#this is funny if theyre platonic.

[kresnikcest]

Those stories about people mistaking siblings for dating and vice versa just add to my thought that Ludger and Julius 100% get clocked as being two gay guys before anyone thinks of them being related.

[chasemywishes]

Regulus and Barty very casually have intellectual conversations at 2 am, in the middle of the night in their dorm, while Evan is snoring loudly in the background

[bklily]

What could possibly defeat them when they're together?

Bonus:

While the pair is having their bonding moment, Lilia is on the verge of a stress induced heart attack

[kaogens]

peak friend activities is bleaching and dyeing the other’s hair at night

[alien-slushie]

Alastor: Ugh, I heard a disgusting little rumor that all of Hell thinks Lucifer and I are "friends".

Angel Dust: Don't worry smiles, I'll take care of it.

Alastor: That's oddly kind of you Angel.

Angel: Hey! I am a very kind and loving person. Just leave it to me.

Alastor: Hmmm

*later*

Lucifer, barging into the hotel: Why does all of Hell think Me and Alastor are in a steamy love affair?!

Alastor: ....you had one job.

Angel: Qué Será Será.

[risetherivermoon]

Evan: you guys ever think about how you might've met a werewolf before and not even know it?

Barty: that would be so fucking cool

Regulus: I'd like to believe I'd be smart enough to figure it out,

Remus: ...

Pandora: do you think werewolves act like dogs?

Barty: they're mostly human though, i mean before they got bit they were and pretty much are human except for those 12 days a year

Evan: True

Barty: d'you think chocolate is poisonous to them

Remus: It's not,

Barty: how do you know? you met one?

Remus: uh...my dad, he studied lycanthropy

Barty: ohh

Pandora: did he feed one chocolate?

Remus: uhm

Regulus: I doubt that, Dora, but theyd probably mention something like that when talking to a researcher

Pandora: makes sense

Evan: i wonder if animagi who are dogs can eat chocolate

Remus, who's had to share his chocolate with sirius, constantly: they can, sadly

Regulus: sadly?

Remus: yes, sadly

Evan: is were-cannibalism ethical?

Regulus: expand on that, i beg of you

Evan: like, okay, listen, if a werewolf ate a human when they were transformed, would it be cannibalism? or like, a predator thing

Barty: if they're transformed itd be a predator thing, but otherwise yeah probably

Evan: but is it ethical?

Barty: depends, is cannibalism in general ethical?

Remus: you know, i think i can hear sirius calling me, ill see you guys later

*leaves*

Regulus: he does realize that we're in our dorm and Sirius is at the Quidditch field with James, right?

Pandora: id hope so, or we'd have to question his sanity

Barty: Evan asked me if werewolf cannibalism is ethical, i think we have to question all of our sanity

Evan: and you answered me with if cannibalism in general is ethical,

Barty: touché

Regulus: i can't believe i'm friends with you people

[science-lings]

Out of every ship i have been invested in, which isn't a whole lot but still, I think that narumitsu is the most justified in being the most painfully slow burn to ever have burned. Like, it's obvious to literally everyone around them that there is something between them but it still takes twenty years to do anything about it. Not because they're stupid but they're both just specific types of fucked up that make getting into a relationship kind of impossible.

They're both seemingly very reluctant to get into any sort of romantic relationships in the first place, one due to general disinterest and a truly incredible amount of emotional constipation, and the other due to his last (and only known) relationship being so fucked up that he kind of gave up on the concept entirely. Them being excruciatingly in denial about being in love for decades is just so in character because they're just Like That.

Their history is also complicated enough to warrant waiting around for each other forever, there's so much baggage and trauma and hurt between them that it's just crazy. They've saved each other and they've hurt each other and they push each other away, they owe each other their lives and their jobs and their hopes. They would do anything for each other but are still pretty justified in being afraid to take the last step into making their relationship not just platonic.

idk it feels like a lot of other ships fall into the infuriatingly slow romance because the characters are too stupid to take a hint and it's just kind of painful after a while but these are the most hilariously repressed characters I have ever seen and while they might be stupid about their own feelings, it's usually stemming from trauma which is far more interesting for me personally lol.

[suffarustuffaru]

so i talked a bit about reinjulisuba on this blog in the past like in this one ask but now ive made a quick and easy diagram summarizing their whole deal <3

[hereforthecartoons]

Gouenji & Kidou call Endou a soccer freak is so funny to me because like. Gouenji you were literally the only other person besides Endou who enjoyed that nightmare training center. Kidou not even five minutes before you called him a soccer freak you told him 'whenever I was awake, I thought about soccer.' The call isn't coming from inside the house you three are sleeping in the same soccer-themed bedroom and calling Endou from the same damn phone.

[littlelightfish]

Ah... yes... new obsession <3

Close ups under the cut :]

I love them so much I cannot- I cant-

I'm new to the Fandom but I needed to get this guy's out of my head a bit.

I love them. I even forgot they were supposed to be part of an horror game until they make me remember. But they so cute.

Hating the image limit on mobile >:(

[mintypsii]

LUFFY?

[edwardslostalchemy]

Shouto and Ochako being such close friends that people think they're together is one of my favorite funny tropes because Shouto is over here like "I'm gay but if anyone hurts her, I will murder them", and Ochako is over here not even saying anything, she'll straight up jump someone if they try to hurt Shouto.

[the-meme-monarch]

ok newsletter euphoria has worn off i hate love again

[gunstellations]

rk800 💙 rk900

[thedive]

thinking about early friendship robin and steve. like yeah robin’s issues with steve have to do with tammy thompson and steve’s reputation but when she was listing her other grievances about/with him she didnt even hesitate to be like “you’d show up late and get your bagel crumbs all over the floor [in mrs. click’s class].” like she was holding onto that bagel crumb grudge from 1983, well into 1985..... and she was never even acquaintances with this man until then. they are twins to me. i think they should wear a two person sweater in season 5

[lambouillet]

I'm actually quite endeared to goat now