#this is sO FucKED honestly
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
#eleanor shellstrop#you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards#and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters#and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes#the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani)#we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason)#the good place#female characters#writing women#girl failure#girl loser#she's so mean#i love her#my favorite#fucking asshole#iconic#the good place eleanor#tgp#tgp eleanor#kristen bell
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Clothing representing the 11,500 Palestinian and 36 Israeli children who have been killed in Gaza were laid out on Bournemouth beach this week.
The 5km line of second-hand clothes was created by activists were laid out to illustrate the scale of child deaths in Gaza.
Each set of clothing represents a child who had been killed.
So urce
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third-wheel-on-third-wheel violence
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#billford#fiddauthor#honestly thank god fidds didnt know about bill bc he wouldve been so fucking annoying
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💥📣 BLITZO SUX
#happy apology tour month#happy possible apology tour weekend??? i don’t have high hopes tbh but still#my art#helluva boss#helluva stolas#helluva verosika#verosika mayday#i’ve been so excited for this episode ever since the episode names dropped#honestly been looking forward to this more than the full moon ep LMAOOO#this one and ghost fuckers 💯💯 for fucking real…#stolas goetia hb#helluva fanart#apology tour#artists on tumblr#spiritually:#stolitz#blitzika#helluva boss apology tour
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these two gossiping about their love lives is so fucking cute
bonus lucanis confirmed canonically having had a crush on viago!!!
#lucanis dellamorte#emmrich volkarin#viago de riva#emmrich x strife#my rook isn’t a crow but honestly so fucking funny if they are and romance lucanis lmao#and still funny regardless when my rook definitely went 👀 hi viago hiiiii when first meeting him#before inevitably falling for lucanis#dragon age#da4#datv#da4 spoilers#playing dragon age
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i'd devour you whole if you'd let me 🩸🫀
hand knit and crocheted, words by me
#knitting#crochet#my art#fiber art#fiber artist#honestly i could've tried a bit harder to block it so the edges don't curl and i wouldn't have needed the extra thumbtacks#but i just can't be fucked#so it will remain as it is messy and unperfect like the body and its desire
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“Inseminary”
or “Lockpick to the Priesthood” or “Come Unto Me” or “Pearl Necklace of Great Price” or “Faith is Like a Little Seed”
Authentic stolen holy text, Near Clear silicone, gold pigment.
I went to the mormon church’s website, looked up their views on homosexuality, noted the scriptures they referenced, ripped them by hand out of the bible and book of mormon I stole from their chapel, and then mixed them into a silicone dildo of my own design like confetti. A dildo which will of course be used for homosexual purposes (with non-lubricated condoms and water based lube, for safety).
I’ve wanted to try dildo making for literally over a decade. I don’t have any fancy equipment like a 3D printer or a vacuum chamber, I made the sculpt by hand, and I fucked up a lot along the way, but all that being said I’m proud of what I was able to accomplish and I learned a lot. I put in more gold than I meant to, but honestly, it was meant to represent scripture’s gilded edges, and as it turned out, it looks really beautiful or quite filthy depending on the lighting, which feels entirely appropriate for scripture.
It was hard to read all of those verses. But as I tore them up I bathed them in the intention to take words that were meant to inflict queer pain wherever they go, and say “Actually, I pull those words out when I want some queer pleasure.” Build joy where they want you to have it the least.
Read about/donate to the Timpanogos tribe, for whom brigham young sent out an “extermination order”
LandBack
#exmo#exmormon#apostake#apostate#blasphemy#sacrilege#my art#2024#this was honestly so much fun#fucking expensive#but so fun
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king and harbinger, old and young
#hi sorry i havent been animating much cuz. i didnt fucking want to#i have my major work animations to work on so its kind of. drained the fun out of it#but this doctor who audio killed me the fuck dead so uh here#spoop combining his interests again…. who woulda thunk….#lmk#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk fanart#lmk mk#lmk sun wukong#sun wukong#qi xiaotian#qi xiaotian fanart#honestly this is less of a father/son thing and more just. kinship. if that makes sense#they are alike and wukong takes a sort of refuge in that he is not the only one out there#idk how to explain it ahsbdbjdf#also in my head this is set before mk is left at pigsy’s doorstep. idk man idk
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(From the Death Note encyclopedia in the official box set)
“He’s likely not capable of loving a woman” yeah but he sure does have an obsession with a certain dark haired man instead
#sorry for blurry as fuck picture I was trying to take it quickly#this is from the death note encyclopedia thingy that comes with the box set btw#anyways honestly I do think this could be interpreted as light being aroace#however he does in fact only ever see one man as close to his equal and it’s L so HDJSJSBS#death note#light yagami#l lawliet#lawlight
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i think its so funny when people take the way donnie acts at face value even though its a horrible lie because he's a horrible liar, while understanding leo is bullshitting very well despite him actually being GOOD at bullshitting. many such cases
#personal#rottmnt#although tbf its probably because with leo its unpacked more thoroughly in the movie#donnie is not a morally ambiguous emotionally unavailable bad boy. he is very sensitive actually#he's a little crybaby /aff#and like this isnt hidden. he isnt SECRETLY sensitive or secretly caring its very out in the open actually#he's not hiding it well AT ALL AND THEY ALL KNOW IT LMAOOOOOOOO#i think donnie's perception of himself is somewhat earnest and somewhat. not? he DEFINITELY thinks he's more evil than he actually is#BGHFHDHGJFHG#i think what causes him to lash out and struggle to communicate is his inability to articulate his feelings#they are just too big for him. like its the exact opposite of robotic#he cant force himself to give a fuck but when he DOES its too much#so he yells and lashes out or he shuts down completely#honestly i think the perception of him being too sensitive being a problem makes way more sense than the perception of him being 'robotic'#when it comes to struggles in how his family sees him at least#even in little ways you can see him take it pretty personally when he's insulted#he struggles to blow things off#and i think it would also explain his tendency to like. visibly calm himself down when he gets upset? its a thing he does a lot in the show#he desperately wants to destroy that perception of him because he's trying so hard to close himself off#he doesn't want to be the sensitive one that cant take anything. it especially works in line with his shell#it was a big inspiration for canary continuity tbh. donnie should struggle with being the sensitive one in fic more#mikey is more empathetic and he's more emotional but donnie's quicker to feel offended or take things personally#BACKED UP HEAVILY BY CANON#that 'you can be honest with me! no hard feelings' - 'he's lyinggggggg'#like he's not upset with them babying him as much as he is with them genuinely finding it frustrating that he can fall behind like that#and just cannot take shit like that. so he tries to pull back and not seem as affected as he is#theyre a very cuddly family but mind you they can be actually mean to each other like that!!
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EVERYONE'S FAVORITE COSMIC JOKE
#in stars and time#isat#siffrin#loop#sasasap#start again start again start again: a prologue#in stars and time spoilers#isat spoilers#ok. ueyah. sure. i'll double post. fucking why not. honestly they make me want to die#AGHHH ghhhaghh AGHHHHHHH Loop#AAAAAAGHH fuck me FUCK me man its so fucking over theyre like AHGHH hahghh AGHHHHHHHHHHAHGHHH#im ok now#etoile tag#my drawings
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Fancy robe practice featuring Bruce
#dreamer doodles#batman#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#idk i think i did good enough#i stared at so many fucking vintage model photos and movies for this one#honestly i feel like i could do a bit better#but I'm eh about working on this one anymore
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#i couldnt find a death note version of this meme so i did what i had to#anyways im redrawing like five million L panels/screenshots so expect that soon#this was honestly so fun to draw i might do an alt version where ryuk is in the bg in the bathroom bc it's funny. 2 me.#description in alt text#death note#digital art#rebisrot#death note fanart#death note meme#l#l lawliet#l fanart#l death note#light death note#yagami light#light yagami#light fanart#lawlight#lawlight fanart#is that your fucking fursona
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Thoughts on broken horns / horn prosthetics and whatnot
#hoof draws#hoofology#having one horn would probably fuck up your neck honestly-#so prosthetic horns would have to be carefully weighed#i feel like you could get cool with them tho
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Thrift store ahegao t shirt lookin-ass
I only just realized how this looks now that they're all compiled here on a tumblr post....what. who drew these🧍🏻♀️
This is from something on my patreon. But dang it, these Ford expressions are too good to not share as a preview.
#I'M REALLY HAPPY WITH THESE DRAWINGS SO PLEASE GO SEE THE FULL THING!!! 5 drawings total in this set#IT'S HONESTLY SO STUPID#i always do my best to try to capture their dynamic as best as I can#which usually results in me making something super fucking ridiculous like this#His glasses are very fun to draw digitally#especially when you draw them all crooked#billford#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#billford fanart#bill cipher#stanford pines#ford pines#ford gravity falls#digital art
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do skully have pokemon?
Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.
(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#pokemon#poketwst#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related#i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it#because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else#gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness#(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time#also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds#and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel#which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners#only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful#top 10 twst event moments honestly#also some delightful character consistency from jade being all#'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed
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