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akannuoli-aatteet · 1 year ago

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"Oh, you mean the Italian Coldsteel Cinquedea? I mean what better knife to kill a duck's wife with."

-Jacob Drawfee

#drawfee #drawfee show #this is my wife knife #it kills your wife knife #it ends her life knife #italian coldsteel cinquedea #jacob drawfee #drawfee quotes #drawfee quote #jacob andrews

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screwpinecaprice · 2 months ago

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When your boyrfren is a morning person.

(Idk if Connie's not a morning person, but it'd be funny if she isn't.)

Connie doodles (and a Steven!)

#When you wake up already feeling tired 😭#Steven gave her a new blade again.#Pretty knife = Happy wife #Oh my gosh I actually finished a commission today. I;m behind again I only got six hours to draw this week TT-TT But at least I can #sleep early tonight I can finally catch up with my sleep hours #Lol I just realized Connie's new clothes make her look like an overachieving nerd XD #Imagine if she still wears her big round nerd glasses. 'Erm actually it's a [insert what specifically the type of dagger she has now]☝🤓#connverse #Connie Maheswaran #Steven Quartz Universe #Ah nerdcore fashion young adult Connie would be amazing 🤩 . I already headcanon she'd be a more scruffy one tho. 🤔 Guess #that's another alternative style to go off of 🤷‍♀️#Steven Universe #He gonna hit her up with the 'Hello morning glory! ☀️🥰😘🥰💕' and Connie be looking like a nest #SU #my shiz #animated gif

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bizarrelittlemew · 1 year ago

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Our Flag Means Death 2x6 | A beautiful name (requested by anon)

#did he have to be so hot in this scene 🫠🫠🫠#david jenkins really said i'll make rhys as sexy as possible and then put my wife in his arms #oh to have a knife held to my throat by this stede bonnet #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #ofmdedit #ofmdsource #ofmd gifs #ida.stuff #ofmd 2x6 #stede bonnet #hellkat maggie #gif request #UPDATED VERSION

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figmentrinzler · 1 year ago

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The Educational Duck is probably one of my favorite Drawfee moments of late.

This is beautiful.

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#THIS IS MY WIFE KNIFE #IT KILLS YOUR WIFE KNIFE #IT ENDS HER LIFE KNIFE

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marvinthecrow · 2 years ago

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✨️Kazzle Dazzle and his Knife Wife ✨️

Instagram • Patreon • Ko-fi • Redbubble

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flippityflaps · 4 months ago

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Guess who's birthday is today? Guess who's birthday is today?!

*🥁🥁🥁*

YESSS THIS QUEEN

Everyone go wish that lil cutie pie a very happy birthday right now

#amita suman #knife wife #shadow and bone #grishaverse #six of crows #inej ghafa #happy b day #save shadow and bone #save six of crows #six of crows spin off #my wife #the grishaverse

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doodlesnoff · 1 year ago

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Knife wife ✨

Bonus: Inej with jewelry (don't think she'd wear it but love to draw) and faithfully depicted Amita Suman

#inej ghafa #kanej #knife wife #shadow and bone season two #netflix shadow and bone #shadow and bone season 3 #shadow and bone #shadow and bone fanart #six of crows fanart #six of crows #six of crows spinoff #illustration #procreate #my doodles

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the-knife-consumer · 4 months ago

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Not Halloween but it's always fun to draw medical malpractice

#knife's art #digital art #sam and max #gore #cw gore #blood #cw blood #returning shambling to my horrible wife lineless art who hates me so much

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kirby-the-gorb · 10 months ago

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#kirby #knife #knives #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #me walking into my doctor's appt tomorrow #to beg for literally any treatment more substantial than simple access to meds I've already been on for years #(my wife said she'd come with me to help)#(since it's very hard for me to talk to doctors with all the brain fog and emotional dysregulation and medical trauma and so on)#(but they listen to her cuz she's a doctor herself)#favorites

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jazzkrebber · 1 year ago

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Inej; Kaz, you seriously need to calm down with this vengeance thing you're putting everyone in danger

Kaz: Pekka Rollins killed my brother

Inej: Alright where is this little bitch-

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hellishgayliath · 22 days ago

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Hey it'd be pretty cool if y'all voted for Kamala

Just sayin

#the cryptid talks #please god vote for her im so fucking terrified for this election outcome #and if you're a trump supporter FUCK OFF #the hell you doing following me if you support that piece of shit #rightfully and with a knife fuck off #i already disowned my uncle and his wife as my family cuz they support that grapefruit #election 2024

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frogwithastrawberry · 5 months ago

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Hey anyone remember the scene where Inej got stabbed and when you get to Matthias's chapter after that he says that he thinks Kaz would drag Inej back from hell if he had to?

Hear me out: Orpheus and Eurydice Kaz and Inej except instead of the literal thing of Kaz going down to Hell and dragging Inej back and having to trust that she'd follow him, it's him having to trust that she and The Wraith will come back to dock to see him, and he knows that if he doesn't take off his armor she'll disappear and go back

#my headcanons #fic idea?#potentially?#kaz brekker #kazzle dazzle #inej ghafa #knife wife #kanej #orpheus and eurydice

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ronqueesha · 1 year ago

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Xal'atath my beloved! I've missed you!

#warcraft #xal'atath #knife wife is back #my original knife wife (sorry andreja)

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eerna · 5 months ago

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HELLO WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS MY LADY JANE TRAILER

#NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE THEY DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #context: my lady jane was one of my fav books in high school and i am horrified right now #tlj liveblog #it is such an unserious book but it is FLUFFY unserious not HORRIBLE SEX JOKES 24/7 UNSERIOUS #WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO MY CHILDREN. G I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THERE I'LL SAVE YOU FROM BEING A RAKE #JANE I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T PUSHED INTO A KNIFE WIFE STEREOTYPE #this is my FOURTH CHILDHOOD FAVORITE THAT GOT BUTCHERED BY ADAPTATION THIS YEAR I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE

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its-your-mind · 1 year ago

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HEY. HEY.

HEY @re-dracula WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HAVE JONATHAN ACTUALLY READING THAT PASSAGE OUT LOUD BEHIND SEWARD DESCRIBING THE SCENE, HUH? WITH THE TEARS IN HIS VOICE AND THE PAUSING AND THE SHORT LITTLE INHALES AND THE VOICE CRACKS? WAS IT TRULY NECESSARY??? I WAS ALREADY CRYING. I DIDN'T NEED THIS TOO. WHAT THE FUCK.

#dracula #dracula daily #re: dracula #re dracula #to be clear this is meant in sarcastic jest this episode was a beautifully crafted piece of art and I'm blown away by the cast and #the producers and the editors... holy fucking shit I know today's was a short episode but I think it's taken its place as my favorite so fa #it beat out jonathan fuckin dropping out of the sky in front of drac with his fuckin knife out in order to protect his wife which was ALSO #very good and made me cheer out loud in my car but THIS #also why does jack get to narrate all the dope ass dramatic scenes #I wonder if Mina was like #no really y'all this dude has the best voice and grammar structure for storytelling #we gotta let him keep doing the phonograph thing and I'll just keep copying it down later #tbh she's so valid for that also y'all are so valid for casting jonny sims in this role bc he SHINES when he's describing emotional shit #he NAILS the middle ground between conveying the emotion of a scene and still being a separate narrator #it's almost like he did a whole podcast of that one time ANYWAY my point is y'all are incredible and I am so fuckin glad y'all decided to #start this project

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knockknockitsnickels · 1 month ago

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Day 7, the Razor! She was the last route I got on my first playthrough, which was one hell of a way to end the game

#slay the princess #stp #stp razor #art #something i love about each princess design in-game is how they use shapes #razor of course is drawn with all of these sharp angles #damsel has more soft shapes while pris is a bit more angular #its simple but its really fun #my first playthrough i knew i was on the last route bc of shifty's dialogue #id been trying to play with the mindset of 'pretend you're going in blind'#but since it was the last route i was like 'whatever i want to see the cute ghost girl from the demo'#but then after stabbing her there was an option id never seen before #and so. knife wife.#(i'd only watched the VERY early demo. Razor wasn't in that one)#honestly it was a fun pallete cleanser after apotheosis

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