#jake speaks

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

Heeeeeeeeey there hot phone man guy

Wanna get uh ice cream later? *stares intently with some purring*

[FUCK. HI SZINZY.]

“O-OH! W-well, thank you.”

[He cleared his throat, in a failing attempt to compose himself]

“Sure, sounds fun.”

[thedive]

thinking about how lottie won’t be able to go to nat’s funeral because she’s gonna be in the ward and how she brought natalie to the wellness retreat to save her life and it ended up being the place where she died and how this was always how it was eventually going to end up because lottie passed down the burden of leadership to her and neither of them have ever stopped carrying guilt for it except lottie now has to carry natalie’s by herself for the rest of her life

[akingandawarrior]

it’s been a summer

[minishmarbles]

I am Mahmoud Helles, the owner of the donation campaign.The campaign aims to expel my family from Gaza and expel my wife to Egypt due to her serious condition with a kidney injury. Please enter my page and then share .https://gofund.me/53fa2830🌹🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🌹😭

Hello, thank you for reaching out. When I am able, I will donate what I can to help. I pray for your and your family's safety and I'm sorry this has happened to you.

For the people who follow me, please help Mahmoud, share the links on their account and donate what you can.

[alwaysonthemend]

me: jake speak more on stage!!

jake: *speaks more on stage*

me: NO STOP 🤺🤺

[phoenxart]

So I actually am going to explain it. I was drawing the Luka popsicle img and was streaming to friends and said "noo Luka the popsicle's melting all over your prosthetic, you're gonna gum it up" and one of my friends sent that breaking bad picture of Walter white screaming in the car and so I drew Sampo over it. The second and third image was me wanting to draw more Sampo as walter and Luka as Jesse LMAO

[urloveseb]

seb seeing that he has a new teammate and while expecting not much of it, the boy from monaco somehow manages to find a way deep into his heart with the more time they spend together

[star-trekster]

ST@CEC 4: Deep Space Nine; In Charles’s Shadow

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-P

[scheppke]

animated animal villains who are not the main antagonist but are a force of nature in their own right who elevate the film to a new level and leave protagonists quaking has definitely gotta be one of my new favourite genres

[goatpaste]

We're having a Puppy dog Picnic!

[Commission Prices][Etsy][Buy me a Kofi]

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

“See you on the flipside, sir.”

Are asks open?

YEPPERS :3

RAGH. SELF INDULGENT JAKE BLOG!!! Main is @crazed4rsonist blah blah blah

Rules:

No heavy nsfw, though suggestive is okay!! (Yes, you may flirt with my dad.)

oc’s and cross fandom are allowed, if not encouraged !!

RP is also okay!! Cause chaos with the man!

I request that you do not spam. I either missed it, or it broke a rule.

Pl. please be kind.

I reserve the right to delete an ask that makes me uncomfy, sorry!

He is not fully canon, as he is just. A more traumatized version of my Jerry blog.

Basic dni

Try and kill him and I may block you.

Harm him? Eh, sure. Don’t kill him.

Gult gang (ifykyk) HARD DNI.

OTHER INFO:

Unfortunately is not the father of Key !!

He is bisexual and polyamorous!! He is GAY. He is OLD. He doesn’t understand most slang :(

Yes, he remembers Jason!

Jake goes by He/him and ring/rings on occasion!

He is also trans! Sorry. I must trans beam them all.

He does not work in a location! You are. Literally talking to him in his apartment.

He is likely autistic, because. Mod probably is too.

He doesn’t typically enjoy physical contact with people, sorry!,

He does have a tail!

He is an eepy boi… he barely sleeps

He’s 30-something years old. Not including phone guy years

He probably smells like cigarette smoke. Because one, he smokes, and two, it’s a comfort smell for me. No will not explain

He is roughly 5’10 in height!

[thedive]

thinking about early friendship robin and steve. like yeah robin’s issues with steve have to do with tammy thompson and steve’s reputation but when she was listing her other grievances about/with him she didnt even hesitate to be like “you’d show up late and get your bagel crumbs all over the floor [in mrs. click’s class].” like she was holding onto that bagel crumb grudge from 1983, well into 1985..... and she was never even acquaintances with this man until then. they are twins to me. i think they should wear a two person sweater in season 5

[yvnaura]

it’s the way i’m picturing this but his neck covered in marks as he fucks you rough and hard, absolutely ruining you while whispering stuff like “mine. pussy’s all fucking mine,” after he gets a little too jealous of a guy talking to you earlier.

[minishmarbles]

Hello, My name is Jake. I make art. Here are some examples,

This is Mahmoud Hilles' gofundme. He is trying to get his children and wife out of Gaza safely. If you donate to this gofundme and share it, I will give you a free sketch. Any amount helps. Please help his family.

[druidknights]

job interview in less than an hour i feel like i’m dying (i’m so nervous oh my god please help me)