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idk how the sisyphean cock works
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bigweldindustries · 23 minutes ago
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i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking
what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp
like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have
like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious
now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 
and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 
and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker
and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 
so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?
this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 
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nine inch nails if they were like a construction company or something: *heavy breathing* you let me renovate you...
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bigweldindustries · 3 hours ago
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Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago
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bigweldindustries · 4 hours ago
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"Take the Angelic Rifle and purify the Creator and the Preserver!"
Baroque (1999) dev. Sting Entertainment
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bigweldindustries · 5 hours ago
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oh, so you can spend years complaining about how there's no good mahou shoujo series with adult protagonists and textual queer themes, but when I say you should play drakengard 3,
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bigweldindustries · 6 hours ago
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Today's warmup sketch is a Knock Out!
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bigweldindustries · 6 hours ago
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hero hero hero hero hero hero hero
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bigweldindustries · 7 hours ago
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bigweldindustries · 8 hours ago
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sketch of starscream that turned into a painting
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bigweldindustries · 10 hours ago
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do u think she’d let me be her wife
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bigweldindustries · 11 hours ago
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I got too high watching the survivor finale and I started crying, thinking they voted me out
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bigweldindustries · 12 hours ago
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who’s this cute little fellow…
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bigweldindustries · 12 hours ago
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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it
me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.
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bigweldindustries · 13 hours ago
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if i was a laptop i think i would find it very easy to connect and stay connected to wifi but that’s just me
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bigweldindustries · 14 hours ago
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It’s so crazy that Luke Skywalker thought his dad was just some freighter pilot and yet also claimed to be a podracing fan how did he not think to look at the records and see his dad was the only human to ever win the Boonta Eve Classic the legend who defeated the great Sebulba #FakeFan
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bigweldindustries · 15 hours ago
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underrated jack bensinger vid
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