#this is what mc lost!!!

[harunayuuka2060]

Random demon: Best king to choose as your child's father.

MC: ...

MC: Mammon.

The other kings: ...

WHB Mammon: *smirks*

Bimet: Of course. I mean, who would be better than His Majesty Mammon?

Foras: His Majesty Leviathan!

MC: Nope. My child will just get insecure about themselves.

Sitri: How about His Majesty Satan, Solomon?

MC: He's my second best option, but I can't be angry always.

Bael: ...

Bael: Yeah. His Majesty Beelzebub will be an absent father.

Amon: *frowns in disagreement*

Gamigin: H-How about His Majesty Lucifer?

MC: ...

MC: Does he even like me to begin with?

The demons of Paradise Lost: Yes.

WHB Lucifer: ...

MC: ...

MC: Okay. He can be the third on my list.

Bimet: His Majesty Mammon should be the only one in your list, human!

WHB Mammon: What my master wants, my master gets.

[girl-named-matty]

MC: Is that... necessary? Sebastian: *trying to run away but he can't because he's on a kid-leash* Ominis: Yes.

[luxthestrange]

WHB Incorrect quotes#50 IT ENDS WITH ME-

Sitri*Looking around for You for tea time when he spots Satan and other demons looking out the window*Your Highness have you seen Solomon?-

Satan*Smacks while growling*SSSSSHHHH...they can't know we can see them-

Sitri*Blink, already bruising on his cheek and looks out the window to see you...having a fight?...with air?*

Mc*Glaring at the koi fish pond, starring at your reflection and growls*SOLOMON YA BUM COME OUT DAMMIT-INSTEAD F GIVING ME SOME INHERITANCE OR YOUR GOOD LOOKS YOU GOT ME TRAUMATIZED HORNY DEMONS YOU TOTALLY HOOKED UP WITH AND SOME PSYCHOTIC ANGELS AFTER ME-

Mc*Squints at the reflection and in a swift movement takes out a fork and aims it at your gut*-Then I'm going to stab this body of mine you clearly love until I bleed!?

Mc: NO WAY IM BEING KILLED BY ANGELS OR THESE DEMONS-IMMA DIE ON MY TERMS, the gene pool ends with me sucka!?

Mc: IT TOTALLY GONNA HURT BIG TIME!-

-Silence...only a soft breeze and the calming sound of water-

Mc: W-WHAT YOU THINK I WON'TDO IT!?-*is bitting time and bluffing*IM DOING IT!?...HERE I GO!?*Pokes the firk to your side and you whine in pain...a bit too dramatically and rub your side* AH-

Gehenna Demons*Worriedly looking at you, Satan has to physically restrain Sitri from coming to your aid*

Foras*Who is spying live to the Hades demons, is...very disturbed and worried of what he is seeing*...

Mc*Raises fork again and glares at the pond*-THIS TIME IS FOR REAL!?! I WON'T STOP TILL I SEE BLOOD!?*goes for the kill...but gently poke again and falls in pain* AHHHH!?-

Satan:...Paimon go check on them now, they will accidentally hurt themselves at this rate

My dramatic ass in WHB ... I just wanna go home guys-

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Full view of Lucifer's selfie L card

[ryllen]

i thought / m a n / these girls are quite heartless 🤣 when i accepted the quest at /clearly/ inconvenient time to swim & dive

[sixosix]

this au is so much fun ngl HHAHAHHAHSH

bro is making his own house of the hearth💀

extra: father caught the bouquet bc a certain someone (mc) underestimated her strength and tossed it so far back, in landed perfectly in arlecchino's hands (father was sitting at the back with childe)

(im gonna do my mountain of school works now frfr)

FORTU EIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LET HER.BREATHE JESUS HEAVENS ABOVE

Also um… arle looks so yummy in your artstyle…. so hey… if you can officiate our wedding too that would be sick ❤️

[sheepthatgobaa]

Artblock hit me like a truck and in honor of defeating it here's a shitpost

[envyland]

⋆˚࿔ dantalian𝜗𝜚˚⋆ Shotacon🎠🍮um...I like him but I can't have sex with him....because he's a baby boy omg so cute >ᴗ< 🦷🫀𖦹

Also.... I love he's dad🗿

Make that heart red♡

Please repost my post🐄𖤐ᝰ.ᐟ𖦹₊⊹

yo wtf?Next is asmodeus:)

[sweeter-than-teafood]

Just thought of something kinda wholesome.

Imagine MC (or your WHB OC) getting married to their devil LI, but the vows are similar to a contract.

I just think it would be quite sweet, the contract that binds their souls in a loving union being forever stored in the Book of Lemegeton

Idk I just want to see more WHB fluff ❤️

(Also me just wanting Phoebe to fulfill her damn promise to Sitri about creating a new contract between them.)

[amanitacurses]

[aet-tsu]

Sorry for the lack of posts. I just started my art school and there's a lot of amazing things to do but not enough time to draw demons from a video game 😔 I miss drawing whb.

Anyway, I drew this today while I had a bigger lunch break and finished it just a few minutes ago after I did my homework of the day. (Is it very interesting? Not really.)

Jjok human version is cute. I kinda like his design and even if I would have made him chubbier by his red lump form. Well he looks nice like this too. (Also I made a new friend laugh when I said pyyong's human name is like cruel orgasm 666 or sm... I'm proud of those stupid names.)

I miss my cats also... :'(

I dreamt that Beelzebub was in my class. It was a f weird dream. Obv he went away after a few minutes. Stupid orange cat.

[harunayuuka2060]

WHB Series #1 (Cont.)

MC: ...

Lucifer: ...

Buer, Marbas, and Morax: ...

Morax: His Majesty Lucifer is evaluating the descendant of Solomon.

Marbas: If he’s unsatisfied with them, we can always eliminate them.

Buer: *nods in agreement*

Lucifer: ...

MC: ...

MC: Your silent treatment is going to get me killed.

Buer, Marbas, and Morax: !!!

MC: It's not really a problem for me, but at the very least, I'd like to go out with some action, y'know.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: My apologies.

MC: Hm. I’m sure you’ve had a good look by now.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: There's no question about it—the rumors are true.

MC: *looks disappointed* I was hoping to hear something different.

Lucifer: I do have one.

Lucifer: Return to heaven.

MC: 'Return'?

Lucifer: You, descendant of Solomon, are the reincarnation of god.

Buer, Marbas, and Morax: *have grown even more silent*

MC: ...

MC: Dude, what?

Gamigin: ...

Gamigin: Are they alright? They’ve been staring at the sky for nearly an hour.

Morax: They’re likely still in shock after receiving such a revelation from His Majesty.

Buer: *who's been looking at MC for a while* Are you sure that's why?

Gamigin and Morax: ???

Buer: Look at them carefully.

Buer: They are not in a state of shock.

Buer: That’s the look of someone who’s carefully planning things in their mind.

MC: *smiling* Thanks for the advice.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Are you returning with Gabriel?

MC: Yes. I just realized that it's much better than what I previously planned.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Stirring up a dispute among the seraphim wasn’t a bad move.

MC: I’m impressed. You weren’t there, yet you figured it out?

Lucifer: *smiles*

Lucifer: You had two of my brothers in the palm of your hand.

MC: ...

MC: Anyway, I have one last question.

MC: I'm not allowed to destroy anything that god made himself, yeah?

Lucifer: *nods* If you're playing safe.

MC: *smirks* Good. That would be easy.

Satan: What?! No! You're not leaving!

MC: Calm down. I'll just be up there.

Leamas: Descendant of Solomon, are you really sure about this? *is genuinely worried*

MC: ...

MC: Well, if I die, maybe they'll drop my body here.

Satan: CAN YOU NOT TALK ABOUT DEATH?!

MC: THEN TRUST ME ON THIS!

Satan: ...

MC: ...

MC: Are you done now?

Satan: No. At least let me kiss you before you go.

MC: Ew! Fuck off!

Satan: *laughs*

Random angel: Sir Michael! Sir Gabriel has captured the descendant of Solomon, and brought them here!

Michael and Raphael: !!!

Raphael: What did you say?

Michael: Where are they?

Random angel: They're in-

Gabriel: How dare you pass on a false message? *has stabbed the angel from behind*

Random angel: *falls to the ground*

MC: ...

MC: *then looks at Raphael* *smiles* Long time no see.

Raphael: God... *runs to hug them*

Gabriel: *glares*

Michael: What's the meaning of this?

MC: *smirks*

MC: I'm back.

[noelles-legacy]

He’s just standing there… menacingly…

[my-god606]

a continuation of this

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Gamigin (featuring Duckcifer)

Gamigin having a philia about baths + being associated with Lucifer I just had to 🦆🦆🦆

[yourqueenb]

As a continuation of this ask that I responded to, all the things I mentioned are just parts of the overall issue I have with Blades…. which is that, in the grand scheme of things, I feel like MC is simply a plot device for the other characters rather than a fully developed character who has a fully developed and satisfying arc herself. It’s clear that Nia’s is the story the writers really wanted to tell considering how intertwined her characterization/development and the overall world building are. They basically even admitted as much.

So my question is why not just make her the MC if that’s really what you wanted on the not so down low? They still could’ve incorporated the skill mechanic. Why create a whole player character just to have us running to solve everyone else’s problems/support them while acting like everything that happens to us exists inside of a vacuum in the meantime? So far, all we’ve really been doing in this book is reporting where the group needs to go, telling them what to do, having heart to hearts with them when they need help moving to the next stage of their development, and then being spoonfed information through the lore tablets, which are apparently more for the players’ benefit than MC’s since they barely affect how we respond in game anyway. I’m fine with being the leader or the glue that holds everyone together, but to me it’s unsatisfying that that’s all we are as the main character.

We somehow become more competent due to the skill mechanic but no less clueless at the same time. We have all this terrible shit happen to us, but are only offered a few lines’ description of how that’s affected us. And then the rest of the attention goes to setting up the light vs. shadow conflict and our friends, who get to have personal and compelling conflicts of their own. I mean I feel like MC is more of an emotional support animal to them than an actual person with dreams, feelings, and a (minimal) background. Imo the only character who’s getting shafted almost as much as us is Imtura.

And all of this might make it sound like I hate Blades, but it’s quite the contrary actually. It’s still one of my favorite series and has a lot of fun moments and lovable characters. But I think at this point, its flaws have become too large for me to ignore. So that’s still affecting my enjoyment a bit and probably the reason why I’m so upset with how certain things are being handled. Of course I’m aware that Blades isn’t the only book that has some of these issues though. I think it’s just a little more disappointing because I expected more