#realest things ever

[hattiestgal]

Shout out to muffin tops btw, one of the best shapes a fat body can take

[scringology]

ame’s conversation with the fox is so real. “if you arent doing what you want, theyve already caught you” holy shit bro this opened my third eye

[tobeconsumed]

I'm him and he's me

[saragrosie]

As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings

[bornuntohimself]

thinking about this again. he is just like me for real

[andstuffsketches]

hannah montana

[crehador]

real life hakutou!! from the mangaka (source)

[amarkofcain]

½ of the boys from the dwarf have gotten pregnant and i could make it ¾

[multiseb21]

[longmaxsilvarg]

warren getting grilled for having a giant crush on max only a month after knowing each other n then there's chloe who was mentally planning her and rachel's wedding a day after meeting

[flowercrowngods]

thinking thoughts™️ again about another fic that’s way too real, and pictured eddie giving steve that understanding smile, saying , “yeah, changing the world gets a little old, doesn’t it, when the cost is your sanity.”

and steve mirrors him with a slight nod, “and when you realise you just wanna live your own life, not change everyone else’s. i feel like people shouldn’t need to take this long to realise that.”

“it’s the system, steve-o.” eddie fishes a cigarette from the pack, offering one to steve, who shakes his head with a polite smile. “people living their lives. what a rebellious thing to ask.”

steve watches him for a second, and it’s like he’s piecing together some kind of picture around him. eddie lets him; somehow he trusts steve not to get it all wrong. “you going to rehab to stick it to the man, hm?”

eddie takes a long drag of his cigarette, his eyes far away as he lets the smoke fall from his lips. “no. ‘m going to rehab because it took me too long to realise that i just wanna live my life. and because i think… because i think i’m actually ready. sounds so dumb, doesn’t it?”

“nah.” and steve sounds like he means it. eddie gets the feeling that he does. steve strikes him as someone who’s too genuine for his own good. maybe that’s his own way to keep changing the world even without that job. “sounds like you actually know what you’re talking about. that’s a good quality, you know? to get better. wanting to get better. for no one but yourself.”

“now you’re the one who sounds like he knows what he’s talking about.”

steve huffs and stuffs his hands into his pocket. “nah, man. i’m just the homeless guy who’s hot for your apartment and wants you out of the house asap so i can start my life. with your cat.”

eddie laughs as he snuffs out the cigarette beneath his boot. the keys dangle in his hand as he holds them out to steve, who looks at him, surprised.

“well, she’s yours, then.”

[tnsophiaonly]

No don't—!

cw: suicide mentions. and concerning obsessive paragraphs.

Yandere Character: I implore you, my dearest darling, to allow me to shield you from the evils that lurk in the shadows of our world. The vileness that seeks to corrupt and defile your purity must never succeed in its wretched pursuit. It is my sworn duty to safeguard you from harm and keep you safe from the wickedness that plagues your existence.

I vow to protect you from the dangers that threaten to extinguish your light, the darkness that wishes to snuff out your flame, and the malice that seethes for the chance to ruin you. I shall be your shield, your sword, and your fortress, as we wage a never-ending quest to destroy the forces that seek to cause you harm.

Do not fear, my love, for I am here to keep you safe. I shall be at your side, ready to defend you against any foe that dares to threaten your purity. I will be your guardian, your ally, your protector, your husband/wife/spouse, your soulmate, your lover and your everything, standing firmly by your side as we face the challenges of this world together.

Suicidal!Darling/Reader: *chuckle* Good luck protecting me from myself first.

[webslingingslasher]

I feel like over time, Peter developed the Disney princesses hug rule with trouble and absolutely refuses to let go until she does because there was a time he took it for granted

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

S H U T U P.

THERE WAS A TIME HE TTOOK IT FOR GRANTED??????? FUCK OFF.

[sophsun1]

Queer As Folk – 1.22: Full Circle

[diistrii]

said it once ill say it again i will NEVER forgive the epilogues for what they did to jade ships

[laylakeating]

And isn’t it just so pretty to think all along there was some invisible string tying you to me?