#this is the realest thing ever
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I feel like over time, Peter developed the Disney princesses hug rule with trouble and absolutely refuses to let go until she does because there was a time he took it for granted
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
S H U T U P.
THERE WAS A TIME HE TTOOK IT FOR GRANTED??????? FUCK OFF.
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Sanji: oh so when were you going to tell me you had a boyfriend!? When did you even get a boyfriend!?
Zeff: after you left
Sanji: after you left so it's like....1...2...3- That's like almost three fucking years!!!
Zeff: so
Sanji: SO???? You just kept this from me!!
Zeff: I don't need to tell you anything about my personal life and why do you care? It's not like it affects your life?
Sanji: it does affect my life!
Zeff: how does it affect your life? You're acting ridiculous hehehehehe. What you don't like the thought of your dad kissing
Sanji: stop
Zeff: holding hands..... cuddling
Sanji: stop! please stop!
Zeff: having seeeee
Sanji: noooooo
Zeff: sex
Sanji: AHHHHHHH I'm gonna jump!! I swear to God I'm going to jump off this fucking boat and never going to see me again!!!!?
Zeff: hahahahahahaha you're funny eggplant
Yasopp:...............
Usopp:...............
Yasopp:.........
Usopp: did mom know?
Yasopp: yeah she knew..... she knew for years
Usopp: oh ....how did that work?
Yasopp: *sigh*..... It worked out well enough for us for a time...... We loved each other. I don't want you to think that we didn't. It was just...... It wasn't..... it was more ........... Platonic??......I guess.... If you can call what we had platonic...
Usopp: that makes sense.....a lot of sense actually
Yasopp: yeah....... I'm gonna be honest I don't know what I'm doing I've never had a real relationship. Not saying that what me and your mom had wasn't real it was it was-
Usopp: I get what you mean
Yasopp: ok............ You probably already figured out that your dad's not the coolest person in the world.
Usopp: That's fine. It's actually perfect knowing that my dad is a dork I don't feel so bad being one either
Yasopp: dork?
This is so perfect and hilarious to me because you have Yasopp and Usopp being all emotional and having a deep conversation about Banchina and how Yasopp is dealing with the new relationship and then you have Sanji fucking panicking because the mere image of his father having sex is so unbearable to him he has to stop himself from visibly cringing.
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i like it when artists are a bit weird with their personality. like what do you mean lady gaga once said she refused to have sex for a long time because she was afraid someone was going to steal her creativity through, uh, the act.
#nighttime rambles#cw suggestive#lady gaga i love you#this is the realest thing ever#never have sex and you will stay a god-tier artist
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people get too prezzed juzt becauze zomeone hatez their favourite or zomeonez favourite iz their mozt hated. Like ok but what if we didn’t care about that and juzt kizzed and had fun how about that becauze I do not care who you like or who you hate I think we zhould be nice no matter what lalallalaa
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#this is the realest thing ever#we all hold hands and skip off into the sunset merrily#td#total drama#egtotaldramatakes#total drama island
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PREACH. PREAXH PREACH PREACHHHHHHHH
Raul is so fucking fine send post
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I'm him and he's me
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In most BBC Merlin analyses, and sometimes, mine included, we often talk about how much Merlin forgets himself and who he is, in the later seasons, his personality and character and beliefs, and how he gets replaced by something heavier, by a person who’s literally the other side of Arthur, who can’t think on his own, if he doesn’t consider him first.
But what I personally think we get wrong is when this happens. Because Merlin confesses to Arthur, “I’m happy to be your servant, ‘till the day I die.”
And that happens so early, and what does Arthur do, if not fall irremediably in love? It’s not even a fall, it’s a continuous precipice, a tumultuous one, where he doesn’t know what to hold onto, if not on the one man who unfolded that truth to him, only after a few months of knowing him.
Merlin was ready and did lay down his life for Arthur, mere days later to their first meeting.
No matter their choices, whatever they are bad or good, they can’t do it otherwise, even if they want to, they can’t decide differently, because theirs is not love: it’s destruction, it tears them apart, yet they can’t stop picking up the pieces, one after one, until they’re all again.
Merlin is woven in the fabric of the world, and if Arthur is born of that magic, then he can’t help but feel drawn to him. It doesn’t matter if Merlin is his servant or not, because he would have found a way to serve Arthur no matter the circumstances. He uses his magic only for him because he doesn’t know otherwise. Arthur writes rules and laws based on what Merlin tells him to because he doesn’t know otherwise.
They listen to none but each other, they fight for none but each other, they love none as deeply but each other.
It’s more than devotion, it’s a risk, and Merlin and Arthur took it as soon as they laid eyes on one another.
“Do I know you?”
Perhaps, Arthur did, perhaps, he felt that pull of destiny, that part of him he never understood that had awoken on Merlin’s command.
They are one and the same, and that’s more than love.
#it just strickens me how their bond is incomparable to any other they have with any other person#it feels unreal but they made it work#it was clumsy but it was the realest thing both of them ever felt#it was both a blessing and a curse#it was privilege and so they stopped from wanting more because they said to themselves that maybe it was enough already#but it’s never enough because they’re literally the same#they’re glue they’re stuck and they need to be near#something to ponder about that makes you scream and go insane that’s all#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#merlin x arthur
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@staring-at-my-keyboard us
the joy of ocs is to keep posting and talking about them even if only you and two other people give a shit
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thinking about this again. he is just like me for real
#strong contender for my favorite wob. incredibly funny statement but also the realest thing that's ever been said maybe#SORRY i know quite literally all i do is renarinpost but i'm a one trick pony it's all renarin all the time over here#renarin
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hannah montana
#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#young justice#young justice 1998#this is a redraw of when theyre in dantes disco inferno#i love her costume sm its the realest 'teen girl throwing a costume together' ever#like as a teen this would 300% be my costume#the wig makes me laugh though like that thing must be a mess at this point#2024#dc#superheroes#digital art#image described#id in alt
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real life hakutou!! from the mangaka (source)
#atarashii joushi wa dotennen#my new boss is goofy#THIS IS. THE CUTEST THING. I'VE EVER SEEN#MANGAKA WHO DRAW THEIR CATS INTO THEIR WORK ARE TRULY THE REALEST#i can hardly believe this is a real cat THOSE ARE THE PINKEST TOE BEANS IN THE WORLD!!!
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one aspect of the outsiders fandom I find absolutely delightful is that u can pick pretty much any detail n go 'Pony's 14 year old oblivious unreliable ass was WRONG' n just immediately have a case
#that man is read for FILTHHH#but to be fair#he entirely did that to himself#'steve doesnt hate him ponys beefing with him n he doesn’t even know it'#beleivable as hell#'soda does SO drink'#u know what pony is so locked into his fanon reading of his own brother i would beleive it#'dallas is actually a loser that pony just thinks is tuff bc hes older n wilder'#accepted pony has no good reading on any of the ppl around hik#'Johnny is actually tuff as hell pony just bbygirlifed him'#realest thing ive ever heard#i could go on#i dont even AGREE with most of these#but the thing is#they are just as likely to be true as the convoluted nonsense pony THINKS is true#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#dallas winston#steve randle#johnny cade#two bit mathews#the outsiders 1983
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aspd + npd culture is i need to be mysterious at all times, nobody can know anything about me, i have to keep my real self hidden from the world.
and then talking anyone’s ear off who will listen about everything cool you’re ever done and how awesome you are otherwise you will die from lack of supply.
ASPD Culture is
#the realest thing ive ever heard anon#submissions!#actually antisocial#actually aspd#aspd#aspd culture is#aspd thoughts#aspd traits#aspd things#aspd safe#aspd feels
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½ of the boys from the dwarf have gotten pregnant and i could make it ¾
#red dwarf#arnold rimmer#rimmer#sorry. and yet I'm not#most horrid pathetic morally bankrupt cretinous coward of a maggot to ever crawl up through the dirt. i am enamoured by him#this is without a doubt the worst thing i have ever made and it is 1:30 am#should i have gone to bed instead of making this? yes but it struck me like receiving visions from god#anyway goodnight this is also the realest thing ive ever made
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Shout out to muffin tops btw, one of the best shapes a fat body can take
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warren getting grilled for having a giant crush on max only a month after knowing each other n then there's chloe who was mentally planning her and rachel's wedding a day after meeting
#makes me laugh i can't lie#realest thing chloe's ever done tbh is fall for rachel immediately#but#never beating the warren defender allegations im sorry#if it means anything i'd blow up a state for chloe#life is strange#chloe price#warren graham#rachel amber#lis#life is strange before the storm#amberprice
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