#this is cannon in my heart

[l33n1s]

NO one can convince me that Yu Ziyuan is not a beard. I bet Jaing Fengmian's gay ass was overthere making heart eyes at Bisexual Icon Wei Changze during their entire wedding. (Yu Ziyan not knowing that gay people exist thinks he's looking at Miss Girlboss herself, Cangse Sanren)

"he was in love with Cangse Sanren" I bet they had sleepovers to talk about how hot Wei Changze was and debate on what he'd be like in bed. They propably made a blood oath that whoever got to him first would (if Changze ever asked) allow the other to have sex with their husband exactly 1 (one) time.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[leahdrawz]

[burntpink]

'Cause I'm feeling like a ghost, drifting through the shadows of the night. I'm waiting for you through the shadows of the night ✩₊ﾟ☾ ₊˚. ✩

[disabled-dean]

Changing channels 2.0 but Gabriel makes Cas the Bachelor and Dean is the P.A. having an excruciating awakening of homosexual lust

[phoenixcatch7]

The One Fact Pact

I want to see a fic where the chain is rigorously keeping their secrets and stories hidden, but they've all learned to trust one another. Like, it's past time they should probably be sharing things because it's beginning to get annoying, they all agree, but it's sorta become a habit by now? They kept those secrets and now no one really wants to share first?

So, to keep things interesting and get some momentum going, they make a deal.

Whenever they come across something that reminds them of their travels, their quest - be it an item, a familiar name, a location - they've got to share ONE fact or story about it.

But only! When they're in other people's time, because otherwise it'll just be a staged tour and one person infodumping and that's exactly what they're trying to avoid (and it won't be a fun competition they can make bets about).

And then either they go through worlds slowly building trust and understanding of each other through a long drawn out and incidental series of tidbits....

Or they immediately get stuck in wild's hyrule for ages.

Everyone's arguing over who the latest ruin belongs to. Time and wind are getting into an argument about the kokiri. No one can agree on the zonai. Wars is taking immense pleasure in pointing out anything someone else might have missed. Legend is resolutely ignoring eventide. Twilight claims the entire faron woods until they step into the hot and humid jungle for the first time.

Wild thinks he's immune because it's his world so he legally can't answer questions, but everywhere they visit there's a piece of his own story in the rubble or on the wind.

Wild: *happily making tea and checking his slate with the other hand* okay, looks like tomorrow we can reach the breach of demise and to new serenne stable. Just past that- Sky: *choking on his drink* the what?? Wild: the breach? Sky, weakly: Why's it uh, called that? Wild: oh, it's an old story. Apparently eons ago it's where a demon godking came up from underground to the surface world... *suspiciously* Why? Sky: gimme the slate. *squinting at the shape on the map*... I can neither confirm nor deny. Wild:... What do you mean? Sky, remembering the One Fact Pact: I can neither confirm nor deny. What's important is that I killed him. The entire chain, variously: YOU KILLED A DEMON GOD?!!? Sky *recalling the hardest fight of his life*: what, like it's hard?

And then he just refuses to elaborate.

[imgdreaming]

"do you like horseys?" YEEESSSSS SO MUCH P YOU HAVE NO IDEA let me show you my collection i love you so much

i drew this at 1 am mostly from memory </3 i only looked it up at the end

[rain-day-today]

One thing that really rots my brain is the idea of the guild during the og baby fairytail members time and the domesticity of it. Cause like no way was gramps letting a bunch of super powered ( and incredibly destructive) 7-14year olds out of his sight.

Just imagine:

Little Natsu and emo teen Laxus having breakfast while very quietly whispering about their respective hoards collections of cat theme things ( I KNOW LAXUS IS A SECRET CAT LOVER I JUST KNOW IT)

Tiny Gray having an emo phase. Mira (a punk 14 year old) helping him out (after teasing him of course). The two spending many hours and lots of jewel to find and look through dozens of fashion magazines. Eventually falling asleep sprawled on the floor in a nest of semi-laminated paper.

Tween Lissana and levy giggling over the kissy scenes in books and Erza overhearing them. Spitting out her cake into Laxus’s face which makes them burst out into full on cackling.

Little Cana teaching natsu to make card pyramids for 3 hours and when he finally gets it, Elfman knocks it over. Every one thinks Natsu is going to punch someone, but he doesn’t, instead he starts full on bawling. Nobody knows what to do. Little Natsu cannot be comforted. Levy shuts him up by shoving candy into his mouth while cana really quickly rebuilds the pyramid.

Erza and Mira having a dance off on some of the tables ( mira breaks 3 of them in half with her stomping, Erza somehow stabs one). This is how everyone finds out to never take either of them to parties cause they dance like the deaf baby of giraffes and a buffalo.

Gray and climbing a tree to the very top and forgetting that he doesn’t know how to get down? He stays there till the next morning and seethes for the next week cause LISSANA had to carry him down.

Natsu following Gray around like a lost puppy his first week cause “he’s friend sized” and what else was he supposed to do? He knows nothing! Dudes not even from this time period. At least if he follows loud stripper he knows he wont get run over by a car. Gray not noticing or caring that he is being followed cause little guy has his own problems to deal with and “as long as he doesn’t take my food or breath on me.”

Cana having a plague doctor mask that elfman bought for her 13th birthday. She wears it to scare the shit out of everyone at the sleepovers.

Weekly “sleepovers” in the guildhall because it’s easier to do gramps weekly count of them when they are all lined up in their my little pony sleeping bags (yes this includes laxus and mira)

When Romeo is born they have a guild wide contest on whose name he says first (the answer is his own cause the little dude is a true fairytail wizard)

Levy managing to give everyone a heart attack after casually admitting that she hasn’t slept or ate anything but crackers and coffee cause she was trying to teach herself the equivalent of ancient greek.

Laxus and gray not knowing how to hold a baby (romeo)

Natsu “teething” on Erza. Everyone stares in shock cause there’s just Erza sitting there stone faced in full armor while Natsu chops down on her arm like he has rabies. ( he still bites her even when they’re older if he’s really stressed)

Everyone having a default crush on laxus or Mira

The guild kids try to make homemade shaved ice with grays ice and end up covering the entire town with really weird ice sculptures

Mira scaring the shit out of kids with her demon souls during Halloween

Someone stealing Mira or Natsu’s food and ending up with a burn on their tounge followed by natsu trying to “kiss it better”

Levy dozing off on the rafters and falling down onto poor elfman

Spin the bottle but instead of kissing you fight (grays idea)

Laxus has a spray bottle filled with water mixed with really bad smelling cologne that he uses to spray people when they’re bad, like cats.

No one in the guild knew how to swim until they turned 16 Lissana still can’t swim.

Its really really common to see elfman or gray duck-taped to the wall (its levy who does it)

Dont fall asleep around teen Mira she will draw titties on your face. (Where do you think natsu got it from?)

They all took a living 101 class when lissana was 13. It failed miserably. Laxus ended up being the grandfather to 6 rats and 3 hamsters

Laxus takes Lissana and Elfman out for brunch once a month because it pisses mira off to no end.

Levy, Lissana, and Laxus accidentally forming an L name club and plan their “meetings” within earshot of Mira and Erza to make them jealous.

“We should get cookies!”-levy

“And ice cream!”- lissana

“(Super smug face) im craving strawberry cake.”-laxus

*sounds of Erza bursting into flames of jealousy*

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

Dude, cat likes someone else.

*shows you their interactions*

<[he's staring wide eyed at them... His clock is ticking faster, rapidly even. It's smoking and the birdy along with some springs and gears pop out. He's struggling to breath... He coughing and trying to find the key to his heart. The entire circular pops out and his bird stays still.]

"n-no.."

<[he falls to the ground, he's crying and on the verge of death. Who's gonna help him now..?]

"I hate this stupid heart... Love is awful..."

[itsnixderlol]

Random-tober day 5. Ringmaster

(I make doodles from random tadc related prompt lists.)

I kinda.. Just doodled these, and playd them as todays prompt. I mean, it has Caine. But.. Yeah, lol.

Prompt list

[castiels-undercoat]

Hate when i make a DeanCas post and there's some naysayer in the reblogs with some "#this would never happen" or "#you dont understand cannon" likkke I dont care + cannon doesnt matter to me + they will do whatever i want them to in my head bc they are not real

[r0semaryt3a]

Beatrix from slime rancher but with some of my headcannons

I am a buff Bea truther

Some of the writing if people can’t see:

• Lesbian - She/her

• partially deaf (boom slimes)

• legit COVERED in scars from exploring the range (+ bite marks)

• made Vac pack more visible

• lowered pants (those were dangerous)

• made her braces slime themed (and actually look like they were attached to something)

• (has body hair)

• gave her boots cause why tf was she in plimsolls?

• far more muted colours

• lil pin badges

• Ranch lass has MUSCLES!

• Buff enigma <3

Speedpaint under cut

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[vanixing-thts]

[...Ghosts..🗝]

Vani vs. His demons

Its finally finished after two years (>_<), but mostly be abandoning it. This is not ship art nor in my ship au. They are strict enemies!

[bogslob]

Thinks they’re cool, is actually the weird kid: James

Thinks they’re the weird kid, is actually cool: Lily

[beezter]

I just discovered the McDonalds audio.

When was the last time Arthur ate protein?? how is he alive (currently on s4 btw i just met Oscar!! oh boy i sure hope nothing bad happens to these fun new characters)