point at ten til five in the morning when marius wakes up to courfeyrac three inches away from his face. marius startles and courfeyrac only frowns

-"why the fuck is combeferre in my bed? and god your room reeks!"

-he goes and opens the window in his room, therefore letting in a freezing cold draft before he scoots into the bed after him. marius considers telling him that a few hours ago, he was having sex on these sheets, but he's too tired. courfeyrac seems not to care

-"so what's going on with that, huh?"

-marius just mumbles back a soft "why dont you just sleep in your own bed?" / "combeferre kicks in his sleep. did you guys fuck?" / "yeah" / "hm"

-courfeyrac thankfully lets him go to sleep after that

-combeferre tries leaving early in the morning, but marius is already awake with a cup of coffee at the table, playing a game of solitaire with cards on the table. he says there's still coffee in the pot if combeferre wants any. he feels like he should leave while he can, but god he could use some coffee. so he finds a mug to pour it in and takes a seat at the table. marius doesn't really say much. he just sits with his hair all mussed from sleep and a couple scattered pimple patches shaped like stars, playing solitaire

-combeferre clears his throat and points at some cards "you can move your five right there"

-marius hums and does just that. "my grandfather always said that if you were lost in the middle of nowhere with just a pack of cards, start playing solitaire and a person will appear behind you to point at a move to make." he goes quiet again and twitches his nose. "we don't have to date, you know. we can just have sex. you don't need to force yourself to like me"

-combeferre thinks for a hard, long moment, and then nods. and then shakes his head. "i'm not forcing myself to like you. i already do, that's the problem."

-"problem," marius repeats, putting a new set of cards down and sighing when he has no moves to make

-"not problem. just, something i wasn't expecting."

-still probably not a great answer, by the way marius reacts. he flips a two and puts it over a matching ace before clearing his throat. "let's just stay casual right now. we don't have to be serious."

-and he already seems set on that, so combeferre sighs and agrees to do so

-casual means they don't really talk or text, but they're in the same circle. marius goes to their trivia nights, but he rarely goes to meetings. casual means they meet up to have sex and it isn't weird to spend the night. combeferre becomes well acquainted with marius's shower products and the smell of marius using his own shampoo when they're at combeferre's apartment. casual means marius knows combeferre's coffee order for the morning-after and combeferre knows how to make him come in under a minute, but they dont ask how the other's day was

-marius has potential, just like enjolras had said. there's layers to him. he does genuinely believe in a lot of things combeferre would agree with (just a little less extreme), he just also focuses heavily on economic perspectives because of his background and the echo chambers he grew up with. marius is not necessarily a bad person for listening to the weird sigma male podcasts, he's listening to male figures he's been raised to trust.

-they debate a few times post sex. it's their most vulnerable state as a pair- being both tired and riled up and able to talk and listen to each other. marius says he likes those guys because it's a symbol of masculinity he always felt like he was lacking, that it's a good mindset for him to have to try and become better. combeferre argues that although yea they can seem like tough masculine dudes, a lot of their views are based heavily in sexism. they go back and forth for a little while until marius dozes off. combeferre jokingly makes a list of better podcasts to listen to on a sticky note and leaves it on marius's phone

-he doesn't expect him to actually listen. he doesn't expect courfeyrac to try and play music on their tv with marius's phone and see one of the podcasts he recommended pop up from what he was listening to last. combeferre isn't sure why that's what does it for him, but then he finally comes to a conclusion

-combeferre isn't good at casual. he can't be, because maybe he actually likes marius. with his star-shaped pimple patches and solitaire and his complaints of a grad school paper that he can't ever seem to finish. combeferre isn't good at casual, because maybe for the first time he wants more than sex and he's aware of it

-there are a few times where he thinks about bringing it up. combeferre always kind of feels a little sentimental after sex; why not, right? but marius seems to shy away from the conversation. he's either hungry or tired or wants to shower and combeferre ends up chickening out anyway

-but then there's one afternoon when they're at combeferre's apartment. it's one of those soft after moments when they've finally cooled down- marius is playing with combeferre's chest hair and laying a hand comfortably against combeferre's cock. it isn't a sexual touch, not really. he's just subconsciously playing with him. combeferre could fall asleep if he wanted to. he could fall asleep, or he could tell marius. it would be so easy, so easy to just tell him how much he likes all of this. it would be so easy to just-

-and marius is clearing his throat to speak

-"i think ive met someone; i wanna see where it goes. and... i, i dunno. i thought we could just do this one last time."

-combeferre says "okay" before he's fully processed what marius is saying. marius asks if they're cool and he says yeah. they weren't a thing to begin with, there's no reason why combeferre wouldn't be cool with this. it was casual, nothing more

-but he does spend the rest of the afternoon at enjolras's apartment, curled up on his couch while enjolras makes jam with the excuse of the plumber fixing his sink. he gets up eventually when enjolras wants to try out this rhubarb jelly that he's had sitting for a few days now. they stand together in his kitchen, spreading jelly on toast when combeferre decides to tell him

-"he said he met somebody," combeferre says softly, knife scraping against the burnt part of the bread

-enjolras looks over at him. "so do we like marius now?" / "a little bit." / "i'm sorry, then. are you okay?" / "i don't know"

-both of them bite into the toast at the same time and pinch their faces. the jelly is too sour.

-being friends with courfeyrac has its merits and downfalls. he gets a lot of sympathy from him ("marius is so hardheaded, he did you so dirty im sorry man"), but a lot of unwanted updates ("they're kinda cute, she comes over all the time and they watch old 50s movies. they're like two old people in 25 year old bodies")

-it also sucks when he comes to trivia now. it was casual, things between them were cool. but now marius won't go into the bathroom with him during breaks to blow off steam and hardly talks to him. it's not his fault, really. combeferre won't talk to him either

-it doesn't help when he sees marius's girlfriend and he can confirm that she's pretty. it doesn't make him feel better when they seem cute and happy together. combeferre doesn't like that it's easier for her to keep his attention, he doesn't like that what they have isn't casual

-so he mopes and eats enjolras's jams and jellies straight from the jar until enjolras thwacks him with a wooden spoon and yaps at him to stop

-combeferre tries dating again, he has hookups and first dates and they all bore him. horribly. he shouldn't be hung up on a centrist of all people, what was his life coming to? the great men of the past would be so disappointed in him

-and then there's a day a few months later, a fateful day, when he's on his lunch break and eats out with courfeyrac before his friend says they have to get extra takeout

-"why?" / "marius is really heartbroken, i need to give him one less reason to ckkkkkhhhh- (courfeyrac slides his finger across his throat)" / "why is he heartbroken?" / "his girlfriend broke up with him yesterday. she said he was too serious, or something. that it was moving too fast."

-which is ironic, combeferre thinks, considering everything. but he goes with courfeyrac to deliver the takeout to the old people's rec center. he'd never been- combeferre doesn't exactly have any elderly friends and 'casual' never meant visiting the other at work, so he's not sure what to expect

-it's a little comfy and cozy with lots of chairs and tables and activities and games. courfeyrac finds his way over to a corner where marius is playing chess with an old man. he smiles when he sees courfeyrac and immediately drops it when he notices combeferre with him. ouch.

-courfeyrac gives him a lil hug and the food and chats with the two for a bit with his hands on his hips before he takes over marius's spot in the chess game. good thing the other two members of the party aren't in an awkward spot, right. right?

-marius stands off to the side with him while courfeyrac plays. it's dead silent until combeferre murmurs that courfeyrac has a thing about chess, that he's nationally ranked. marius says back that he knows. he was dragged to a tournament last year and made a sign not knowing that it isn't a cheering sort of event. the thought of marius in an otherwise silent room with a big sign in support of his friend makes him huff a laugh

-"i guess you heard, then" / "heard what?" / "about me and cosette"

-so that was her name. combeferre perhaps didn't learn it out of some weird spite. he ends up nodding, but marius says nothing in return

-"are you okay?" he ends up asking, watching marius shrug. / "i don't know. i kind of wish she had yelled at me instead of being nice. i'd feel better about... feeling, i guess" / "i thought alpha males weren't supposed to be sad over girls"

-marius smiles, remarkably. "oh i dunno, i don't really listen to those guys. they are sexist assholes, after all." he gives combeferre a look before saying "i only listen to podcasts hosted by communist guys with gages."

-he snorts in return with a roll of the eyes. a check of his watch makes combeferre say he needs to head back to work. something possess him, though. something evil that makes combeferre bump marius shoulder, something evil that makes him say "I'm here if you need me, man."

-and then he leaves

-combeferre realizes on the train back that it sounds like he was coming onto him, that it sounds like he was directly attempting to instigate what they used to do. he and marius weren't friends, trying to be friendly in this context did not make sense for them. marius was going to think he was a horrible person who was trying to fuck. and yes, combeferre would like for that to happen again, but he doesn't want to be the guy who takes advantage of someone's emotionally vulnerable state

-when he goes home he throws his bag onto the floor bc GOD he's so frustrated with himself. and then his phone buzzes- it's probably just enjolras sending him screenshots of how well his online jam-making blog is doing. combeferre opens it with an sigh and pauses when he sees it's from a dating app, one that he had no success on recently

-marius.p1997: Can I come over?

-great. so he really was going to take advantage of someone's emotionally vulnerable state. combeferre decides to text him back in aggravation that, sure he could come over, but picks his moral code over his dick and will instead explain to marius that he meant to just be a good dude and wasn't asking him to fuck

-he buzzes marius into the apartment half an hour later, and despite the fact that he cleaned his apartment and brushed his teeth, combeferre is a good person and was going to take no sexual advances from marius

-even after all that, he's not really expecting marius to stand awkwardly in his doorframe and reach out for a second before dropping his hand. "can we... just talk, or something?"

-combeferre has never felt more relieved in his life. god was not choosing to test him this evening.

-"yeah, of course. have you eaten dinner?" / "no" / "me neither, cmon in"

-thankfully marius has no complaint about noshing with the various leftovers in combeferre's fridge, though upon opening he quietly asks about the 7 jars of jam in his fridge

-"enjolras is going through a phase. he's dropping them off at everyone's apartments like santa. you can take some if you want."

-marius window-shops through his jam collection as combeferre pulls out pasta salads and pastas and rice and... wow combeferre never realized his diet was 90% carbs before, but he's kind of impressed with himself. if he ever needed to run a marathon, he'd be totally prepared

-they end up sitting on his couch, both holding some form of pasta and not really watching the movie combeferre put on. after a while he clears his throat and sets his fork down

-"so what's up? what did you want to talk about?"

-marius pushes around what is probably three-week old orzo and scrunches up his nose. "i don't know. it's weird. i just wanted to be a good boyfriend so bad but everything i did made her not like me. i don't get it." he pauses for a moment before flicking his eyes over to combeferre. "you said awhile back that you liked me- why?"

-i still do, is what combeferre thinks, but chooses not to say. instead he runs a hand through his hair and sighs. "i dunno. i thought you were a dumbass, but in an endearing way. but you actually are smart, you just act like a dumbass sometimes. i liked that you let me bruise you. and you like old people hobbies and you make model planes and come to our trivia nights and that you actually listened to the podcasts i recommend and bring courfeyrac signs at his chess tournaments and that you wear polos and sweater vests nonironically.”

-marius looks down at his polo and then back up at combeferre. “you didn’t know about the chess thing until today,” he says with a frown

-and fuck. because now combeferre isnt just thinking it. “because i still like you”

-marius turns a little red and looks back down to his orzo (combeferre really should have let him eat something new. he cant even remember when he made the orzo, which is not a good sign) and clears his throat. "i... i'm in love with her"

-yeah. combeferre isn't sure what he expected. but he smiles empathetically and nods. "i'm sorry, then- that she broke up with you"

-marius begins to actually talk to him after that. he tells combeferre about the breakup and how much it's fucking with marius. how he knew it was fucked up to feel like he was required to settle down with a girl in order to be a man despite being bisexual, but still felt that way because of some internalized homophobia. how he worries that the his love for cosette is subconsciously fueled by that. how his grandfather is writing him again and offering him money to come back home. how marius has so much debt that thinking about it for too long makes him cry. how crying feels pathetic because dudes arent supposed to cry. how he knows that isn't true but it's still hard. how he's an asshole and it feels like he can never be a better person. how he wants to be one

-it's a lot. it isn't really why combeferre brushed his teeth earlier and that's a little embarrassing (he's not perfect either, he hopes marius knows that), but combeferre initially minored in psychology before med school so he's fairly used to being the therapy friend. he listens and nods and talks when marius wants him to. it's interesting, really, to hear marius talk and be a real person. a real person with real fears and flaws and self-awareness that he wasn't really sure marius had at times

-"it's just so... so difficult to try and be friends with all of you," marius says at one point with very glassy eyes. "because when i try to listen to your podcasts and read the articles you all post, i don't even understand. and it's so frustrating because when i try to ask questions and give my input everybody talks to me like im so stupid and i guess i am, but it feels like im never going to be good enough for any of you. even courfeyrac gives me that look sometimes and it sucks because he's the only person i can call my best friend. i'm making an effort but i really just feel like everybody hates me. even you said it- you think im stupid"

-and that actually makes combeferre step back and think for a moment. because he had said that he thought marius was a dumbass, and he had meant it too. but he couldn't deny that marius had been making an effort at least- he hadn't even known that he read the articles that the lot of them wrote for their newsletter and website

-"im sorry i said that," combeferre says after a minute. "i am, really. i know you were raised in an echo chamber and that really makes it difficult to grow but you really are trying. i wish i had known that sooner." he pauses again before it kinda just slips out- "if you'd like, you can always come here and i can help you try to understand better"

-and combeferre almost smacks his own forehead because he's afraid of how porny that sounds and marius probably already thought combeferre was coming onto him earlier today- and now it sounds like he was doing it again!

-but instead, marius blinks away some tears. "would you really?"

-and combeferre really would.

-it becomes a thing they do. marius comes over once or twice a week and they eat dinner together and combeferre talks to him about what they push for and their perspective. they debate and discuss and combeferre forces himself to be patient and actually try and understand where marius is coming from. he's able to convince marius to come back to meetings after a while, which some find a pleasant surprise. sometimes combeferre gets him to come to help at the volunteer health clinic, if just to help sort paperwork and assist in mostly non-medical situations

-it's weird to have marius be someone whose company he enjoys outside of a sexual setting. but combeferre finds himself genuinely craving their hangouts and appreciates the times when they don't work too. sometimes it's nice to just share a bottle of wine and watch a movie, or learn one of the many card games marius likes, or go out on walks and grab a cup of coffee

-about two or three months later, combeferre is over at courfeyrac and marius's apartment, sitting at the kitchen table and eating toast with one of enjolras's marmalades, watching marius paint the newest addition to his model plane collection. marius is explaining to courfeyrac (who had been very online window shopping for a new winter jacket) about the history of the plane and it being some 1940s australian fighter aircraft when combeferre looks up from his crossword puzzle and rlly just takes in the scene

-he still likes marius, with his colourful pimple patches and model planes and how he comes up to combeferre willingly now with conversational topics that he and enjolras would normally talk about. combeferre likes him more now, really

-"have you been to the museum?" combeferre asks. "the one, like, half an hour outside paris. it's an air and space museum"

-marius shakes his head no, because he's so busy with school that he doesn't travel that much

-"we can go sometime if you want. could just take the bus. you'd like it, i think"

-courfeyrac looks between the two before humming in agreement and smiling a little bit. "yeah. you guys should definitely go. just take the day off, no one will notice. go have fun and eat mediocre museum cafe food. it'll be good for yall"

-marius dots little details on his plane and smiles back, saying that it sounds fun. courfeyrac punches combeferre's shoulder as he's leaving and wishes him good luck and no- his face is not red

-so they go to the museum two days later. it's not a date, combeferre decides, because he didn't explicitly ask marius on a date and cannot assume that there's anything date-ish without clarification. does he feel like clarifying? no. marius has spoken nonstop for the past 40 minutes about aircrafts and combeferre doesn't want to make things weird, because it's fun to hear him babble on about something he likes

-so he makes a point to let marius read all the plaques and asks him questions and enjoys himself. combeferre likes museums. he likes learning new things. he has never been particularly interested in planes and airships, but marius is so excited about the topic that he can't really be bored.

-it takes them four and a half hours before they're satisfied with having seen every inch of the exhibits. combeferre is relieved when they do stop at the restaurant because jfc wandering around museums is an underrated workout and drains your body of fuel. but he smiles and eats as marius continues to talk. it's nice to see how far they've come as friends. marius being terrified of him to now being willing to lean across the table and take a spoonful of his dessert. combeferre thinking he was a total fucking asshole to comfortably allowing marius to steal bites of his dessert

-by the time they're headed home, he's kind of exhausted. it's been a long day. combeferre doesn't really notice when he dozes off, only waking up when marius gently shakes his knee by the time they're back in paris

-combeferre has a moment of "jesus where am i" before blinking a few times and realizing he'd fallen asleep on marius's shoulder. great. that's cool. that's fine. this was not a date- he never asked, and now he's breaking boundaries even in his sleep. awesome. marius doesn't say anything about it, thankfully enough, and is still friendly on their walk back into the city. combeferre gets to his train station and is ready to call it a night and turn in at this point, but marius rocks back and forth on his heels

-"i had a lot of fun," he says with a smile. combeferre smiles back and is thinking about responding when marius then rocks forward and presses a little kiss to combeferre's cheek. "i'll see you later"

-and he sort of jogs off after that

-combeferre misses his train. he's too busy standing at the stairs and holding a hand up to where marius kissed him to think straight

-courfeyrac leaves his bedroom that night for a glass of water when he sees marius sitting at the kitchen table, just anxiously shuffling a deck of cards over and over again. he pauses before padding over and asking if he's feeling alright

-marius anxiously taps his thumbs against the side of the deck and chews the inside of his cheek. he's not sure how to explain

-combeferre is nice to him now. he's not scared of him. even if it was hot at times, marius likes when combeferre is nice to him. he likes that it doesn't feel like justification anymore. combeferre is a friend he tries very hard to keep and he's afraid of losing that. marius has grown quite fond of the their hangouts and likes that being around combeferre makes him be a better person. he's not sure when that turned into something deeper, he only noticed it today

-there was a moment at the museum when marius had spoken for so long that he ran out of breath and needed to take a moment. combeferre had just smiled at him and waited for him to continue. marius isn't sure why he wanted to kiss him in that moment. before, it was because combeferre was a thrill. combeferre made him feel fearful and excited. but in that moment, combeferre just made him feel... comfortable. and it was a very different feeling

-when he'd fallen asleep on him in the bus, marius simply had to sit very still so he wouldn't wake up. the weight of his head on his shoulder was nice. it was a sort of domesticity that marius really craved. it was comfortable- once again

-he probably should have waited afterwards to ask if kissing his cheek was okay. combeferre always talked about consent in small moments like that. he was going to judge marius for forgetting, or even worse he might dislike him now. combeferre used to like him, marius knows that much, but what if that was the last straw?

-marius isn't rlly aware of when he starts shuffling the cards again, but courfeyrac just puts a hand over his own to take the cards out and set them down. he gently rubs at where all of the friction has made marius's hands a little red and irritated and asks if he doesn't feel like speaking

-he shakes his head no and finally collects his thoughts into a single sentence. "i kissed combeferre on the cheek and im afraid he won't be my friend anymore"

-there's a pause before courfeyrac huffs out a laugh. "oh buddy. you're both so fucking weird. how are you so far past the sex phase but both of you are like this?"

-marius gives him a worried look because he doesn't understand and courfeyrac just sighs in amusement and finds lotion in a kitchen drawer to squirt onto marius's chafed hands. "not to ruin all the mystery, but he likes you. you should know this- he didn't stop liking you. still hasn't. i don't think he was thinking you liked him back. god- you guys have had actual sex. i cannot believe both of you guys are so squirmy and anxious at the thought of romance. it's so backwards"

-he rubs in the lotion on his own and frowns down at his lap. "i really want him to think im a good person now"

-courfeyrac gives him a sympathetic smile. "we all think so, you know. you weren't a bad guy before, you just had some room to improve. you needed a little push in the right direction, that was all. the guys like you, seriously" he gives marius a moment to soak that up before wriggling his eyebrows. "so the plane museum had really steamy energy, huh?"

-he only laughs when marius squirms in his seat and goes red

-courfeyrac stays up to talk with him until marius feels less stressed and can go back to bed without feeling like his head is exploding. he lays on his side and thinks, but in a much calmer way. marius just reconsiders his options; he thinks about how he was sure he was in love with cosette and how much it hurt, but how he's learning to get over it. he thinks about he used to really only like how combeferre terrified him, how their sex life was rlly nothing more than sex to him. how that's changed. marius goes to touch a bruise that is long-faded, and misses how it used to ache when he touched it. marius slowly fucks in and out of his fist, thinking about those bruises in a different context. he falls asleep soon after he haphazardly wipes his hand off on a tissue. he doesn't dream

-work the next day is messy. he forgets to clock in, he loses his pen a million times, no one tells him his nametag is upside down until lunch, and his usual companions for games are kicking his ass. marius feels fluttery and unfocused and very badly wants to grab his phone and see if anybody (or one person in particular) has messaged him. his foot keeps bouncing up and down. he's snapping at a rubber band on his wrist. grrrrrr!!!!!! he needs to check his phone. now.

-it's a miracle when he finally gets on his lunch break and scrambles to grab his phone from the office. he's so desperate. so desperate. but as he turns on his phone, he's met with nothing. his shoulders drop a little bit. he's not sure what he was expecting- a love confession wouldn't make sense, but marius had tried making a move. did combeferre think he was just being friendly? courfeyrac and marius kissed cheeks when greeting and all, but they never had before. they hadn't been that close for an extended period. maybe combeferre thought he was just trying it out? marius wants to bang his head on the wall

-but then a notification appears. marius almost jolts with excitement as he switches to his messages. it's not from combeferre- his shoulders dropping once again

-courfeyrac: hey r u trynna go out tonight

-the way courfeyrac texts always stresses him out, but marius's thumbs begin to type back anyway

-marius: Sure. Where would we be going out to?

-courfeyrac wants them to go out to a bar with some other friends and then crash at bahorel's. marius isn't really sure who that is but he recognizes the name from meetings. he then mentions that combeferre might go. and he also asks if marius has any particular shirts that he has no attachment to. hm.

-combeferre gets off work and is immediately requested over by enjolras. they've done this many times before so he's quick to take the train to enjolras's apartment complex rather than his own

-he eats a quick snack of toast and jam as enjolras says in an uninterested manner that courfeyrac wants to go out. combeferre sighs dramatically because depending on who's going, that just means an evening of him helping somebody as they puke into a toilet. combeferre has held back bangs and rubbed the backs of nearly all of his friends. it isn't that he minds, but is that really how he wants to spend his friday?

-combeferre ends up showering and rummaging through enjolras's drawer for clothes to borrow. he ends up accidentally finding something that he straight up thinks is porn, but it's actually one of those farmer's market magazines. combeferre almost pinches his brow at the thought of losing the face of their group to a life of making and selling jams professionally, but if enjolras is happy then he supposes he's happy too

-they head out together to whatever bar address courfeyrac had sent them, talking quietly amongst themselves. combeferre is expecting a normal night. if courfeyrac is planning it then there's likely going to be jp, then combeferre will have fun at least. if grantaire is there, things will get out of control and no one will have fun. he thinks about all the different combinations of people they know and the various outcomes

-he's not expecting to walk into the bar (which is more of a club than a bar. combeferre would say he's underdressed, but he's never dressed up for a bar. if anything, he's just never been a 'sexy dresser') and find marius with courfeyrac, and he's certainly not expecting marius to be wearing a haphazardly cropped polo shirt

-his brain sort of stops working for a moment as he's trying to process this. because first of all, marius usually doesn't go out with their usual groups. he just goes with courfeyrac. second of all, he is wearing a cropped shirt. meaning that combeferre has a direct line of sight to the v-line. he has a visual on marius's cum gutters. and suddenly combeferre is thinking about a myriad of things, but mostly how marius seems so perturbed about the utter nakedness of his lower torso

-he's pulling on the edges of his polo, like they may grow longer, and subconsciously holding an arm around his stomach with a continuous furrow of his brow

-combeferre walks over before he can come up with a real plan and says hello. marius goes red, even in the weird lighting of the bar and says hello back, holding the grip on his exposed skin a little tighter

-"what happened to your shirt?" is what combeferre ends up asking and almost regretting, because now they both know he was thinking about it

-"courfeyrac wanted me to try something new," marius swallows. "so we uh, we cut up my shirt"

-he laughs. "are you not a fan?"

-marius nods, then shakes his head. "it's just weird"

-he takes a moment before shrugging off his jacket and holding it out to him. marius turns even more red as he takes it and pulls it on. bahorel makes an appearance with what has to be a hundred euros worth of shots and a smile on his face, like he wants to watch all of them fall victim to the sheer amount of liquor he got

-combeferre only takes two shots (of tequila, god forbid) because he plans on being a functioning person in the morning. out of the corner of his eye, he watches marius barely choke down one shot before passing his others over to courfeyrac. he's definitely a slow-sipper, combeferre feels something warm in his chest at the thought of the two of them with their wine glasses from nights of the past, but it also might be the tequila settling

-enjolras seems busy talking to bahorel and some stranger who is definitely there to try and get into his pants (and is sorely mistaken about how this night is going to go), so combeferre stays with marius and courfeyrac and watches in amusement as courfeyrac attempts his.... sixth? seventh shot? marius's brow furrows further and pulls the next one out of his hand, seemingly regretful of giving any more to him in the first place

-combeferre smiles to himself. "you guys do this often?"

-"marius is my wingman," courfeyrac says after swallowing down a mouthful of what he hopes is water from a plastic bottle. "he's not a good wingman, but he's a wingman." / marius huffs a laugh and shakes his head. "unfortunately im not really smooth, or good at laying down hints. i usually just say it straight and that never works"

-combeferre tries to apply it to their scenario. he could probably agree that marius never really hinted at things. he sent photos of bruises told him he wanted things casual and said so so plainly that he was going to start seeing someone else. marius never said something to him about his feelings going beyond friendship. the most he'd done, really, was kiss his cheek. was that laying it straight? was that all combeferre needed to confirm things?

-he tries not to stare at marius's stomach throughout the night- still showing with the jacket opened. it's not an easy task. combeferre is hardly even drunk but he feels more so staring at the trail of hair that leads down to marius's trousers. he doesn't get to see that sort of thing anymore and being able to see it now is making his brain go haywire

-enjolras leaves after a while, leaning over combeferre's shoulder and explaining that he's going to a seminar in the morning and wants to turn in early. that leaves the four of them to do what they'd like. bahorel invites everyone to come back to his apartment, which means dragging courfeyrac away from the stranger's he'd been trying to befriend at the bathrooms and successfully managing to get him onto the subway

-by the time they're on bahorel's street, combeferre discovers that the water bottle is most definitely not water from the way he and bahorel are sharing it and laughing down the street

-"is it like this often?" marius asks and clutches combeferre's jacket a little closer around himself as they speed-walk after the other two / "not all the time, but admittedly it's more fun when you're actually drunk" / "so why aren't you, then?"

-combeferre slows his steps for a moment before glancing over. glancing down at marius's stomach. locking his focus on the sky instead. "i didn't feel like being drunk tonight, i guess. there's less regret in the morning"

-it's hard to tell how marius reacts after that, looking in the other direction. he's not sure how he wants marius to react. he knows he'd like him to kiss his cheek again. and then the tip of his dick- but combeferre cringes at his own intrusive thoughts and prays to whatever god is listening that marius cant read minds

-and he really cant. marius furrows his brow at what combeferre says. less to regret? what does he mean by that- is he drawing a line? setting a limit? combeferre must regret going out with him, then. he regrets all of that because marius kissed his cheek. great. awesome.

-marius isn't feeling as social by the time they get to bahorel's. their other friend, grantaire (who marius does know and doesn't understand) shows up not long after they do with a bottle of jack and a chipped front tooth. courfeyrac is immediately fussing and asking what happened. there's some story about tripping on the steps of the liquor store that marius doesn't really pay attention to

-despite feeling antisocial, he plays dealer in a game of blackjack and appreciates that he isn't the only person who isn't extremely drunk. the game goes on until courfeyrac wants to go share a smoke with grantaire on bahorel's balcony, leaving combeferre comfortable enough in bahorel's kitchen to find a jar of peanut butter and a spoon

-"he's also got hazelnut spread- the expensive kind," combeferre says to marius and points at the cabinet. "and almond butter- which is usually what courfeyrac steals from." it's an invitation of sorts, so marius gets up and looks through, not worried about bahorel setting up music on his speaker across the room

-he eventually settles down with the hazelnut spread and leans on the counter with combeferre, dipping a spoon into the surface and letting the sweetness melt on his tongue. "do you guys usually raid his kitchen?"

-combeferre smiles. "bahorel has the best kitchen to raid from. i think he takes pride in it, so he lets us indulge. it's dangerous when we're smoking- i've made the mistake of getting a little too high and eating a bunch of stuff that didn't settle well in my stomach. that night wasn't really fun at all"

-marius isn't sure why the thought of high combeferre is surprising. he seems so mature all the time that marius just doesn't ever seeing him inebriated. it's the same with enjolras- he can't picture him ever drinking or smoking or anything. if marius ever sees him in a state that isn't devastatingly sober, he's sure it'll be the same day that his debt magically disappears

-"do you smoke a lot?" is what he ends up asking / "i used to more in college. right now i work too much to do all the stuff i used to. there's still rolling papers in my nightstand, though"

-marius desperately wishes he'd been able to go to university before now. he wishes he had been able to meet everybody the way they all met. he wonders what a younger combeferre looked like: fresh-faced and still an undergrad. he feels like he'd been robbed of years of friendship with these people, he feels like maybe he wouldn't be such an asshole or an idiot if he had been exposed to the real world earlier

-but he doesn't say any of that, he just sticks another spoonful of hazelnut spread in his mouth

-marius gets to talk to combeferre normally for a little while. there's no speak of kisses or cropped shirts or anything, they just talk like the two normally do. it's both relieving and not- marius wants more. he made that obvious. he's glad they're not talking about it because the thought makes his hands shake for some reason, but he feels like maybe they should. courfeyrac was right- it's fucking weird that marius knows what it feels like to be inside/have combeferre inside of him, but they can't talk about feelings

-but courfeyrac also comes stumbling out of the balcony looking abnormally pale and marius knows what that face means. "where's the bathroom?" marius asks combeferre, who also seems quite intimate with this version of courfeyrac and is already moving to push him down the hallway

-it's a miracle courfeyrac makes it to the toilet before he actually starts hurling. combeferre takes a band off his wrist and collects the front part of courfeyrac's hair to tie back as he vomits. marius squats near him and rubs courfeyrac's back soothingly as combeferre murmurs about some "bottle"

-"it was a mix of vodka, tequila, and gin," courfeyrac says shakily before he gags again and gets back to it. combeferre hums disapprovingly but makes sure there's no hair in his face and has a toilet paper on hand for courfeyrac to wipe his nose

-"you come here often?" marius asks dryly to combeferre. "you seem like a frequent visitor." combeferre cracks a smile / "i've done this a number of times, you?" / "for him? a number of times- like you said"

-courfeyrac chokes on bile as marius continues to rub at his back. combeferre seems to make the same move, their hands accidentally touching. neither pull away- really only pausing to stare at each other. marius doesn't know what to do. he always makes the first move when it comes to them, he always does. but tonight he just pauses, just waits

-combeferre seems to get it, slowly moving their hands so that they lace over courfeyrac's back. marius gives up on the whole making the second move- he just wants to kiss him. he leans forward to cup combeferre's face with his free hand and kiss him. combeferre kisses back, but then pulls away

-"i can't do casual again," he almost pleads. "i can't- i like you. and that's not a problem anymore"

-marius pulls his brows together. "i know" he just kisses combeferre again until courfeyrac spits into the toilet, leans up and snatches the tissue away from combeferre

-"you don't know how thrilled i am about this development," he says with a hoarse voice, "but i really don't need you guys making out on top of me." he wipes his nose and tosses it in the bowl to flush before washing his mouth out at the sink and leaving the two in the bathroom

-marius turns red again as he pulls away and watches the door, but still holds onto combeferre's hand. "and are you gonna regret this? in the morning, i mean"

-the corners of combeferre's mouth turn upward. "no. the only regret i'd have had was if i had been really drunk and too chicken to talk to you all night"

-marius smiles back, and that's enough for him

-"you know courfeyrac has been trying to be your wingman all night, right?" combeferre asks with a wry smile. "i have a feeling that's what all this shirt nonsense is about"

-marius looks down at himself and plays with the hem. "he wanted me to cut up a shirt i didn't really wear. he called it... slutty golfer chic. it's weird- i don't know. it feels-" he cuts himself off with a pinched expression, making combeferre huff a laugh. / "feels what?" / "don't get mad at me for saying this- but it just feels like a type of gay that i am not." combeferre only laughs harder

-"it still looks good, but i get it" / "you think so?" / "...yeah. i think it looks really good"

-grantaire has to beg against the bathroom door for them to leave so he can pee- it isn't an easy task after all the time those two spent worrying over each other, worrying about what would happen

-to combeferre they don't start dating right after that, but to marius they do. the way they set up their timeline has about a month difference. in both of their defense, it was never discussed for a while but it was definitely implied. it sort of explained how marius went from casual friends to very touchy-feely, but combeferre assumes that was just him in a more-than-friends context

-it is a little surprising how touchy marius is. he can understand how cosette may have gotten overwhelmed with him if touch wasn't her love language. but he finds it relaxing, if anything. it reminds him of when they were casual. marius liked to play with his chest hair or his stomach fat or his balls (which combeferre really liked but wasn't sure how to address). he still does, but not just in sexual situations. he likes to scritch-scratch at combeferre's scalp and hold hands and rub the tension out of his shoulders and it's just nice. really really nice

-combeferre is really feeling it one day when they're at a farmer's market. marius needed a break from working on his grad paper and they just decided to go on a walk to clear his head. combeferre is taking a flyer for enjolras when he looks around and spots marius looking at some goat cheese table. he's still wearing his blue-light glasses on top of his head and talking to this salesperson just to talk. combeferre can't explain why he feels it just then, but he folds up the flyer to put in his pocket and walks back over to him with a smile

-they go for coffee after that. combeferre leans against his hand and watches marius stir his iced coffee until it's all one colour and decides to ask "do you want to date for real? like boyfriends?"

-and marius pauses with a frown and sets his coffee down. "were we... not already?"

-and that's when combeferre is both relieved, but also decides they need to better their communication skills.

-they're very domestic in a relationship, but their sex life is aggressive. marius still has a fear/intimidation thing going on, combeferre is willing to oblige. both of them are really into bruises and marking and experimenting! you would not expect them to be as versatile as they are, but jesus these guys like Situations

-it's also funny when marius starts actually paying attention to social justice and activism and begins talking about radically about government issues. it throws everybody off after what he started out saying loudly with no issue. courfeyrac likes to call him a "little sjw with pronouns" as a joke and watch his ears turn red, but combeferre just elbows courfeyrac with a roll of the eyes. let marius be dangerously radical! #charactergrowth

-they're almost four months into a relationship (or five, if you ask marius) when marius asks if combeferre wants to meet his dad. for a moment, he only thinks "it's too early if we break up it'll be weird what if i like his dad what if he hates me what if i hate him what if we like each other and we break up and it's like i have to break up with marius's dad too and-" before he remembers a photograph on marius's nightstand and marius's grandfather and his original centrist position. combeferre slowly nods and asks if it would be okay with him. marius just smiles and says it would

-they take a train early the next morning for a few hours. marius is a little quiet the whole time, so combeferre just takes his hand and lets marius fiddle with his fingers. by noon they stop and grab overpriced sandwiches before marius navigates them to a church and graveyard. combeferre feels a little awkward around the church, but says nothing as they traverse through various graves until they finally reach one with a name combeferre recognizes

-he sits down next to marius on the grass, waiting a moment to see if marius wants to say anything. he doesn't seem to, either having nothing prepared or no way to say it. combeferre is familiar with the feeling, so he clears his throat and says, "hi, m. pontmercy. i'm combeferre- im, uh, im dating your son. he's kind of a dork, but i like him a lot"

-the corners of marius's mouth turn upward. "he'd probably like you. well- im not really sure, but i'd like to think that he'd like you"

-"i hope so," combeferre huffs, "otherwise christmas dinners are going to be really awkward, huh?"

-a bigger smile. marius leans on his shoulder and they sit there for a while before combeferre reaches in his pocket and takes a stone he grabbed from paris before leaving and places it on top of the headstone

-"do you want to meet my dad?" he asks wryly, turning to look at marius. marius gives him a confused look, eyes flicking between him and the grave before nodding. / "yeah, i'd like that"

-combeferre finds a train and a bus connection to where he wants to go and they spend a couple more hours traveling. he finds a pack of travel cards in a station and buys it so marius can teach him something new on the train. it's fun, just playing card games as they wait between connections and during the journey itself. by the time they've arrived, it's beginning to near sunset- combeferre isn't really sure if they'll make it back to paris by morning

-either way, he takes marius's hand and leads him through his dad's hometown before finding the cemetary. it isn't very crowded, but there's leftover visitors from a burial earlier in the day. combeferre takes a moment to orient himself before finding the headstone he's looking for

_"dad, marius," he gestures from the grass up to marius, then from marius to the grass. "marius, my dad"

-marius says nothing for a moment before tightly clutching onto combeferre's hand. "you didn't tell me." / "tell you what- that my dad's dead?" / marius just nods and stares down at the headstone with a particularly sad look on his face. / "it happened a long time ago, it's alright"

-marius just squeezes his hand further before trying to find a rock and place it on the headstone like combeferre did for his dad. it makes combeferre huff in amusement, but he still appreciates the sentiment and finds one as well. it feels nice to see the rocks, to see his dad's grave. he hadn't visited in a long time, but he's glad he went with marius

-both of them are too tired to attempt to travel back by the time they've eaten dinner. despite not having a change of clothes, they find a little hotel and get a room for the night. combeferre showers and searches his phone for bus times tomorrow while marius showers. it's a pleasant sight to see him come out with the towel around his waist, cum gutters all shiny and fresh and out to the world

-"how often do you work out?" combeferre asks. rather than an answer, marius changes into his briefs and furrows his brow. / "would you tell me about your dad?"

-he's not really sure what to tell, but combeferre talks about being twelve and having a cop come to his door to tell them about the hit and run. he talks about having anger issues that stemmed from loss before going to therapy and learning to appreciate peace and meditation and healing. he talks about how it pushed him to volunteer at kid's shelters because it was hard enough losing one parent and he couldn't imagine losing both. he talks about how that's what drove him to achieve what he has now and how he wants to help people so they don't feel grief and anger and pain, no matter the circumstance

-marius lays in bed and listens to him talk before resuming with his usual habits of playing with combeferre's chest hair. by the time he's finished speaking, combeferre might fall asleep. marius leans forward and presses a warm kiss to his cheek and thanks him for telling him, that he's glad he got to meet his dad today. it's about the last thing combeferre remembers before falling asleep

-after having such angry beginnings, it's so comfortable calming down and being together. something marius really likes throughout their friendship and relationship is simply that combeferre has gotten less frustrated with him and now explains things better when they may disagree on something or if marius simply just doesn't get it. he's stopped treating him like a moron for so long that it's weird to imagine the time when he did

-marius becomes a member of enjolras's jam list. he finds them pressed into his hands at meetings and has had several iterations of the rhubarb jelly recipe. enjolras perfects it around the 6th try, but marius is too embarrassed and shy to tell him that he preferred the 4th attempt. he preferred the jelly when it was tart, but was definitely in the minority. that being said, he likes the 6th recipe too

-they're a good "pickles/no pickles" dynamic. pickles make marius gag so hard and combeferre likes to eat them by the bucketful. if marius orders something with pickles, combeferre will either just pluck them off and eat them himself or will be the one to go up and ask the server for something new

-the elderly rec center also becomes quite fond of combeferre. to many of them, they just view him as marius's "special friend," and combeferre doesn't particularly feel like explaining sexuality to old people so he doesn't mind. it surprises him, though, when after somebody does it that marius actually speaks up

-he just goes "oh no, combeferre isn't my best friend, he's just my boyfriend." and marius is so unabashedly unafraid of telling people his sexuality that it's surprising. he's far better at being out than college-age combeferre was

-marius also leans into things he thought were "too gay for him", which is funny to watch progress from combeferre's perspective. the crop tops make a return, which he certainly doesn't mind, and there's a period where marius plays around with makeup that combeferre also finds very attractive. he sucks at eyeliner, but it's still attractive. he'll get better eventually- some people just have shaky hands, okay?

-marius is also incredibly lucky to have combeferre as a boyfriend during the grad paper period. combeferre is so good at catching misused words, or synonyms better to use, or grammar errors. having him on hand is like the best premium version of grammarly that you could possibly ask for. he also just thinks it's rlly attractive when combeferre gets all academic, so a lot of grad paper editing turns into sex. not that either of them mind

-they both help set up enjolras's tent at the farmer's market, eventually, and steal little samples of his jellies and jams and laugh together when enjolras smacks both of them with a wooden spoon to get them to stop. and i think that's just love <3

[technoacidraveasgore]

i couldnt respond right away bc i was busy, but also bc holy fuck i have so much to say abt sunny in particular (this might be related to him being an extremely rare example of a video game protagonist i can fully relate to and also being one of my favorite charas in general, but yeah)

what baffles me most abt fanon sunny is the sheer amt of mischaracterization he goes through, especially since a good chunk of his headspace isnt that hard to read symbolism-wise (fun fact, this is why the headspace segments became some of my favorite bits because both the Sunny and Omori routes have so much to tell you about him and his friends if you know where to look and how to snip the fat from the meat)

What I find especially striking is just how much of Headspace is littered with things Sunny subconsciously associates with his friends-from the obvious, like breaking open watermelons as treasure chests (Aubrey loves watermelons) to the less open, like the smoothies (Sunny even remembers Basil's disliked and favorite flavors) to the more ambiguous, like the entirety of Sweetheart's castle and how it relates to Sunny's definition of "home"-and Sweetheart's Castle is carpeted in tons and tons and tons of little reminders of his loved ones, down to the fact that Sunny remembers full detailed instructions on how to bake a strawberry cake down to the letter. The secret club segments could even be Sunny subconsciously remembering Hero has a bit of a rebellious side (prolly from Mari) and going "hey, Basil, remember that time Hero and Mari snuck us into a New Years' party and we got to try "fruit juice" ;) and then Hero beat the shit out of a guy while drunk" but that last one could be a stretch lmao

(side note, this is also why I get confused when people characterize him as a bad cook, since Sunny seems to have much more of a passion for food and cooking than even Hero does if his Headspace is anything to go by. It also says mountains that Sunny hates tofu and it's the most useless item healing wise-and yet, he memorized the fine details of tofu, has a tofu cookbook, his best friend likes tofu, you can trade tofu for better items in a certain area... there's a reason he does microwave steak, and it's because he loathes his own existence and probably even does it as self-punishment subconsciously.)

This is also mirrored in how his Black Space is shown. People commonly use that as proof that "oh, he actually hates Basil lol" but also seem to forget that it's where Sunny's worst fears and inner truths go to rot. Not only does Basil die because he almost blurts out the truth, the Neighbor's Area also shows what Sunny is scared of most if the truth comes out-not just brutalization, but Basil getting thrown to the wolves when he leaves. He knows full well what he'd be doing to Basil if he told the truth right as he's moving, and he's terrified of it. Even right after Basil's stabbed his eye out in the real world, he dreams of Basil welcoming him home and giving him a big hug. He and Aubrey are full of love and empathy for their friends and loved ones, even through their colossal mountains of fuck ups, and all the crushing pain and guilt Sunny's felt for years is laid bare in Black Space 1 and 2.

Hell, the scratched out Truth photos scream how Sunny was feeling in that moment. Horrified, disgusted, depressed, repressed, repress, repress... repress... repress. Sunny couldn't even live with himself for what he did and holed himself up for four years, left everyone else who needed him, and stayed there until Kel came knocking and (in the Sunny route at least) saved him from a lifetime of lonely insanity and cravings for oblivion. The game is centered around how this broken autistic kid who felt like he couldn't found himself and where home is in the recesses of his sickly mind. While nothing outright says he's ND or a hyperempath, he's heavily coded to be and I love that he's a good person with actual flaws and issues. He's allowed to be fucked up and feel fucked up. And he's not a baby, either. He's childish, but he's highly intelligent and well read with a whimsical and sardonic sense of humor, not a babybrain like ND people get characterized or a sociopath like some have come to calling him.

And then there's the people who do infantilize him and treat him like an innocent baby who can do no wrong with that Evil Basil Boy, which... boy oh boy I could go on a rant about why that's stupid and also damaging to autistic people, but I think I'd be here all day if I kept going LMAO

TL;DR sunny is best character and this is the last response ill be giving on this post

"we need more morally complex mentally ill characters" yall couldnt even handle basil

[dreamii-yume]

SPOILERSSS for Twisted Wonderland Chapter 6 : 1-16!!!

*rubs hands* aight it wont take long before genshin has me in its gacha hell grasp again, I just barely escaped this time— NOW ITS TIME TO SEE THE BOIS CHAPTER 6 omg— wtf happened last time lol it’s been too long

So, no voice over because of some problems which is understandable but— meh I don’t feel like reading lol So I’m watching otome ayui translations this time, because im that one dumbass student who skipped kanji class and now i cant read without sounding like im five _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): “what up im yume im way passed 19 and i never fucking learned how to read”

Also watching Hanayura Kanon stream for the rest that’s not yet been translated lol Because he’s very good at voice acting for the characters and he’s funny af lol

- OKAY OKAY— WTF HAPPENED EXPLAIN

- Fun fact : I haven’t watched Hercules yet so I legit don’t know what’s about to come lol

- Aw, that’s cute— We called over Ace and Deuce late at night AND THEY REALLY CAME OVER AAAAA

- I forgot how fckin pure their friendship is _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

- Aight, so we actually have a huge-ass scratch from feral Grim lol That’s just fantastic, isn’t it

- FINALLY— We’re talking about Mickey and the stones my monster cat has been eating with Crowley AAAAA

- “Yeah there’s this bitch called mickey and i took his photo—“

- WE’RE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS. AFTER 6 CHAPTERS.

- Bruh this crystal of blot sounds really dangerous why are we discussing this just now

- Speaking of this crystal, Crowley— you were looking for this crystal in chap one and when we asked you about wtf you’re trying to find you just went— “oH itS NothING.”

- I SUPPOSED ITS NOT NOTHING NOW IS IT

- I didnt see you searching for crystals after every chapter mr. crowley where were you 👁👄👁 dont you think it was weird that you didnt see a single one after like— five blotting incidents

- Oh so its rare i see— BRUH R U SURE ABOUT THAT grim literally found one every single chap LMAO

- Okay okay— see, he may be violent but listen— you aint gonna throw out my fucking cat okay

- Wh— THERE WAS A FESTIVAL!? Im dumb so its not just VDC LOL

- Listen LISTEN— GRIM IS FINE. HOLD UP— NO NEED TO THROW HIM OUT JUST LET ME HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT HIM

- Aww, Ace and Deuce looked pissed about it too AAAAHH THE TRUE DEFINITION OF THE BOIS

- BRUH NO— ALL THE DORM LEADERS TO GO AND CAPTURE GRIM?? HE’LL DIE

- CROWLEY PLS— WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS, HONEY

- #Grimportectionsquad

- “It’s bout time for them to come” Who?

- FUCKING— CROWLEY STOP SAYING ITS NOTHING— This is why this school is so fucked, you never tell us anything ahead of time _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

- Aight he left, Ace Deuce hurry help me what you guys got

- He may be a monster but see— the worst he did is eat the whole tuna stack SO PLS HES STILL BABY AND I LOVE HIM

- THATS RIGHT DEUCE MY MAN GRIM CAN DO NO BAD I SWEAR

- HE WOULDNT EVER AGAIN I SWEAR

- Ace ヽ(；▽；)ノ The character development— im so proud of you, son

- THIS IS THE BOISSS— LETS GOOOO

- Fuck this is so beautiful— just me and the bois on our way in the middle of the night to find our MISSING CAT I—

- CROWLEY REALLY DID ASSEMBLE THEM DORM LEADERS AAAAAAA AT THIS HOUR TOO WTF

- BRUH WE CAN TALK

- Kalim Kalim Kalim Vil Vil Vil— Pls we’ve been through so much last chapter ＨＥＬＰ

- Leona…A big fat ｍｏｏｄ honestly lmao

- Ey ey riddle pls— dont make this any more difficult—

- Shut up azul stay where u are all you’ve done is nothing but chaos since you arrive so SHHH

- MALLEUS IS NOT HERE AGAIN LILIA PLS— where is he when we need him the most LOL

- Ortho, your bro where?? Also— SURVIVAL STATUS BRUH—

- YES PLS DONT HURT HIM OMG

- oh i forgot idia lives in his tablet LOL OF COURSE

- Omg he’s in the apple trees still looking scary as shi aaaaaaa pls kitty come home u just had too much catnip

- OH GOD 15m HE’S CLOSE

- “Starting operation” ORTHO WHAT TF

- EY EY EY oh good he’s knocked out sighhh

- Aight I know this has been translated but I can’t help but to look at the original japanese and im just— wtf is RTS and TAS idia i dont understand this advanced gamer otaku language

- But Idia and Ortho really do be speedrunning on who can fucking kick my cat the hardest LOL

- THATS RIGHT IDIA You understand me— Fellow cat lovers unite, Grim is very cute, he can’t do no bad

- …so can i have him back pls—

- Can we just appreciate the fact that these bois are willing to take the risk of getting their heads chopped off by Riddle by doing all this for us??

- If this isnt what you call true friendship then i dont know what this is

- Lol ambrose is going to appear in this festival again and crowley’s prideful ass is QUAKING

- WHY are we not allowed to see him crowley im sure we can handle it— We’re the BOIS. CMON

- Imagine if they just summon a fcuking— magic vet or something lol

- It’s the next day lol

- HAH ITS THE VDC LOSERS BY ONE VOTE SQUAD

- I mean the NRC Tribe— ٩( ᐛ )و

- VIL. what you have my queen

- Vil pls dont remind me that my cat isnt here but thank you for saying thank you i do not deserve—

- AWW THE ADEUCE SQUAD LOOKS SO SAD AAAAA

- Vil i miss the bad bitch but absolute oneesan energy but the apology— yeah are we gonna cry again lol

- AAAAAAHH why am i so proud— THAT vil is apologizing

- You dont need to maam what we had in chapter 5 was a fucking journey i regret nothing

- I swear if rook goes like— bitch that aint beautiful imma bonk him I WILL DO IT dont think i forgot what u did last chap

- Man i love me a man who can openly admit his mistakes MMMGH

- Rook i swear—

- Im glad that we’re not toning down ace’s brutal honesty lol

- BRUHHH I DONT LIKE IT WHEN VIL US TAKING ALL THE BLAME i mean what he said was kinda true BUT STILL

- Cheer up Vil, it’s not like it’s a complete failure anyways (；ω；) it was fun at least

- Hearing Jamil encourage Vil like this feels surreal BUT YES BOI U TELL EM

- What is this beautiful character development

- Ooff way to hit where it hurts the most vil my queen lol

- AAGH IT HURTS VIL RECOGNIZING NEIGE’S HARDWORK LIKE THIS— THE PRIDE I CAN FEEL IT ＣＲＡＣＫ

- Bruh we appreciate Neige’s impeccable smile in this household— REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE NEIGE’S GON BE A BAD BOI??? WELP—

- It was me, i was that person and i shall drown in apple juice for it

- Of course, the ultimate Neige simp already knows that lol

- Bruh the background music has no business being this sad　ｓｔｏｐ

- I hate it when vil is right sometimes omg— TRUEEE KALIM especially wouldn’t be able to stand properly on stage after knowing Neige’s own hardships aaaa

- NOO BABY DONT CRY

- Vil redemption arc??? 👀👀 you can help us cure our cat—

- !? Are we gonna get that money promised in that poster?? 👀👀

- WHAA FUCKING WAHAA VIL IS GONNA PAY THAT US??? THE WHOLE 5 MIL EACH??!! VIL CALM DOWN WHAT I SAID WAS A JOKE

- Damn vil is ＳＴＡＣＫＥＤ He really didnt want to owe anyone anything LMAO YES QUEEN

- WHA— KALIM IS ACCEPTING??? OUT OF EVERYONE HERE, I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO ACCEPT THAT KALIM

- Kalim is making my heart go boom boom again baby boi ✨👁💧👄💧👁✨✨

- HE’LL DONATE IT TO THE RAMSHACKLE DORM BABY BOIIII

- …sumimasen kalim for having a very rundown dorm 👁💧👄💧👁 but thank you for being nice about it lol

- OKAY OKAY KALIM YOU DONT HAVE TO LIST ALL THE THINGS WRONG IN MY DORM PLS—

- THIS IS EMBARRASSING PLS KALIM IM SORRY FOR BEING POOR

- But this man be such a sunshine holy shit i cant even be mad about it lol

- AW YEAH RAMSHACKLE DORM IS GONNA GET A MAKEOVER

- EVERYONE BE DONATING THEIR MONEY TO US AAAAA Were they always this NICE

- Aight adeuce pls— y’all dont have to force yourself to donate my guys (´；ω；`) being friends is enough lol i get it my bois

- Find me a man who can make me feel like this the way Vil can

- Man if only Grim is here :’) he’d be soo happy :’)) you can have all the tuna you want buddy :’)))

- GRIM PLS ADEUCE IS WILLING TO TREAT YOU TO LUNCH BABY

- Bro this is so wholesome omg

- Im sorry but still up to this day, my understanding of Epel’s accent is still　ｌａｃｋｉｎｇ lmao

- Aight they be talking about how Rook already knew that they were going to lose from the very beginning

- The FORESHADOWING LOL The difference with how Rook said “What a wonderful performance” rather than “What a beautiful performance” sigh

- Honestly we gotta respect Rook’s resolve here lol man just knows what he wants

- Rook and Vil’s friendship lmao

- 👁👄👁 …!?

- EARTHQUAKE WTF How dare you ruin such moment—

- WHAT IS GOING ON

- EY WTF DONT DESTROY MY DORM WTF ARE YOU GUYS

- WHAT ARE THESE ROBOTS OUTSIDERS KILL THEM WITH FIRE

- They look like something that belongs to the Ignihyde dorm HUH

- Oh bruh— Vil in his Dorm Leader mode is so cool AND YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE TIME BUT wheww~~ Vil YAS QUEEN

- KALIM TOO AAAAAA JAMIL’S 「はっ！」SO COOL

- so SO— the dorm leader’s have a protocol for outsider attacks like this 👁👄👁 OMG THEY’RE SO HOT

- They don’t seem like our bois anymore aaa just pure professionalism at this point—

- GOD I FORGOT HOW COOL THEY ARE OMG

- HEEEYYY OUR DORM IS GETTING DESTROYED WTF ARE THESE GUYS’ PROBLEM

- We were just talking about renovating it too wtf

- AAAAAHHH HOW DARE YOU— VIL R YOU OK

- Bruh i dont know what is going on but dont touch my man’s face

- They’re targetting Vil and Jamil WHY— overblot men!!??? WHERE ARE YOU— GIVE THEM BACK

- I didnt understand what epel said here lmao BUT—!?

- THEY HAVE GRIM TOO FUCK HE’S BACK LET GO OF MY FUCKING CAT

- WHAT IS GOING ON DARLINGS

- BUDDYY >:’0000 Grimmm MY HEART—

- Are they kidnapping the overblot men?? What— the fucking absolute ｂａｌｌｓ on these robots

- God we’re getting absolutely ｆｕｃｋｅｄ in here

- AND THERE’S A CAULDRON IN THE BACKGROUND LOL DEUCE WENT HAM

- BRING ME BACK MY FUCKING CAT— >:’0000

- I thought there’s going to be a festival not a fucking kidnapping event HEY

- Oh 👀 Rook pls help

- AAAHH SERIOUS ROOK IS HOT—

- IS THE OTHER DORM LEADERS CHILLING WHERE ARE THEY KALIM PLS BE SAFE

- OH RIDDLE IS NOT ANSWERING THEY GOT HIM TOO

- Oh ghad they got him during clubs WTF HOW—

- *nervous hornii chuckling* …angry expression silver 👁👄👁 im sorry

- AAAA Dorm leaders actually be acting like dorm leaders is soo cool i cant—

- Bruh the story is all chaos what is this chapter

- Are they gonna get Leona and Azul too what—

- RIDDLE BABY Jesus christ dont overblot like this again lol

- DAMN HE STRONG FOR A SMOL BOI THO

- Whoever made these robots wtf is their deal lol TO BE ABLE TO BEAT A DORM LEADER—

- …Bruh where is our horned friend when u need him

- Silver and Sebek theorizing with dorm leaders but they took Jamil tho?? It’s probably the overblot men they’re after

- Also Malleus is probably good so you two calm down lol Lilia’s probs having tea with him right now

- Okay, Leona how are you going to get captured KING.

- Omg everything is getting destroyed wtf

- AW LEONA SAVED RUGGIE THATS CUTE AND COOL AF

- Bruh leona these are material robots— cant you just turn them into sand lol

- Oh they do have some kind of brand cmon just turn them into sand pls

- WHAT THE FUCK

- LEONA-SAN!? WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP— OJI-TAN!!!

- OLD MAN WHAT—

- *hearing leona whisper his reasons ✋ 👁👄👁 🤚 okay sir im sorry

- Damn Leona acting like a real prince right now— it’s kinda hot 👀👀

- BRUH PLS COME BACK DONT TALK LIKE YOU AINT GONNA

- BRO WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS

- THE BOARD GAME CLUB

- Idia : “bro we just chilling be cool— MY CHESS PIECE“

- “Aight ortho what’s the situation” “ｆｕｃｋｅｄ＂

- So Idia of course knows about this— why does he look like he’s so done lmao me getting the feeling this isnt the first time idia has encountered this situation before lol

- Man i want to see azul in action too but mehh— Idia told him to settle down cries

- LOL WHAT IS THIS KARONE ROBOTS

- Wait— are they taking idia too?? OH IS THIS THE DOING OF IDIA’S FAMILY

- WHERE IS CROWLEY— THE TEACHERS, YOUR IMPORTANT STUDENTS ARE GETTING KIDNAPPED

- AH THEY ALSO KNOW ABOUT THESE STYX BITCHES WHAT— and they’re just letting them GO whaaat

- Sounds to me that this must be idia’s family taking care of the overblotting students?? Like to protect Idia or something?? I DONT—

- “Gather all the dorm leaders” No, sir, they’re already gone besides my sunshine and the horn boi

- Malleus??? 👁👄👁 TSUNOTAROU

- Pls kill the robots they destroyed my place

- AAH UPSIDE DOWN LILIA long time no see lol

- Bruhh the diasomnia students are so lucky to have Malleus as a dorm leader omg

- BRUH LILIA’S RINGTONE IS SO CUTE LMAO

- Kalim sounds so desperate im so sad

- ARE WE— ARE WE GONNA MEET MALLEUS AGAINNN

- Bruh they just goku teleported their way out of the dorm lol

- AAAAHH EVERYONE IS HERE THIS IS SO FUN

- Wait jack is not here lol did they just forget about him wtf

- Oh shit we here too i did not know LMAO

- S-So are we just gonna..continue school like— like these styx bitches didnt just ruin half the school, my dorm, injure my bois, and took my cat or…???

- GASP AAAA STYX IS A BLOT RESEARCH FACILITY WHAAAT

- So that’s why leona and idia be like bro this is not worth it

- O-Oh yeah— they…they didnt know that Vil overblot— PFFT

- Malleus pls information who are you talking about—

- WHO— LILIA MALLEUS OH NO

- Ey, overblot squad are assembled lol this looks so dangerous

- LMAOO Riddle was sleeping on Leona’s lap for three hours THATS SO CUTE

- Where the fck did they take them, ITS CRAMPED AF

- Bro they’re just exposing Vil and Jamil’s overblot that’s supposed to be a SECRET LOL

- Oji-tan can sound so wise and reliable like this if he really tried lol sugar daddy energy

- Wtf these guys never thought that idia was from a big shot family??? They thought it was just coincidence that they had the same family name PFFT

- AZUL AAAA He was right there my guy BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY MAN

- oh. They finally opened— isn’t this the ignihyde dorm what

- WHAT THE FU— IDIA

- Bro— WHAT WAS THAT IT WAS IDIA ALL ALONG???

- WHAT IS THIS CHAPTER

This chapter is a fucking roller coaster like— literal 0 to 100 ＱＵＩＣＣ From having a moment with Vil and the bois to a FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACK LMAO IM HYPED FOR NEXT CHAP—

It’s been so long, I hope they released the next part soon (๑>◡<๑) I forgot how fine these men are lol at least I want to hear their voices again 👁👄👁

[catintheruemorgue]

Random azz headcanons!!

warning: suicide on dazai’s part (very last one), swearing

an: in one whole day i’ve been told i may have covid, my wallet got stolen (tho they only took my bank card and id), my car wouldn’t start and i got bad news but honestly this was just a normal day for me!! (i literally have the worst luck it’s almost funny) anyways i thought of stupid social media headcanons.. this is mainly just crack !! :)

•the ADA have game nights and sometimes play among us (rarely because if Ranpo plays he just calls an emergency meeting and calls out the imposter, “Atsushi your leg is shaking..” so it’s only when he’s too sleepy to join.) If Dazai and Kunikida get imposter duo Dazai will accuse Kunikida immediately but not even for the kill he’ll just say he vented in front of him, which then in turn causes kunikida to start yelling that it's him. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBJbyuspGVo) think this clip.

•Ranpo once found Poe’s myspace from when he was 16 and proceeded to almost bust a lung at all the edgy poetry and how he called his followers his “Ravens” The best part though, was the profile picture. As if Ranpo hadn't humiliated him enough he printed it out and framed it on his work desk. Poe just about passed out seeing the very photo that haunted his memories sitting on his rivals desk for everyone to see-- Poe in a black hoodie, hood pulled up with one eye covered. The word “pain” was edited across the photo in gothic, cursive looking font.

•Mark Twain loves the song Breakeven by The Script. (this isnt social media but so fucking important.)

•If it weren't for opposing sides Chuuya and Mark would be best friends. Chuuya loves his adventurous attitude and thinks the guy is just really awesome. They would have sleepovers where they would sing songs like Fuck You by Ceelo Green and Gives You Hell by All-American Rejects. Chuuya always posts them belting the lyrics on his story on snapchat and when people from the Port Mafia slide up and say something along the lines of “uhhh? This is sus..” Chuuya sends back a huge paragraph on how they are just jealous they don't have an amazing best friend like he does, and that they should be careful, he's still their superior.

•Yosano constantly is fighting with racists and bigots on facebook and will always talk to Atsushi about it for hours. He's awkward but thankful that she keeps him informed. She's very good at arguing and will rip apart disrespectful men when given the chance but has a hard time fighting women. When it comes to fighting a woman she will recruit Ranpo to sit over her shoulder and give her advice on what to say. Some of the things will warrant a light smack to the head.

•Mori’s most used app is Turbo Tax and nobody knows why.

•Oda loves to leave long in depth reviews for items he's purchased, he doesn't even try to be funny but sometimes Dazai sends him screenshots saying “Is this your review?”

•Gin, Tachihara and Hirotsu all downloaded Life 360 and have fun tracking where each other are. All of them have labeled the Port Mafia headquarters as “Hell”. Also Tachi and Hirotsu would get so confused when Gin was always with Akutagawa after hours.

•Kouyou has a blog where she helps people solve their issues. She's rarely on it but when she is she's always giving the best advice. She also reviews soaps and oils.

•Fitzgerald got doxxed and freaked out because he didn't know that was a thing. He immediately replied with “How do you know that ?” Not knowing there could be consequences for bullying for kids online.

•Atsushi accidentally joined a pyramid scheme but when he tried to sell Yosano something she was there, again, to inform him that it was an MLM. “No Atsushi-kun, that one's not good either.” Much better than Tanazaki who didn't know any better (and bought so much stuff) or Dazai who just thought it was funny.

•Poe has a snapchat but has left people on delivered for weeks to months at a time. The only person he actually responds to is Ranpo, but even then sometimes he leaves him on read (very rarely).

•Fyodor always starts his posts with, “unpopular opinion but..” and if he doesn't like someone's statement he’ll end whatever he has to say with, “Spit.” With an eye rolling emoji.

•One time Akutagawa made a bare ass instagram just to dm Atsushi, “I will get you.” The tiger boy just added Dazai to the chat who, for the hell of it, added Chuuya and proceeded to cuss them both out. Not surprisingly Atsushi had to beg Dazai and Chuuya to block one another while ignoring Akutagawa’s threats.

•Dazai is only famous on twitter because his suicidal tweets are “relatable” and because he’s attractive. He actually secretly gets super pissed because he doesn’t think his pain is “relatable” but will tease people with remarks like, “Make way, celebrity coming through!” when he shows up late for work.