#this is so silly i'm not even sorry
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Anyone from civilian to cultivator, child to elderly, knew who Baoshan Sanren was. In one word, a legend. An immortal from a different era, still alive and still teaching to few her cultivation secrets - many envied and wished they were one of her students.
She had various children over the centuries, each with their own success and fame, but recently, although it is known three children were born, none came out telling others about their lineage - something that started to be common since other cultivators wanted to have immortality to themselves at all costs, hunting down the immortal's descendants to use them to their own gains.
They knew some of her disciples who came down her mountain - now a fixed location with better protection than any place on earth, rather than her nomad days. One of them was a woman who was known for her wits, intelligence, craft and beautiful smile - Cangse Sanren.
She was also infamous for her elopement with Yunmeng Jiang sect's former first disciple - Wei Changze.
This was common knowledge, every cultivator had heard this story at least once during their lives, they all knew the names and their connections to each other. But what Lan Wangji failed to connect was the fact that Wei Ying was their only son and is now his boyfriend (who he plans to marry one day).
He knew, objectively, about Wei Ying's parents, but had never met them until one day when they met them by fate during a date to the movies. It was very shocking and nerve-wracking to meet his in-laws so soon into their relationship and in such a casual way, with not even a gift to offer.
Not long after that, he was invited to dinners, then afternoon teas, then lunches and then breakfasts (he felt so honourable the first night he was allowed to sleep in Wei Ying's bedroom). Lan Wangji was, more and more, feeling part of the family, meaning that he was accepted as their beloved son's other half.
When he thought all the nervousness had passed, he was invited to a family gathering with their other relatives from Wei Ying's mother side, and that included Cangse Sanren's mother.
That same afternoon, after accepting the invite, Lan Wangji walked all the way to his brother's apartment (on the other side of the corridor), knocked, walked inside without saying anything, threw himself into Lan Xichen's bed and hugged one (of many, many) body pillows that was a permanent part of his brother's room (a secret from the rest of the family, beside their mother).
"Wangji?!" Lan Xichen was frantic with concern "What happened?"
"I'm going to meet Wei Ying's family."
"...Is it that bad?"
"Wei Ying's grandmother is Baoshan Sanren."
"...Oh."
Lan Xichen laid down beside his younger brother, hugging another body pillow, both staring at the ceiling with stunned expressions.
"Oh." Lan Xichen said again.
#this is so silly i'm not even sorry#it was funnier in my head#mdzs#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan wangji#lan zhan#lan xichen#cangse sanren and wei changze live#madam lan too#qingheng-jun who#*taps mic* lan xichen have a collection of body pillows#today is a extremely hot day#and i still don't have access to my twt#crying in brazilian#wangxian#modern cultivation au#modern mdzs#mdzs headcanons#mdzs imagine#my writing#bnnywngs writing#i'm smelling smoke again yay for illegal forest fires
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Unintended consequence of creating my own Bill... He watches me draw now...
The Horrible Triangle in question:
#On the 3d glasses: it's exposure therapy and even if it wasnt: I can't break the geneva convention because I'm not at war. Anyway#i think this is the first billford kiss ive posted??? Which is hilarious. Ive done a lot of on these guys that I've drawn but not posted#genuinely i will be drawing and suddenly remember he is behind me. He initially watched me sleep but its safer on the shelf#his prototype brother still watches my bed tho. So while HE is Safe. I Am Not.#Gravity falls#Fan art#Bill Cipher#Comic#Doodles#Silly posting#custom plush#Gravity falls comic#Gravity falls fanart#Fanart#Billford#Ford pines my beloved. i am never giving you a break sorry#tbob / thisisnotawebsite lore my beloved also. giving him those 3d glasses is fun :)#cw eye contact#GF fanart#artists on tumblr#My art
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BOOM frowning critters yuri be upon ye
Catfeine and Dogpressed by @/eggritos!! :D
#The brainrot for these two I have is BAD sorry If I'm a little abnormal about them#They rotate around the forefront of my brain at 400 mph at a 43 degree angle everyday they are so everything to me heart emohjidhfslfj#catfeine and dogpressed created by eggritos! They're here on tumblr and on twitter!(more active on latter)#Not tagging them because I am evil and devious (social anxiety frowns) insert evil laugh heree#catfeine#dogpressed#poppy playtime chapter 3#smiling critters#poppy playtime#frowning critters au#frowning critters#smiling critters au#Trope where they both accidentally fluster each other all the time without noticing and without even trying#the gay panic is continuous! AND mutual!#they're so silly to me augahuhuahfakjf#cough anyways
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more assorted stuff. giving funney animal people versions to my human ocs because i'm normal
#my art#oc#mika#heidi#anthro#furry#illustration#mika's a pheasant and heidi's a cross fox. in a very on the nose reference to their silly little story#i love pheasants even if they love nothing more than running directly under the wheels of speeding automobiles. thumbs up emoji#anyway sorry i will draw other characters except these pricks i swear. i really wanna do something with them one day#so i need to speedrun drawing humans and stuff#also i'm having so much fun letting photoshop layer effects do the work for me#replicating real life textures and colour blending hard as hell!!!
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also this is the reason why i hate the whole discussion about "oh can we still say hermaphrodite in science discussions" because like. you all do not fucking understand the weight of the word. what it feels like when someone calls you a hermaphrodite when you are fearing for your fucking life. the amount of times i had to call myself a hermaphrodite because no one fucking knew what intersex meant but i needed to find a way to disclose that to clients so i didn't end up assaulted again when they were surprised. you don't know how much i fucking hated myself for that and what that was fucking like to experience at 16. like. that is what that word means to me! that's what i think of when i hear it! lots of other intersex people have their own stories, their own ways this slur was weaponized against us and written down in our medical records and a million fucking things. so i really don't want to hear from dyadic people who have never had this slur used against them about how hard it is to find an alternative word and how they just really really need to be able to still say it because of all the scientific discussions that are happening all the time or whatever. literally fuck off i don't care
#personal#actuallyintersex#intersex#h slur#rape tw#intersexism#sorry i'm in a fucking mood and i have no patience for endosex/dyadic people rn#i just don't think you all understand what this is like. i really don't think you do#anyway i love reclaiming hermaphrodite. hermaphrodites with attitude is so powerful and such abeautiful#part of intersex history to me#and that's also true!!!! but endosex people need to not fucking say this shit so causually#okay to reblog but i have no patience for dyadic people being silly on this post. i really don't#also i feel a lot more okay and have a lot more connection with other ppl who this slur has been used to target even if theyr'e dyadic but#that's not what this post is about
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i like the idea that lily is one of the smartest people in hogwarts but she's also just like
very clumsy. she drops things, she trips on air, and she's very unlucky too, gum sticks randomly on her hair (mary or marlene always cuts the tips of her hair every month or so because of that), and everytime something like that happens, she makes an odd sound as she snorts and laughs.
because yes, she's clumsy and unlucky, but she's surprisingly positive about it, she finds everything to be very funny, and mary and marlene are so used to it by now that they're always ready to hold her before she falls, take her out of the way of something that's being thrown, or just hold something she dropped before it breaks.
i like lily being a bit of a mess, let her be a bit of a failgirl as a treat, she's adorable, and she's a genius!!!!
(also, mary can't help but look so, so fond and in love with her whenever lily laughs when she trips on the hem of her robes, like she makes the entire day brighter just by smiling)
#yes this is a marylily brainrot#i love my girls so much#also just marlene#she's a gem#and lily gods lily is so so awesome#i want her to be a little more silly#she's always more on the serious type on the fics i read#let my girl be silly and happy#but if you want to be ssd about it#severus used to call her clumsy all the time#not necessarily in a bad way#but not in a good way either#so she decided to grab that sad memory and turning into a good think#by laughing even when things look bad#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#ao3 fanfic#lily evans#mary macdonald#marylily#marlene mckinnon#the valkyries#marauders valkyries#dead gay wizards#sorry if anything is written wrong btw#it's 3am as i write this#i'm so so sleepy
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here's the Meleanor chibi speedrun! upfront warning for some flickering and/or flashing throughout from all the sped-up zooming/layer changes.
it turns out I only really recorded up to when I exported the PSD for the first time, so I went back and recorded a bit more to at least show a little of the reworked cape breakdown and background. and then bounced her rig around so you can see a bit of it too! the parts I'm not too embarrassed to show, anyway
even sped up it's still like 47 minutes (s-she took a really long time to make okay), so there are timestamps/chapters in the description if you click through! I certainly don't expect anyone to sit and watch it through, but maybe it'll be interesting to skip around in?
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#sorry for posting again so soon but...it's related to the last post at least?#anyway enjoy me spending literally hours drawing a bunch of parts that i never even used#look we all have our little hobbies#i'm glad people seem to like how she came out! i was really scared to post her because i had so much trouble with the rig#but i forgot that meleanor is amazing and transcends silly things like technical quality and amateur mesh-weighting#thank you all for validating my obsessive quest to reverse-engineer tiny little anime characters for no real reason#spineposting#(kinda)
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Creative Hubris takes another unsuspecting victim.
#non mdzs#It's not even that many pages and I'm getting my ass kicked!#As much as I have been clawing at the walls - I have learned so much! This project pushed me more than I thought it would#I am so excited to share what I've made. I think its actually some of the best work I've ever done.#but I really do feel like I've stumbled back into the room covered in blood and holding a smoothie.#The issue being: at some point the sunken cost fallacy kicks in and you go:#'well I might as well put in extra polish since I've spent so much time on this already'#That's your EVIL BRAIN talking to you who wants you to live in EVIL COMICS LIMBO.#Sorry to my followers who miss the mdzs comics. I went mad at sea for a month and all I brought back was a short comic.#Posting my silly side doodles to bide me time as I continue to drink the sea water.#Set me free into the plains where the horses roam and I will be able to heal <3
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this is for the Bill (2015) girlies, the horrible histories girlies, the Six Idiots girlies, the Shakespeare girlies, and the silly girlies
#bill 2015#mat baynton#mathew baynton#shakespeare#ben willbond#jim howick#simon farnaby#martha howe douglas#laurence rickard#bill 2015 fanart#art#digital art#illustration#csp#clip studio paint#this was genuinely so funny?#i was looking for horrible histories refs and kept seeing mathew baynton as shakespeare and realized it was a whole movie#idk i really love shakespeare stuff and this was just very very silly#and it had helen mcrory and I love her so that was a surprise#and i'm so sorry but mat baynton's shakespeare was very cute like he even had a little earring#six idiots
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i love drawing rtc again, i've missed my pookies ♥
#you'll NEVER catch ocean saying a bad word >:))#i know she listened to kidz bop like can you even try to argue with this#anyway i'll restart ride the cyclober and nevertober when i can#but i also just like to do silly stuff like this tbh :]#rtc#ride the cyclone#ride the cyclone musical#jane doe rtc#jane doe ride the cyclone#jane doe#jane rtc#ocean o'connell rosenberg#ocean rtc#ocean ride the cyclone#ocean rosenberg#perfectdolls#i love this ship so much i'll implode for them#also i'm posting this on a laptop so yeah no emojis i'm sorry people :((
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herbstosaurus
#a few little speculative things there that i can't even name properly but u get the idea#i'm so happy to just draw some pterosaur silly#without the background or any idea or a story behind it#sorry yall i'm so dead today ur getting just a pretty pterosaur#barghestland#paleoland#paleoart#herbstosaurus#pterosaurs#art#artists on tumblr
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Day 83: bros....
#toontown corporate clash#pacesetter#graham ness payser#STAY SAFE. PLEASE SURVIVE. ILY#this was originally gonna be something else but that is now being postponed to next week sorry gang </3#for a second i thought about taking a break from art for a bit but i cope with escapism and i know im not alone in that#so i'm continuing to create so maybe we can feel happy about silly characters together for a bit even if the world is burning around us#it will be okay#dailyloweffortpace
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As much as I would enjoy a kiss at their reunion, I do think the dragon prince crew would do something softer when (not if <-clown emoji) Sorvus is made canon. I'm picturing Corvus and Ezran and Callum arriving at the castle like in the promo image, them checking up with Opeli and she reveals everything is fine.
But Corvus asks about Soren. "Where is he?" he asks, his mind already wandering to the possibility that Soren...hadn't made it out. He will himself to remain strong for his king, but his body fills with dread. Thankfully, Opeli points him to the river.
There, Soren sits on the banks. Corvus sits beside him, noticing the same pained look in his eyes that he had seen on the ramparts the day Soren asked him to become a crownguard. Now, that same pain encompassed how he sat, how he stared mournfully into the waters.
Corvus asks is he is alright, and Soren can't even answer, holding back what emotion he can to maintain his cheerful attitude. He is failing miserably. Something more terrible than the Storm Spire must have happened. Something worse than Katolis burning down.
Corvus lays his hand over Soren's on the rock. Soren looks from it to Corvus, then shifts so that he can hold Corvus's hand back.
Like Janai and Amaya, its a confirmation.
and, of course, at the end of arc 2 or start of arc 3 (affirm affrim, manifest manifest, like to charge reblog to cast) then we get a kiss, teehee
#the dragon prince#soren tdp#corvus tdp#sorvus#Wrote clown emoji instead of putting the actual emoji cause I'm on desktop#I add the clown emoji because as much as they are waving those gay and bisexual flags around#as much as the crew is saying “couple dynamic” in interviews#or as much as Jesse Inocalla is calling Corvus a black cat girlfriend in podcasts#I have been burned before by two men that are a bit more than platonic in how they act#and I am not immune to being ashamed by people who say things like#oh#I only see them as really good friends. They won't be canon#or even worse#“we need more healthy male friendships”#as if they actually care about that kind of thing over shaming mlm who want to see themselves#in a silly little cartoon#so until they are canon (affirm affirm)#I will keep my hopes down if only so I won't be embarassed by people who said#i told you so#sorry for rant but that's how I feel
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tw: OLD STINKY DRAWING LITERALLY TURNING ONE YEAR OLD!!!!!
Ugh never posted this cause it was before making this acc and I was barely entering the brainrot so yeah, my friend Digi found it on pinterest sjwhhwhebe.
I like the style I used but it's defo not the way I draw anymore (also it took me like 4 hours to color it cause my psychotic ass was scribbling everything with a small brush size, traditional style yk). I will redraw this at some point huhu.
Probably won't be much active the next three weeks cause I'll be on holiday and don't know if I'll have constant access to wifi. I'll draw nonetheless when I have time, , 💥 💥
#fight club#fight club 1999#artists on tumblr#digital art#illustration#the narrator fight club#he's standing so stiff omg#love hate relationship with this but that's what I'm having with all of my past drawings (even the recent ones)#I had the silly idea of him selling Tyler's soap after getting fired...first headcannon omg I'm shaking#I yapped so hard in this post I'm sorry you won't hear from me anymore#martyryo#queue post
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the juppet !! i just realised he is jerma posing i swear that was unintentional...... i spent so long digging thru muppet concept art and looking at old puppet designs just to end up doing a rly simple drawing but. i love joehills!! i have only been watching them for like 4 years but their videos r so special to me :3
#i would love to do a more complex drawing inspired by muppet concept art at some point... just wanted to give myself a bit of a break#i've been spending So much time on these drawings every day n it's not really sustainable for me to be spending multiple hours every day#when i have so much work i should be doing...... but i rly enjoyed this silly little muppet even if it's v simple for my standards#tbh i'm surprised i even made it this far into the challenge.. we're like two thirds in ?!!?!#i've only ever completed an art challenge once and that was inktober in 2018... and those were SIMPLE drawings#my standards are a lot higher than they were 6 years ago... but also there's extra pressure because i'm posting these#and i know i don't Have to post them but. it's a way of keeping myself accountable because i am terrible at that without outside motivation#omg why do i always ramble So much in tags this is ridiculous i'm so sorry if anyone actually reads these....#anyways i rly hope my people drawing skills r improving..#i doubt there will be noticable difference but i hope i feel at least a little more confident by the end of this#hermitaday#horsemeatluvr does hermitaday#horsemeat gallery#joehills#joehills fanart#joe hills#joe hills fanart#hermitcraft#traditional art#unedited sketchbook drawings 4 the win (i've given up on scanning n editing these or even taking them in proper lighting... too much effort)#i'm just a little guy
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Are you okay with people making edits with your art?
yeah sure! as long as it's credited properly I don't mind edits. but if someone reposts my art, especially without permission, that's what i'm not okay with. i stopped making art for fairy tail because people kept stealing it 💔 but edits are fun and they go back to the og source!! i'm completely ok with y'all devestating me or making me giggle
#also should point out: i do not mind being tagged!!#i actually love it#it's a lot of fun to see what y'all create#or even just tagging me in a silly video#it's the same when people are like “i'm so sorry i info dumped about this i just love (insert fixation)”#like babe you could split open my skull and talk directly to my brain for hours#i love stuff like that#erinwantstowrite#ao3#ao3 fanfic#leap of faith ao3#leap of faith catch me if you can#thank you for the ask!#thank you for asking btw! that's super sweet :) /gen
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