#this is literally just domestic shit
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estrellami-1 · 2 years ago
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Soft Touch Baby
Pt 1 | Pt 2 | Pt 3 | Pt 4 | Pt 5 | Pt 6 | Pt 7 | Pt 8 | Pt 9 | Pt 10 | Pt 11 | Pt 12 | Pt 13 | Pt 14 | Pt 15 | Pt 16 | Eddie’s POV | Song | ao3
Eddie is back less than a minute later with two tablets, which he drops on the table in front of Steve as he passes to grab a glass of water. “Drink the whole thing,” he murmurs softly, and Steve doesn’t think before obeying.
“You actually hungry, or just humoring me?” Eddie asks, leaning against the table across from Steve.
Steve tilts his head to the side, then wavers his hand in a maybe sort of gesture. “I’m getting there. Mostly intrigued by the fact that apparently pancakes taste better at three a.m.”
“They absolutely do and I will happily prove it to you,” Eddie returns immediately. “Will the noise bother you?”
“Nah, go ahead.”
Eddie grins wide at him. Steve pretends he’s unaffected.
Watching Eddie bustle around Steve’s kitchen like he owns it is a new experience. He’s so comfortable, surprisingly in his element, and all his chaotic energy shifts into exactly what he needs, whether it’s mixing the batter or flipping or buttering a pancake.
“You like cooking?” Steve asks eventually, head on one hand, elbow on the table. Shamelessly staring.
Eddie smirks back at him. “That obvious? Wayne keeps odd hours, for work, so I learned his weekly schedules and try to have a meal ready by the time he gets home.”
Steve hums. “‘S nice of you.”
Eddie turns to grin at him. “Don’t tell anyone. Don’t want anyone thinking all this is a scam.” He gestures to himself with the whisk, frowning when batter splatters on himself and the floor. “Dammit.”
Steve laughs, then winces. “Ah, fuck you, man, don’t make me laugh.”
Eddie wiggles his hips in a way that just makes Steve want to laugh more. “I can’t help it, I’m just that funny.”
Steve hums. “If that’s the case, you might have to leave.”
“Well hey now, I never said I’d quit my day job for comedy,” Eddie says, sounding so affronted Steve laughs again.
A few minutes later, Eddie places a plate stacked high with pancakes in the middle of the table, then grabs two more for them to use. “Bon appetit,” he grins, spearing the top pancake with his fork and dragging it over to his plate.
Steve smiles in thanks and grabs his own pancake. It’s only after he’s halfway through that he notices the look Eddie’s giving him. He frowns, then sighs when he remembers their previous conversation. “I think you might be right. Pancakes really are better in the middle of the night.”
Eddie giggles, wiggling excitedly in his seat. “Toldja.” He takes another bite then leans back, studying Steve. “Your headache’s better.”
It’s not a question, and Steve is surprised to find he’s right. “Yeah. Probably a mix of the meds and the food.”
“And the company?” Eddie goads, waggling his eyebrows.
Steve rolls his eyes. “The company is headache-inducing,” he says, hiding a smile in his next bite of pancake at Eddie’s offended look. “You know I’m joking,” he finally says, kicking a leg out to tap Eddie’s shin. “Having you here is making all of this easier, actually. Thank you.”
Eddie does something that makes him almost fall out of his chair but ultimately ends with him hooking Steve’s foot with his own. “Anytime.”
They stare at each other for a few minutes, and Steve knows it’s getting to be too much, knows he needs to stop before he freaks Eddie out, but there’s a look in Eddie’s eyes that he can’t quite decipher but wants to. Finally Eddie yawns, overdramatic like anything he does, mouth open wide and eyes scrunching closed and the most obnoxious sound coming out of his mouth that just makes Steve laugh because he’s whooped. “Bedtime?”
Eddie pouts. “But there’s pancakes still.”
“Mhm. Perfect for the morning. Err… next time we wake up.” He puts the plate in the fridge, not bothering to cover it, then pulls Eddie out of his seat. “Come on. Dishes can wait. We both need more sleep.”
Eddie sighs, dragging his feet, laughing when Steve just yanks him along by their joined hands. “Anyone ever tell you you’re bossy?”
“I prefer opinionated.” He doesn’t think about the fact that even though they’re no longer holding hands, Eddie’s following Steve to his room like it’s a fact of life.
Steve chooses not to comment on it, instead crawls into bed and settles along the far side, leaving enough room for Eddie, who joins him almost immediately.
Pt 8
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wendigot33th · 3 days ago
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"what's hdg?"
"oh it's amazing! Post scarcity society of plampts who will dote on you and treat you with love and care! Amazing tech, and super powerful HRT!"
"oh wow that sounds amazing-"
*in the comments written by another person* "yeah the aliens rape and drug you too btw. They will literally reform your brain to be more happy and submissive. If the phrase 'to be loved is to be changed' was something that transcended species and spacetime, the Affini would embrace that like a fucking mantra"
Tbh I feel like that part is equally as important as all the good stuff when you're trying to tell people what the setting is. Kinda feels like actual Affini propagandists trying to lure in unsuspecting seeds to their new forever home.
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senselessalchemist · 9 months ago
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Bow problems (+ other nonsense)
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spill-that-anxietea · 1 year ago
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I would do anything for some day in the life genfic of Jimmy and Clark throughout their college years from Jimmy’s perspective
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fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma · 1 year ago
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domestic zukka hc: zuko’s love language is physical touch & sokka loves nothing more than the shy surprise on zuko’s face whenever sokka gives him exactly what he wants.
sokka had his suspicions zuko was extremely tactile, but it took him a few months to compile a mental register of just all the ways zuko likes to be touched by sokka. Whether it’s a hand on his thigh, a thumb running over the back of his hand, or sokka’s fingers latched around his wrist when they’re walking; whether it’s a soft kiss on his cheek, his forehead, the nape of his neck, the inside of his knee; whether it’s their hands intertwining out of sheer habit; whether it’s the soothing feeling of sokka’s fingers gently scratching his scalp when zuko lays his head in sokka’s lap; whether it’s sokka tenderly cradling zuko’s face with overwhelming tenderness every chance he gets, because he knows that’s zuko’s absolute favourite; whether it’s sokka kissing the top of his head goodnight when zuko’s laying on his chest, caressing zuko’s cheekbone with a lazy thumb until his breath evens out and he’s asleep and safe in sokka’s warmth.
It’s the casual intimacy that always gets to zuko and reminds him hourly of just how much he adores and trusts sokka. It’s the physical manifestation of giving and receiving the kind of love he never thought he’d be able to experience. It’s the mute reassurance sokka feels the same exact way about him.
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the-acid-pear · 7 months ago
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Y'know I really feel like Harry and Dave's relationship goes highly unexplored which is a shame because there IS quite a bit to explore, ESPECIALLY if you care about shipping. But as the game stands I mean, they must be aware of each other. Harry in fact definitely knows about Dave. I don't think he'd tell the fucking weird rotten bunny his terrible boss brought in IS the number one threat against Freddy's since day 1 but even so. Dave I don't think would see Harry as much more than A Phoney™ though, which is always more of an obstacle and way less of a person. Which is usually opposite of how Jack sees his often sole employee. Like, you get what I mean? It's almost similar to 2 with the main opposing routes being Peter and Dave except the stakes are arguably way lower now.
#luly talks#dsaf#dsaf harry#dsaf dave#harry fitzgerald#dave miller#if you DO care about shipping however the meat to chew on becomes greater#i think dave bond w Phoneys in general goes fairly unexplored which is once again A Shame bc i do like the hypocrisy he holds#in more than one way they mirror each other#now im just getting emotional and derailed now im literally just thinking of steven that's NOT da point now 💥💥💥#point is i do think you'd take this to a weird domesticating route or simply a more. goofy love triangle one#i mean dave does say he'll win Jack back which is peak divorced line#so its like. a tug war. except Harry isn't like peter who was like employee for the love of god i need your help#harry is pretty passive like Sir. This is urgent but it is your choice ☹️#sorry my meds are kicking in what am i even saying anymore?#i feel like that NyQuil post im for sure gonna shit the bed tonight#i digress anyway point being i think you'd go many places with this concept#you'd just have them coexist in a way the game doesn't explore. you'd have it just plaguing Jack's mind.#you'd have a one sided rivalry. you'd have a STRAIGHT UP RIVALRY. you'd have tragedy and agony in planet earth#which i saw be touched up on once by that one artist who draws jack like he never left the 80s mullet and all. muppety too.#iykyk there's like 6 harrysport artists overall you'll figure what i mean#and yeah you'd even have a somewhat functional jack having two hands. which is something taps chest i truly think could happen#i believe un love and peace and chsnge and healing and#and copium first and foremost ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️#my body feels so heavy its hard to leep my eyes open
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taraxacum-vulpes · 2 months ago
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why is everyone pretending like cyberpunk edgerunners is good. the writing is so bad i hate it
#i'm rewatching it for the third time 😋#i remember seeing a post i think from demilypyro abt how 2077 was a shitty game that everyone forgot how bad it was because of the anime#and the anime is terrible#all of the reviews online call the ending sad but it's literally just 🧍‍♂️ okay so. big whoop.#which would've been great for like to explore the futility of doing jack shit in this world bc it can be taken from you like that#they did a good job of this in the first 6 episodes before the timeskip#but the timeskip ruins everything#and u have to balance how unsatisfying that kind of thing is w the reality of that's just how it is#but NO#it's SAD because EVERYONE DIED#we didn't get a chance to slow down with the characters and get an update post timeskip#and the timeskip negates everything interesting about lucy (my fave 4evr)#and it changes her from a strong independent character that's scary good at her job because she was a lab baby and trained since birth and#an archetype of character i like in cyberpunk (a character that looks sexy without sexualising themself or getting sexualized by others)#(and in context most people wear something similarly revealing regardless of gender or presentation and modesty is the outlier)#wait i take that back she does flirt with david in her introduction scene. but i think it was done tastefully to show that she's confident#in herself and her abilities. and not in like an i'm hot do what i want way. we see her in the same episode being genuine and vulnerable#on multiple occasions. and then it reveals she was just buying time for her group to ambush him#she's a really interesting and cool character guys i swear#but the timeskip takes that and turns her into a stay at home expecting mother damsel in distress wanting to settle down and start a family#and the domesticity is so disturbing bc its like. i guess she wants to leave the edgerunner life behind to live on the moon.#BUT THAT'S SO MUCH DIFFERENT THAN WHAT THEY DID HERE#she doesn't pass the bechdel test anymore suddenly. who is she#they mischaracterised my blorbo so bad#it's like their writing budget got slashed mid show.
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tswwwit · 2 years ago
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I would love, even if its just its just brief summaries, to know the different thoughts going through bills head throughout the last smut. (mainly when he got the text and when dipper starts just blurting out thoughts and ideas bc i think those moments would be fun to see)
Imagine you're having the shittiest day at work. You're gritting your teeth and hanging onto it by your fingernails, knowing that eventually dealing with this absolutely idiotic, waffling, overstuffed, condescending dipshit of a client will be done with, you'll charge him out the nose for your services - which will probably be, like a hundred dollars, the way this is going! What bullshit. At least afterwards, you can collapse onto the bed and complain to your spouse about it. Which you have been doing, actually, waiting for a decent excuse to bail or check out early.
Then you get a text. And it's your partner saying they got you a brand new console, your favorite pizza - Oh! And a million bucks in untraceable cash - but you might have to kick your shitty client in the nuts so hard his eyes pop out. Does that sound... okay? No pressure or anything.
The reason Bill was a minute later than expected is because even he needed a moment. It was the sheer whiplash from going from Shit to Fucking Amazing.
#answers#Bill went from full on eeueuughhh about his day to practically having hearts floating around him#Perhaps literally depending on the magic situation in the place he was in#In my head Bill was 'hired' by a (shitty) villain and he got out of it by doing a quick betrayal and demanding to be cast out by the 'heros#“I Got THIS to get back to!! You think I wanna keep him waiting???”#He already hovers in his normal triangle form but this man was practically floating with delight heading back to Dipper#A graph of Bill's mood would start out super low then spike sharply at the pic#It then stays super high up with more spikes during all the shenanigans#After the smut they likely get cleaned up. Cuddle. And talk shit about idiots they've had to deal with#Bill Cipher has gone from doing his evil deeds and playing piano to an empty bedroom while raiding his own bar for distraction#To coming home to someone who'll listen to him bitch about his day and absolutely bicker with him about it#Calling him the worst thing in the universe. A scourge upon reality.#The most clever awful bastard. How *dare* he be handsome that's a crime -and frankly Dipper basically did it for him so he can't take credi#And sometimes even saying 'yeah you didn't *entirely* deserve to be screwed over that way. I could have done that *way* better.'#While Bill rests his head in his lap. Having someone listen to him ramble while he gets his hair played with. Lots of really good kisses#Warm. Close. Grossly domestic. But hey! Even *sex* can seem gross if you phrase it weird and *that's* a normal demonic pleasure#Sometimes fun things are just fuckin' FUN y'know?? Even if this one seems weird to other demons#It's. Nice. REALLY nice.#There's absolute no goddamn way he's going back to NOT having this#Even death won't pry it out of his greedy little mitts
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two-crows · 1 year ago
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rnm spoilers
GODDD... GUYS IM BECOMING A RICKXDIANE TRUTHER
NEVER HAD ANYTHING AGAINST IT- IT WAS JUST THAT LIKE. before they didn't add too much substance to diane beyond 'dead wife trope haha' and the little hints of her that would get past both ricks avoidance of the topic and just the show being unable to fully dive into her as a character. and being able to have a little glimpse into her this episode has be like. raving for more bro she was so adkgjhkfd
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dirtytransmasc · 2 years ago
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Kaz is Wylans father figure in the way an estranged big brother, who only found out he had a little brother through a great tragedy, steps up to be a father figure.
he's trying to try his best, but he stills sucks at it, tremendously. he's not his father, doesn't want to be, but if someone asks to meet wylans father, he would show up (and he'd commit a felony to keep Van Eck away), and no one cares to question him on it. he's hard on Wylan cause he wants him to be better, but also just because he's an asshole. half the time he barely feels like he's this kids brother, cause technically he isnt, but other times he feels like if he isn't there to protect Wylan he would implode, if something happened to him he would lose a part of himself.
Kaz doesn't know where his love and protectiveness of Wylan is because the boy is one of his crows snd what's because himself in this fatherless boy and hopes to change him for the better, attempting to give him what he himself didn't have. a family, and everyone's got a role to play, even him.
Wylan doesn't question it, he's to scared to, to break and down and potentially come to the conclusion that he's just deluding himself. but then he finds himself asking Kaz for permission for menial things, not cause he needs kaz's approval, but they both like knowing he's aware of wylan's day to day activities. wylan stops stumbling over his words when Kaz makes sure he eats or stays warm during his first few winters in the barrel. eventually wylan's more than used to the ceaseless, not very concealed, worry from Kaz. before he and Jesper make it official, he plays with the name brekker. wylan brekker. cause little brothers always aspire to be like their big brothers, even just in name. (and it's so much better then Van Eck or Hendricks)
they look up to each other, in the way a big brother feels pride when they see they were successful, their kid brothers gonna be fine, and then winces when they see a little too much of themselves and not just the good parts. or a little brother who watches their big brothers every move, deciphering every glare, every twitch, every word, noting it down and practicing it in the mirror. the little brother, that for better or for worse, wants to be just like their big brother. we know they were both successful in that.
it's the rough, frankly on and off, chaotic love of an older sibling and the gentle yet demanding love of a father rolled into one fucked up relationship between 2 fucked teenagers with ✨family issues✨
Wylan needed a father, Kaz needed a brother. they got each other, two strangers who were just a little too similar, and became family.
they have a weird vibe, I love it.
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bredforloyalty · 7 months ago
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bitchy-peachy · 2 months ago
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If shitty males that like controlling women wanna take away our right to vote...
I say we women should be allowed bring back the "makeup line" Aqua Tofana.
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lesbianpegbar · 7 months ago
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watching the raimi spidermans as an adult and im kind of in awe at the reputation raimi mj has like. idk man she kinda just exists. and maybe cut her some slack for peter leading her on over and over and over again. i think she deserves to kill him with hammers for the shit he pulled at the beginning of 3 i'll say it idc
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dirkxcaliborn · 5 months ago
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scanlations are so funny
"hi I'm picking up this series!!! btw I'm TLing from thai bc I couldn't find the jp raws, oh and also I don't know thai or japanese ^_^ ok enjoy!!!!!!!!"
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gongedtornado · 8 months ago
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#can i rant abt something random for a second#i hate when people will comment on other videos of animals-#taking big cats in a sanctuary for example-#i love when the person in the video is touching the animal/giving it scritches and the specified big cat LOVES it#(cat body language)#and then people continuously comment ‘just wait til it turns your back on you’ or smth along those lines#IT DRIVES ME UP THE WALLS#people do the same thing on domestic fox videos#and its *insane* to me because its almost like these people are wishing for the owner/caretakers to get hurt by their animals??#like for one thing- cats have such unique body language and behavior#and if youre paying attention to it- you can understand them a lot better#i saw a video of a lady brushing out a siberian lynx (he was a rescue from a fur farm)#and some of the comments were just nasty#like- his tails not wagging for one / hes not growling / hes letting her touch and kiss and scratch him#at some point he does bite but its a playful bite and he ends up enjoying scritches from the camera person#leaning into it and closing his eyes n shit . he was ENJOYING THAT SCRITCH#‘that giant lynx may eat her face’ ‘she’ll learn her lesson one day’ oh my god shut upppp#literally any animal is capable of that. its only just because hes not a common household animal#ONCE AGAIN MENTIONING- THE LYNX WAS A RESCUE FROM A FUR FARM.#i should also mention he imprinted on humans. his name is marsel iirc#i dunno it just drives me up the walls when people say some of the nastiest shit like that#kazzy caws
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heyitslapis · 9 months ago
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as someone whos watched h3IIuva b0$$ I really hate that the show's creator is Like That because i love the characters but theyre all built like sticks & unnecessarily fetishized so watching makes me Uncomfortable
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