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Judge magazine, July 1926

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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

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"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

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Posting one of my favourite memes of all time again

Absolute comedy gold

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current mantra

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top 10 worst moments of my life:

1. Rei-nyan

2. Floresan Rei

3. middle school

4.

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every fucking day of my life I suffer /lh

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I swear whenever I have to write papers, I always want to go wildly off topic and lose all interest in the original prompt. I've had two (unsubmitted...) journals for my asl class, and each time I sit down to work on them, my thoughts almost immediately jump tracks and go full force down a vaguely related topic that's entirely useless to completing my assignment :,)

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when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

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bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music

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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them