#this is so funny to me im sorry

[dailyedgeworth]

today, i finally finished the second nmweek prompt, truth!!!!!!!!!

[worm-tent]

so… s4 am i right?

[fuckyouupfog]

Shoutout to the glitch in hoa I encountered where Jason just disappeared but his gun remained lmao

[autism-disco]

yeah you could say my youtube watching is pretty varied

[scorchrend]

playing spark 3. good job missing those dash pads bozo

[tgithursday]

source

[stigmataluvr]

the UK has the mildest fcking weather ever why is bad weather part of their national identity😭

then they have the audacity to expect me to say a wet 5 degrees here is equally bad as the -45 winters so dry your eyes freeze shut and you have to walk backwards to avoid being cut by actual tiny flying ice shards where I grew up. or even just the toasty -15-ish of montreal where I'd been living before coming here. are you insane

[trollocs-ooc]

I dont know why but "man i want you to fuck off" is like essential second to me

[hughesquinn]

[ilbound]

alright but consider : the brazen bull torture device ... except remade as THE BRAZEN HART . molded in kaëltyr's image , gutted at the center , with six arms splayed in gracious welcome only to enfold as metal-cask ribs seal in the condemned to be burned alive , filling the contraption with smoke spilling from muzzled maw and igniting its several eyes — but also consider kaëltyr seeing this and looking on like a disappointed father like , "I didn't teach them THAT ." only to follow it up with , "but fuck if 's not entertain'. THROW ANOTHA' IN THERE FER SPORT , GO ON ." they would deny it , but we all know they'd find human torment immensely thrilling.

[mysticirs]

HELP GDIFFGHB

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[diceqi]

HELP THE CREATOR OF THE "Make cole from ninjago straight again" PETITION NOTICED THIS AND UPLOADED IT ONTO THEIR INSTA BYE

Due to popular demand, I have created a petition to make Cole gayer.

Here's the link if you wanna sign it!

Also, make sure to sign actually important petitions while you're at it😭 This petition was made to go against the "Make Cole straight again" petition, so it isn't that serious lol

[kosmogrl]

me when I find something that I wrote when I was having a mental breakdown

[kendyroy]

Do you guys think Logan gets jealous of Hugh Jackman? I mean like Wade mentions that guy all the time and he probably owns hugh jack-merch (or whatever).

I feel like Wade will request to watch another hugh jackman movie for the 10th night in a row, and Logan’s gonna hit his breaking point and he goes,“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SEE IN THAT GUY?”

and Wade’s just gonna laugh or something (cuz ohhh Peanut if only you knew)

[inkskinned]

you know, you know. no gods, no masters, no kings on pedestals. everyone is fallible. death of the author. you know! you are balanced about your intake of media - you allow the wiggle room, the grace, the gratitude, the skepticism. nobody above criticism.

but still. a weird gut-punch feeling, something akin to betrayal. you read the article. surprise! an author you love is actually: a serial fucking predator.

well, shit. what now. no, you knew he was a person (all people are), but now you're wondering - what have i overlooked by accident? what messages have i internalized that are strange and cruel? and also, like, what the fuck?

his actions lay a thick glaze on top of everything. like each place is now ruined, opaque in a new way. but okay, fine, you've done this before. you knew better, right? you've been betrayed by many a cherished childhood author.

still, this stickiness. fuck. can you pick up that book again. will you read it to your children. you've recommended it to others - will you ever do that again? and of course, of course, no parasocial relationships. you were theoretically above this kind of sentiment. but the artist informs the art, right.

so it's not something as clear-cut as feeling he owed you, specifically (a stranger) better behavior - just that you kind of, in a distant and odd way... sort of trusted him to do better. it's not like a real trust or something speakable, just the faint hope that the product (good books) was a thin representation of the soul. now it feels like the product (good? books?) was a mask. in some small or insignificant way, your previous support of this person lent them power. your money and your time and your laughter.

and the thing is - you have this terrible, echoing sensation. how many times will this happen? over and over. you find out that the singer you love is actually a predator. you learn over drinks that your favorite high school english teacher is in jail for what he did to her. you listen to the news idly and suddenly discover that a woman you used to idolize has been abusing her kids for an actual eon.

what can you touch without the static melting off. you can't even really complain about it too much (you were supposed to know better, and besides, you don't want the same re-split "it's not your fault, love what you love" basic advice), but now it's here. somehow, it feels like - you let him into your life.

it's not that things need to be pure or an artist has to be like, endlessly perfect, mindful. demure. it's more just this terrible truth that has been replayed through your veins so often it feels criminally vain. power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. did you want any one person to be worth that power?

it's just that he wrote books where he seemed to understand that. he seemed to know about hierarchies and unfair systems and bigotry and privilege. you thought they were books about what it means to struggle. you thought they were about having power and still using it for good rather than for control. he spooned you a narrative of being a good guy, a kind soul. you fucking bought what that fucking monster sold.

maybe that's why they were fantasies, after all.