#this is so damn true
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I just found this on Twitter, I usually don't like to post what other people say or respond to. But this was so true and made me laugh out loud!! Lol
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can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.
(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#unique magic posters#this was so unforseeable!#i hope malleus gets pumpkinified immediately and sebek has to carry him around on a little velvet cushion#i hope jade puts his plant knowledge to good use by being extremely judgy about the firmness of everyone's rind#i hope that everyone is still wearing their silly little hats as pumpkins#(i know they won't. but if we don't have hope we have nothing.)#and i'm still feeling like oogie's gotta show up later and menace jamil just by existing#perhaps we'll have to team up against him with the scullsman or something 👀#also just to get it out before being proven entirely wrong#my theory is still that he's from the past and we gotta teach him about the True Meaning of Halloween (aka candy and funtimes)#so he can go back to his own time and become the founder of modern-day candy and funtimes halloween or something#bootstrap paradox be damned#i could be entirely off-base but that's what i'm thinking right now#idk he just has the vibe of an old-timey boy to me#he's had the great misfortune of being born before there were hot topics where he could meet other jack skellington fanatics#too late for the black plague too early for the black parade 😔
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Shout out to @coastalqueries/anduefex for regularly being the most real and one of the funniest motherfuckers in my notes
The reason Chen doesn't correct Ortega when they try to set him up on dates with women isn't because he's ashamed of being gay, but because he knows the second he does, Ortega will do the exact same thing but with men this time around. And the last thing Chen wants is to go on a blind date with who turns out to be that one night stand he ghosted last year
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WOW this has been ROUGH in the Life Events category of things, but. slowly crawling out of that. hopefully
this was the opening scene for a something I started writing after watching the Manben inverview with Nishi Keiko and thinking back to all the classic shoujo manga I stayed up reading back in the day, like damn that's so true Urasawa Naoki
it's partially a love letter to all the greats of the genre that I read, and also to the late night teleseryses that captivated me over the years lmao. it'd be nice to find the time to tackle it properly as a comic, but I'm having fun working on it recreationally :)
✨but since it's recreational, some character info✨
the first character seen is lawrence 'law' valenciano (late 30s), the one with the glasses is cris volante (mid-later 20s). law works at a karinderya, cris is an extremely broke university student.
⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / insta / tip jar!
#komiks tag#original tag#there's a bit about how shoujo manga pays a lot of attention to hair and ngl its SO true and such a huge influence on my own art#did not realize it until then but when it came to things like hair i did turn more frequently to CLAMP and etc over any big name shonen#artist. and ofc. im a lifelong CLAMP fan. it was just interesting to listen to in discussion! genres are a language and each conveys#what they need to. ofc you get things like genre convention defying things like x1999 which just kind of. melt your brain a bit#ANYWAY i actually started re reading marmalade boy after this interview which was. idk why that one came to mind first#but you can probably guess where that impacted this story idea lmaoo. i am trying to track down a bunch of gender blender josei#manga i read in highschool. god. remember paradise kiss. damn those visuals were killer
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When your senpai finally acknowledges you and it feels so cool 😭💕
#pokemon#official Pokemon#ms paint#art#I’m so damn happy y’all#it’s been a dream come true today#thank you all for being the support for this to happen#I love you all
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It's been said before, it will be said again, but it's still worth saying: the fact that art centering on straight romance is allowed to just be bad, but art with queer romance in it always has to be indicative of A Serious Problem With the Way We Tell Queer Stories makes being a queer person making queer art deeply stressful
#just saw smthing about red white and royal blue#and like i never watched/read that one so maybe everything ppl say about it is true#and i never watched heartbreaker or love simon so maybe those ones are also genuinely a sign of a serious problem#but idk. the fact that this happens every damn time makes me think that maybe queer stories are being held to different standards#and it's exhausting writing stuff while having a chorus of voices in the back of my head saying i'm misrepresenting my own identities and#making the whole community look bad by writing mediorcre romance#and knowing that even though i'm neither straight nor a girl there WILL be ppl calling me a straight girl fetishizing queer relationships#lgbt#queer community#writer stuff#idk what else to tag this#asexual#bisexual#nonbinary#venttag
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HOLY SHIT?!?!
HOLY SHIT?!?
I'M GONNA REDRAW IT TODAY
#ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?#DAMN!#THAT FANFIC THAT U READ ABOUT A YEAR AGO WAS TRUE#OH SHIT#CANT WAIT TO SEE THE RESULT#👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#IM SO HAPPY RN#IM ALMOST TWITCHING!#YIPPIE!#RISE CONTENT#NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM#andy suriano#rottmnt comic#canon rottmnt
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Fell 2 my knees (at home) upon seeing her on my screen again
#drawfee#drawfee show#drawtectives#jancy true#genuinely so damn excited for S3 the trailer looks baller
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender
…..I made the moodboard….
#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#it’s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy#it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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Cat in the Hat be like "You're a nicer snack than Green Eggs and Ham~"
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#critical role#cr lb#ygifs#imogen#and now I'm like did imogen have her own reason for not even going near the raven queen did she pray to her for her mother#thinking her mother was dead was gone and the goddess of death had her and it was just a little girl praying at her bedside#take care of her mother. tell her how much she misses her. she misses her so much. and the raven queen never answered#and she could find no comfort not even in a deity who brought eternal rest there was no solace. and there was no correction#did she pick a god and pray? for her mother to come back. for her father not to hate her. for someone to look at her like shes not a monste#that all this time this certified atheist to have zero interest in the gods or helping them not because she genuinely didn't care#but because once upon a time the little girl she used to be cared so much. and prayed so hard. never seeing the red veil around her#damning her from the grace of the gods#and isn't that just what a monster deserves#not even a gracious god will find you special enough you feel like nothing to them because you are nothing to them#and it's like is that true or is such an evil force preventing their light and it's like I'm chewing but I'm choking#I had to stop looking at laura's face because it was making me too craaazzzyy she'd just be like (bafta) and I'd be like (SCREAMING)#hey matt if this is a birdcall to make imogen a paladin tweet tweet beautiful man
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i hate house md because immediately in s2 they’re like. i know the patient is flatlining right now. but here’s house and wilson fighting in the middle of the street like they’re in a mid budget rom com talking about how they need each other. this definitely won’t look gay at all out of context 😃
like. imagine just walking home after a long days work and seeing your cunty neighbor fighting ‘how to lose a guy in 10 days’ style with his boy best friend in front of your door bruh.
#i wish i could be a side character in this show so bad#just so i could witness the insanity that is their lives in real life as an outsider#sorry about the image quality… i try my best#house md#hilson#hate crimes md#sorry for posting sm btw this show is a parasite to me#never understood the true extent of a brainrot until i watched this damn show
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“Have you ever thought of,” Clark cocks his head and tries to find the right words, “well, after?”
“After what?” Bruce responds, ten pages deep into the thick stack of files he somehow acquired on the new alien species that just showed up.
“After Batman.”
Bruce answers immediately, “no.”
“Because I was thinking you know,” Bruce snorts but Clark just keeps going as if he didn’t hear, “maybe we could find a nice house, a dog, and-“
“The good old American dream? That’s unexpectedly cliche of you Boy Scout,” Bruce’s lips twitch up just the slightest bit. Nobody else would’ve seen it, but Clark did. Because Clark has super vision, super everything really, but he also spends way too much of his time staring at that stupidly handsome face.
“But doesn’t it sound nice? Someone else will keep the peace and we could just relax for once,” he lets out a wistful sigh. Clark envies his Ma and Pa, most Sundays if he has time to spare he’ll fly back over to Kansas for lunch or brunch with his parents and enjoy a break from the city. He loves metropolis, he truly does, yet he sometimes feels like he’s swimming through mud. Just barely trudging through life. His days are a cycle of writing articles, fighting crimes, getting an hour or two of sleep, and back at it again. Rarely does he get to sit down and talk to Bruce like this without being interrupted by some crisis or another.
“Keep reading,” comes Bruce’s sharp rebuke.
“Yeah, yeah, just think about it though.”
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Clark doesnt think about this conversation again until a week later when he finds a key on his coffee table. He checks the doors, the windows, the security camera, and doesn’t find anything, but he knows it’s Bruce’s doing somehow. Under the key is a the address to a house in Smallville, Kansas, and a short note scrawled onto paper. “It sounds nice.”
#batman#bruce wayne#superbat#dc universe#clark kent#Superman#I almost went with a sad ending where Bruce doesn’t GET to experience After Batman because he was always going to go out with a bang#and Clark has always known this#but he just loves this impossible man so much that he’ll figure out a way to make this come true or die trying#Bruce hurtles towards his finale while Clark tries his damn best to catch him#but I decide to be somewhat nice
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One thing that I've never seen people talk about is that Shen Jiu would want his body back. Sure, it may be irreparablely damaged and weak, but it's still his body. He never had any bodily autonomy until he joined Cang Qiong at seventeen, so he would fight tooth and nail to get it back rather than lose the right to his body again.
#idea dump#ramblings of a sleep deprived girl#mxtx svsss#svsss#scum villian self saving system#original shen qingqiu#shen jiu#People seem to forget that SQQ is not really SY's true body#and that SJ would want his body back regardless of how much he hates it#because it's his and there was a period of time where he was nothing but property so his body didn't LEGALLY belong to him#so of course he would be damned if he lost the right to his own body again#SJ would also not give a damn about SY#he wouldn't care that SY would probably die if he kicked him out#and the fact is that SJ does have the right to take his body back and kick SY out#because it's HIS body not SY's#SJ would absolutely despise SY for stealing his body regardless of wether he was willing or not#I've also never seen people take seriously the fact that to SJ every intimate act SY does is non-con#that every time SY and LBH become intimate it's actually considered SA to SJ#transmigration is horror#this is why I've said before that SY would be the villain from SJ's POV
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fake yearners when the real lover boys come at them
#idgaf if true and mutual love is corny YUTA IS CORNY#let him love his horrific monster wife life tether DAMN!#also rika still loving him despite being a clone is so sweet big heart emoji#yuta okkotsu#rika jjk#jjk#jjk spoilers#jujutsu kaisen#jjk 249#art tag!
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SIREN VIL SIREN VIL SIREN VIL took over my life and my doodles
I blame @dilatorywriting and their incredible stories
Some close ups <3
#my first real passion piece on procreate#I fear I went too ham#or fish in this case#IM NOT EVEN A BIG VIL FAN BUT DAMN#She is just so beautiful#shout out to auto correct that wanted me to call Vil brat#so true#my art#fanart#twisted wonderland#twst#vil shoenheit#vil fanart#vil twst#pomfiore#this took me so long I changed majors omg
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