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She definitely did not look like Liz Taylor, but that is not what I am here to talk about :

Just imagine you had a kid with Julius Caesar and named him Caesarian. (And Egypt was the bread basket of the Roman Empire long before they admitted to being an empire)

And your kid was never going to rule in Rome, but would definitely be in charge of Egypt,

And then you find out, YOUR BOY, Caesar, was stabbed to death on the senate floor, which has never happened in the hundreds of years of Roman history.

And... you had done such a good job with your planning and the Romans just... fucking... do some random stabbing.....

Like a bunch of jerk-off nouveau-riche hillbillies while you are trying to hold the millenia old Egypt together.

I would be like: "You have got to be FUCKING Kidding Me!"

And then historians debate how physically attractive you were for the next 2000 years. Scoff.

That would suck.

I don't understand why people would claim that as their past life ....

when they could claim to have been a fish monger in a random coastal town that never had to deal with politics.

Zero drama fish monger sounds pretty good, honestly.

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I just want to point out that Sauron created a lot of jobs. He made jewelry from scratch! He was really active in the community!

What did Gandalf do?!? Just sit around and smoke weed?

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O dang!

Fun fact: they are called tanks as a diversion tactic before they were to be deployed during WW1, (1916)

the british were trying to hide what they were

So the supplies were labeled as (Water) Tanks and such for shipping and manufacturing

That way german spies would not suspect it was a big gun on wheels.

And then the name just stuck around for the next 109 years

So.... pretty weird.

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Take that! Stupid Kaiser!

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sometimes it's midnight and all i can think about is dinosaurs and get emotional about them and send all my friends (who're fast asleep btw) fun facts about dinosaurs and dinosaur art and just cry some more man who up missing dinosaurs:(

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[crossing my arms defiantly in a manner that makes you want to kill me] this haunted game would not have fit on a n64 cartridge

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Welcome to my art exhibit I took the extraordinarily dangerous and brave journey to follow a white photographer whose entire career is taking creepshots of random women in India, and then I took creepshots of him taking creepshots. You’ll notice in this one he’s hiding behind a tree like a little goblin so nobody notices. This is an interactive art piece btw I trapped him in a cage and at the end you all get to take a picture of him as a souvenir

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I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

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Referenced from Lewis Larosa's art

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Nothing beets this!

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Oh nnnoooo. Daddy Professor X and his boyfriend Magneto are fighting and we won't see any progress in our lifetimesssss!!!

i really think this tweet is onto something