#not us

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

my nan gives off cuddy vibes so bad help ive just realised?

she looks a bit like her (just blonde hair), shes one of the top managers of a health organization for people who struggle with addiction ect ect (used to be a manager at a hospital), dresses similar-

AND THEYRE HOTH CALLED LISA

GUYS MY NAN IS CUDDY WOAJ

[gaykornography]

im just a…->

[atwhughesversion]

heading to work but i’m v excited to watch the canucks win tonight <3

[pikopiikko]

i'm gonna be real, i'm excited to see vm and mn play but i feel like imogen's mom just dying was totally derailed and the emotional impact on laura was taken away by switching right after....

... idk im not trying to be too critical because i don't know what i would have done better, i just wish bells hells got to keep their focus on their own campaign

[anntickwittee]

[estheticpotaeto]

Hey does ANYONE remember Eddie has a girlfriend?

[503week]

[simpjaes]

another jake fic again?

*sigh* i thought we’re jongseong biased here? we need more daddy jay!!!

eat my ass

[magnusbae]

love how the dream defense squad is all polite and really chill people until they think about how badly dream is treated by basically everyone and then it's a literal werewolf bloodbath

[apnourry]

me, in pursuit of a beautiful perfect wonderful CRITTER of a suspect at 2240 when I have assignments due in an hour and a half AND a half hour of driving until I even get to the location where I HAVE these assignments that I can submit???? better fuckin believe it, bud

[blmpff]

whomever would've thunk *insert surprised pikachu*

[pointless-letters]

“I can’t remember the last time my Stanley punished me via the back door.” said Mrs Edna Stamp, 86, as she was out buying her weekly turnip ration.

[empressofmankind]

I am sitting here, sniggering over the fact that the absolute best defence against Buggy being a lil' creepy post-show at the bar is just...

...the good old splash the dude with your glass of water, heckle & scram.

What's he gonna do, detach a hand and drag you back?

Oh w8.

He can't. 😆

[lastremainingbrainiac5fanatic]

little doodle I did during class. BTW there's a shooter loose in the town, last seen right by the campus, but we still have class.

[ceo-of-pigeon-milk]

@precambrianhottopic

Many different species of lethal embarrassment in the world, but none quite so lethal as convincing a friend to sit down and watch a movie/show which changed your life when you first saw it only to realize with dawning horror that it's mid at best.