Okay I have this funny idea about WHB families that I love to share.
Imagine that one day MC is making desserts for the kings and their kids (the kings are in a meeting maybe), then when MC comes back from the meeting room, all the delicious cakes and candies are gone. Only the kids stand there with their 'innocent' eyes.
Already now who's the culprit, but MC couldn't just punish them, only then the kings come to the dining room, and know everything just by looking at the empty dishes and their kids puffy mouth ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
I absolutely need some shorts for each of the kings' reactions and how they gonna act (in my mind, Beelzebub would turn his kid upside down by grabbing their little legs, then just shake shake until all the candies fall out hoho (^∇^*))
♡》 『WHB || Kings & Their Children, Little Sweet Tooth』
┊ ➶ 。˚ ° This was fun to write. I made reader deciding to cook/bake instead! It's somehow triggers curiosity to see how those ingredients would taste like. Especially those leftover bowl of chocolate 👀
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Satan
Satan was elated when he heard you were going to make them desserts that he couldn't wait for the meeting to be quickly done (he went, he made the point and then gone like how he came).
So finding out all of it was now in his child's tummy was enough to devastate him that he laid on the floor, face down and "silently” groaning and going through a different stage of grief every 5 seconds.
The nobles doesn't help either because one is praising your child for cuteness, the other is analyzing the situation and another is shouting badly filtered profanity
Oh, and! Please refrain your child from spitting out all the food because they feel so bad for their father now.
After reaching the acceptance phase, everything was shoved aside and Satan looked at you and your child saying:
“It's fine. It means it was good.” with his goofish smile
He can't let your hard work go to waste and he can't let it go off either. So he had the idea to help you instead with cooking another while sharing a recipe native to Gehenna along with the other nobles with your child watching in amazement at their teamwork in the kitchen.
It's a messy process but you get done with it along with the help of other nobles and you had sweets for a tea time!
Mammon
Mammon was eagerly waiting for the surprise you told him the other day. With the things you spent your money on and how he could smell the scent of pastry from the hallway leading to the kitchen of Tartaros, he could guess what the surprise was. But even more, it fills him with curiosity and tests his integrity.
Should he go in the kitchen and wrap his arms around you while you bake? Wait until the end when you give him your surprise? How will you serve it?
He leaned on the wall. His massive body that seems like a mountain blocking the way as he entertained himself how he can see your lovely face—
“AAHHHH!!!” until he heard you shrieking along with Eligos.
Mammon quickly rushed in the kitchen and found you on the ground, defeated, and Eligos bended on the table groaning.
In front of him there's the young prin. Cheeks puffed.
Munch… munch… munch… gulp!
Mammon burst into laughter, amused at his little one.
“Mammoooonnn….”
“Your Mejestyyyy.…”
You and Eligos both groaned.
Your work, all gone... in a bite.
“Someone just satisfied their greedy belly. I can't help but be amused.” Mammon grinned, lifting up the young prin to sit on his arms. The same for Eligos and you.
He wants to treat you to something nice.
Like a big banquet.
Leviathan
Leviathan loomed above your child looking down on them. You'd think he would scold them but WRONG!!
“Is it good?” He asked, kneeling on their height and stroking their heads. Your child nodded with exaggeration, cheeks puffed bouncing ups and downs with saliva threatening to drip from their mouth that Leviathan wiped away with his napkin.
He lifts them in his arm and waits for them to gulp it all down or in case they throw it up.
Later he will give them words of advice on why they should not stuff their mouth with lots of food and how to be respectful toward others.
After (gently) putting them on a time out and having your child out of vision, Leviathan's cool and calm expression falls down and looks at you with a face that looks frowning, angry and at the same time about to cry beautifully.
It was a plea. Please, can you go to make him another sweet? He will (try) to help you too :)
Beelzebub
Despite his title as the Glutton King, Beelzebub does know the word ‘moderation’. But not decency. What is that?
He was more than amused when he saw your child's face stuffed with sweets and he lifted them by the legs and shook him up and down as if he was trying to make a squirrel with a full mouth spit out the acorns.
You were telling him that you'd make a new one but it seems like he isn't gonna stop— until you hear a loud gulp and burp and your child's mouth is not puffed anymore.
Beel smacked his lips.
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“Oh well. Let's just make a new one.” He said, putting down your child. He patted their head and gave them a spatula with melted chocolate as if he wasn't shaking them upside down a moment before.
You just gave up and went to retrieve the utensils and ingredients.
Lucifer
He wasn't surprised how much the young one could stuff in their mouth. Afterall, devils and even angels do that. Instead, he had a staring contest while your child was trying to munch all the sweets.
It was as if Lucifer was waiting to see what would happen next. Will they gulp it all? Will they throw it up?
Either way, if they end up feeling sick for eating too much Lucifer will take care of them by giving them drinks for digestion and easily eaten food.
Lucifer would gladly help you bake another sweet next time. He would love coming up and sharing his recipes with you and using some edible flowers in his garden.
And as for candies in the bowl and cookie jars, he made a little game that will subtly make them stop sneaking to devour. Paradise Lost's devils are very good when it comes to health and maybe with sprinkles of psychology.
Belphegor
It's been hours since you told him you were going to bake him some sweets. And he opened his eyes… Wait… how much time has passed? A day? Weeks? He looked at the clock. Almost two days or so…? Ah. A day.
Beleth has been absent a minute ago and hasn't come back so he can't ask anyone where you are right now. The kitchen, he guessed. Since you were rambling about baking something for him.
The little one isn't there to nag him either with random facts of the day….
He misses them.
He closed his eyes and started sleeping. His body felt light as the darkness engulfs him. Voices echoed and blurry movement in the darkness then became clear.
“Agh! What am I gonna do now… It took me all day…” You pouted, crying while poking the puffy cheek of the little one.
“Your Majesty?” Beleth called, making your head turn around left and right searching for him.
“Belphegor!? Where!??”
Meanwhile, the little prin just sleepily waved ‘hi’ at the direction Beleth was looking.
Now, that's a predicament… He doesn't want to move anymore and walks to kill himself for bothering to move a single nerve of his body or even thinking…
“Bring them to my room. With '3am menu',” he commanded.
Belphegor's presence vanished as he came. Beleth puffed a chuckle and a playful hiss.
Later, you're on Belphie's bed as Beleth said. A large tray is on the table full of sweets and savory snacks while Belphegor cradles your child who fell asleep. His other arm wrapped around your shoulder while you fed him.
“Next time, I'll keep them asleep with me so you can bake at peace…” He said, snuggling his cheek on your head.
I was talking with a friend she judged me for saying I would screw Ppyong in his red lump form????😒 she asked me if i would screw Satan in is other form I said yes she said understandable. She asked is I would screw Belphie in his other form I said yes she said questionable. She asked if I would screw Ppyong in his red lump form I said yes. She slapped me.
im completely convinced pb forgot they released belphegor or is neglecting belphegor.. 😭 ITS BEEN LIKE 1-2 MONTHS SINCE HE RELEASED WHEN WILL THEY CHANGE THEIR BANNER???
hes also not on the gacha animation unlike lucifer who was added before his card dropped belphegor is the forgotten child
So we're all losing it over the new whb characters right? But I keep thinking about being belphegor's pillow on accident. like he falls asleep standing during a fight or something and lands on us. I wouldn't even try to move him, I'd just be like, ok cuddle time I guess until one of the nobles comes and ruins it.
Aw it's actually super adorable! Orion I absolutely love this!
May I write a little bit about it?
WHB 6 Kingly cuddles: reactions to the MC snuggled up to them
Satan
Doesn't sleep but will gladly cuddle you while you sleep.
Once you fall asleep he will not move. He will just hold you close; smiling at how vulnerable and cute you look as he scrolls on his phone. He is at peace with you in his arms cuddling into his chest until trouble strikes...
He sees snickering devils whether it be his subordinates, nobles or Even some of the kings. While Satan is quietly cussing them out, threatening them, But still holding you in his arms. They better pray to Lilith: you don't open your pretty little eyes because it will be their funeral.
Mammon
He is the perfect pillow, it doesn't matter where he is, he would gladly lend his body for you to sleep. While you sleep peacefully his hands will wander mostly just squeezing your ass.
Sometimes, you seem more like a sleeping kitten, especially when you just how much pictures he had taken of you while you slept. He is also very much addicted to seeing you in his oversized shirts for sleepwear. In fact, he likes it so much that he throws out to your old pajamas in favor of his old clothes.
Leviathan
To him sleeping is when you're at your most vulnerable. That's why he sleeps in a He is not used to being so close to you. Part of him is uncomfortable because of it. But another part of him, most of him, is pounding and jittering in. Does this mean you are getting used to him more? Are you falling for him??? He has never seen a human sleep up close like this except for the times he would stalk you and watch you sleep, but shhhh, you don't know that.
His heart is beating so hard it's threatening to come out of his chest. Maybe this can be his chance for his hands to wander and explore your body in ways he could not before. Gently touch and caress your skin and truly love you, something he didn't want to do for pride sake.
Beelzebub
His hands do wonder, They wonder so much that I cannot explain or else this will no longer be sfw. Sometimes it's not because he wants to have sex with you, He just has his hands there because he just likes touching those parts of you. Sometimes he just plays with you again not to get you horny or anything He just likes playing with them. By the time you wake up sadly he's already gone but his coat is over you with little gifts right next to you.
Lucifer
Will almost never indulge in sleepy time cuddling, The most you'll ever do when you fall asleep on him is kiss your forehead before tucking you in bed. Then tell you when you wake up "beds are for sleeping you should use them.". He will almost always move you to his bed before going to work. If you want to cuddle with him you're going to have to ask but he must warn you cuddling is not something he does so he's afraid that he needs some time to learn how.
Belphegor
If you fall asleep, he will almost always be there when you wake up, spooning or cuddling you. No matter where you are as long as he's there and you fall asleep He will seek your warmth and sleep with you. No matter where you are no matter where you sleep no matter how comfortable or uncomfortable he will be there. Laying in your lap, holding you in his lap, laying on top of your back, laying on your stomach, or you on his sleeping on another king. He's not picky.
He is like a cat as soon as you wake up he is already in ear warm spot in your bed snuggled.
The Favourite Dynamic Between King and Second poll can still be voted on for one more day here.
Satan/Sitri is nice but basic, a palate cleanser. Levi/Foras is similar but with more simping from Foras.
Mammon/Bimet is interesting in that Bimet acts more stereotypically greedy while Mammon is more laid-back. But Mammon also is proud of and encourages his greed, showing his nature. They’re a good fit for each other.
Lucifer/Gamigin is very sweet and wholesome in a game that is not very sweet or wholesome, so it’s a good change of pace.
The premise of Beel/Bael and Belphie/Beleth is similar in that the King is lax in his duties, but the difference is that their Second deals with their quirks in very different ways. Beleth accepted Belphie’s quirks wholeheartedly and, without hesitation, decided devote himself to taking care of him. Bael is burdened by Beel’s quirks and suffers under the weight of responsibilities that Beel has left to him.
Overall, I like the varied approaches when it comes to the dynamics between Kings and their Seconds, but I have the most fun when Beel and Bael’s relationship is shown on screen.
Bael is always rightfully picking at Beel and Beel just lets it slide right off of him. But nevertheless Beel is there when Bael truly needs him. I always think about the moment in Belphie’s intro event where he threatens Bael and Beel is immediately like, ‘don’t worry bro, I got ya’. And you just knew he wouldn’t let anything happen to Bael, even if he had to kill another King to do that.
Ft. Satan, Mammon, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Belphegor
C/W: suggestive on Lucifer's part
Satan
To Satan, eating etiquette is not that important. He is flexible and can adapt to both formal and informal meal settings. Whether he uses hands or utensils depends on the settings and situations. Though he prefers informal settings where he can talk freely with his subordinates and MC during eating.
Mammon
Mammon prefers formal meal settings because he can showcase more wealth there but that doesn't mean he's adverse to informal meals. Mammon prefers to use utensils because it is kinda a hassle for him to use hands while wearing golden claws and rings.
Leviathan
How Levi dines screams ELEGANT!!!
Leviathan follows etiquette down to smallest details (like which fork must be used for what dishes, etc.) He considers eating with hands uncivilized. When he first saw MC eats with hands, he looks at them like they were some monkey. If the dishes served were fried chicken, hamburger or pizza, he would still eat them with fork and knife (although it is very unlikely he will ever be served with fast food).
Beelzebub
Beel is a wandering king so he usually has informal meals where he eats with hands. Definitely licks his hands for the remaining crumbs (and MC's hands too if they are on a date together).
Definitely annoys Levi with his eating habits.
Lucifer
The king of pride prefers to use utensils because of his nails. His fingers are only used to finger MC, or scratch them. He will only use hands if it's absolutely necessary.
Lucifer says grace both before and after the meal. He does not expect everyone to join him but he expects silence and respect and no touching the dishes before he finishes thanking God.
Belphegor
Belphegor can and will fall asleep during mealtime with his face falling on to the meal itself. His nobles, usually Beleth or Gusion, or MC have to help him finish the food.