#homestuck reading

[doveissummerstuck]

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we here chat

Ok this begins now,,,

The iconic a young man stands in his bedroom he really do be standing tho

but thats literally his name guys!!! and I got insulted,,, so sad literally cries

yeah ok pal,,, im still gonna call you zoosmell pooplord,, :/ anyways first character of the comic he's really silly guys look at that goofy smile bro is literally 8D

ok so first the room,, we sharin a bday ,, pretty cool next the fucking cake on the drawer..for what purpose john,, ok next the bed,, banger I love his sheets next the hot male above his bed,, smash /hj next the hammer and nails on the floor??? PICK THAT UP JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chest go hard tho but why there a cake on it

yeah i can tell about the cakes,, I can tell johnny boy,, o em gee programmaer u nerd (i code for a living) I <3 paranormal lore yall,, and good for u as a magician but fuck dat have to do with the nails and on the floor and the cake on drawer,,,wait bars

i didnt even notice he didnt have his arms what (homestuck brainrot)

dumbass pooplord antics /lh

yea do that remove that oddly placed cake

WHY THE FUCK DID IT TURN BLUEBERRY ....

i would NOT do that ( i would absolutely do that) but I wouldn't put it on his bed,, I've eaten cake in bed to many crumbs :/

get yo arms my manz you you you armless

what the fuck,, WHY ARE YOU HOKDLING UR OWN ARMS,, also why the photo in the chest look like his dad

and they disapereadd with the captachalogeu

oh they fake ik that ( no I didnt) now get up to some silly antics my boy ,,, bruh is a captachaloguemaxxing syalldex sigma 😹 (sorry) anwyas look at the other items

first we got arms

next we got beans???

next we got ultimate silly antics disguise

a book titled Colonel Sasacare's Daunting text and Magicl Rivorioli and Practical Japripory

next we have a book titled wise guy

next we have a sword that looks like its made of white bamboo

a wizard hat that matches the chest

handcuffs

and more beans???????????????????

oh,, ik that tottally, :3 i mean i got most of them right ,, but tf is a beagle puss is that what its called,,, anyways

bro only got 4 lilttle logue thingies bruhh

isnt vernaclaur a vein or something what

yeah bro and u have 2 cakes pls put 2 AND 2 TOGETHER

this is finna be good!!!

ion think bro can equip it

knew he couldnt equpi it,, call me vriska cause I'm pyshcic (that joke made no sense sorry) ,, bro got the worst fecth modus every bro cant access shit,,, bros room finna be looking like he just got passed the blunt,, STACK DATA STRUTCTURE??? nerdy ass fetch modus bruh,, (I love the name) bro I find it puzzling and mildly irritating too bruh oml,,, "but with any hope" but with any hope.. but wwith any hope? but wvith any hope? but wvwith any hope?

sorry yrall ampora moment [the last 1 is my ampora oc guys :::::::;) ]

ok imma shut up now good night or good morning ,, imma contiunwe this later,,

[dandyleyen]

Hey so

that entire section where Dave is back in his old room for the first time in like. three years ? and he’s looking at the pictures he took when he was 13 and before everything happened and he started laughing and crying and he couldn’t stop ?? that did irreversible damage to me I think. hussie when I CATCH YOU.

it’s horrifying to think about how they’re all just kids. they’re KIDS. by this point in the timeline they’re like 16 and all and I’m just horrified because my little sibling is currently 16 and it puts it into perspective for me and ???? Jesus Christ I don’t know how homestuck ends at all but if these kids don’t get a goddamn break and some peace and happiness I’m gonna lose it

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[moldsporr]

Finished Homestuck act 1!!! Here are notes I took while reading. Kinda outta context because I didn't write what... panels...? I was on while reading. Whatever. Shall read more soon... also. Important thing. I have been told a lot about homestuck my knowledge is like a puzzle that only has the corner and edge pieces (those pieces are Hal, Caliborn, Nepeta and Equius. A little of others.) Now I am getting the rest of the pieces put into place. For my massive homestuck puzzle

Omg the guy the the ya :) he's just standing there

Why does john have hammers and nails in his room

IS THAT AN EYEBALL IN HIS CHEST

Oh glasses. And realistic Handcuffs

PROBLEM SLEUTH PROBLEM SLEUTH PROBLEM SLEUTH

HELP I CAN?? BUY IT??? FUCK YEAH

Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk

John you're so. What

John your computer background sucks ass

Wait you made it. Your background still sucks ass

OH IS THIS DAVE

Why's he got two copies… whaaa

Roomstuck…….

Clockwork of friendship… Like time dave is a time guy right

“It could kill a cat if you dropped it” Hey doesn't one of the peoples cats die doesn't that happen is this foreshadowing

Woah John slow down… that's kinda gay

Brilliant disguise little guy you got it 

BETTY CROCKER MENTION

So like is she evil in homestuck because John is tired of cake and betty crocker products. Is that what's happening 

YOU SPILLED THE ASHES?? JOHN NO WHAY ARE YOU DOING OH MY GODDDD

Hey what the fuck is that. It's like a worse Lil Cal

YAY ROSE I know it's rose :3 

OHH YOU PLAY THAT PIANO LITTLE GUY GOOO GO WHITE BOY GOOO

John why are you stalling wait

HEY THOSE SYMBOLS They're the god tier things… aren't they…

Help wait they're so cute what the fuck I love John's dad 

you can't be saying that white baby

ROSE HIS TOILET!!!!! 

What the fuck happened ar Jades house

John you gotta hurry up bro… OMG GUSHERS

Dave. Dave. Dave his house is going to be destroyed. Dave. Stop rambling bro. 

??? Where did rose go. Oj bathtub

Oh yay!!! Rose pov!!!!!

My precious <3333

Babygirl. Your time management is almost as bad as John's

Your violin playing is beautiful though good job girl

BAHAH GAMEFAQS…

Wait that's the end of act one. That's a very short act. I'm assuming dave and jade will join the game act 2 ? I do not know woooooo…..

[basilbunni]

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HEY SPECIFICALLY HOMESTUCK TUMBLR...

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[whynotfanventure]

[268]

Dipper:

"Guess it wouldn't hurt to do it again," Dipper said, thinking about placing a proper item onto the sprite this time and not by accident.

But during the conversation, he notices that there was suddenly a voice in John's head, making him a little cautious and wonder if he would hear a voice as well.

Webby:

"Okay, so we need to prototype the sprite again," Webby said.

"The what?" Louie raised a brow.

"Currently his sprite is a gnome." Webby explains, "there is another kenelsprite, but I don't know where it is."

Mabel:

"You don't have to worry about prototyping me again, Mabel" Wadpersprite mentions.

"Really?" Mabel said, thinking more about it, the sprite is part-pig and part-goat, so Wadpersprite is fully prototyped.

Though it makes her wonder where the gnome sprite was.

===> (updated later)

[maretriarch]

im a week late to the news but theres a working homestuck mirror up including a mobile friendly version

https://homestuck.kici.moe/

https://mspa.chadthundercock.com/

[sorrelpaws]

juneheads have never taken an L

[cyber-corp]

🥳🏠

[godlessyaoi]

ive heard the egg cracked!

[creekfiend]

a friend of mine was just teasing me for using a perfectly outlandish phrase when I could have said literally anything else and I was like "yeah I just auto-generate humorous and upsetting synonyms. I'm like a haunted thesaurus" which I think upon reflection is a Type Of Guy. and regrettably griffin mackleroy and andrew hussie are also haunted thesauruses.

[dandyleyen]

trying to see fun homestuck art without getting accidental spoilers is so difficult you guys i'm fighting for my lifeeeeee as an update on the homestuck reading, we're in the 6,220s ? so close yet still so far.

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[fiendy]

drawing my faves as symbiote and host because i just cant help myself anymore

[verenvuoto]

The sad thing is, Kokichi really doesn't know stuff about [Homestuck]...

[whynotfanventure]

[266]

Dipper:

Dipper and Pacifica jumped when John got the item, causing the harlequin figure to spit out. "Note to self," Dipper said to himself, "be careful about what I get…"

Webby:

Webby and the triplets jumped when John got the item.

"What was that?" Huey said.

"Oh right," Webby scratches the back of her head, "John has an inventory where he can only pull out the first and last item and adding in a full inventory, spits out the last item."

"That sounds like a very horrible system." The red duck said, a little concerned towards the idea.

“Have to agree with Huey” Louie said, “it’s just asking to lose your stuff.”

"Well, to me, it’s an awesome system!" Dewey said, "you can use that as a weapon in a way."

"That's what I thought," Webby said, agreeing with the green hooded duck.

Mabel:

Mabel and Wendy jumped when John got the item.

"What happened?" Wendy said.

"Guess it's something to do with the inventory I think…" Mabel wasn't sure, "Dipper would know about this."

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