#this is probably wrong but i dont care

[poupon]

how does it feel to be the first person to piss on the poor

Ka or Sekhen, predecessor of the earliest well evidenced monarch of Egypt, Narmer, reigned in pre-unified Egypt around the 35th century BCE. Although he is obviously not the first hereditary autocrat to ever exist in the world, that name still is a handy pin to place in the timeline of the global history of monarchist governments, as one of the earliest reputed pharaohs in one of the oldest societies to leave written records.

So, buddy, while I appreciate the credit I'm at least 5300 years away from being the first.

[dumpster-fire-rats]

[snowcoming]

saw a fic that made lian call dick "her fav uncle's brother" and i-

[sonknuxadow]

little beasties ......

[hopefulrunaways]

✨MORE ACTORS AU✨

Nico lore edition (Percy's lore is next it just i don't have so much time rn)

[Will Davis, 20yo.

Appered in the PJO series, but never interacted with Nico there.

Percy remembers him.

Recently they're premiered a serie where they're costars. It's a teen romance (heartsttopers type sh't) so it's all over the internet with ships.]

Relationship with Jason, i love these two

[Jason Grace 22yo

They´re coincided in varius proyects after Nico ended PJO, they just short of started hanging out and become friends (Jason was very insistent and Nico found it amusing)

They started to get jobs togetther a lot and kinda become a package deal, in and out of work]

[mkniesy]

leafs vs. avalanche | 25.03.19

[s1llystr4wb3rry]

No more 1 dimensional Slytherins anymore PLEASE

Idc if its oc’s or head canon but please make them unique

Dont get me wrong i love the way some Slytherins are portrayed in a more traditional matter on how they act as it adds to their character like my bbg Severus and Tom Riddle, but ONLY because it works and make sense for their characters

But im also tired or the same old cruel, selfish, and cold way most people believe Slytherins to be based on how she who must not be named wrote most of them but God Damm acting like this isn’t what makes up Slytherin house.

Cunningness, Pride, Resourcefulness, and Ambition are all traits of Slytherin. People can have all of these traits and not be bad or cruel or cold or mean and bratty & whatever else people describe them as.

I want to see a goofy Slytherin who’s pranks and mischievous nature we have similarly seen in the Weasley twins or the marauders (no matter how much i dislike them but I digress),

Or a quite Slytherin who manages to always find a way to get them and their friends out of trouble,

Or literally anything else than Slytherin = pure blood supremacy = Cold and Snarky = Bad

And this doesn’t just apply to Slytherin, I want multiple demential characters from ALL the houses. I don’t like how many people view Hufflepuffs as shy or gentle solely because of their house, and ravenclaw as studious nerds who does nothing but devote themselves to their study, and Gryffindors as brave and kind soles who fight for whats right.

Because this is unrealistic, people will never fit into a perfect little box based on some traits that describe them when they were eleven. People will always be different and unique and thats what makes life beautiful. And brave doesnt mean good and loyal doesnt mean a pushover and intelligence doesn’t mean schoolacholics and most of all

Cunning doesn’t mean bad.

[bugwolfsstuff]

So I think its now clear im Aromantic

Yay? I guess?

I dont know what to feel about it. Is it bad I wish I could feel romantic attraction?

[spitefulhoney87]

TF es S3 EP6 mini spoiler

Hey so small spoiler to one line where Prowl in s3 ep 6 says ''romantic entangelemnts have hobbled many a soldier. Ask Optimus.'' Like???? What did bro mean by that? Did bro imply optimus HAD a romantic entangelment and it held Optimus back? if so whom tf!??!!?

[masscared-star]

not my usual silly content but i hope u guys like it :)

(a bit nsfw?? i guess idk its cleavage)

its a warm up for me cuz i've been burning the hell outta myself and wanna try something (yay)

[just-a-girl-with-a-pistol]

No way, he is learning guitar to spite his dad! In reality i just got a dumb idea, this is the result.

[skrunksthatwunk]

something he can't put into words.

[vomittedsoap]

Assigning The Terror characters a DumDum flavor

Crozier: Orange (or root beer)

Fitzjames: Cream Soda

Franklin: fruit punch (only old people like this flavor)

Jopson: lemon lime

Irving: butterscotch

Little: blue raspberry

Hodgson: birthday cake (I've never tried this one actually)

Collins: root beer

Goodsir: peach-mango

Stanley: sour apple (lmao)

Tozer: cherry (matches his outfit)

Macdonald: watermelon

Silna: Cotton Candy

Hickey: pineapple

Gibson: bubblegum

Bridgens: strawberry

Peglar: grape (Peglar is an anagram for grape.)

[mymuseandme]

Pandemonium AU Ford!

This was a quick doodle I managed to make today, so it doesn't really well represent how Ford looks xd

Anyways! As you can see, he's wearing a Chiton (I believe they're called). He also wears these brown worn out sandals because he refuses to get others since it's 'a waste of time.' (same when it comes to showering, he's a stinky man!!)

Instead of the journals, he keeps these papyrus scrolls and uses reed pens to write with.

Maybe I'll draw Bill and Ford together next time. Who knows? :)

[godsfavoritescientist]

well hold on, if we define a character flaw as any limitation a character deals with, regardless of whether it's something Morally Wrong With Them or not, then Ford's paranoia counts as a character flaw since it does in fact negatively impact him and the people around him. Let me use better wording here: I will die on the hill that Ford's paranoia is not a moral failing.

[rigginsstreet]

*alexa play he had it coming*