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webslingingslasher · 11 months ago
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I feel like over time, Peter developed the Disney princesses hug rule with trouble and absolutely refuses to let go until she does because there was a time he took it for granted
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
S H U T U P.
THERE WAS A TIME HE TTOOK IT FOR GRANTED??????? FUCK OFF.
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beanghostprincess · 1 year ago
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Sanji: oh so when were you going to tell me you had a boyfriend!? When did you even get a boyfriend!?
Zeff: after you left
Sanji: after you left so it's like....1...2...3- That's like almost three fucking years!!!
Zeff: so
Sanji: SO???? You just kept this from me!!
Zeff: I don't need to tell you anything about my personal life and why do you care? It's not like it affects your life?
Sanji: it does affect my life!
Zeff: how does it affect your life? You're acting ridiculous hehehehehe. What you don't like the thought of your dad kissing
Sanji: stop
Zeff: holding hands..... cuddling
Sanji: stop! please stop!
Zeff: having seeeee
Sanji: noooooo
Zeff: sex
Sanji: AHHHHHHH I'm gonna jump!! I swear to God I'm going to jump off this fucking boat and never going to see me again!!!!?
Zeff: hahahahahahaha you're funny eggplant
Yasopp:...............
Usopp:...............
Yasopp:.........
Usopp: did mom know?
Yasopp: yeah she knew..... she knew for years
Usopp: oh ....how did that work?
Yasopp: *sigh*..... It worked out well enough for us for a time...... We loved each other. I don't want you to think that we didn't. It was just...... It wasn't..... it was more ........... Platonic??......I guess.... If you can call what we had platonic...
Usopp: that makes sense.....a lot of sense actually
Yasopp: yeah....... I'm gonna be honest I don't know what I'm doing I've never had a real relationship. Not saying that what me and your mom had wasn't real it was it was-
Usopp: I get what you mean
Yasopp: ok............ You probably already figured out that your dad's not the coolest person in the world.
Usopp: That's fine. It's actually perfect knowing that my dad is a dork I don't feel so bad being one either
Yasopp: dork?
This is so perfect and hilarious to me because you have Yasopp and Usopp being all emotional and having a deep conversation about Banchina and how Yasopp is dealing with the new relationship and then you have Sanji fucking panicking because the mere image of his father having sex is so unbearable to him he has to stop himself from visibly cringing.
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what-have-i-unleashed · 26 days ago
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i like it when artists are a bit weird with their personality. like what do you mean lady gaga once said she refused to have sex for a long time because she was afraid someone was going to steal her creativity through, uh, the act.
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egtotaldramatakes · 8 months ago
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people get too prezzed juzt becauze zomeone hatez their favourite or zomeonez favourite iz their mozt hated. Like ok but what if we didn’t care about that and juzt kizzed and had fun how about that becauze I do not care who you like or who you hate I think we zhould be nice no matter what lalallalaa
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taheeeeti · 6 months ago
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PREACH. PREAXH PREACH PREACHHHHHHHH
Raul is so fucking fine send post
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tobeconsumed · 8 months ago
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I'm him and he's me
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dollopole · 2 months ago
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In most BBC Merlin analyses, and sometimes, mine included, we often talk about how much Merlin forgets himself and who he is, in the later seasons, his personality and character and beliefs, and how he gets replaced by something heavier, by a person who’s literally the other side of Arthur, who can’t think on his own, if he doesn’t consider him first.
But what I personally think we get wrong is when this happens. Because Merlin confesses to Arthur, “I’m happy to be your servant, ‘till the day I die.”
And that happens so early, and what does Arthur do, if not fall irremediably in love? It’s not even a fall, it’s a continuous precipice, a tumultuous one, where he doesn’t know what to hold onto, if not on the one man who unfolded that truth to him, only after a few months of knowing him.
Merlin was ready and did lay down his life for Arthur, mere days later to their first meeting.
No matter their choices, whatever they are bad or good, they can’t do it otherwise, even if they want to, they can’t decide differently, because theirs is not love: it’s destruction, it tears them apart, yet they can’t stop picking up the pieces, one after one, until they’re all again.
Merlin is woven in the fabric of the world, and if Arthur is born of that magic, then he can’t help but feel drawn to him. It doesn’t matter if Merlin is his servant or not, because he would have found a way to serve Arthur no matter the circumstances. He uses his magic only for him because he doesn’t know otherwise. Arthur writes rules and laws based on what Merlin tells him to because he doesn’t know otherwise.
They listen to none but each other, they fight for none but each other, they love none as deeply but each other.
It’s more than devotion, it’s a risk, and Merlin and Arthur took it as soon as they laid eyes on one another.
“Do I know you?”
Perhaps, Arthur did, perhaps, he felt that pull of destiny, that part of him he never understood that had awoken on Merlin’s command.
They are one and the same, and that’s more than love.
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torturingpeople · 8 months ago
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@staring-at-my-keyboard us
the joy of ocs is to keep posting and talking about them even if only you and two other people give a shit
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bornuntohimself · 9 months ago
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thinking about this again. he is just like me for real
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andstuffsketches · 8 months ago
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hannah montana
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crehador · 1 year ago
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real life hakutou!! from the mangaka (source)
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one aspect of the outsiders fandom I find absolutely delightful is that u can pick pretty much any detail n go 'Pony's 14 year old oblivious unreliable ass was WRONG' n just immediately have a case
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aspdculture-is · 28 days ago
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aspd + npd culture is i need to be mysterious at all times, nobody can know anything about me, i have to keep my real self hidden from the world.
and then talking anyone’s ear off who will listen about everything cool you’re ever done and how awesome you are otherwise you will die from lack of supply.
ASPD Culture is
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fromthecrypt · 1 year ago
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½ of the boys from the dwarf have gotten pregnant and i could make it ¾
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hattiestgal · 10 months ago
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Shout out to muffin tops btw, one of the best shapes a fat body can take
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longmaxsilvarg · 6 months ago
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warren getting grilled for having a giant crush on max only a month after knowing each other n then there's chloe who was mentally planning her and rachel's wedding a day after meeting
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