#this is what mc lost!!!

[harunayuuka2060]

WHB Series #1 (Cont.)

MC: ...

Lucifer: ...

Buer, Marbas, and Morax: ...

Morax: His Majesty Lucifer is evaluating the descendant of Solomon.

Marbas: If he’s unsatisfied with them, we can always eliminate them.

Buer: *nods in agreement*

Lucifer: ...

MC: ...

MC: Your silent treatment is going to get me killed.

Buer, Marbas, and Morax: !!!

MC: It's not really a problem for me, but at the very least, I'd like to go out with some action, y'know.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: My apologies.

MC: Hm. I’m sure you’ve had a good look by now.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: There's no question about it—the rumors are true.

MC: *looks disappointed* I was hoping to hear something different.

Lucifer: I do have one.

Lucifer: Return to heaven.

MC: 'Return'?

Lucifer: You, descendant of Solomon, are the reincarnation of god.

Buer, Marbas, and Morax: *have grown even more silent*

MC: ...

MC: Dude, what?

Gamigin: ...

Gamigin: Are they alright? They’ve been staring at the sky for nearly an hour.

Morax: They’re likely still in shock after receiving such a revelation from His Majesty.

Buer: *who's been looking at MC for a while* Are you sure that's why?

Gamigin and Morax: ???

Buer: Look at them carefully.

Buer: They are not in a state of shock.

Buer: That’s the look of someone who’s carefully planning things in their mind.

MC: *smiling* Thanks for the advice.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Are you returning with Gabriel?

MC: Yes. I just realized that it's much better than what I previously planned.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Stirring up a dispute among the seraphim wasn’t a bad move.

MC: I’m impressed. You weren’t there, yet you figured it out?

Lucifer: *smiles*

Lucifer: You had two of my brothers in the palm of your hand.

MC: ...

MC: Anyway, I have one last question.

MC: I'm not allowed to destroy anything that god made himself, yeah?

Lucifer: *nods* If you're playing safe.

MC: *smirks* Good. That would be easy.

Satan: What?! No! You're not leaving!

MC: Calm down. I'll just be up there.

Leamas: Descendant of Solomon, are you really sure about this? *is genuinely worried*

MC: ...

MC: Well, if I die, maybe they'll drop my body here.

Satan: CAN YOU NOT TALK ABOUT DEATH?!

MC: THEN TRUST ME ON THIS!

Satan: ...

MC: ...

MC: Are you done now?

Satan: No. At least let me kiss you before you go.

MC: Ew! Fuck off!

Satan: *laughs*

Random angel: Sir Michael! Sir Gabriel has captured the descendant of Solomon, and brought them here!

Michael and Raphael: !!!

Raphael: What did you say?

Michael: Where are they?

Random angel: They're in-

Gabriel: How dare you pass on a false message? *has stabbed the angel from behind*

Random angel: *falls to the ground*

MC: ...

MC: *then looks at Raphael* *smiles* Long time no see.

Raphael: God... *runs to hug them*

Gabriel: *glares*

Michael: What's the meaning of this?

MC: *smirks*

MC: I'm back.

[girl-named-matty]

MC: Is that... necessary? Sebastian: *trying to run away but he can't because he's on a kid-leash* Ominis: Yes.

[luxthestrange]

WHB Incorrect quotes#50 IT ENDS WITH ME-

Sitri*Looking around for You for tea time when he spots Satan and other demons looking out the window*Your Highness have you seen Solomon?-

Satan*Smacks while growling*SSSSSHHHH...they can't know we can see them-

Sitri*Blink, already bruising on his cheek and looks out the window to see you...having a fight?...with air?*

Mc*Glaring at the koi fish pond, starring at your reflection and growls*SOLOMON YA BUM COME OUT DAMMIT-INSTEAD F GIVING ME SOME INHERITANCE OR YOUR GOOD LOOKS YOU GOT ME TRAUMATIZED HORNY DEMONS YOU TOTALLY HOOKED UP WITH AND SOME PSYCHOTIC ANGELS AFTER ME-

Mc*Squints at the reflection and in a swift movement takes out a fork and aims it at your gut*-Then I'm going to stab this body of mine you clearly love until I bleed!?

Mc: NO WAY IM BEING KILLED BY ANGELS OR THESE DEMONS-IMMA DIE ON MY TERMS, the gene pool ends with me sucka!?

Mc: IT TOTALLY GONNA HURT BIG TIME!-

-Silence...only a soft breeze and the calming sound of water-

Mc: W-WHAT YOU THINK I WON'TDO IT!?-*is bitting time and bluffing*IM DOING IT!?...HERE I GO!?*Pokes the firk to your side and you whine in pain...a bit too dramatically and rub your side* AH-

Gehenna Demons*Worriedly looking at you, Satan has to physically restrain Sitri from coming to your aid*

Foras*Who is spying live to the Hades demons, is...very disturbed and worried of what he is seeing*...

Mc*Raises fork again and glares at the pond*-THIS TIME IS FOR REAL!?! I WON'T STOP TILL I SEE BLOOD!?*goes for the kill...but gently poke again and falls in pain* AHHHH!?-

Satan:...Paimon go check on them now, they will accidentally hurt themselves at this rate

My dramatic ass in WHB ... I just wanna go home guys-

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Full view of Lucifer's selfie L card

[ryllen]

i thought / m a n / these girls are quite heartless 🤣 when i accepted the quest at /clearly/ inconvenient time to swim & dive

[sixosix]

this au is so much fun ngl HHAHAHHAHSH

bro is making his own house of the hearth💀

extra: father caught the bouquet bc a certain someone (mc) underestimated her strength and tossed it so far back, in landed perfectly in arlecchino's hands (father was sitting at the back with childe)

(im gonna do my mountain of school works now frfr)

FORTU EIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LET HER.BREATHE JESUS HEAVENS ABOVE

Also um… arle looks so yummy in your artstyle…. so hey… if you can officiate our wedding too that would be sick ❤️

[sheepthatgobaa]

Artblock hit me like a truck and in honor of defeating it here's a shitpost

[envyland]

⋆˚࿔ dantalian𝜗𝜚˚⋆ Shotacon🎠🍮um...I like him but I can't have sex with him....because he's a baby boy omg so cute >ᴗ< 🦷🫀𖦹

Also.... I love he's dad🗿

Make that heart red♡

Please repost my post🐄𖤐ᝰ.ᐟ𖦹₊⊹

yo wtf?Next is asmodeus:)

[sweeter-than-teafood]

Just thought of something kinda wholesome.

Imagine MC (or your WHB OC) getting married to their devil LI, but the vows are similar to a contract.

I just think it would be quite sweet, the contract that binds their souls in a loving union being forever stored in the Book of Lemegeton

Idk I just want to see more WHB fluff ❤️

(Also me just wanting Phoebe to fulfill her damn promise to Sitri about creating a new contract between them.)

[aet-tsu]

Sorry for the lack of posts. I just started my art school and there's a lot of amazing things to do but not enough time to draw demons from a video game 😔 I miss drawing whb.

Anyway, I drew this today while I had a bigger lunch break and finished it just a few minutes ago after I did my homework of the day. (Is it very interesting? Not really.)

Jjok human version is cute. I kinda like his design and even if I would have made him chubbier by his red lump form. Well he looks nice like this too. (Also I made a new friend laugh when I said pyyong's human name is like cruel orgasm 666 or sm... I'm proud of those stupid names.)

I miss my cats also... :'(

I dreamt that Beelzebub was in my class. It was a f weird dream. Obv he went away after a few minutes. Stupid orange cat.

[noelles-legacy]

He’s just standing there… menacingly…

[harunayuuka2060]

WHB Series #1 (Cont.)

Lucifer: ...

Buer: ...Your Majesty?

Lucifer: *has received reports regarding MC*

Lucifer: It's impossible for a human to be mistaken for a god, unless…

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: I want to meet the descendant of Solomon.

Buer, Marbas, Morax, and Gamigin: *smiles*

Buer: Then we shall bring them to you.

MC: *notices the gradual changes in Gabriel as they continue to feed him their blood*

Gabriel: *takes pleasure in the fact that his god is still giving him attention*

MC: The marks on his face faded, but a new one has appeared.

MC: Now the thing is, I don't understand what the fuck this means.

Gabriel: God...

MC: I forbid you from talking, didn't I?

Gabriel: ...

Gabriel: *tries to get closer*

MC: *activates the bomb inside him*

Gabriel: *coughs up blood*

MC: I let you stay by my side, but that doesn't mean you can act comfortable with me.

Gabriel: *smiles* My apologies...

Satan: *walks in* Are you done with your lab rat?

Gabriel: *glares at him*

MC: Is there an emergency?

Satan: ...

Satan: Devils of Paradise Lost are here. They want to see you.

MC: Paradise Lost? Who's the king ruling there?

Satan: Lucifer.

MC: ...

MC: Are they here for my head? *smirking*

Satan: You don't look nervous at all.

MC: I don't have the reason to. Let's go.

Gabriel: God, please take me with you!

MC: *looks at him with a hostile expression* And what use may you be?

Gabriel: ...

Gabriel: *his face turns ecstatic*

Satan: *grabs MC's hand and drags them out of the room*

Satan: He's falling in love.

MC: You mean getting obsessed.

Satan: For someone who doesn't give a shit, you don't know how to control your charm.

MC: Why is it my fault? He's a masochist incarnate.

Buer: Greetings to the descendant of Solomon.

MC: ...

MC: You're Buer, aren't you? You really look like a sly fox.

Buer: !!!

MC: *then looks at the others* We also have Morax and Marbas here. The top healers.

Marbas and Morax: !!!

MC: And- *looking at Gamigin*

MC: ...

MC: Who the fuck are you?

Gamigin: My name is Gamigin! *grins* Nice to meet you!

MC: ...

MC: You're not a devil.

Gamigin: Nope! I'm a dragon!

MC: Ah... You're a breath of fresh air.

Gamigin: ???

Satan: What's that supposed to mean?

MC: What's your business here?

Marbas: We want to invite you to Paradise Lost.

MC: And?

Gamigin: And??

MC: I only get invited to visit a country to deal with angel attacks.

MC: And with the reputation of Paradise Lost, I don't think you will need my help.

Buer: *smiles* You are indeed the descendant of Solomon.

Buer: Yes, you are right. We've come here for a different reason.

Morax: We've heard about the rumors. You have quite the reputation as well.

MC: ...

MC: If I go with you, what are my chances of getting out alive?

Marbas: Little to none.

Gamigin: Why would you say that-

MC: I accept.

Satan: Oi!

[yourqueenb]

As a continuation of this ask that I responded to, all the things I mentioned are just parts of the overall issue I have with Blades…. which is that, in the grand scheme of things, I feel like MC is simply a plot device for the other characters rather than a fully developed character who has a fully developed and satisfying arc herself. It’s clear that Nia’s is the story the writers really wanted to tell considering how intertwined her characterization/development and the overall world building are. They basically even admitted as much.

So my question is why not just make her the MC if that’s really what you wanted on the not so down low? They still could’ve incorporated the skill mechanic. Why create a whole player character just to have us running to solve everyone else’s problems/support them while acting like everything that happens to us exists inside of a vacuum in the meantime? So far, all we’ve really been doing in this book is reporting where the group needs to go, telling them what to do, having heart to hearts with them when they need help moving to the next stage of their development, and then being spoonfed information through the lore tablets, which are apparently more for the players’ benefit than MC’s since they barely affect how we respond in game anyway. I’m fine with being the leader or the glue that holds everyone together, but to me it’s unsatisfying that that’s all we are as the main character.

We somehow become more competent due to the skill mechanic but no less clueless at the same time. We have all this terrible shit happen to us, but are only offered a few lines’ description of how that’s affected us. And then the rest of the attention goes to setting up the light vs. shadow conflict and our friends, who get to have personal and compelling conflicts of their own. I mean I feel like MC is more of an emotional support animal to them than an actual person with dreams, feelings, and a (minimal) background. Imo the only character who’s getting shafted almost as much as us is Imtura.

And all of this might make it sound like I hate Blades, but it’s quite the contrary actually. It’s still one of my favorite series and has a lot of fun moments and lovable characters. But I think at this point, its flaws have become too large for me to ignore. So that’s still affecting my enjoyment a bit and probably the reason why I’m so upset with how certain things are being handled. Of course I’m aware that Blades isn’t the only book that has some of these issues though. I think it’s just a little more disappointing because I expected more

[gifti3]

okay im back with more for this arranged marriage AU! Heres the last thing i wrote

this time i made something longer--Asmo and MC doing their little meeting/date before agreeing to marriage its fun check it out :]

the only warning is "an upset asmo getting in ur personal space'" other than that i think thats it!

Tomorrow you were supposed to meet your possible future fiancé. This type of affair was not a first time thing for you so you already had an idea of how things would go. Which was the two of you being forced to interact for several hours.

Though you knew what was coming, was it not possible to be a little nervous considering who it was you were meeting?

Asmodeus Morningstar--one of the most influential families in Nefarelin. Their was no shortage of exceptional members in that tree. And to be crass, every other potential spouse you met before were like dried leaves in comparison.

And this didn't even factor Asmodeus's own appeal and popularity. You'd only seen him in passing a few times but you could tell he was quite beautiful even from a distance. On top of that, the general public were strangely obsessed with him. You weren't completely sure why, but he must be very likeable if that's the case.

God, how many people have probably asked for his hand in marriage by now? You could only wonder.

All around it would be pretty foolish to turn this down. And that's why you were nervous…. Your parents were giving you a choice. But it was one of those choices where the answers were 'yes' or 'hmm, okay I suppose'. You did not want to know what would happen if you dare declined.

You'd already considered the logistics of this situation, dwelled on it for days. And it would definitely be a loveless marriage from your side. And that was something normal…but you were fine with how your life was currently! You didn't want to deal with any expectations romantic or otherwise from a spouse.

And what about Asmodeus.

He was well loved by many, had a reputation for enjoying the nightlife and being the center of attention. It seemed highly unlikely that a man like him was looking to "settle down" all of a sudden!

Your hands stop fiddling with your hair.

Wait.

Maybe this arrangement could work.

~

God this is so uncomfortable.

Maybe you underestimated Asmodeus. For some reason the first time your eyes met his saccharine ones, you struggled with maintaining contact. Each time, it felt like he was staring straight into your mind.

Perhaps it was just your nerves but either way you were overwhelmed. You didn't feel like yourself so had trouble talking.

Luckily for you, Asmodeus didn't notice or didn't care as he had been talking nonstop this entire time.

"Hellooo?"

"Oh--sorry what did you say?"

Asmodeus repeats his question while fanning himself. "I asked if you wanted to rest for a minute. I need a break from the sun."

"Okay…"

It was sunny today but not too hot to take a walk. Though you had been outside for a good while with Asmodeus. You both make your way to a gazebo that provided good shade around this time of day.

You rest your elbows on on of the railings and prop your head in your hands. A small sigh escapes you.

"Can you make it any more obvious that you don't want to be here?"

Asmodeus rests a small distance away, smiling but you're not so sure if he's being lighthearted about it.

It was a fair observation. These meetings always felt like a waste of time to you. They were forced interactions. The worst type. And you already knew you'd agree with the arranged marriage at the end anyways.

"Sorry, I'm just a little tired."

You look back at him and try to give a friendly(?) smile. Actually why not just be straightforward now?

"It's kind of hard to believe you want to get married. It doesn't seem like something that would interest someone like you."

"Eh…I guess there comes a time in everyone's life where they think about these things."

Very vague.

Asmodeus leans back in his chair, looking up as if he's scraping through his brain. "But I don't recall running into you beforehand. I definitely would have remembered…so how would you know that?"

"I've heard a lot about you. Kind of impossible not to."

You had a bit of an idea about him before this whole situation. But once it got out that he was "interested" in proposing, well the maids had no problem telling you everything they knew. It was definitely not all true, but it pretty much confirmed what you already felt.

"That makes sense. Isn't it great that now you get to experience me in person instead of by word-of-mouth~"

"…Uh huh. Well I feel like I should tell you now. That I plan to say yes."

"Say yes?"

"Say yes to marrying you."

You watch for any negative reactions but nothing. Though you were still sure he wasn't really interested in marriage.

"…Oh?"

"Listen I understand if you were forced into this position. In fact, I'm sure that you were. And to be honest I've never been partial to marriage myself. I always thought it wasn't in the cards for me…"

You take a step away from the railing closer to Asmodeus. "But wouldn't it be foolish to say no? Outside of the benefits it would have for my family. You're definitely one of the most sought after bachelors…and well just look at you. I'm almost a little envious…"

Asmodeus's curious face changes to something else. Something you can't really place your finger on. You just knew he didn't look very pleased.

"Well at least I know you're not blind." His fingers play with his fringe. "And that's all fine and dandy but…"

When Asmodeus stands and looks back at you your heart skips a beat. You take a step back as he takes one forward. "I hope you're ready to handle me because I don't think you can."

Oh my god what was happening?

You were frozen in place as Asmodeus trapped you against the railing between his arms. You didn't even think to push him away and just stood there stupidly.

"I-I…"

Rustling sounds from a nearby hedge, but when you both look in the direction of the noise there's giggling and the sound of retreating people.

You sigh. At least someone was enjoying the show.

You gently push at Asmodeus's chest so you can make space.

"Sorry sometimes the staff gets bored haha…er should we h-head back?"

"If that's what you want."

Asmodeus turns away from you. "I just want you to know that since this marriage is just a title I'll be sticking to my usual. Hope you don't mind~" He walks away humming to himself.

Your brows furrow…that man. Why'd he have to do all that? You weren't expecting anything different in the first place?

You let out a huge sigh. Was this going to be the norm from now on?

Well at least you both were on the same page about the marriage…. but you couldn't help but think a serious misunderstanding just occurred.

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Gamigin (featuring Duckcifer)

Gamigin having a philia about baths + being associated with Lucifer I just had to 🦆🦆🦆

[my-god606]

a continuation of this