#this is probably wrong but i dont care

[poupon]

how does it feel to be the first person to piss on the poor

Ka or Sekhen, predecessor of the earliest well evidenced monarch of Egypt, Narmer, reigned in pre-unified Egypt around the 35th century BCE. Although he is obviously not the first hereditary autocrat to ever exist in the world, that name still is a handy pin to place in the timeline of the global history of monarchist governments, as one of the earliest reputed pharaohs in one of the oldest societies to leave written records.

So, buddy, while I appreciate the credit I'm at least 5300 years away from being the first.

[dumpster-fire-rats]

[sonknuxadow]

little beasties ......

[shitpostingkats]

The one thing I'm genuinely upset about with the ending of FFXV is the fact that the boys don't hug after reconnecting with Noct. Like I'm sorry, you just spent the last 50+ hours showing me these characters high five, fist bump, slap eachothers asses, sit with their feet in the others' lap, vault off each other during combat, share beds, sleep together in a tent the size of a mattress, and then told me they have just finished waiting TEN YEARS to see Noctis again, and they don't immediately tackle his kingly ass to the ground???? Mr. Square Enix I'm sorry but you're just wrong.

[s1llystr4wb3rry]

No more 1 dimensional Slytherins anymore PLEASE

Idc if its oc’s or head canon but please make them unique

Dont get me wrong i love the way some Slytherins are portrayed in a more traditional matter on how they act as it adds to their character like my bbg Severus and Tom Riddle, but ONLY because it works and make sense for their characters

But im also tired or the same old cruel, selfish, and cold way most people believe Slytherins to be based on how she who must not be named wrote most of them but God Damm acting like this isn’t what makes up Slytherin house.

Cunningness, Pride, Resourcefulness, and Ambition are all traits of Slytherin. People can have all of these traits and not be bad or cruel or cold or mean and bratty & whatever else people describe them as.

I want to see a goofy Slytherin who’s pranks and mischievous nature we have similarly seen in the Weasley twins or the marauders (no matter how much i dislike them but I digress),

Or a quite Slytherin who manages to always find a way to get them and their friends out of trouble,

Or literally anything else than Slytherin = pure blood supremacy = Cold and Snarky = Bad

And this doesn’t just apply to Slytherin, I want multiple demential characters from ALL the houses. I don’t like how many people view Hufflepuffs as shy or gentle solely because of their house, and ravenclaw as studious nerds who does nothing but devote themselves to their study, and Gryffindors as brave and kind soles who fight for whats right.

Because this is unrealistic, people will never fit into a perfect little box based on some traits that describe them when they were eleven. People will always be different and unique and thats what makes life beautiful. And brave doesnt mean good and loyal doesnt mean a pushover and intelligence doesn’t mean schoolacholics and most of all

Cunning doesn’t mean bad.

[bugwolfsstuff]

So I think its now clear im Aromantic

Yay? I guess?

I dont know what to feel about it. Is it bad I wish I could feel romantic attraction?

[masscared-star]

not my usual silly content but i hope u guys like it :)

(a bit nsfw?? i guess idk its cleavage)

its a warm up for me cuz i've been burning the hell outta myself and wanna try something (yay)

[just-a-girl-with-a-pistol]

No way, he is learning guitar to spite his dad! In reality i just got a dumb idea, this is the result.

[skrunksthatwunk]

something he can't put into words.

[vomittedsoap]

Assigning The Terror characters a DumDum flavor

Crozier: Orange (or root beer)

Fitzjames: Cream Soda

Franklin: fruit punch (only old people like this flavor)

Jopson: lemon lime

Irving: butterscotch

Little: blue raspberry

Hodgson: birthday cake (I've never tried this one actually)

Collins: root beer

Goodsir: peach-mango

Stanley: sour apple (lmao)

Tozer: cherry (matches his outfit)

Macdonald: watermelon

Silna: Cotton Candy

Hickey: pineapple

Gibson: bubblegum

Bridgens: strawberry

Peglar: grape (Peglar is an anagram for grape.)

[mymuseandme]

Pandemonium AU Ford!

This was a quick doodle I managed to make today, so it doesn't really well represent how Ford looks xd

Anyways! As you can see, he's wearing a Chiton (I believe they're called). He also wears these brown worn out sandals because he refuses to get others since it's 'a waste of time.' (same when it comes to showering, he's a stinky man!!)

Instead of the journals, he keeps these papyrus scrolls and uses reed pens to write with.

Maybe I'll draw Bill and Ford together next time. Who knows? :)

[echo-goes-mmm]

So we all the love the whumpee-thinks-caretaker-is-their-new-master trope but what if it's true

Caretaker who did buy whumpee, and who does wholeheartedly believes and acts like whumpee belongs to them

But damn it they take great care of their possessions. After all, cats and dogs get spoiled with treats and comfy beds and vet visits when they're sick and cuddles and a form of love

Why should a slave be any different? Especially because caretaker bought whumpee for companionship

Plus whumpee can tidy up, cook for themselves, hold a conversation, and even play games like cards or board games, and can go everywhere caretaker can

That's infinitely better than a cat or dog.

It's just such a shame their old owner was so terrible. Whumpee is so timid now, and nearly skin and bone. But that's nothing a good owner can't fix, right? The poor thing needs some proper structure and attention that's all. It's a good thing whumpee is human. It would be a lot harder to rehabilitate a rescue who can't comprehend speech.

And whumpee doesn't want to leave. Fetching files from a desk and playing checkers and occasionally cleaning the kitchen while master chatters about work is far better than being locked in a cold basement and getting beaten every day

Their new master doesn't lay a hand on them, their version of punishment is no music while doing chores, or no dessert

After all, you wouldn't hit your dog. Caretaker's new pet deserves at least that

[spitefulhoney87]

TF es S3 EP6 mini spoiler

Hey so small spoiler to one line where Prowl in s3 ep 6 says ''romantic entangelemnts have hobbled many a soldier. Ask Optimus.'' Like???? What did bro mean by that? Did bro imply optimus HAD a romantic entangelment and it held Optimus back? if so whom tf!??!!?

[w0yxe]

I’ve seen a lot of people on twitter compare Kazuki and Rei to Erasermic

So let me present you…

Also just look at the on-screen similarities!!

the way they look at each other

Meanwhile from what I can tell in eraser mic they just look the same and have the same vibes

[mellotronmkll]

I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm gonna be honest. you're messing around right now

[calypsolemon]

If i am totally honest I kind of don't like how harsh some of the fandom is at Greg sometimes for being literally homeless and having a magical gem son at the same time. For sure there are places where Greg actually messed up but I feel like in the case of Steven partially growing up in a van and not really having access to medical care and lacking structure because of it is like. Homeless and poor people have kids and its not a moral failing on their part for our society not helping them meet their needs, yknow?