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I want there to be a Lego stranger things video game. I want to play as lil Lego kiddos tearing their way through a Lego forest looking for Will. I want Dustin to be constantly making Lego structures to help them. I want Lego hopper being grumpy and sarcastic all the time. I want a weird lil Lego demogorgon and demodog. I want to replay the entire series as Lego Robin and Nancy and call it a ronance au
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You guys are so fake >:(
The dragon wip wins every poll I make yet it only has 19 views on Wattbad? Crimes!!!
#blog stuff#this is only half-joking#WHO are these ppl voting for it and on WHAT basis#cuz clealry nobody has actually read it!!!#that's what i'm most curious about
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Realized I haven’t posted anything other than dbhc angst lately, so here’s a small collection of silly and sweet things as an offering to balance out the angst :]
#THIS IS NOT AN XISUMA FACE REVEAL BTW. over half of that thang is obscured don’t spin it otherwise /silly#dbhc#dbhc art#dbhc sillies#ethubs#docsuma#dbhc ethubs#dbhc docsuma#etho#hermitcraft au#hermitcraft#ask#dbhc ask#ghostertoasted#bdubs#dbhc keralis#dbhc xb#dbhc doc#dbhc xisuma#dbhc impulse#dbhc skizz#dbhc mumbo#dbhc grian#dbhc tango#not everything in this au Is terrible awful horrors I promise <3 only most of it /JOKE#I think about future doscuma kissing like every other day. btw. send help#they could be so sweet to each other. also so nasty /in a playful way#the hermitcraft Christmas/New Years party is going well. as you can see#STILL LAUGHING AT ‘WHAT ARE YOU INSANE?’ ALSO. TMGSFGBCMGHN#xb watching this unfold takes me out. also keralis is sneaking glances but he’s trying sooo hard to pay attention to w/e X’s babblin abt
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Jayce and Vi "its always two dumb headstrong bitches with a sense of justice telling each other exactlyyy"
Viktor and Jinx "its always two smart bitches acknowledging each others work but being intimidated by their power telling each other to fuck off"
#jayce and vi - action action action and wanna make things right so they gravitate to each other#jinx and viktor - intimidated by the other who can see right through them so they just stick to what they know instead#THIS IS MY ONLY EXPLANATION FOR WHY THEY DIDN'T INTERACT AS MUCH AS VI AND JAYCE#LETS HEAR IT FOR THE SOCIAL OUTCAST ANTAGONISTS#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane spoilers#act 2 spoilers#act 3 spoilers#implied in the tags sorta#jinx and viktor#viktor and jinx#jinx arcane#jinx#viktor arcane#viktor#jayce and vi#vi and jayce#vi#vi arcane#violet arcane#jayce talis#mettys posts#metty posts#for the record im like half joking#i just think the difference in both dynamics is funny#we gotta get all 4 of them and shove them in a room together
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#/j#am I really joking though. who knows.#I actually just sat and flailed on my bed and screamed for half an hour I'm unwell#I Hate My Chemical Romance#I have to dissappear forever now that is the only solution#my chemical romance#mcr#gerard way#mikey way#frank iero#ray toro#the black parade#when we were young fest#when we were young 2024
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He’s ready for the apocalypse
#I’m only half joking you know how tempted I am to make this his apocalypse fit it’d be so funny#art#sketch#tma#the magnus archives#Jonathan sims
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I know people really like unmasking Gabriel and stuff but have we possibly considered that the plating is just. his head..?
I know that all of these are from promo stuff, where creative liberties can be taken, but supreme angels are never displayed as having eyes in ultrakill, and the virtues (notably angels that were once humans) that deal with hell have them removed. It's possible that he just doesn't have eyes at all, with this being his face?
#ramblings#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#I have a running half-joke theory that both hell and heaven are blind and can only sense blood or intent that ends with-#gabriel canonically can't read
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i like it when garak is so uselessly in love with bashir that he has absolutely no idea what to do when bashir reciprocates
he's been in love for forever, and at this point it's static, it's background noise, it's so very normal, just another thread in the fabric of his life, easy and predictable, and then bashir runs up to him in a whirl of motion and pulls him down, and kisses him like he's desperate, like he'll lose his chance if he doesn't act now, and garak just bluescreens. utter shutdown. there is not a single thought in that lizard's head. all he can process is the warmth of bashir's lips on his, and, frankly, even that's a stretch. even after bashir pulls away from the kiss he just stands there, stunned, eyes wide and staring, motionless save for a flicker of his tongue licking at his lips, trying to taste bashir on him, to prove that it happened. he still can't quite bring himself to believe it until later - after bashir has assured himself that garak didn't have a heart attack or some other medical emergency (how embarrassing) - when bashir does it again, and again, and again
#i am here for fail-lizards and fail-lizards ONLY#get out of here with garak being suave boooo let him be pathetic and middle-aged!!! (half-joking)#julian after kissing garak: oh god did i break him?? did he have a heart attack???#star trek#deep space nine#star trek ds9#ds9#garak#elim garak#julian bashir#garashir
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Men need to get back in the garage
The reason we have so many mass-murders is because men have too much time to sit around and think. Men thinking is why 9/11 happened, it's why school shootings happen, it's why wars happen. Their testosterone-filled brains can't handle learning. Why are you thinking about "philosophy" and "religion" get your ass out there and start chopping wood BOY!
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I love how mcr fans will see mikey or frank post seemingly the most mundane shit on their stories and just lose their ever lasting minds
like "MIKEY WHEN I GET YOU MIKEY" "ENOUGH GET OFF OF INSTAGRAM" "SHAKING SOBBING LOSING IT"
and the photo posted is Mikey's car dashboard.
#mcr#my chemical romance#mikey way#gerard way#ray toro#frank iero#my chem#i'm only half joking i completely understand#like i saw those new photos of the gang and lost my shit
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A woman crush implies the existence of a man crush, Mr. Way…
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if this gets 100 notes I'll draw Lost Cities Miku
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isnt it beautiful how a wolf can be a singer, a sheep can be a barber, and a raven can be at a writing desk?
#therian posting#i really hope someone gets the joke#alterbeing#alterhuman#therian#yourtherianparentsays#otherkin#nonhuman#holothere#nonhumanity#wolf therian#wolf theriotype#wolfkin#nonhuman memes#alterhuman memes#wolf alterhuman#raven therian#raven alterhuman#ravenkin#sheep therian#sheep alterhuman#sheepkin#for what its worth its currently 3am and ive only been home for an hour and a half from work#im sorry little creatures for i have shitposted
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needed to draw something this year for tomes bday...really wanted to draw her highschool friends
#anybody else get a lil choked up that she was able to find some girl friends and find connections with them... just me?#idk i think its so sweet how focused the spinoff was about this group of normal highschool girls... theyre not even espers or anything#my baby really has grown up!! <- reigen probably after offering her 300 yen an hour#i had to guess the hair colors for 3 of them cuz like well... theres no damn reigen spinoff ova yet...! they dont got official colors!!#wait hoshida doesnt have official colors either... he better be a brunet its canon to me at this point#also after reading the spinoff manga i realize i draw hoshida so small... hes a third year and is probably not nearly as short as i think..#my bad if ur a kid i just assume ur under 5'3 half the time... what a bad habit... ill draw him more taller next time lolo#my art#mp100#mob psycho 100#reigen spinoff#tome kurata#hoshida origo#wait their names...?? i only know keiko and misa... i think the fujos name is yume... i dont know the joke girls name!! sorry i cant tag...
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I just want someone to hack my computer while I'm browsing the internet, and use it to turn me into their entertainment for the night, is that too much to ask?
#im only half joking#my stuff#hypnosis#hypnok1nk#mind control#brainwashing#hypnotized#hypnosub#cw hypnosis#spirals#spiral#mindless toy#mindless behavior#brain drain#mind break#brainless
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I do broadly love the LOTR films, but I do wish they used Gimli less for comic relief. They should have use Legolas.
#original post#lotr#lotr films#tolkein#im only like half joking#listen gimli is respected and respectable#legolas is a blonde freak#wandering about in his fucking ballet pumps#but noooooo studio execs are all like ha ha short person funny#LEGOLAS IS RIGHT THERE#gimli son of gloin#legolas#lord of the rings
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