immortaleredentore

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"No, come on      Don't die on me."

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"I'm far from boring."

”I can ask you the exact same question!”

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"Have you always been this boring?"

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"Well I love you, I don't love her." 

"Why not? What makes me so special? What makes me any better than her?"

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"Then have it.... and give it away." 

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"I—I don’t want to do that."

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"Why of course       but I'm not exactly a patient person." 

"Calm down. Don’t get your panties in a twist. Didn’t you learn this phrase; patience is a virtue.”

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"I've never drank from you, and I never will." 

"Better than me?"

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"Then get rid of it. It's not rocket science." 

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"I’m pregnant at 22. Of course I’m touchy.”

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"I think I like you already."

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"And down the hatch it goes.."

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"C'mon. You gonna play or what?"

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"Touchy."

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"No shit, numbnuts."

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"Is that even a question?" 

"Better yet, I was going to have a bath. Wanna come?"

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"Well that's unfortunate." 

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"I’m pregnant."

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"But she tastes so g o o d." 

Damon come on you’re being ridiculous. She’s lost enough as it is. Let her rest. Have a bloodbag or me even just stop it!

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"Hmmm... I think that could      definitely work." 

“So melodramatic. How should I make it worth while? By partaking in top less Tuesday?” She smirked softly

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…But I don’t want to be the only thing that you live for. I don’t want to worry about what’s going to happen every time we get into a fight or if we break up again. Or whom you’re going to take it out on.

Katherine (in Elena’s body) to Damon.

This is the best thing anyone could have said to Damon in regards to his relationship with Elena. He makes it all about Elena and forgets who he is. (And all the while I’m thinking Damon would be in a far better place if he was in a relationship with a certain witch who would hold him accountable for his actions…)