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This was the funniest least intentionally funny moment in the whole show
#reiner x bertholdt#reiner braun#aot#armoured titan#this is what brain rot looks like#this is what I look like reading smut
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Scholarly peak is catching up on recent literature
#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#svsss#sqq#lbh#my art#which is honestly just to say that i've finished the other two print books i was reading#and am now prepared to leap feet first into svsss bk4#i succeeded in holding off for an entire two weeks. i have the conviction of a wet paper towel.#lets see bk4 was described as - what? - an ''angst and smut pile''??#i am very much looking forward to this#i was promised a story with my snake boy#because i am very much not over zhuzhi-lang's fate so this had better be A REALLY NICE HAPPY ONE FOLKS#anyway have sqq and lbh cuddling and reading as i project on them#i like to assume that as time goes on sqq is able to relax his persona a bit more around lbh#i think he should get to cuddle and bitch about shitty novels#but man sqh is really the ONLY source of any books that have an even slightly modern cadence/style i have a feeling sqq would be very keen#though if i'm being honest i really wonder if sqh could ever bring himself to write fiction again#if you're A Writer it tends to be hard to RESIST you just get an itch to tell a story#but also like... the fear that all of this could happen again... or that the characters you're creating might be REAL and SUFFERING...#yeah... i honestly suspect he can't write anymore and that it honestly probably sucks a lot... but for the sake of this joke he is :P
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i believe the first time you let (virgin) kakashi play with your pussy, it comes accompanied in an unusual way of talking on his part. it's almost like he takes notes to himself, almost like he doesn't talk to you. the tired gaze is set between your sticky thighs, watching carefully how your folds stretch as he puts his finger in and pulls it out, you exhale.
"oh, here?" he slowly bends it and pushes, you cry out. "too much?"
he doesn't even look at you as you gaze at him in raw adoration. you don't even know what expression he has because he refused to take off his mask.
"you're squeezing so tight." his eyebrows draw together for a second before returning to his usual expression. with the thumb of his free hand he squeezes and strokes the bundle of nerves. "so wet." kakashi pushes deep, faster this time and your legs tremble, you call out to him and he ignores you with a hoarse throaty purr. "here. i like that sound."
wet clicks fill the office. kakashi fucks your pussy with one finger and then adds another with perspicacity, careful of every step he makes next.
"I think it's gonna cum for me." your looks become one, unbreakable as he massages you like someone with experience and makes you wet his knuckles, juices dripping down his fingers and wetting his gloves. you scream his name clinging to that intangible, rushing to hold on to his thick white strands pulling him further into you.
kakashi do it, he's guided by your fingers leading him further in; to take a glimpse of how you open up for him, how you tremble, how you squeeze. "does it always get so swollen?" he asks, and you know once again he's not talking to you. he leans in and the tip of his nose brushes the lovely sore nub back and forth almost as if he's teasing, then he takes a deep, shameless inhale, and you forget to breathe. "cute. you can cum now, I have to try again to see your reaction one more time."
#I'm done for tonight ✋🏼#I need him carnally#I have so many ideas#it's just that kakashi. makes me a little crazy.#a little sick.#there are so many possible scenarios to write#the reader letting him play with her and explore the reactions she has when her pussy is touched just because#she has a huge crush on kakashi (me)#and kakashi wanting to explore and learn the techniques he has read in his book with someone real#all that time without even showing you his face#because he doesn't trust you enough to show you what he really looks like under the mask#kakashi x reader#kakashi smut#wr
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Deleted Smut Scene from Forever After: Chapter Six
-Harry laughed scornfully. He stood and walked away. “Oh, please. If I’d told you, you never would have spoken to me again.”
Hermione jumped to her feet. “That’s not true!” she shot back, irritation making her raise her voice. “You don’t know me.”
“And you don’t know me,” Harry returned as he paced back towards her. He stopped in front of her. “And yet, we’re meant to be together.”
There was a flicker of disbelief across her face.
Harry gestured to her. “There it is. You don’t even believe me now.”
“I don’t believe in fate,” she argued.
He took her hands. “This isn’t fate, Hermione. It’s magic.”
She stared up at him, lost and wondrous at the obvious belief in his eyes. “I don’t even know what that means.”
A part of her did though. A part of her wanted to bury herself in his embrace, soak herself in his scent of wind and sage and never come up. She wanted to drown in the feeling of his magic wrapped around her. It was terrifying. The thought of him was allconsuming.
Harry leaned closer and her breath caught. “It means you can trust me. It means I’m not giving up. That I’m not ever going to walk away. It means I am possibly everything you have ever wanted,” he raised a hand and cupped her cheek, “and I know you’re everything I want.”
Hermione slowly shook her head. “You’re crazy,” she whispered and she wasn’t sure if she was speaking to him or to herself for believing it.
Harry leaned down and brushed his lips against her. Hermione’s eyes fell shut. He pulled back a fraction, but whatever he was going to say next was lost when Hermione grabbed the front of his shirt and dragged him back towards her. She moaned into the kiss, pressing her body as close to his as she could get.
She began undoing his tie as Harry’s hands tangled in her curls.
He pulled back. “I had a comeback,” he breathed against her lips.
She shook her head, her fingers already undoing his belt. “Don’t care.”
“We don’t have time- Fuck!”
He pressed his face into her neck while Hermione leisurely stroked his cock.
“I was thinking about sucking you off before you got here and derailed us with words.”
“God, you’re a fucking succubus.”
Hermione laughed quietly. “You said we’re soulmates,” she whispered before nibbling on the bottom of his earlobe.
Harry released a strangled moan.
“I want to feel it.”
He groaned, sounding more annoyed than he should when a beautiful woman was basically begging him to fuck her.
“Bend over,” he ordered. His hands grasped her hips and spun her around.
Hermione shucked her knickers down her legs before obediently following orders. She leaned over the side of the couch, knees spread and back arched.
Harry flipped her skirt over and pressed his cock against her opening. Hermione leaned back into him, a whine escaping her lips.
“God, you’re so fucking wet.”
“Blame the hormones,” she groaned and then felt a wash of embarrassment flash across her. That probably wasn’t the ideal thing to say when she was hoping to get fucked.
Harry groaned and the hand on her hip slipped down to spread across her stomach. He pressed into her without warning and Hermione immediately revised her thoughts. It was the perfect thing to say to your soulmate.
Harry buried his face in her neck, licking and sucking the skin there while he rocked into her. Hermione closed her eyes and tried to control her breathing. God, she’d been dreaming about having his cock back in her since they first fucked. The stretch felt like heaven and the way it just went on for days until he was fully inside of her.
Hermione moaned deliriously. Her nails dug into the fabric of the sofa and her thighs quivered.
“You feel so good, baby,” Harry whispered to her. “So fucking good.”
He slowly pulled out before rocking back into her. Hermione keened.
“I want to take you slowly. Take my time with you. Fuck, baby, I’m gonna take you apart.”
“Please,” Hermione whined.
He lightly bit the side of her neck. “Next time, though.”
She nodded. Anything. She’d agree to move to Antarctica at this point.
Harry pulled back and then sharply thrust his hips forward. Hermione cried out. He set a hard and fast pace. Hermione held onto the couch with all her strength. His fingers pressed down on her clit and she came so fast her head spun.
Harry didn’t let up. Her continued to fuck her fast and hard until he came with a stuttered gasp. His magic wrapped around her in the aftermath, caressing her body and soothing against her skin. Hermione dropped her forehead to the armrest of the couch with a soft groan.
He shifted and Hermione allowed herself to be moved like a doll, completely wrapped up in the sensation of Harry’s magic surrounding her – inside of her. She barely noticed when he pulled out. Her mind had drifted and her entire body felt boneless. Her lashes fluttered up at Harry, vaguely registering the fact that they were lying on the couch together with her sprawled across his chest.
Hermione nosed her way closer and sighed. Harry’s fingers lazily dragged up and down her side.
“If we don’t go to my father’s study soon, someone is going to come get us.”
She hummed.
“It’ll be embarrassing.”
She didn’t care.
“Your grandfather is probably here already.”
Hermione looked up at him with a scowl that probably didn’t look at all intimidating if Harry’s dopey smile was anything to go by. “You ruined it.”
He nudged her. “Up. Come on. We can cuddle later.”
#This is like#what my smut looks like before I flesh it out??#When I go back#I tend to add like whole paragraphs of more detail#this is a little more than bare bones#but pretty bare#but I know you heathens want to read it#so here it is#originally#the entire chapter went very differently#obviously#but I ended up realising Remus and Rose needed to be there during the meeting of the families and that changed EVERYTHING#so no smut#sorry Harry#celestialseawitch#forever after
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how i imagine it was
#best i got chief all i draw nowadays is dogboys and warrior cats#hazbin hotel#hazbin#alastor#vox#hazbin art#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#what tags do people even use#no ones reading this far anyway#like why do i care if i post my hazbin sketches to a tumblr account i barely use rofl yall on the anime smut site none of u can judge#esp if you read homestuck dont even look at me i know your type
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what's with all the chat gpt fics on this app 😭
#trying to find a good fic on here is like looking for a needle in a haystack#but the influx of chat gpt fics is... something#the jarring difference between the flowery intro n the smut always gives it away#but i just saw one in the tags n it had over 300 notes so ig ppl don't notice.....#please be mindful of what you read n support real writers instead :))#they deserve the support for actually putting in time and effort#writers i love u for still being on here despite all this shit <33
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okay like. i haven’t read a lot. crippling undiagnosed adhd and probably memory issues have kept me from consuming books since like elementary school. i probably finished one assigned novel in high school and i finally finished a whole novel for fun last year. i’m churning through moby dick slowly atm, but as a decent editor and writer and hence someone associated with the writing community and seeing those booktok recs or whatever…
girl tell me why the first book i open. starts with a fucking. spotify playlist. like, i was Aware that these books were wattpad-level. but i didnt think it was THAT wattpad holy shit
#and i dont tend to judge music taste either#but let’s just say im looking at half of these artists on this playlist. and i can already Tell#also for context since i know people can bitch#it’s not that i DIDNT read during that time#i tried so fuckin hard to read. it’s just i would power thru a chunk. then have to put it down. and then by the time id be able to pick it#up again. i’d have forgotten everything and would have to start over again. eg i restarted the chopin bibliography i have like 3 times#i read quite a few short stories tho#the one book in high school was the wars btw. fuck i cant remember the author. timothy smth. but it was very good#anyways. just had to rant bc i wanna see Just How Bad It Is since i technically Am kinda working in a writing-community-adjacent thing#and need to see for myself. how bad this is. i just cant get past the spotify playlist im gonna cry#a while back i tried kinda reading bits of love hypothesis and god. GOD. HFNGNGNNGG#so i already have a suspicion for what im in for#but i need to see MORE of the bad smut people are calling prose or whatever#mandont
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me when yet another post hating on a popular genre of fanfiction is circulating the dash:
#enough is enough guys…#you all know what i always say#if you want to read it you have to write it#like look at how many notes posts like that receive#now imagine if every single one of those people took the time to write even the TINIEST bit of work that caters to their preference#boom all of a sudden there’s over a thousand fics without smut or whatever it is that people are complaining abt nowadays#ugh sorry i’ve been a hater as of late but i truly think that whining abt stuff like that and then doing nothing abt it is ridiculous#why should you expect others to cater to what you want???#JUST WRITE IT YOURSELF 😭 THAT IS THE ONLYYYY WAY YOU CAN GUARANTEE YOU’LL BE HAPPY WITH THE RESULT#m’s thoughts
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I'm genuinely surprised by how little dawnbreaker content there is
#maybe it's just because i haven't really looked at fanfic in a while#but a few years ago i just know there would have been a ton of dawnbreaker aus#the angst alone just makes for great fanfic material imo#maybe it's because people dont write angst as much? i see a lot of smut now lol#anyways that anecdote had me sobbing#nothing about it is nice its just a kick to the heart every page#love and deepspace zayne#love and deepspace#i really hope they add more about him to the game because its one of my favorites by far#back to what i was saying about fanfics from a few years ago#i recently went looking for some that i read years ago but every person i remembered deactivated 😭#writers back then were brutal like they just crushed your heart with 0 remorse#whatever those people are doing i hope they're doing well ♡#juat wanted to add that this isn't me subtly asking for dawnbreaker content lmao#i feel like it may come off that way#i just thought it was interesting! like i said i feel like a few years ago everyone would have been all about the sad stuff
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#not to vague abt a particular niche of a fandom no one cares about BUT im losing my mind a bit#bc there's a ship that literally got me so invested that i read fanfiction for the 1st time. i adore them so much#i think their canon relationship is so fucking lovely and its bullshit what happened to them. if u kno u kno.#but now i go to ao3 and try to find fics and im like... yo y do these all fucking suck?#like i get it. no one has given a fuck abt this fandom since like the 2010s but i mean ive read lots of way better fics for waaaay#tinier fandoms. i guess thoses ppl just cared way more. no one gives enough of a fuck to write a good fic for these 2.#ugh. im probably just being a bitch. like is it bc its a heterosexual ship? is the bar really so low for writing straight relationships that#they have to b so fucking boring immediately???? like what the fuck is happening. i feel like im losing my mind#wheres the passion? where the dedication? wheres the willingness to die for eachother and fight side by side?#its all boring bullshit or weird self insert feeling smut. or maybe its me. maybe im the problem bc i refuse to read the fics that have#adultery and divorce in them bc im so in denial abt the ending of bleach that i cannot stand to even look at#the canon endgame ships. it makes me to angry. so yea maybe im the problem#i jus6 don't understand it. its the same for narut0 x s4suke fics. like????#did we watch the same show??? why tf r u writing them so weird and boring and wrong????#that one i them im right abt bc others have confirmed it. but idk abt these 2. my fucking original otp is cursed to toil away in bad#fanfiction. or maybe all the good fics r on ff dot net. but fuck if im gonna wade thru that hellsite#anyway. this is what u get when u get invested in terrible anime. i mean with peace and love it is my nostalgia show but like u kno#unrelated
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My new years celebratory art with Qi Ring and Guzi going on a dumb little adventure together <3
#idrk what to call this#it’s going well thanks#love how feral I made qi ring look#quiz probably has the most adorable laugh but in my head qi ring sounds like a chain smoker so his laugh is probably horrendous to hear#so don’t make him laugh#ain’t quiz adorable tho#tried finding some wholesome found family fics between those two and I was faced with incest and smut despite the filters I put it through#so that’s why I don’t read fanfiction yall#if any of you dare sexualize Guzi one more time I’m making sure earth stops orbiting the sun and there will be no more new year for you#art catastrophe#tgcf#qi Rong#tgcf fanart#qi Rong fanart#qi Rong and Guzi#night touring green lantern#mxtx#mxtx fanart#Guzi#Xie Lian#Hua Cheng#hualian#shi qingxuan#xianle quartet#xianle#crimson monsoon#crimson monsoon art tag
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I think that part of what like. kills me about the whole media literacy and critical thinking aspect of enjoying media these days is that people refuse to like. contextualize that
A. Bad media can still hold significant meaning to people
B. Media made for a demographic you aren’t apart of is not inherently bad media
C. Media made for and consumed by the opposite demographic is not inherently shallow or flawed nor is it above criticism for its media tropes either.
#unimportant thoughts#i dont feel like dropping specifics in post but like. people online drive me legitimately insane#good example is Ready Player One. its an okay book but people LOVE to hate on it for being a shallow nostalgia grab for old male demographic#and like. yeah. but also comsider that it Was written earnestly by a man in that demographic? and that people enjoyed it???#and maybe im soft hearted but my Dad was a nerd in the 80’s so both of us reading that book and comparing our experiences with it and#learning about his childhood from him. it was awesome yk??? was the book groudbreaking or particularly moving? no#are there a lot of fair criticisms you can make about the book regarding its poorly written female characters and painfully male tone#throughout? absolutely. its not the most vile piece of media its barely mediocre and its not the best thing since sliced bread either#and it kills me because instead of being able to have conversations like thay#people just attack and attack and attack and ATTACK#I don’t know i think the rise of this booktook wattpad level romance smut is another big part of this#are those books incredible? no. definitely not. are they decent? yeah theyre fine enough#are their characters shallow; do they follow tropes; are the characters clearly romanticized objects for us to googoo eye over? yeah#so fucking what??? they arent winning pulitzer prizes theyre just popular online and easily accesible#people love consumbable media thats not an inherently bad thing#and i think its hypocritical for people to defend one and attack the other or even to attack both#media doesnt exist to be appropriately Deep and Meaningful before people are allowed to consume and enjoy it#like. i think theres a LOT of levels of undestanding compassion and respect that people need to reach before these conversations are worth#anything. because right now it really feels like girls and boys arguing back and forth on the playground over whos show is better#anyways. i could go on but i wont.#bottom line i suggest you take a deep look at how ‘realistic’ and ‘meaningful’ the media you enjoy actually fucking is before you start#critizing other media for being too shallow or unrealistic depictions of something#hate to break it to you guys but 90% of fictional characters are fictional and dont act like people irl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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There’s something amazingly fascinating and frustrating about the amount of folk that seem to just assume all x reader readers are female. Drives me up the wall
#the minister speaks#this is why I don’t like liking popular characters#technicallyyyyyyy there’s tons of stuff I can look at#but the downside? 90% of it is extremely gendered#and I can read some female reader stuff!!#so I can’t even tell myself to avoid it because oh what if I van make it work….#I’m going to go write that smut i’ve been working on off and on…………#cool my steam
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fanfic writers crafting gorgeously descriptive and vivid scenes describing a character’s actions just for my unable-to-visualize ass skimming over them and going straight to the dialogue 😭
#fanfiction#i have so much trouble visualizing#half the time when i read smut i’m only looking for the dialogue#and when i write shit myself i don’t even know what the characters I create look like#I don’t think I have aphantasia bc i still dream and shit but it’s like i can feel in my head where the visualizing isn’t happening 😭#the pictures get all muddled up sometimes#anyways#ao3#fanfic memes
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After the underwhelmingly tepid response to my newest piece of writing, with really just one exception so far (all my love and appreciation to you - you know who you are), I'm going to try to write more for myself again, like I was when I started my main Cooper multi-chapter, and my Wyatt multi-chapter. I am going to write the requests I have still, but I doubt I'll be taking any more, at least not in the same "send me asks" way. I really thought putting out some Cooper writing with smut would spark more interest, but somehow it's doing even worse than I could have imagined (with, again, the one exception so far).
So...I'm going to try to focus more on writing what makes *me* happy, instead of trying to please people who only want the same bundle-of-tropes/kinks situation over and over, and if people don't enjoy it as much...those people probably weren't engaging anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#very clearly my gif#ps if you write those kinds of stories I'm not saying there is anything wrong with it and that you shouldn't#i'm only saying that I have no desire to read or write that and I can't/won't compete with it on this unlevel playing field#i mean it about the whittling down of the tag list too#if my writing is only worth a like to you - but other fics in the fandom are getting your comments and reblogs at the same time#then i am left to assume that my writing is really not what you're looking for#which is valid#but I'm not bending over backwards anymore to please people who are seemingly looking for nothing but *that* type of smut#my smut is good too. my writing is good too. i need to remind myself of that more. thank you to the very few who also remind me.#if i have to cultivate a niche within an already small fandom i guess that is just how it's going to be
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They should make ya books but with adults.
Like, a fun little ensemble story where they have some adventure or whatever. Maybe a bit of pining romance, but not explicit or graphic sexually.
The problem I have with adult books, is they are either written beautifully, but the characters are unbearable. Or they're super dry, and the plot is sloooooow. Or they try too hard to be edgy, so there is no shameless romance without cheating, no sex without smut, no tragedy without gore. It's all like ~we are adults here, so let's admit we don't believe in true love ~
I want to escape to fantasy, man. I just can't get past ya protagonists being 12-17. I understand that's the target demographic. I just would like...more wholesome adult books. I don't always want to be depressed. Give me something magical and hopeful and innocent.
#don't get me wrong#I seek out tragic or morbid adult books#I don't enjoy fluff cause I feel like it lacks depth#But honestly there are SO MANY ADULT BOOKS#and since there is no standard of what to expect#you can pick up something in the same genre and be met with either amazing or gross#and what I end up doing is just finding an author I like and reading all their books#because the same author generally has a consistent style across their books so if I like one I'll like another#but damn it's a lot to weed through#I'm not a prude but smut in the middle of a regular ass novel kind of takes me out of the story#it feels gratuitous#if I want smut I'll look for that specifically#reading#books#rant#personal#I feel like what I'm asking for is why all those weird Amish Christian romance novels exist#I swear that's not what I want#FANTASY MAGIC FRIENDSHIP LOVE#not watered down romance novels
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