#this is so stupid but I don’t care

[summershouto]

hc that both luffy and sabo are asexual but ace isnt and they constantly roast him for it

[ciderjacks]

despite Laios low self esteem making him think that if he’d been eaten, Chilchuck and Marcille wouldn’t have helped Falin,

theres a small part of me that thinks the reason Chilchuck stayed with the party and went back in the dungeon in the first place was because he didn’t want to leave Laios alone. That Laios was moreso the reason he stayed.

[ariariari-freehounreal]

When the test subject they told you was aggressive is actually just angsty and autistic

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I figured if Wheatley were a human he would probably be part of a team that cares for test subjects. Which involves basic medical checkups and general wellness checks. Maybe in Chells case, since she’s so anti-social, he was tasked to be a sort of companion so they could get more information out of her for testing purposes. :3 he’s classified as a nurse and has basic training in it. But he’s not making sense because he’s kinda scared of Chell at first. She just thinks he’s weird and kinda smells bad.

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I have a hc on why Chell is a test subject I’m just gonna try to write it here

Basically her mother was too young and poor to raise a child so she felt it better to put Chell up for adoption. The orphanage she was raised in was being used by aperture to scout out children with certain “exceptional skills”. They noticed that Chell was highly intelligent and a great problem solver, but had no interest in spending time with others. She had no friends. And none of the other children noticed or cared when she left. She was probably adopted by a high ranking scientist and raised for the specific purpose of testing. She has little concept of social norms or things outside of aperture because she was taken from a “normal” environment so young. [like. Before she was 10 maybe? Idk.] but it doesn’t mean she’s dumb or anything, she just doesn’t really get it yk. Sorry if this is actually so stupid and embarrassing ignore me

[theythemmer]

phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

[jondoe279]

atp i genuinely doooon’t care if the old guard two is the worst thing put to film i just want to see the best character of all time (andromache the scythian) and her loser henchmen and everyone’s favorite girl nile freeman again

[casually-eat-my-soul]

You know what would be funny, let’s say stiles get bitten and turn into a werefox or a selkie or something. He’s panicking, running (or swimming) around the preserve in his shifted state and bumps into a wild feral animal. (Maybe a coyote, mountain lion, feral cat, mythical creature??) Said animal looks at stiles in his shifted state and goes “my baby”.

So now stiles has a feral animal mama, they get confused when he shifts back but after realizing that the stupid furless looking two legged things is indeed their son they are cool with it.

Derek having to court stiles with a feral animal as his “mother”. Like he accidentally says the wrong thing and stiles heart picks up and the animal decides to throw down with Derek. He hauling his ass as quickly away as he can.

I can’t decide if the sheriff and the animal are constantly trying to one up each other. — “I cannot believe I’m fighting a (feral) to parent my own child” — or if they are in league with each other.

The feral hates Peter but they do agree on judging other people.

[oodliedoodlies]

Unforgiven au

I’m likely to never touch on this au ever again but I just had to get it out of my brain.

They are both terrible and use each other and just

KICKS them into the sun. Motherfuckers��� hate them…

[dilfssi]

what would leo do if he crash landed in the middle of the forest with all his teammates hmm?

the category is big brown eyed quiet footballers who everyone on the team is in love with

[vicsy]

what saddens me the most about the Lance situation as it is, especially in the lights of the tweet liked by Bianca Bustamante (who is a signed junior driver at McLaren as of today) where op calls Lance “an autist”, apart from the regular “just a pay driver” shtick, is the normalization of hating Lance. somehow people in the fandom and evidently among the actual drivers (hello, Drugo, you bitch) have adopted a rhetoric that paints Lance as someone who is ok to hate because: a) daddy owns the team; b) doesn’t have goat level results; c) just because! he’s not widely loved, so it’s all fine, all good. and it’s not real since we’re on the internet. right?

it’s sickening to see what people say about him (both using ableist language, antisemitic comments etc) and then defend themselves saying “well you see he’s this and that and this so I hate him”. you don’t. you’re just full of inhuman hate and need an outlet. or you wanna be one of the “cool kids” which means only liking certain drivers and shitting on the others. fucking check yourselves.

since f1 fandom across all platforms is far from healthy, you get used to seeing takes that make you want to gouge your eyes out, yet Lance seems to be the most popular target of that hatred, unbiased as it is. it’s not even fully about the money or the fact that Lance, indeed, has a father who loves him very much and made sure his son got all the opportunities in the world. you can be mad about it all you want but it won’t change anything.

the line between not liking a particular driver and straight up mixing him with dirt is non-existent these days.

in all honesty, if Lance really didn’t care about racing, at all, he would have walked away already. why risk your life if you’re already set for life money wise? sit and think about that for a bit.

regarding the tweet recently liked by Bianca — I want to make it clear that I’m not familiar with her and I am not hating on her, simply judging this incident — I can’t help but wonder. you made it to f1 and you know how soc med works. likes are public. why? answer might not be clear. but entertain this idea — if there was already a precedent where she found it ok to like a tweet that praises her and shits on Lance, imagine what the kind of mindset there is already in place. so many things we don’t know about that happens behind the scenes.

this isn’t the last we have shit like that happen and it isn’t the first. doesn’t make it any less frustrating and rage inducing.

[n-de-plume]

I just want to make it so clear that I love Maximus.

To be so devoted to his ‘saviors’ and so rolled up in his emotions and confused and he just wants to do a good job. And be the hero.

but at the end of the day he’s actually so happy with little comforts. A robe, watching a waterfall and eating a bunch of snacks.

He’s so afraid that he’s too fucked up but then with everything he is Lucy wants him and he’s so happy and excited to see what their future could be.

I love him.

[itwaslegendary]

“do you think you’re a better fan just because you don’t listen to the leaks?” exactly! and a better person too!

we are HOURS away from the release and you’re telling me that it has already become the most illegally downloaded album? “well i’m impatient” that’s not an excuse, we all are eager to listen to the album yet we have an ounce of respect for the artist and we wait, we enjoy the rollout and listen to it together the moment she intended to.

also… funny how it’s mostly non-swifties who are sitting through a 65 minute album just to go on twitter and say “ew so bad 😂👎🥱”, just say you’re a fan and go because not even the most hardcore swifties are doing what you are doing right now

[seashellcosmos]

Leon: Yeah, I basically never miss...pretty much the coolest guy here.

Chihiro: (sheepishly walking up to him) Um, Leon? Can you take care of this bug upstairs? Celeste is freaking out, and Mondo and Sakura are going to take out a wall trying to catch it at this rate....

Leon, grumbling: UGH..! I have to do EVERYTHING around here!

Tfw you’re a genetically engineered super soldier with perfect aim but the only fighting you ever get to do is squishing bugs because all your friends are losers 😔🙏

Originally in this dumb comic he was going to be using his bow and arrow but I think if he tried that indoors more than once Byakuya would physically attack him.

[jarchaeology]

when i first started this blog i got an anon saying that i shouldn’t tag jensen in my finds because it was unfair to embarrass him.

anyway, i wonder if that anon came from one of the twitter people who repost my finds without credit and get 20k views on “never before seen” pictures.

[nyaskitten]

And if I said most of Garmadon’s designs ranged from okay to awful, what then?

[stuffedanimalenthusiast]

The new Janie and Jack collection is so Samantha parkington coded it’s insane

[tariah23]

:/